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(Wikipedia)   In the world of sport, can there possibly be anything better? The Stanley Cup Final begins tonight with the Los Angeles Kings at the New Jersey Devils, 8:00pm on NBC   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line 905
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2012-05-30 11:15:10 PM  

darwinoid: Where is your Bon Jovi now?


There's Bruce.
 
2012-05-30 11:15:15 PM  

GypsyJoker: Earguy: I gotta say, I was using a razor and cut the hell out of my fingertip, A fairly deep, clean slice. I used a toothpick to apply a thin line of superglue to close it, and it's far better than a bandaid.

Well, except for the cyanide.


HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!
 
2012-05-30 11:15:34 PM  
yowza!
 
2012-05-30 11:15:49 PM  

robsul82: Gave it right the fark away. Just handed it to 'em. Fark, fark, fark.


sorry..... there are 6 more games left my friend!
 
2012-05-30 11:15:56 PM  
Goodnight folks. See you next match.
 
2012-05-30 11:16:11 PM  
Was just typing that ROBS should rub the towel, and Kopitar interuppted me. Ah, younger Marty might've had that. Sucks, but it's fair. good game, cant wait for... jeez... Saturday, I think.
 
paj
2012-05-30 11:16:13 PM  
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Winner Winner Slovene Dinner!
 
2012-05-30 11:16:43 PM  
fwiw - Kopitar was the guy i mean by "the white guy". i just couldn't remember his name.
 
2012-05-30 11:16:44 PM  
CBC three stars: Kopitar, Quick, Brodeur
 
2012-05-30 11:16:48 PM  
Don't take advantage of opportunities and you get stung, oh well.
 
2012-05-30 11:16:48 PM  

expobill: robsul82: Gave it right the fark away. Just handed it to 'em. Fark, fark, fark.

sorry..... there are 6 more games left my friend!


3 more games.
/sweep
 
paj
2012-05-30 11:16:59 PM  
CBC's 3 Stars:
* Kopitar
** Quick
*** Brodeur
 
2012-05-30 11:17:03 PM  
Kopitar made Marty look 40 years old on that goal.
 
2012-05-30 11:17:03 PM  
CBC Stars:

*Kopitar

**Quick

***Brodeur
 
2012-05-30 11:17:30 PM  
baddda boom bada bing!
 
2012-05-30 11:18:16 PM  
I am so glad the power came back on in time for that. :-)

See you guys for Game 2 (weather notwithstanding)!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-30 11:18:32 PM  
Kings are 9-0 on the road this playoffs.

That's unbelievable.
 
2012-05-30 11:18:40 PM  
Better win Game 2, Goddamn it.
 
2012-05-30 11:18:53 PM  
Well alright. Later all. Next game in...~57 hours?
 
2012-05-30 11:19:08 PM  
Well. Good thing I've got nothing stopping me from drinking for the next two hours.
 
2012-05-30 11:19:10 PM  
Just in time to watch the C's choke away game 2.
 
2012-05-30 11:20:03 PM  

Vangor: Well alright. Later all. Next game in...~57 hours?


Start the clock!
 
2012-05-30 11:20:13 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-30 11:20:50 PM  

Earguy: Well, that's gonna make it a lot harder for the Devils to make it a series.

But I damn sure enjoyed the game, can't argue with OT games when you have no favorite team in the game.

 
2012-05-30 11:20:57 PM  

Captain Steroid: I am so glad the power came back on in time for that. :-)

See you guys for Game 2 (weather notwithstanding)!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 163x100]


You lost power during a playoff OT game?? Oh you poor dear. Glad you got to see the GWG.

Until the next game, have a good one, all.
 
2012-05-30 11:21:43 PM  
Thank God we have all this experience in dropping Game 1, or else turning a blowout win into an OT loss would really have me worried, lol.
 
2012-05-30 11:22:30 PM  

robsul82: And there you go. Great job getting that moral victory, Devils.


Devils lost game 1 against the Flyers and Rangers. I still say Devils in 6. And now I'm even more confident that they can do this.
 
2012-05-30 11:22:34 PM  

Vangor: Well alright. Later all. Next game in...~57 hours?


No, 69.

4NSpy: Kopitar made Marty look 40 years old on that goal.


I'm not gonna fault Marty for that, it's the defense's fault for leaving him one-on-one.
 
2012-05-30 11:24:09 PM  

RminusQ: Well. Good thing I've got nothing stopping me from drinking for the next two hours.


Anyone know if you can drink on Prednisone and Cephalexin? I have a killer poison ivy rash and forgot to ask my doctor. I really need a drink.
 
2012-05-30 11:24:51 PM  

robsul82: Better win Game 2, Goddamn it.


Absolutely. And the Devils have won every game this playoffs that I thought that they needed to win.
 
2012-05-30 11:24:57 PM  

RminusQ: No, 69.


Sigh distractions. You're right.
 
2012-05-30 11:25:21 PM  

The Great Gazoo: robsul82: And there you go. Great job getting that moral victory, Devils.

Devils lost game 1 against the Flyers and Rangers. I still say Devils in 6. And now I'm even more confident that they can do this.


Oh, I still think we're winning, it's just going to be a long 48 hours swallowing that game.
 
2012-05-30 11:26:09 PM  

farkingismybusiness: RminusQ: Well. Good thing I've got nothing stopping me from drinking for the next two hours.

Anyone know if you can drink on Prednisone and Cephalexin? I have a killer poison ivy rash and forgot to ask my doctor. I really need a drink.


Drinking and steroids are not a good mix... But you prob won't die or anything. Just might make you angry... Or angrier.
 
2012-05-30 11:26:25 PM  

The Great Gazoo: robsul82: And there you go. Great job getting that moral victory, Devils.

Devils lost game 1 against the Flyers and Rangers. I still say Devils in 6. And now I'm even more confident that they can do this.


Also, the Kings won game 1 of the 1993 Final.
 
2012-05-30 11:28:12 PM  

RminusQ: Well. Good thing I've got nothing stopping me from drinking for the next two hours.


Lucky bastard. Good night.
 
2012-05-30 11:28:35 PM  

robsul82: The Great Gazoo: robsul82: And there you go. Great job getting that moral victory, Devils.

Devils lost game 1 against the Flyers and Rangers. I still say Devils in 6. And now I'm even more confident that they can do this.

Oh, I still think we're winning, it's just going to be a long 48 hours swallowing that game.


Honestly, build on the positives. The Devils controlled play in the final 1/3 and in OT. That builds confidence. I honestly thought that NJ was too timid in the first period, and were giving LA way too much respect. Almost like they were afraid of them. In the third they said "Fark that" and just played their game. Game 2 they're going to be like that from the drop of the puck. Just watch.
 
2012-05-30 11:29:18 PM  

GhettoWinter: farkingismybusiness: RminusQ: Well. Good thing I've got nothing stopping me from drinking for the next two hours.

Anyone know if you can drink on Prednisone and Cephalexin? I have a killer poison ivy rash and forgot to ask my doctor. I really need a drink.

Drinking and steroids are not a good mix... But you prob won't die or anything. Just might make you angry... Or angrier.


It seems it may cause stomach or liver damage but that's kind of up for debate. I think I'll limit myself to 2 beers.
 
2012-05-30 11:29:38 PM  

The Great Gazoo: Honestly, build on the positives. The Devils controlled play in the final 1/3 and in OT. That builds confidence. I honestly thought that NJ was too timid in the first period, and were giving LA way too much respect. Almost like they were afraid of them. In the third they said "Fark that" and just played their game. Game 2 they're going to be like that from the drop of the puck. Just watch.


Hope you're right, brother, think you will.
 
2012-05-30 11:30:22 PM  
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Edge and Beth Phoenix. Because even in retirement, he just likes taking others' leavings, lol.
 
2012-05-30 11:30:27 PM  
espn baskaetball is looking awesome right now, BTW

if you have ANY love for hoops that is.
 
2012-05-30 11:30:39 PM  

farkingismybusiness: GhettoWinter: farkingismybusiness: RminusQ: Well. Good thing I've got nothing stopping me from drinking for the next two hours.

Anyone know if you can drink on Prednisone and Cephalexin? I have a killer poison ivy rash and forgot to ask my doctor. I really need a drink.

Drinking and steroids are not a good mix... But you prob won't die or anything. Just might make you angry... Or angrier.

It seems it may cause stomach or liver damage but that's kind of up for debate. I think I'll limit myself to 2 beers.


i get full physical and bloodwork every year.

every year i'm perfect.

vodak makes me invincible.
 
2012-05-30 11:33:00 PM  

Smiths: farkingismybusiness: GhettoWinter: farkingismybusiness: RminusQ: Well. Good thing I've got nothing stopping me from drinking for the next two hours.

Anyone know if you can drink on Prednisone and Cephalexin? I have a killer poison ivy rash and forgot to ask my doctor. I really need a drink.

Drinking and steroids are not a good mix... But you prob won't die or anything. Just might make you angry... Or angrier.

It seems it may cause stomach or liver damage but that's kind of up for debate. I think I'll limit myself to 2 beers.

i get full physical and bloodwork every year.

every year i'm perfect.

vodak makes me invincible.


Like you, I drink a lot of vodka. Sometimes the morning after my left side hurts. Not sure what that's about. Think I'll take it easy tonight. I need a break.
 
2012-05-30 11:46:06 PM  
Teams that win the first game in the Stanley Cup Finals are 55-17. Kings already added their one to that 17. I don't think they'll add another. GO KINGS!
 
2012-05-30 11:58:45 PM  

neurofunkin: Teams that win the first game in the Stanley Cup Finals are 55-17. Kings already added their one to that 17. I don't think they'll add another. GO KINGS!


Marty Farking McSorley!!!!
 
2012-05-31 12:07:49 AM  
Beautiful juke by Kopitar. Good game. Tensions continue.
 
2012-05-31 12:15:51 AM  

buckeyebrain: neurofunkin: Teams that win the first game in the Stanley Cup Finals are 55-17. Kings already added their one to that 17. I don't think they'll add another. GO KINGS!

Marty Farking McSorley!!!!


You mean "farking Montreal locker room attendant!"
 
2012-05-31 12:48:18 AM  

intelligent comment below: No, not at all. The Kings have a lot of weaknesses and the Devils match up well against them.

The Eastern conference has been stronger than the West for years.


1. You've got no idea what you're talking about. The Kings and Devils play a similar game and match up evenly in most categories, except that the Kings have better defense. Accordingly, the only goal the Devils scored was on a lucky bounce.

2. Um, no. In fact the West was stronger than the East this year, and was last season too.


intelligent comment below: And you're not even from Los Angeles, Gawdzila. Go root for the Ducks, your close home town team.


I was born in L.A. dumbass, and the Ducks didn't even exist when I became a hockey fan.
 
2012-05-31 12:50:38 AM  

Gawdzila: intelligent comment below: No, not at all. The Kings have a lot of weaknesses and the Devils match up well against them.

The Eastern conference has been stronger than the West for years.

1. You've got no idea what you're talking about. The Kings and Devils play a similar game and match up evenly in most categories, except that the Kings have better defense. Accordingly, the only goal the Devils scored was on a lucky bounce.

2. Um, no. In fact the West was stronger than the East this year, and was last season too.


intelligent comment below: And you're not even from Los Angeles, Gawdzila. Go root for the Ducks, your close home town team.

I was born in L.A. dumbass, and the Ducks didn't even exist when I became a hockey fan.


Nor do the ducks matter in any sense when discussing hockey in Los Angeles.
 
2012-05-31 08:14:09 AM  
For those of you who are saying "Devils fans suck because there were still tickets available for yesterday's game", please understand how sports ticketing works.

Those tickets were RELEASED yesterday. NHL, NBC, Devils and Kings (and other companies too) are all allotted tickets, if those tickets aren't all taken, they are released to the public hours before the game.

/Going to see if I can get these tickets on Saturday...if not, look for me at one of the bars just outside the arena.
 
2012-05-31 09:11:47 AM  

TonnageVT: For those of you who are saying "Devils fans suck because there were still tickets available for yesterday's game", please understand how sports ticketing works.

Those tickets were RELEASED yesterday. NHL, NBC, Devils and Kings (and other companies too) are all allotted tickets, if those tickets aren't all taken, they are released to the public hours before the game.

/Going to see if I can get these tickets on Saturday...if not, look for me at one of the bars just outside the arena.


SHUT UP AND MOVE YOUR TEAM TO CANADA NEW JERSEY IS NOT A HOCKEY TOWN NOR IS ANYWHERE IN AMERICA ALL NHL TEAMS SHOULD MOVE TO CANADA PREFERABLY NEXT DOOR TO ME SO I CAN WATCH THEM FROM MY DRIVEWAY!

/good game last night, really hope every game is like this
//all 7 of them, make it a SERIES!
 
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