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(Daily Mail)   Remind me again, how much is a 19,000% tip on a $26 bill?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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2012-05-30 07:38:14 AM
He should buy himself a bike instead, then put the rest of the money in savings so he's not shiat out of luck if his bike breaks down.
 
2012-05-30 07:54:22 AM
...And don't forget to declare that, tip now smart guy.
 
m3h
2012-05-30 07:58:02 AM
www.shadowlocked.com

/amirite?
//hot like a sloth
 
2012-05-30 08:07:54 AM
Repeat after me: It was NOT a tip. It was a "gift".
 
2012-05-30 09:43:56 AM
His insurance didn't cover the loss of his vehicle?
 
2012-05-30 11:03:27 AM
Just ask this guy.
 
2012-05-30 11:05:27 AM

sno man: ...And don't forget to declare that, tip now smart guy.


Yup real smart of him to just put it out there. He might as well just mail it to the IRS
 
2012-05-30 11:11:05 AM

groppet: sno man: ...And don't forget to declare that, tip now smart guy.

Yup real smart of him to just put it out there. He might as well just mail it to the IRS


No need. It was a gift, he owes zero taxes on that money.
 
2012-05-30 11:12:56 AM

TheDumbBlonde: Repeat after me: It was NOT a tip. It was a "gift".


This. If you claim it as a gift your tax liabilty is zero. As a tip... not so much.
 
2012-05-30 11:16:35 AM

max_pooper: groppet: sno man: ...And don't forget to declare that, tip now smart guy.

Yup real smart of him to just put it out there. He might as well just mail it to the IRS

No need. It was a gift, he owes zero taxes on that money.


Does he trust his wife?
 
2012-05-30 11:21:38 AM
What an idiot for going public with this. Just try not declaring it now.
 
2012-05-30 11:38:44 AM
$26 bill? What kind of socialist funny money is that?
 
2012-05-30 11:42:51 AM
Did they use google street view for the restaurant pic?
 
2012-05-30 11:44:31 AM

Mr.Tangent: $26 bill? What kind of socialist funny money is that?


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It's what these guys give out to use in their gift shop.
 
2012-05-30 11:57:06 AM
He should invest some of dat money in a new hair style. and face.
 
2012-05-30 12:15:57 PM

serial_crusher: He should buy himself a bike instead, then put the rest of the money in savings so he's not shiat out of luck if his bike breaks down.


he has a girl and a kid but I think he can make it work.

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2012-05-30 12:25:18 PM

9beers: What an idiot for going public with this. Just try not declaring it now.


Why? He doesn't have to report it. It was a gift. Just because they handed it to him at his place of business does not mean it was for services rendered. It is not reasonable to assume a exchange of $5000 cash with the instruction that the payee purchase a vehicle is a tip. Tips are considered wages and are not subject to stipulations. The payer and the payee both agreed that the money was for the purchase of a vehicle. It is clearly a gift.

If he's really worried about it he can have the payers draft a letter stating that it is a gift for the purchase of a vehicle. If they were willing to give the five large I bet they'd be willing to put together a one sentence letter and sign it.
 
2012-05-30 12:26:23 PM

max_pooper: groppet: sno man: ...And don't forget to declare that, tip now smart guy.

Yup real smart of him to just put it out there. He might as well just mail it to the IRS

No need. It was a gift, he owes zero taxes on that money.


Well thats good. I want a gift like that, all I got for a gift was a $10 subway card
 
2012-05-30 01:21:50 PM

Rev.K: His insurance didn't cover the loss of his vehicle?


You are assuming he has insurance.
 
2012-05-30 03:55:18 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: max_pooper: groppet: sno man: ...And don't forget to declare that, tip now smart guy.

Yup real smart of him to just put it out there. He might as well just mail it to the IRS

No need. It was a gift, he owes zero taxes on that money.

Does he trust his wife?


That's it! Step aside, max_pooper. This farker's havin' hisself an accident.
 
2012-05-30 04:17:10 PM

jimpoz: Just ask this guy.


What a farking dick.
 
2012-05-30 04:37:55 PM
 
2012-05-30 07:39:03 PM
19230.769231%
 
2012-05-30 07:45:41 PM

max_pooper: Why? He doesn't have to report it. It was a gift.


It was given to him by a customer, while he was working. It's a tip, no matter how people try to spin it.
 
2012-05-30 08:47:46 PM

jimpoz: Just ask this guy.


You do know that tipping is odd in quite a few other places right?
 
2012-05-31 09:27:22 AM
Not gonna beat my tip record, percentage-wise.
 
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