Pichu0102: Could it possibly be because without a cat in the United States, you're pretty much a third world citizen in terms of freedom of movement, or else you're essentially screwed?

Luckily, many farkers have cats.

ladyfortuna: ///fark bad drivers in an uncomfortable place

What, like the back of a Volkswagon?

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"ever notice when your driving that everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and everyone that drives faster is a maniac"

-GC

You're driving like a bat out of Hades!

I may not be in the top 50% of skilful drivers, but I've gone from being "Mr Toad's Wild Ride" to one of the slowest people on the road. I treat everybody like they're out to kill me.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

And don't farking pass me then slow down. I'll ram you into the ditch!

Bunnyhat: I think people should be retested every 4 years when they renew their license.
Too many people take the test at age 16 and forget the rules of the road for the rest of their life.

And police need to pull people a lot less for speeding and more for things like following to closely, not using turn signals, running red lights, texting while driving, etc etc.
I would bet that following cars to closely ends up causing more preventable accidents then speeding alone does.

Unless the person in front isn't even going the speed limit in a no-passing zone. Then you need to tailgate the shiat out of them. I know it's unlikely to change anything at the moment but I have to think that eventually, if enough people are constantly tailgating someone, then there exists a small glimmer of hope that that person might one day think, "Perhaps it's my driving that's the problem". But in the mean time it helps me vent my road rage.

/It's tourist season on Cape Cod
//GET OUT OF THE WAY