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2012-05-30 12:25:47 AM  
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2012-05-30 01:26:19 AM  
They don't?
 
2012-05-30 03:41:20 AM  
Jaguar usually relies on hot car sales women to bang their customer base to sell their cars*.



*not intended to be a factual statement or a guarantee, Stunt driver on closed course, do not attempt. Offer void in the state of Kentucky. Your mileage may vary.
 
2012-05-30 03:46:17 AM  
www.screenmoguls.com
They're dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean?

/Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet
//I have to lie to women to get laid. Even then I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!
 
2012-05-30 03:50:19 AM  

Ed Willy: Jaguar usually relies on hot car sales women to bang their customer base to sell their cars*.



*not intended to be a factual statement or a guarantee, Stunt driver on closed course, do not attempt. Offer void in the state of Kentucky. Your mileage may vary.


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Ashley Schaeffer: We got beautiful cars, beautiful surroundings... beautiful women.
Kenny Powers: Oh yeah, they are pretty hot, huh?
Ashley Schaeffer: They're my closers. And they help people who are slightly hesistant to buy cars; so you happen to be a man? Ashley over there will suck your dick.
Kenny Powers: I like how you work.
Ashley Schaeffer: You happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.
 
2012-05-30 03:51:29 AM  
"Loved the pitch, didn't love the process," Jaguar cheekily tweeted in response to the episode. "We applaud Peggy leaving SCDP."

I'm not really hearing a denial there.

And hey, who cares, it was the 60s, business was handled different then.
 
2012-05-30 03:54:42 AM  
Also known as "Tits Or GTFO".
 
2012-05-30 04:08:57 AM  
www.ridelust.com

hotlink
 
2012-05-30 04:13:36 AM  

KrispyKritter: [www.ridelust.com image 500x630]

hotlink


That is a very underrated movie.
 
2012-05-30 04:35:23 AM  
Listening to the radio today, I learned that Seattleites pronounce it "Jay-gwar".
 
2012-05-30 04:40:34 AM  

rc3ntexas: KrispyKritter: [www.ridelust.com image 500x630]

hotlink

That is a very underrated movie.


Yes, but the more relavent ad is:
www.imcdb.org

"Who here wants to be an ad-man?"
"Who wants to be a firetruck?"
 
2012-05-30 04:54:45 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Listening to the radio today, I learned that Seattleites pronounce it "Jay-gwar".


The correct prouncenation is 'Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'

Link
 
2012-05-30 05:15:38 AM  

KrispyKritter: [www.ridelust.com image 500x630]

hotlink


Sadly, Volvo forgot they were all about crazy snowbound indestructible rwds. I would have bought one when I eventually could have afforded one. Now, they all look like American Renaults. Yes, that's an insult.
 
2012-05-30 05:16:27 AM  
Oh, and hello.
Hello.
Hello.
 
2012-05-30 07:24:56 AM  
...anymore
 
2012-05-30 07:29:35 AM  

LonMead: Yes, but the more relavent ad is:
www.imcdb.org

"Who here wants to be an ad-man?"
"Who wants to be a firetruck?"



I was very disappointed that was not one of the rejected slogans during the brainstorming session.
 
2012-05-30 08:12:18 AM  
I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.
 
2012-05-30 08:18:14 AM  

zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.
 
2012-05-30 08:23:43 AM  

Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.


Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter
 
2012-05-30 08:44:55 AM  

fusillade762: "Loved the pitch, didn't love the process," Jaguar cheekily tweeted in response to the episode. "We applaud Peggy leaving SCDP."

I'm not really hearing a denial there.

And hey, who cares, it was the 60s, business was handled different then.


What they're saying is she wasn't very good in bed.
 
2012-05-30 09:56:08 AM  

OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter


was unaware of this development. pics?
 
2012-05-30 09:58:43 AM  

frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?


Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.
 
2012-05-30 10:04:59 AM  

OldManDownDRoad: frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?

Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.


You are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2012-05-30 10:10:23 AM  
That episode was co-written by the maid of honor at my wedding, so I'm getting a kick...etc
 
2012-05-30 10:14:11 AM  

nicoffeine: OldManDownDRoad: frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?

Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-30 10:18:47 AM  

nicoffeine: OldManDownDRoad: frepnog: OldManDownDRoad: Carth: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

I'm hoping she finds out he had a kid with Peggy.

Whichever storyline gives us more shots of Rory in her lingerie will be OK with me.

/dirty old man who watched "GG" with his tween daughter

was unaware of this development. pics?

Happy to oblige. NSFW if work doesn't like side-bewb.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.


It makes me sad to hear she's 30 because that means I'm... more than 30.
 
2012-05-30 10:19:10 AM  

farkingismybusiness:
Ashley Schaeffer: You happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.


The structure of this line, along with the delivery and then Scott's reaction afterward, just about caused a loss of bladder control when I first saw it.
 
2012-05-30 10:40:10 AM  
I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.
 
2012-05-30 10:43:30 AM  

wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.


I'm waiting for Lane's advance on his Christmas bonus to get discovered. They did make a point of mentioning again this past episode that the partners still aren't getting bonuses. So I think it might actually come back before the season is done.
 
2012-05-30 10:47:48 AM  

wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.


My daughter lives in Manhattan, makes $95k a year as an anesthesiology intern, and has to share an apartment with three other women to make it. It's damned expensive living there. Last time I drove up to see her, tolls alone to get to her apartment were almost $75 (including $17 on the VN bridge) and parking was right around $50 a day. Geebus.

I have to give Lane major props for suggesting that - he knew that would be the gift that kept on giving. She was all disgusted at first, but when the merit of his idea took hold, the look on her face changed to "You intrigue me . . . "

Pete, however, still reigns as the biggest tool on TV.
 
2012-05-30 10:48:10 AM  
too many words
 
2012-05-30 10:51:30 AM  

OldManDownDRoad: wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.

My daughter lives in Manhattan, makes $95k a year as an anesthesiology intern, and has to share an apartment with three other women to make it. It's damned expensive living there. Last time I drove up to see her, tolls alone to get to her apartment were almost $75 (including $17 on the VN bridge) and parking was right around $50 a day. Geebus.

I have to give Lane major props for suggesting that - he knew that would be the gift that kept on giving. She was all disgusted at first, but when the merit of his idea took hold, the look on her face changed to "You intrigue me . . . "

Pete, however, still reigns as the biggest tool on TV.


Of course if SCDP goes under her 5% will be worth nothing. Or if the partners are required to put up money again for whatever reason Joan likely won't be able to afford it.
 
2012-05-30 10:56:27 AM  

zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


I fail to see why this show remains popular. The Dick mystery in the beginning was cool, then it devolved into your standard soap opera.
 
2012-05-30 10:59:24 AM  
You can't freakin' tell me that Jaguar didn't already know this was part of the plotline. Of course they would have put up money for this product placement.

CSB time: Once when I was on a transatlantic flight I sat next to the woman who was (or at least claimed to be) the voiceover artist on the "Unwrap a Jaguar" ads. She talked about how the creators of the ad insisted that she had to exaggerate her plummy accent--which was already pretty damn plummy--for American audiences. It was kind of like how any American accent in an ad in the UK has to feature a Texas accent because it's the most recognizable one.

/and though she was MILFily hot, we went on our separate ways.
//End of CSB time.
 
2012-05-30 11:03:54 AM  

moothemagiccow: then it devolved into your standard soap opera.


Hardly. The show is brilliant. I'm sorry if you don't feel that way, everyone is entitled to their opinion. But, you're missing out on probably the greatest television show...ever?

There's a lot of really excellent television shows out there, but none of them are "Mad Men." I think your characterization of it is glib and inaccurate.
 
2012-05-30 11:05:01 AM  

wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.


you wouldn't be able to make it in manhattan on only 80k a year, never mind having a baby on top of it.
 
2012-05-30 11:06:54 AM  
Right. They don't "ask"...

/now get on your knees
 
2012-05-30 11:13:18 AM  

Carth: OldManDownDRoad: wedding vegetables: I guess I didn't realize that Joan was struggling so much. She mentioned that $50k would be four times what she makes in a year, which would put her around $12,500. In today's dollars, that'd be over $80k a year.

I know the cost of living in Manhattan is high, but even with a baby, I'd think she'd be making enough to be doing okay. Not only that, but with her divorce impending, she'd likely get child support, since Greg hasn't figured out it's not his kid and they couldn't do paternity testing back then.

It just makes me sad, I guess. I wanted to see her become more of a player, but not like that. Still, it was pretty slick of Lane to suggest the partnership rather than the cash. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.

My daughter lives in Manhattan, makes $95k a year as an anesthesiology intern, and has to share an apartment with three other women to make it. It's damned expensive living there. Last time I drove up to see her, tolls alone to get to her apartment were almost $75 (including $17 on the VN bridge) and parking was right around $50 a day. Geebus.

I have to give Lane major props for suggesting that - he knew that would be the gift that kept on giving. She was all disgusted at first, but when the merit of his idea took hold, the look on her face changed to "You intrigue me . . . "

Pete, however, still reigns as the biggest tool on TV.

Of course if SCDP goes under her 5% will be worth nothing. Or if the partners are required to put up money again for whatever reason Joan likely won't be able to afford it.


As soon as Chemical finds out that Lane didn't have the board's permission for that $50k advance, I wouldn't be surprised if they called in the entire loan immediately - and Joan would be stuck with 5% of that bill. Yeah, it has the potential of being a major screwing for her, even worse than being married to Dr Captain Greg.
 
2012-05-30 11:14:25 AM  

The Homer Tax: moothemagiccow: then it devolved into your standard soap opera.

Hardly. The show is brilliant. I'm sorry if you don't feel that way, everyone is entitled to their opinion. But, you're missing out on probably the greatest television show...ever?

There's a lot of really excellent television shows out there, but none of them are "Mad Men." I think your characterization of it is glib and inaccurate.


Watching Pete get his ass kicked was a great moment in television.

GRIMY LITTLE PIMP!
 
2012-05-30 11:16:10 AM  
Show needs more Roger Sterling
 
2012-05-30 11:20:56 AM  

HoboCop: Show needs more Roger Sterling


Farkin' A right. Roger makes me LOL at least once every episode. The Russian opera out of the vodak bottle is one of the high points of the season. Roger just looks at it, smiles, and pours a drink.

But for me the classic Roger moment is when Megan's dad says "Eventually little girls have to spread their legs and fly away" and Roger is all "Ho ho HO!" with a knowing smirk on his face.
 
2012-05-30 11:22:33 AM  

Mentat: Watching Pete get his ass kicked was a great moment in television.

GRIMY LITTLE PIMP!


This season has been astounding. The Roger Sterling Acid Trip episode was one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Even the less-good episodes this season have been better than anything else on television. Like I said, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but the notion that this show is tantamount to a soap opera is just inconceivable to me - I don't know if it could be any more the opposite of exactly that.
 
2012-05-30 11:30:04 AM  
www.greatvwads.com
 
2012-05-30 11:32:51 AM  

Mentat: Watching Pete get his ass kicked was a great moment in television.

GRIMY LITTLE PIMP!


For your (repeated) viewing pleasure, in animated gif form:

Link
 
2012-05-30 11:35:28 AM  

zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


BTW: did Rory get some after-market work done? She looks "chestier" than I remember.
 
2012-05-30 11:36:16 AM  
This season has been the worst ever with one notable exception - last week's episode, which was awesome. Everything else HAS been one big Soap Opera, filled with feelings and emotions. I had gotten to the point that I just fast forwarded through any scene that didn't take place in the office. Hopefully things have now turned a corner and this show can get back to the excellent entertainment I had come to expect.



/STILL my favorite show on T.V.
 
2012-05-30 11:38:44 AM  

zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.


I'm betting Pete Campbell doesn't make it to next season alive.
 
2012-05-30 11:39:56 AM  

mjohnson71: zekeburger: I didn't think Pete Campbell could be more of a sleazeball and then I watched this episode.

I hope Trudy finds out he cheated on her with Rory Gilmore and takes his head off with the gun he has in his office.

BTW: did Rory get some after-market work done? She looks "chestier" than I remember.


I'm guessing some double stick tape and some of those cutlet-like thingies.
 
2012-05-30 11:40:56 AM  

HoboCop: Show needs more Roger Sterling


"Am I the only one who wants to see this?"

/Woefully underused this year.
 
2012-05-30 11:46:23 AM  

Uncle Pooky: "Am I the only one who wants to see this?"


"Is it just me, or is the lobby full of..."
 
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