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2012-05-29 08:58:12 PM  
So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
 
2012-05-29 09:04:45 PM  
"Nobody knows they saw it. But they did."
 
2012-05-29 10:19:50 PM  
You could have stripped out all of the references to location and still known it wasn't in the US, because the principal didn't instantly expel the students in the film, bring in psychological counselors to talk to anyone "injured" by viewing the film, and call the FBI to begin a statewide sex trafficking investigation.
 
2012-05-29 10:56:50 PM  
I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.
 
2012-05-29 11:23:56 PM  

Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.


This.

'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.
 
2012-05-29 11:30:14 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.


What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.
 
2012-05-29 11:31:46 PM  
How times have changed.

We just released a few hundred crickets into the administration building and hallways.

They are very good at hiding. And they'll sing for weeks without food or water.
 
2012-05-29 11:34:42 PM  
Hellerup? I just met her!
 
2012-05-29 11:35:46 PM  
double secret probation
 
2012-05-29 11:36:59 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Could have been worse... Doctor Who could have been on.
 
2012-05-29 11:38:22 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

"I sat through every disgusting frame of this film. Twice."
 
2012-05-29 11:39:06 PM  

Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.


The whole sharing of photos thing is just beyond me.

Go to lunch with friends -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Do anything at any time -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Still seems like a really strange and narcissistic act.
 
2012-05-29 11:40:34 PM  

Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.


Here's a concept, see if you can follow me because I know it's complex: don't do anything stupid that might come back to bite you in the ass.
 
2012-05-29 11:40:48 PM  

RoyBatty: The whole sharing of photos thing is just beyond me.

Go to lunch with friends -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Do anything at any time -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Still seems like a really strange and narcissistic act.


Apparently people can't "remember" things anymore.
 
2012-05-29 11:42:04 PM  

McManus_brothers: Here's a concept, see if you can follow me because I know it's complex: don't do anything stupid that might come back to bite you in the ass.


You forgot ", Citizen" at the end of that.
 
2012-05-29 11:43:20 PM  
Hey, forgive me.

But after what Pee Wee did to me and Meat, we had no other choice.
I'm just thankful Wendy didn't mind getting filmed for it.

Now excuse me, I have to drill a hole in the girls shower room.
 
2012-05-29 11:44:09 PM  

Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.


I go bugshiat when people take my picture without asking.
 
2012-05-29 11:44:11 PM  

L.D. Ablo: How times have changed.

We just released a few hundred crickets into the administration building and hallways.

They are very good at hiding. And they'll sing for weeks without food or water.


Yep I did that too back in the day.... along with taking 50 lab mice and used day glo hair paint to brighten them up and let them loose in the the library... ( we got them all back )... we removed all the bells from the school and laced them in the quad... oh and of course we stole bob's big boy and placed him on the cafiteria.... one prank that was not a "senior prank" where we took the auto shop's v8 vega and placed it on a stage in the middle of the quad ( nice having about 20 weightlifters in your class to help out.
 
2012-05-29 11:44:41 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.

This.

'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.


blogs.villagevoice.com

LOL, why u mad?
 
2012-05-29 11:44:47 PM  
Vale-dick-torian?
 
2012-05-29 11:46:04 PM  
If the student got a laugh out of it: Funny prank.

If he didn't: Not a funny prank.
 
2012-05-29 11:47:13 PM  

McManus_brothers: Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.

Here's a concept, see if you can follow me because I know it's complex: don't do anything stupid that might come back to bite you in the ass.


Uh-huh.

I think we've just identified a compulsive picture/video taker. Seriously, dude. No one cares what you had for lunch.
 
2012-05-29 11:48:28 PM  
We put the label to Voyage of the Mimi over pron in 8th grade.

/Yes it was VHS
 
2012-05-29 11:48:31 PM  

Bslasch: And they'll sing for weeks without food or water.


You do realize that scientists have decoded what they are singing, right?
 
2012-05-29 11:48:47 PM  

Mugato: McManus_brothers: Here's a concept, see if you can follow me because I know it's complex: don't do anything stupid that might come back to bite you in the ass.

You forgot ", Citizen" at the end of that.


Really? You think because I'm saying that maybe doing stupid shiat at a party and not expecting there to be unfortunate consequences is a bad idea, that makes me some Big Brother-style blackshirt? Ok then.

I mean, honestly, that's your argument! You should be able to do stupid shiat, and get away with it - but boo farking hoo, all those people with camera phones!
 
2012-05-29 11:49:15 PM  

L.D. Ablo: How times have changed.

We just released a few hundred crickets into the administration building and hallways.

They are very good at hiding. And they'll sing for weeks without food or water.


That's awesome. Simple, elegant, cheap, no damage (unless you're a cricket), quick and sneaky to implement. Hats off to you're senior class.
 
2012-05-29 11:50:17 PM  

Crudbucket: Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.

This.

'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

[blogs.villagevoice.com image 630x354]

LOL, why u mad?


I hope he enjoys his month of PMITA prison.
 
2012-05-29 11:51:19 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: McManus_brothers: Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.

Here's a concept, see if you can follow me because I know it's complex: don't do anything stupid that might come back to bite you in the ass.

Uh-huh.

I think we've just identified a compulsive picture/video taker. Seriously, dude. No one cares what you had for lunch.


Explain how you deduced that, Sherlock.
 
2012-05-29 11:53:41 PM  

RoyBatty: Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.

The whole sharing of photos thing is just beyond me.

Go to lunch with friends -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Do anything at any time -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Still seems like a really strange and narcissistic act.


I assure you that no matter how pointless the picture is, SOMEONE in your friend list enjoys looking at it.

/ she might be STALKING you, but SOMEONE enjoys looking at it.
 
2012-05-29 11:53:44 PM  
McDerpus Bros but boo farking hoo, all those people with camera phones!

You seem to be awfully emotionally invested in this issue.

Lighten up, Francis.
 
2012-05-29 11:54:13 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.

I go bugshiat when people take my picture without asking.


They'd better ask first, since they're stealing a part of your soul.
 
2012-05-29 11:55:54 PM  

ChrisDe: Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.

I go bugshiat when people take my picture without asking.

They'd better ask first, since they're stealing a part of your soul.


Lucky for me I have no soul.
 
2012-05-29 11:56:50 PM  
sex during the the commencement would have been worthy of a green light.
 
2012-05-29 11:57:35 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: McDerpus Bros but boo farking hoo, all those people with camera phones!

You seem to be awfully emotionally invested in this issue.

Lighten up, Francis.


Meh, I was just responding to Mugato's complaint.

And nice mocking of my screen name, mind if I register that?
 
2012-05-29 11:59:00 PM  

Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.


Or at least a little chokin' in the local mall
 
2012-05-30 12:03:16 AM  

RoyBatty: Mugato:

The whole sharing of photos thing is just beyond me.

Go to lunch with friends -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Do anything at any time -- take photos -- share on Internet??

Still seems like a really strange and narcissistic act.


I went the the Aquarium this weekend for the the first time since sharing photos on Facebook became a thing, and I managed to annoy a bunch of people when I walked up to the tanks to actually look at all the amazing the fish and jellyfish.

Apparently the thing to do is to get your taken in front of the tanks to prove to your friends that you were there and then move on to the next exhibit photo location without actually looking inside the tanks.

I could feel people around me getting impatient while waiting for me to get out of the frame so they could get their shot. (We're Canadian, so everybody was still polite about it.)

I didn't care. I was there to see the damn fish.
 
2012-05-30 12:03:43 AM  

Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.


Yeah, no shiat. This stuff is funny in the movies, but not in real life.
 
2012-05-30 12:06:59 AM  

RoyBatty: Bslasch: And they'll sing for weeks without food or water.

You do realize that scientists have decoded what they are singing, right?


Singin bout bonin?
 
2012-05-30 12:08:37 AM  

Jamdug!: So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.


Over in one.

Actually, that would've been a better headline than the greenlit one. Can we appeal?
 
2012-05-30 12:08:48 AM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: Crudbucket: Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.

This.

'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

[blogs.villagevoice.com image 630x354]

LOL, why u mad?

I hope he enjoys his month of PMITA prison.



Anyone know why we aren't deporting this asshole?
 
2012-05-30 12:13:24 AM  

Crudbucket: Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.

This.

'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

[blogs.villagevoice.com image 630x354]

LOL, why u mad?


At least in this case one of the students filmed didn't kill himself. That we know of.
 
2012-05-30 12:13:33 AM  

McManus_brothers: Mugato: McManus_brothers: Here's a concept, see if you can follow me because I know it's complex: don't do anything stupid that might come back to bite you in the ass.

You forgot ", Citizen" at the end of that.

Really? You think because I'm saying that maybe doing stupid shiat at a party and not expecting there to be unfortunate consequences is a bad idea, that makes me some Big Brother-style blackshirt? Ok then.

I mean, honestly, that's your argument! You should be able to do stupid shiat, and get away with it - but boo farking hoo, all those people with camera phones!


Gotta say I'm with McManus_brothers on this one.
 
2012-05-30 12:14:11 AM  
I'll just drop this here...

NSFL
 
2012-05-30 12:15:24 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: If the student got a laugh out of it: Funny prank.

If he didn't: Not a funny prank.


There was another person involved. Unless both the student and the unnamed woman got a laugh out of it, then it's not a funny prank, and whomever recorded the tape should be sued, charged, and castrated, in any order.
 
2012-05-30 12:16:07 AM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: ChrisDe: Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: Runs_With_Scissors_: 'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

What pisses me off even more (because this person is probably just some nutcase or an enemy of the victim) are people at a party who can't leave their farking camera phones in their pocket. I'm at a party. I'm probably going to do something that I don't want on the net FOREVER and these dickheads, some of which are friends, are farking recording it. That kind of behavior would get your ass beat back in the day.

I go bugshiat when people take my picture without asking.

They'd better ask first, since they're stealing a part of your soul.

Lucky for me I have no soul.


That does help with living an uncomplicated life.
 
2012-05-30 12:16:09 AM  

Stinkyy: RoyBatty: Bslasch: And they'll sing for weeks without food or water.

You do realize that scientists have decoded what they are singing, right?

Singin bout bonin?


Singin. bout. bonin.

And that dude that keeps rattlin' on about everyone not doing anything we might regret later so he can take pictures or video with impunity, get real, little Cindy Brady, get farking real.
 
2012-05-30 12:17:41 AM  

Theaetetus: There was another person involved. Unless both the student and the unnamed woman got a laugh out of it, then it's not a funny prank, and whomever recorded the tape should be sued, charged, and castrated, in any order.


True and agreed, I was just keeping it short.

/That's what she said.
 
2012-05-30 12:18:39 AM  

McManus_brothers: Mugato: McManus_brothers: Here's a concept, see if you can follow me because I know it's complex: don't do anything stupid that might come back to bite you in the ass.

You forgot ", Citizen" at the end of that.

Really? You think because I'm saying that maybe doing stupid shiat at a party and not expecting there to be unfortunate consequences is a bad idea, that makes me some Big Brother-style blackshirt? Ok then.

I mean, honestly, that's your argument! You should be able to do stupid shiat, and get away with it - but boo farking hoo, all those people with camera phones!


So because people can't feel the need to not take a dump without texting/tweeting/FBing it everyone else should have to be on the look out? Seriously? I'm not a farking celebrity and don't need my picture taken and then tagged when I'm enjoying a beer. Some people, like myself, have jobs where that shiat is frowned upon. Grow up and put your damn phone away. If you feel the need to chronicle your life fine but not everyone feels the same. It's about respect.
 
2012-05-30 12:21:35 AM  

bambi121899: Runs_With_Scissors_: Crudbucket: Runs_With_Scissors_: Mugato: I'm glad I wasn't in college when every douchebag had a camera and a means to post footage on the net. People who do this sort of thing should be beaten to death.

This.

'Cause I just can't think of anything funnier than someone who surreptitiously tapes others having sex. Wait scratch that. I meant creepier - not funnier.

[blogs.villagevoice.com image 630x354]

LOL, why u mad?

I hope he enjoys his month of PMITA prison.


Anyone know why we aren't deporting this asshole?


He has to do his time first. Also, something about sentences of less than a year don't automatically trigger deportation. One reason the prosecutor is appealing for a stiffer sentence, I reckon.

Did your read dear Ravi's heartfelt apology?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/page/dharun-ravi-statement-16453314
 
2012-05-30 12:21:45 AM  
Dont go skinny dipping at a party or have sex with someone you might want to forget about later or any other crazy, fun, one time thing. McManus might exersize his god given right to video you doing it and post it somewhere to teach you a lesson about blowing off some steam or enjoying yourself.

Life's farking hall monitors, so much fun to have around.
 
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