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(The Sun)   Man paints himself green to look like 'The Hulk'. AHHHHHHHHHHH HULK use permanent paint, paint not come OFFFFFFFFFFF   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-05-29 05:13:49 PM  
I don't know why he's using soap and water. He'd get much further with a bottle of vodka or some other sort of solvent.
 
2012-05-29 05:18:37 PM  
The guy paints himself green, calls the Sun and claims it won't come off. They come out, do an article... PROFIT!

/what?? You mean you actually believe the Sun doesn't pay half the people in their virtual rag for their "stories"?
 
2012-05-29 05:30:21 PM  
*Dismissive sniff* Puny amateur!
 
2012-05-29 05:35:06 PM  

RexTalionis: I don't know why he's using soap and water. He'd get much further with a bottle of vodka or some other sort of solvent.


After a bottle of vodak, I'd likely not care too much.
 
2012-05-29 05:35:55 PM  
HULK ASS!
 
2012-05-29 05:42:38 PM  
"Did you paint everything? Did you paint your dork green too?"

application.denofgeek.com
 
2012-05-29 05:42:49 PM  
Brazilian man Enrique dos Santos,35, a swimming pool attendant, was trying to look like superhero The Hulk but used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

A) Why does he have this paint?

B) I bet that paint did more than color his skin.
 
2012-05-29 05:43:02 PM  
Wait, so when I use latex or oil paint, I should make sure to not get a drop on my hands?
 
2012-05-29 05:47:08 PM  
According to the toxicology documentary Goldfinger, he should be dead.

www.filmcritic.com
 
2012-05-29 05:48:40 PM  
img001.lazygirls.info
 
2012-05-29 05:54:29 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-29 05:55:07 PM  
The color will be gone in about two weeks.
 
2012-05-29 05:59:29 PM  

eraser8: The color will be gone in about two weeks.


All of it, or just the green?
 
2012-05-29 06:03:08 PM  
Third picture down is a perfect "Son, I am disappoint."
 
2012-05-29 06:20:28 PM  
Headline: paint not come OFFFFFFFFFFF

Article: But after being scrubbed for 24 hours by as many friends and neighbours as he could get hold of, the paint eventually came off.

Subby: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
 
2012-05-29 06:34:38 PM  
Don't you shed all of your skin over time?
 
2012-05-29 07:15:30 PM  

downstairs: Don't you shed all of your skin over time?


Yep. The only way you can stain is to get ink into your sub dermal fat layer. Then it says for a long time. Hence we can have tattoos.

On top, the longest you can be stained is a week or two. Usually, like this guy, all you have to do is scrub hard and you're gonna take off the painted cells. Ink would get deeper.
 
2012-05-29 07:54:47 PM  
What the man may look like.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-29 07:56:10 PM  
"Hulk sheds angry AND mad!"
 
2012-05-29 07:58:05 PM  
You mean I'm going to STAY this color?
 
2012-05-29 07:58:09 PM  
Brazilian man Enrique dos Santos,35, a swimming pool attendant, was trying to look like superhero The Hulk but used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.


Uh, obviously not, The Sun.

Word selection, how does it work?
 
2012-05-29 07:58:24 PM  
It ain't easy being green.
 
2012-05-29 07:58:36 PM  
He's green, his mom is scrubbing him down with a toilet brush, and he wants a picture of this in the Sun.

I don't even...
 
2012-05-29 07:59:40 PM  
Can someone please point out to me HOW THE HELL he got hold of that paint in the first place? If it's used on submarines and missiles, he didn't just pic kit up at the local hardware store, did he?
 
2012-05-29 07:59:49 PM  
Can someone tell me how in living bloody hell this is a story?
 
2012-05-29 08:00:38 PM  
a black leprechaun
 
2012-05-29 08:00:40 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: It ain't easy being green.

 
2012-05-29 08:00:42 PM  
Holy cow, he looks like Shrek!

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-05-29 08:01:19 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: eraser8: The color will be gone in about two weeks.

All of it, or just the green?


Yes. He'll be the whitest white that ever whited.
 
2012-05-29 08:01:40 PM  
The Indelible Hulk !
 
2012-05-29 08:02:00 PM  

RexTalionis: I don't know why he's using soap and water. He'd get much further with a bottle of vodka or some other sort of solvent.


It takes just a tinsy bit of intelligence to think of using a solvent such as alcohol or acetone.
 
2012-05-29 08:02:39 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: It ain't easy being green.


true dat!!
 
2012-05-29 08:02:51 PM  

Transpogue: Can someone tell me how in living bloody hell this is a story?


I don't know... but the Sun was there!
 
2012-05-29 08:03:18 PM  
www.geekosystem.com
 
2012-05-29 08:03:38 PM  

RexTalionis: I don't know why he's using soap and water. He'd get much further with a bottle of vodka or some other sort of solvent.


Don't ya mean Vodak?
 
2012-05-29 08:03:38 PM  

doglover: downstairs: Don't you shed all of your skin over time?

Yep. The only way you can stain is to get ink into your sub dermal fat layer. Then it says for a long time. Hence we can have tattoos.

On top, the longest you can be stained is a week or two. Usually, like this guy, all you have to do is scrub hard and you're gonna take off the painted cells. Ink would get deeper.


Whhhoooooaaaaaaaaoooohhhhh!!
Painted cells
 
2012-05-29 08:03:38 PM  
static.tvfanatic.com
Oh please. I bet he couldn't even turn into Bill Bixby.
 
2012-05-29 08:04:19 PM  

Lone Stranger: The Indelible Hulk !


Well-played, man.

+5.
 
2012-05-29 08:04:42 PM  
Puny Brazilian.
 
2012-05-29 08:05:40 PM  

jmadisonbiii


You mean I'm going to STAY this color?


He should see a doctor and get rid of it.
 
2012-05-29 08:06:10 PM  
What a typical cosplayer's Saturday night after the convention center closes looks like:

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-05-29 08:07:07 PM  

Lone Stranger: The Indelible Hulk !


Oh well done!
 
2012-05-29 08:07:45 PM  
A PRANKSTER was red in the face after painting himself green

I've never seen a black person get red in the face.
 
2012-05-29 08:08:30 PM  
TFA inspired me to see what Lou Ferrigno has been doing lately.

His voice is back in "The Avengers"!

He's joined Steven Seagall as a member of a Maricopa County, Arizona, volunteer sheriff posse. Guess he'll be going to Hawaii soon.
 
2012-05-29 08:09:05 PM  
So he paints himself green and after much scrubbing it comes off. Why is this an article? Oh, that dumbass "news" organization.
 
2012-05-29 08:09:48 PM  
He should have just bought some mineral spirits. He'd be all tingly for a few days, but he wouldn't be farking green.
 
2012-05-29 08:12:15 PM  

RexTalionis: I don't know why he's using soap and water. He'd get much further with a bottle of vodka or some other sort of solvent.


mhuckins: It takes just a tinsy bit of intelligence to think of using a solvent such as alcohol or acetone.


He tried a solvent. The most abundant solvent on this planet. Water.

/Won't help if the paint isn't water soluble however.
 
2012-05-29 08:12:20 PM  
Greenis.
 
2012-05-29 08:12:41 PM  

RexTalionis: I don't know why he's using soap and water. He'd get much further with a bottle of vodka or some other sort of solvent.


img528.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-29 08:13:17 PM  

LarryDan43: What a typical cosplayer's Saturday night after the convention center closes looks like:

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x675]


His mom is washing him with a toilet brush. Ha ha.
 
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