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2012-05-29 10:22:23 PM  

bighairyguy: Speaking of inadequacies, here's another thing Canadian men can't get up (over their heads):
[img823.imageshack.us image 640x661]


Normally I'm all for rubbing it in Canada's face, but that's a little short-sighted. Case in point:
2011 Boston Bruins postseason roster included:
- more than fifteen Canadians
- four Europeans
- one American

I'm pretty sure if you looked up similar facts about other past "American" Cup winners, you'd be hard-pressed to find a team dominated by Americans.
 
2012-05-29 10:24:55 PM  
The Canadians that we see in Seattle look like they were born in Hong Kong. They're probably bringing down the averages.
 
2012-05-29 10:34:07 PM  

madden101: bighairyguy: Speaking of inadequacies, here's another thing Canadian men can't get up (over their heads):
[img823.imageshack.us image 640x661]

Normally I'm all for rubbing it in Canada's face, but that's a little short-sighted. Case in point:
2011 Boston Bruins postseason roster included:
- more than fifteen Canadians
- four Europeans
- one American

I'm pretty sure if you looked up similar facts about other past "American" Cup winners, you'd be hard-pressed to find a team dominated by Americans.


Yes you're right, they're totally cool about just settling for having their countrymen on US teams instead of a Canadian team winning the cup.
 
2012-05-29 10:35:52 PM  
bighairyguy:

I was hoping to learn something today, but sadly the intarwebs does not seem to be familiar with any of those purported sex acts.
 
2012-05-29 10:37:22 PM  

cmb53208: Canadians, I am dissapoint. I mean geez, what the hell else is there to do in Yellowknife?


Fark Yellowknife, I used to get cozy with an Inuit from Tuktoyuktuk.

Met her at the concert.
\m/
 
2012-05-29 10:42:15 PM  
The survey, commissioned by condom maker Durex, talked to 29, 000 women in 36 countries and found only 31 per cent of Canadian women regularly have an orgasm.

uuuhhh... there are so many misleading and disingenuous statements in this sentence alone.

Where to begin... where to begin...

Let's just parse it out shall we...

The survey, commissioned by condom maker Durex,

You mean a survey conducted by a major corporation that has been telling us for years that we are not having good enough sex, not often enough and has all sorts of chemical based, mass manufactured remedies to those ails via their overpriced heating/cooling lubes, ribbed, tickler, ultra thin, fist up the butt condoms and sh*tty battery powered sex contraptions that break the first time you use them? THAT Durex? Totally trustworthy.

talked to 29, 000 women in 36 countries

Cool control group, Bro. Very scientific. Lemme guess... these are the chicks retarded enough to fill out the surveys that came with their box of condoms?

and found only 31 per cent of Canadian women regularly have an orgasm

Regularly? Isn't that the percentage or HIGHER than the percentage of women who can experience vaginal orgasms at ALL... let alone regularly?

The Metro

You mean THE Metro that gets distributed for FREE at TTC subway platforms to advertise complete corporate bollocks in the guise of news with the added benefit of allowing stick up their butt Torontonians to avoid eye contact on their way to their particular daily drudgery hell?

...

yeah... this seems legit.
 
2012-05-29 10:46:22 PM  
img823.imageshack.us

Why this image try to imply that an Social Insurance Number card has something to do with health care? Or is there any province that use it as such?

They are use for taxes purposes only.

/It kind of bug me.
 
2012-05-29 10:48:31 PM  

here to help: The survey, commissioned by condom maker Durex, talked to 29, 000 women in 36 countries and found only 31 per cent of Canadian women regularly have an orgasm.

uuuhhh... there are so many misleading and disingenuous statements in this sentence alone.

Where to begin... where to begin...

Let's just parse it out shall we...

The survey, commissioned by condom maker Durex,

You mean a survey conducted by a major corporation that has been telling us for years that we are not having good enough sex, not often enough and has all sorts of chemical based, mass manufactured remedies to those ails via their overpriced heating/cooling lubes, ribbed, tickler, ultra thin, fist up the butt condoms and sh*tty battery powered sex contraptions that break the first time you use them? THAT Durex? Totally trustworthy.

talked to 29, 000 women in 36 countries

Cool control group, Bro. Very scientific. Lemme guess... these are the chicks retarded enough to fill out the surveys that came with their box of condoms?

and found only 31 per cent of Canadian women regularly have an orgasm

Regularly? Isn't that the percentage or HIGHER than the percentage of women who can experience vaginal orgasms at ALL... let alone regularly?

The Metro

You mean THE Metro that gets distributed for FREE at TTC subway platforms to advertise complete corporate bollocks in the guise of news with the added benefit of allowing stick up their butt Torontonians to avoid eye contact on their way to their particular daily drudgery hell?

...

yeah... this seems legit.


You sound Canadian. More particularily, you sound Ontarian. Probably from in or adjacent to the GTA, but not the city of Toronto
 
2012-05-29 10:50:12 PM  
I don't know about that.....All the Canajuns I ever hung out with farked like rabbits.
Drinking and farking, two things I'd say their experts at.
 
2012-05-29 10:59:30 PM  

jet_silver: Canadian women are hot, but they seem to be let down by their male counterparts. I grew up in Hawaii and there sure were a lot of Canadian women on their "last flings" in Waikiki. Nice, sweet, athletic Canadian women, they were lots of fun and I write to a couple whose marriages have run their courses.


i172.photobucket.com

Take off hoser.
 
2012-05-29 11:01:56 PM  

pregerstheHobo: Aidan: pregerstheHobo: But the current one is a much better person.

I'm glad to hear this. At first I was all "get out get out get out", but I do understand how "not crazy" can become a priority when dating women.

That seems to be the trade off. Crazy hot porno sex with a psycho (hence the hot sex) or someone you want to spend all of your time with with occasional blah sex. The latter is much better.

And she knows my libido is way higher than hers and does her best to accommodate.


in my judgement accommodate is temp at best, (for god's sake don't have kids) but hey
many professional actually enjoy sex in my experience
try some p411, she won't mind
 
2012-05-29 11:06:00 PM  
Holy crap. If you guys think Canadian women are "hot" and exotic, how bad are the women in the US? Y'all should get out more (and I don't mean a trip to the great white north).

/Canadian
 
2012-05-29 11:06:51 PM  

jet_silver: Canadian women are hot, but they seem to be let down by their male counterparts. I grew up in Hawaii and there sure were a lot of Canadian women on their "last flings" in Waikiki. Nice, sweet, athletic Canadian women, they were lots of fun and I write to a couple whose marriages have run their courses.


Sleezing is not the way to go through life bro...

I really am glad to not have you as a friend.

Hope you end up exactly with what you diserve.

/don't care if you don't like what I said.
 
2012-05-29 11:10:29 PM  

bighairyguy: Yes you're right, they're totally cool about just settling for having their countrymen on US teams instead of a Canadian team winning the cup.


Your initial comment seemed to indicate that Canadians, in general, are unable to win the Cup. It's not as though the Bruins invited fans down on to the ice to celebrate. Hence, I took it upon myself to point out the obvious: that there are more Canadians than Americans in the NHL. I suppose my fault was that I took your metaphor literally and not as a metaphor. I wasn't intending to imply that Canades should be alright with the fact that their teams suck.
 
2012-05-29 11:13:56 PM  

amishkarl: You sound Canadian. More particularily, you sound Ontarian. Probably from in or adjacent to the GTA, but not the city of Toronto


Your skills of deduction are AMAZING yet you still managed to flub it.

But seriously, folks... this is a paid advertisement. Nothing more. Should have a "Plug" tag.
 
2012-05-29 11:24:41 PM  
WhippingBoy SmartestFunniest 2012-05-29 11:06:00 PM


Holy crap. If you guys think Canadian women are "hot" and exotic, how bad are the women in the US? Y'all should get out more (and I don't mean a trip to the great white north).

/Canadian


While I'm sure there are plenty of attractive Canadian women, apart from comments about your french canadian population, I've never heard anyone on television, internet or from social acquintances refer to Canadian women collectively as "hot" or "exotic".

Sorry.
 
2012-05-29 11:26:37 PM  

tut0101: bighairyguy:

I was hoping to learn something today, but sadly the intarwebs does not seem to be familiar with any of those purported sex acts.


I created them as riffs on beers names for a photoshop contest. Feel free to invent what those sex acts actually are. Canadian women are apparently ready to try them.
 
2012-05-29 11:28:46 PM  

amishkarl: here to help: The survey, commissioned by condom maker Durex, talked to 29, 000 women in 36 countries and found only 31 per cent of Canadian women regularly have an orgasm.

uuuhhh... there are so many misleading and disingenuous statements in this sentence alone.

Where to begin... where to begin...

Let's just parse it out shall we...

The survey, commissioned by condom maker Durex,

You mean a survey conducted by a major corporation that has been telling us for years that we are not having good enough sex, not often enough and has all sorts of chemical based, mass manufactured remedies to those ails via their overpriced heating/cooling lubes, ribbed, tickler, ultra thin, fist up the butt condoms and sh*tty battery powered sex contraptions that break the first time you use them? THAT Durex? Totally trustworthy.

talked to 29, 000 women in 36 countries

Cool control group, Bro. Very scientific. Lemme guess... these are the chicks retarded enough to fill out the surveys that came with their box of condoms?

and found only 31 per cent of Canadian women regularly have an orgasm

Regularly? Isn't that the percentage or HIGHER than the percentage of women who can experience vaginal orgasms at ALL... let alone regularly?

The Metro

You mean THE Metro that gets distributed for FREE at TTC subway platforms to advertise complete corporate bollocks in the guise of news with the added benefit of allowing stick up their butt Torontonians to avoid eye contact on their way to their particular daily drudgery hell?

...

yeah... this seems legit.

You sound Canadian. More particularily, you sound Ontarian. Probably from in or adjacent to the GTA, but not the city of Toronto


Yeah if he had replaced all references of Toronto to Vancouver it still would have been true.

harpagon: [img823.imageshack.us image 640x661]

Why this image try to imply that an Social Insurance Number card has something to do with health care? Or is there any province that use it as such?

They are use for taxes purposes only.

/It kind of bug me.


Shouldn't there be a picture of a Care Card? That's what I show whenever I'm asked. My guess is it was made by an American who is trying to troll almost as hard as bighairyguy is.
 
2012-05-29 11:28:49 PM  

madden101: bighairyguy: Yes you're right, they're totally cool about just settling for having their countrymen on US teams instead of a Canadian team winning the cup.

Your initial comment seemed to indicate that Canadians, in general, are unable to win the Cup. It's not as though the Bruins invited fans down on to the ice to celebrate. Hence, I took it upon myself to point out the obvious: that there are more Canadians than Americans in the NHL. I suppose my fault was that I took your metaphor literally and not as a metaphor. I wasn't intending to imply that Canades should be alright with the fact that their teams suck.


I'm guessing there's a lonely, unsatisfied woman waiting for you in bed.
 
2012-05-29 11:39:04 PM  

SirEattonHogg: WhippingBoy SmartestFunniest 2012-05-29 11:06:00 PM


Holy crap. If you guys think Canadian women are "hot" and exotic, how bad are the women in the US? Y'all should get out more (and I don't mean a trip to the great white north).

/Canadian

While I'm sure there are plenty of attractive Canadian women, apart from comments about your french canadian population, I've never heard anyone on television, internet or from social acquintances refer to Canadian women collectively as "hot" or "exotic".

Sorry.


They may not be hot or exotic, but they do seem more likely to put out than most American women.
 
2012-05-30 12:03:19 AM  

change1211:

You sound Canadian. More particularily, you sound Ontarian. Probably from in or adjacent to the GTA, but not the city of Toronto

Yeah if he had replaced all references of Toronto to Vancouver it still would have been true.


Or Ottawa. If there's fun to be had up here, there's an army of by-law officers waiting to give you a ticket for it.
 
2012-05-30 12:15:12 AM  

change1211: Yeah if he had replaced all references of Toronto to Vancouver it still would have been true.


69% of the time I work every time.

seriously... 31%? No one sees the insipid coyness of that?

if not...

Surprisingly, 69 per cent of women claimed to be sexually satisfied.

@Durex marketing staff... [oh_you.jpg]
 
2012-05-30 12:30:35 AM  
CasperImproved

Sleezing is not the way to go through life bro...


Yup, you're right, but when you're in college and having a lot of fun, it works.

I really am glad to not have you as a friend.

Ditto.

Hope you end up exactly with what you diserve.

Hot wife, house in California, house in France, fun job... um... was that your point?
 
2012-05-30 12:39:10 AM  
hey... hockey is sex.
 
2012-05-30 12:44:57 AM  

gibbon1: hey... hockey is sex.


With plenty of protection?
 
2012-05-30 01:03:42 AM  

gibbon1: hey... hockey is sex.


despardes.com



I'd hockey the f*ck outta that.
 
2012-05-30 01:17:38 AM  
I believe it about Canadian guys...any hot American farkers feel like taking a trip? ;)

/attention-whore is attention-whoring....
 
2012-05-30 01:28:35 AM  

jet_silver: CasperImproved

Sleezing is not the way to go through life bro...

Yup, you're right, but when you're in college and having a lot of fun, it works.

I really am glad to not have you as a friend.

Ditto.

Hope you end up exactly with what you diserve.

Hot wife, house in California, house in France, fun job... um... was that your point?


You confuse yourself with someone that matters.


Go away little man.
 
2012-05-30 01:32:00 AM  

angry_redhead: I believe it about Canadian guys...any hot American farkers feel like taking a trip? ;)

/attention-whore is attention-whoring....


A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.
 
2012-05-30 01:34:53 AM  

angry_redhead: I believe it about Canadian guys...any hot American farkers feel like taking a trip? ;)

/attention-whore is attention-whoring....


Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.
 
2012-05-30 01:41:09 AM  

here to help: angry_redhead: I believe it about Canadian guys...any hot American farkers feel like taking a trip? ;)

/attention-whore is attention-whoring....

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.


From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.
 
2012-05-30 01:51:09 AM  

CasperImproved:

A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.


Well, not a real redhead, but still just as fiery ;)

here to help:

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.


change1211: here to help:
Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.


If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...
 
2012-05-30 01:56:02 AM  

angry_redhead: If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...


ROAD TRIP!!!!

I'll bring the bucket of lube and some snacks.
 
2012-05-30 02:01:35 AM  

here to help: angry_redhead: If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...

ROAD TRIP!!!!

I'll bring the bucket of lube and some snacks.


mmm...snacks....don't forget the maple syrup!
 
2012-05-30 02:06:31 AM  

angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.

Well, not a real redhead, but still just as fiery ;)

here to help:

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

change1211: here to help:
Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.

If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...


I was not anticipating adding someone as a favorite tonight.

But I like the way you think. and you are in my pale shade of green that tells me to expect funny words to follow.

Seriously? I do like red heads. But that isn't a prereq to being someone I like. Giving me a reason to smile is often quite good enough. I am easy that way ;)
 
2012-05-30 02:10:46 AM  

angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.

Well, not a real redhead, but still just as fiery ;)

here to help:

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

change1211: here to help:
Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.

If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...


You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.
 
2012-05-30 02:11:38 AM  

change1211: angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.

Well, not a real redhead, but still just as fiery ;)

here to help:

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

change1211: here to help:
Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.

If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.


Oops. Its.
 
2012-05-30 02:14:45 AM  

change1211: angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.

Well, not a real redhead, but still just as fiery ;)

here to help:

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

change1211: here to help:
Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.

If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.


Don't trample on me... or something something like that. Use your own words to jump off from.

Leave the pretty red-heads (not red she said) to those that can please them. And if you need to ask, you need to not.

Just letting you know.
 
2012-05-30 02:17:47 AM  

CasperImproved: change1211: angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.

Well, not a real redhead, but still just as fiery ;)

here to help:

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

change1211: here to help:
Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.

If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.

Don't trample on me... or something something like that. Use your own words to jump off from.

Leave the pretty red-heads (not red she said) to those that can please them. And if you need to ask, you need to not.

Just letting you know.


Eh?
 
2012-05-30 02:17:58 AM  

CasperImproved:

I was not anticipating adding someone as a favorite tonight.

But I like the way you think. and you are in my pale shade of green that tells me to expect funny words to follow.

Seriously? I do like red heads. But that isn't a prereq to being someone I like. Giving me a reason to smile is often quite good enough. I am easy that way ;)


Why, thank you!
 
2012-05-30 02:20:32 AM  

change1211: change1211: angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

A pretty woman is never beneath us ;)

Sorry I said that... well not really ;)

I like redheads... but honestly? I like all women, as long as they are nice.

Well, not a real redhead, but still just as fiery ;)

here to help:

Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

change1211: here to help:
Aw, hon... Alberta dick doesn't count as Canadian dick. You might as well be shagging Americans already.

From what I've heard about Albertans that sounds pretty accurate, they just don't seem to care.

If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.

Oops. Its.


Even more oops?

You should really consider staying in Vancouver. I hear that is where all the winners stay. In the US is where all the ugly stupid guys exist.

I have that on good authority.
 
2012-05-30 02:23:37 AM  

change1211:
If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.


I'm particularly fond of the mountains though. I've lived in a few places, having a military dad. Gagetown the the prettiest (at the time) but Calgary here is my home.
Longest distance traveled through Canada was from here to the middle of Ontario. Doesn't matter my age, I always have to look at the scenery while driving through the country. Well, not actually while driving, obviously.
 
2012-05-30 02:25:57 AM  

CasperImproved:

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.

Oops. Its.

Even more oops?

You should really consider staying in Vancouver. I hear that is where all the winners stay. In the US is where all the ugly stupid guys exist.

I have that on good authority.


I lol'd. Closest to Van I've stayed in was Burnaby
 
2012-05-30 02:27:48 AM  

angry_redhead: change1211:
If that's true, then maybe I should try traveling through provinces...

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.

I'm particularly fond of the mountains though. I've lived in a few places, having a military dad. Gagetown the the prettiest (at the time) but Calgary here is my home.
Longest distance traveled through Canada was from here to the middle of Ontario. Doesn't matter my age, I always have to look at the scenery while driving through the country. Well, not actually while driving, obviously.


That much have been a heck of a drive, I haven't had the chance to do much driving around Canada. I'm hopeful that I'll be able to get a few friends together and fly us around the entire country.
 
2012-05-30 02:29:32 AM  

angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.

Oops. Its.

Even more oops?

You should really consider staying in Vancouver. I hear that is where all the winners stay. In the US is where all the ugly stupid guys exist.

I have that on good authority.

I lol'd. Closest to Van I've stayed in was Burnaby


There isn't much to say about Burnaby, it's pretty unremarkable. Nice place to work though, I spent around a year and a half working at EA there.
 
2012-05-30 02:32:51 AM  

angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.

Oops. Its.

Even more oops?

You should really consider staying in Vancouver. I hear that is where all the winners stay. In the US is where all the ugly stupid guys exist.

I have that on good authority.

I lol'd. Closest to Van I've stayed in was Burnaby


Too bad you exist only in twitter. I would have enjoyed tweaking you for a longer period of time :) EIP if you were actually up to it.

/I'm okay if the red is only in your moods... and only sometimes. Spicy is always something I prefer.
 
2012-05-30 02:40:02 AM  

change1211: angry_redhead: CasperImproved:

You should, we've got a great country and it's easy to forget that there's so much more than what we see everyday. I'm looking forwards to getting out of Vancouver more often, it's a great city but it does have it's flaws.

Oops. Its.

Even more oops?

You should really consider staying in Vancouver. I hear that is where all the winners stay. In the US is where all the ugly stupid guys exist.

I have that on good authority.

I lol'd. Closest to Van I've stayed in was Burnaby

There isn't much to say about Burnaby, it's pretty unremarkable. Nice place to work though, I spent around a year and a half working at EA there.


Not wanting to sound like I'm throwing you a bone... but you do seem to be a nice person. You didn't even throw rocks at me.

Cheers to you... and yes, I would buy you a beer if I were to meet you in person. I generally like nice people of which you seem to be one.

Earlier I was just being a peanut head.
 
2012-05-30 02:55:35 AM  
Just for the record... internet dick doesn't count either.

;-p
 
2012-05-30 03:03:29 AM  

here to help: Just for the record... internet dick doesn't count either.

;-p


It also wouldn't hurt if you were actually funny.
 
2012-05-30 03:14:04 AM  
aww... you hurt my feelers...

lol
 
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