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(Metronews.ca)   A recent survey proves the obvious. Canadians are lousy at sex...especially during hockey season   (metronews.ca) divider line 159
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2012-05-29 05:13:22 PM
Toronto sex shop called Come As You Are

Great shop for toys....66% of the time, it works every time.
 
2012-05-29 05:21:14 PM
they have trouble getting one into the 5-hole, huh?
 
2012-05-29 05:32:10 PM
Oh look, South American women are tan, passionate, fiery, and have orgasms all the time, while Canadian women are pale, boring, emotionless, and can't find their own clitorides from a hole in the ground.

Survey says: there's some truth to stereotypes.

/ducks
 
2012-05-29 05:46:57 PM
WRONG. I grew up on the Canadian border. Canadian girls know sex. It's cold up there.
 
2012-05-29 05:51:52 PM
Maybe they just need to smear some poutine on it.
 
2012-05-29 06:33:29 PM
I am the 84%.
 
2012-05-29 06:58:15 PM
At least Nanook rubs it.
 
2012-05-29 07:03:27 PM
Are you kidding? There's nothing to do all winter but drink, f@ck, and make each other laugh.
 
2012-05-29 07:12:36 PM
31% of Canuck women don't reach climax yet 69% of them are sexually satisfied?


Guess I know which women to avoid dating,eh?
 
2012-05-29 07:24:05 PM
Were 30 Helens included in this survey?
 
2012-05-29 08:12:17 PM
Pffft.
 
2012-05-29 08:14:41 PM

TsarTom: WRONG. I grew up on the Canadian border. Canadian girls know sex. It's cold up there.


Those Northern girls with the way they kiss they keep their boyfriends warm at night.
 
2012-05-29 08:16:18 PM
Well if they'd stop using maple syrup for a lubricant, .......
 
2012-05-29 08:16:34 PM
why do Canadians do it doggy style?

So they both can watch the hockey game :-)
 
2012-05-29 08:16:35 PM
"Why do Canadians have sex doggie-style?"
"So they can both watch the hockey"

Yeh. I'm Canuckistani. What's it to ya?
 
2012-05-29 08:16:37 PM

JasonOfOrillia: TsarTom: WRONG. I grew up on the Canadian border. Canadian girls know sex. It's cold up there.

Those Northern girls with the way they kiss they keep their boyfriends warm at night.


As a man who hates hockey and loves sex, I can say Canadian girls know how to ride the pony on hockey night. I just drive up and hit a bakery or whatnot and get hit on by hockey widows.
 
2012-05-29 08:17:10 PM
I've never had sex with a Canadian. It's 3rd on my to do list after a black and an Asian lady.
 
2012-05-29 08:17:38 PM
When your condom breaks during sex then it has been Loungoed.
 
2012-05-29 08:17:43 PM
I fracked a Canadian chick last week, and oil shot out of her ass.
 
mjg
2012-05-29 08:18:23 PM

Ed Finnerty: Were 30 Helens included in this survey?


Thread over.
 
2012-05-29 08:19:31 PM
What if they're Canadian redheads?.
 
2012-05-29 08:21:09 PM
Finally I can prove I'm not Canadian.
 
2012-05-29 08:21:32 PM
Kids in the Hall already covered this.
 
2012-05-29 08:21:55 PM
My super hot girlfriend lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.
 
2012-05-29 08:24:06 PM

Mr. Potatoass: I fracked a Canadian chick last week, and oil shot out of her ass.


seriously? that doesn't sound right.
 
Byn
2012-05-29 08:24:56 PM

Dear_Leader: why do Canadians do it doggy style?

So they both can watch the hockey game :-)


...I've done this.

/not ashamed.
 
2012-05-29 08:26:03 PM
My man is Canadian. I have to talk to him about his slap shots, but he does pull off hat tricks.

Unfortunately... I think his stick is curved illegally.
 
2012-05-29 08:29:16 PM

cowgirl toffee: My man is Canadian. I have to talk to him about his slap shots, but he does pull off hat tricks.

Unfortunately... I think his stick is curved illegally.


The question would be then: Did you help him bend it??
 
2012-05-29 08:29:41 PM

some_beer_drinker: Mr. Potatoass: I fracked a Canadian chick last week, and oil shot out of her ass.

seriously? that doesn't sound right.


It is an environmentally insensitive statement.
 
2012-05-29 08:30:44 PM

CygnusDarius: What if they're Canadian redheads?.


I'm pretty sure you have to provide examples.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Well if they'd stop using maple syrup for a lubricant, .......


Oh god, I can't imagine how sticky that would be.
 
2012-05-29 08:31:38 PM
Hockey's better than sex. Two- or Three-on-Ones are common and periods only last twenty minutes.
www.puckinghockey.com
 
2012-05-29 08:33:48 PM

ManateeGag: they have trouble getting one into the 5-hole, huh?


Came here to say this.
 
2012-05-29 08:35:32 PM
A canadian who laughs at this article:

www.exposay.com
 
2012-05-29 08:37:41 PM

Indubitably: Pffft.


For the record: she's gorgeous, and so was I: we were golden.

*sigh*
 
2012-05-29 08:38:47 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: cowgirl toffee: My man is Canadian. I have to talk to him about his slap shots, but he does pull off hat tricks.

Unfortunately... I think his stick is curved illegally.

The question would be then: Did you help him bend it??


He's always trying to jam his stick in places that's way too small for it... like my little penalty box.

It's a rough sport. We'll be ok just as long as I don't catch him using his stick for hooking. :P
 
2012-05-29 08:45:23 PM
www.intomobile.com

What a Canadian may look like.
 
2012-05-29 08:48:28 PM
So, Hitachi doesn't make a 220 volt version of their Magic Wand? My sexual experiences do not constitute a statistically significant portion of American women, but I've never had one in my bed that couldn't get off with a little Practical Magic.

For $40 US, you can almost guarantee they'll be back for more.
 
2012-05-29 08:48:48 PM
Well, partly it's because you only get two minutes for high sticking.

/should be a ten-minute major
 
2012-05-29 08:52:00 PM

TsarTom: WRONG. I grew up on the Canadian border. Canadian girls know sex. It's cold up there.


Sounds more like it was a criticism of the men, not the women in TFA.
 
2012-05-29 08:53:20 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.intomobile.com image 640x427]

What a Canadian may look like.


she can maple my bacon, eh?
 
2012-05-29 08:53:29 PM

natazha: So, Hitachi doesn't make a 220 volt version of their Magic Wand? My sexual experiences do not constitute a statistically significant portion of American women, but I've never had one in my bed that couldn't get off with a little Practical Magic.

For $40 US, you can almost guarantee they'll be back for more.


Canada doesn't use 220 volts.
 
2012-05-29 08:55:05 PM

change1211: natazha: So, Hitachi doesn't make a 220 volt version of their Magic Wand? My sexual experiences do not constitute a statistically significant portion of American women, but I've never had one in my bed that couldn't get off with a little Practical Magic.

For $40 US, you can almost guarantee they'll be back for more.

Canada doesn't use 220 volts.


On top of that, I believe there is a cordless model.
 
2012-05-29 08:56:07 PM
compared to 84 per cent of men

16 per cent of men are lying.
 
2012-05-29 08:56:54 PM

gingerjet: compared to 84 per cent of men

16 per cent of men are lying.


I assume they have whiskey dick up north as well.
 
2012-05-29 08:57:05 PM
so, do canadians have to call out in both french and english whilst having sex?
 
2012-05-29 09:00:27 PM
Only 84% of men have an orgasm during sex? really, 16% of men don't have an orgasm during sex. Is that even possible?
 
2012-05-29 09:02:31 PM
I believe it...

Just about all the women I've known didn't know much about sex, nor believed it could be any good until I came along.

Sadly, it would go from the whole instant falling in love thing to the crazies.

Maybe they just couldn't handle it?
 
2012-05-29 09:03:04 PM

Ed Finnerty: Were 30 Helens included in this survey?


I asked all the Daves I know, and they said yes.
 
2012-05-29 09:03:35 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.intomobile.com image 640x427]

What a Canadian may look like.


For this Canuck,I'd make damn sure she's 96% satisfied.
 
2012-05-29 09:03:56 PM
loonatic112358
so, do canadians have to call out in both french and english whilst having sex?


Beats me, what language do moose speak?
 
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