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(Daily Kos)   "If President Obama is a communist, he sure is a bad one"   (dailykos.com) divider line 138
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2012-05-29 01:18:42 PM  
FTFA:

Private sector job growth (source):
Full presidency:
Barack Obama: +35,000
George W. Bush: -646,000

Excluding first year:
Barack Obama: +4,220,000
George W. Bush: +1,771,000

And why is public sector employment down under Obama, while it was up under Bush?

Public sector job growth (source):
Full presidency:
Barack Obama: -607,000
George W. Bush: +1,741,000

Excluding first year:
Barack Obama: -510,000
George W. Bush: +1,199,000


Please try not to sprain something explaining this away, Romney - you might mess up your hair.
 
2012-05-29 01:34:27 PM  
See? He's the biggest failure EVER.
 
2012-05-29 01:40:27 PM  
So you're saying Obama gave people jobs while Bush took them away? I didn't know Presidents could do that!
 
2012-05-29 02:12:18 PM  
It's true. It's just like the gun control thing. He's a gun-grabber at heart, and will stop at nothing to disarm America, but he's so weak and ineffectual that he's let pro-gun folks have their way.

Very dangerous President.
 
2012-05-29 02:27:27 PM  
So many conflicting lobbys.
So much money.
So little integrity.

What is a POUS to do?

What this country needs is a good 5 cent politician.
 
2012-05-29 02:28:02 PM  

hillbillypharmacist: It's true. It's just like the gun control thing. He's a gun-grabber at heart, and will stop at nothing to disarm America, but he's so weak and ineffectual that he's let pro-gun folks have their way.

Very dangerous President.


Partisan Crap?
Shirley, you jest.
 
2012-05-29 02:40:37 PM  

snocone: So many conflicting lobbys.
So much money.
So little integrity.

What is a POUS to do?

What this country needs is a good 5 cent politician.


That would be Congress
 
2012-05-29 02:42:28 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: See? He's the biggest failure EVER.


He can't do ANYTHING right.
 
2012-05-29 02:42:29 PM  
He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!
 
2012-05-29 02:44:42 PM  
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM SO DANGEROUS DON'T YOU SEE?!
 
2012-05-29 02:46:13 PM  
Call him whatever you like, Americans have had enough of "President" Fart, his fartunism, and his hepped-up fartnomics.
 
2012-05-29 02:47:54 PM  
Yes, exactly this.
 
2012-05-29 02:49:04 PM  
Romney is an awesome manager. Just look at his campaign.... Oh.
 
2012-05-29 02:50:05 PM  

snocone: What is a POUS to do?


Presidents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
 
2012-05-29 02:50:14 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FTFA:

Private sector job growth (source):
Full presidency:
Barack Obama: +35,000
George W. Bush: -646,000

Excluding first year:
Barack Obama: +4,220,000
George W. Bush: +1,771,000

And why is public sector employment down under Obama, while it was up under Bush?

Public sector job growth (source):
Full presidency:
Barack Obama: -607,000
George W. Bush: +1,741,000

Excluding first year:
Barack Obama: -510,000
George W. Bush: +1,199,000


Please try not to sprain something explaining this away, Romney - you might mess up your hair.


Romney will just focus on the unemployment rate, I'm sure. It's been higher than at any point during the Bush years.

Also, stats like these suck without context.

reflectionsofarationalrepublican.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-29 02:50:19 PM  
He's a secret Communist, duh. It's so obvious.
 
2012-05-29 02:50:46 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!


Yes, but when does he come for our white women?
 
2012-05-29 02:50:58 PM  

make me some tea: So you're saying Obama gave people jobs while Bush took them away? I didn't know Presidents could do that!


Yeah - it's nonsense. Presidents only control gas prices.
 
2012-05-29 02:51:09 PM  
So I was involved in a discussion about all of Obama's "failures" so far. You know, all of those things he promised that he hasn't follow through on. And someone said, "Oh, he's not a dictator? Someone tell him that!" and I laughed and laughed. Because a f*cking dictator would have gotten everything his way, you stupid f*cking biatch.
 
2012-05-29 02:51:38 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: snocone: What is a POUS to do?

Presidents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.


Howard Taft would like a word, and two pies.

And some ribs.
 
2012-05-29 02:52:14 PM  

I can see the Drudge headline now:

REPORT: OBAMA WORST COMMUNIST EVER
 
2012-05-29 02:52:29 PM  

mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!

Yes, but when does he come for our white women?


He cums on them, friend. On them.
 
2012-05-29 02:52:38 PM  
Said Obama, "communes are people my freind," before breaking out in an off key rendition of "if the south woulda won" to a group of random white people. . . .
 
NFA
2012-05-29 02:53:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: And why is public sector employment down under Obama, while it was up under Bush?

Public sector job growth (source):
Full presidency:
Barack Obama: -607,000
George W. Bush: +1,741,000



FINALLY! Someone makes a point of what I've been saying for years. Bush has been touted as Mr. capitalism but in fact expanded government more than any president in history. Obama who has shrunk the size of government is called a socialist.
 
2012-05-29 02:55:35 PM  
Son, I was told for all my gotdamm life that Commies were bad, evil people and would take away all my freedoms, so now that the President is just such a blah individual he's just gotta be a Communist.
 
NFA
2012-05-29 02:56:07 PM  

Wyalt Derp: He's a secret Communist, duh. It's so obvious.


He's also a secret Jew.


www.thepeoplesvoice.org
 
2012-05-29 02:57:19 PM  

2wolves: Howard Taft would like a word, and two pies.

And some ribs.


And a bigger bathtub.
 
2012-05-29 02:57:29 PM  

mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!

Yes, but when does he come for our white women?


It has already begun.
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-05-29 02:59:12 PM  

tricycleracer: I can see the Drudge headline now:

REPORT: OBAMA WORST COMMUNIST EVER


There's some stiff competition for worst communist.
 
2012-05-29 03:01:17 PM  
At a recent stop in Poughkeepsie, the President was asked to comment on attack from the Romney campaign that allege he had mismanaged the 5 year quota as Chairman of the Politburo, saying: "I refuse to apologize for central planning." continuing, "I don't know a lot about tractors, but some of my best friends run state owned farms."
 
2012-05-29 03:02:00 PM  

mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!

Yes, but when does he come for our white women?


He's already got the ball rolling on that one. His statement in support of same sex marriage rights was the first step in his plan to destroy the institution of marriage. Once that happens, the white women will all be his.
 
2012-05-29 03:02:13 PM  

make me some tea: So you're saying Obama gave people jobs while Bush took them away? I didn't know Presidents could do that!


Sooooo... vote Republican?
 
2012-05-29 03:02:46 PM  
If this is Rmoney tickle mitten's big plan to go up against Obama, he should fire someone, and de-frag his hardware.
 
2012-05-29 03:02:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Call him whatever you like, Americans have had enough of "President" Fart, his fartunism, and his hepped-up fartnomics.


This is Fartbongonomics for you, people.
 
2012-05-29 03:04:29 PM  

DeltaPunch: HotWingConspiracy: Call him whatever you like, Americans have had enough of "President" Fart, his fartunism, and his hepped-up fartnomics.

This is Fartbongonomics for you, people.


Oh, that's rich. I'm going to start using that on my conservatard Facebook friends and see if they like it as much as I do.
 
2012-05-29 03:07:04 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!

Yes, but when does he come for our white women?

He cums on them, friend. On them.


www.drunktiki.com
 
2012-05-29 03:07:27 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!

Yes, but when does he come for our white women?

He cums on them, friend. On them.


I always drink to honor. To gettin' on her, to stayin' on her, and if you can't come in her, come on her.
 
2012-05-29 03:08:16 PM  
I heard Obama is Black !!??!!

Can anyone confirm this?
 
2012-05-29 03:08:25 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: He's already got the ball rolling on that one. His statement in support of same sex marriage rights was the first step in his plan to destroy the institution of marriage. Once that happens, the white women will all be his.


Except he's actually gay on the DL, so he's really gonna be coming for the white men.
 
2012-05-29 03:08:46 PM  

DeltaPunch: HotWingConspiracy: Call him whatever you like, Americans have had enough of "President" Fart, his fartunism, and his hepped-up fartnomics.

This is Fartbongonomics for you, people.


There's a great "trickle down economics" joke in here somewhere, but damned if I can't find it!
 
2012-05-29 03:09:18 PM  
Agree with the headline.

0bama seems to fail at most things he tries as President.
 
2012-05-29 03:09:20 PM  
Further underscoring Obama's failure to connect with the proletariat, his wife, Michelle Obama recently appeared on state television wearing nylons, a luxury imported from the capitalist east that most citizens of the United Socialist States of America can only dream about.
 
2012-05-29 03:09:31 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: mrshowrules: Philip Francis Queeg: He's just lulling us all into a sense of security. As soon as he's won re-election...BAM! Communism!

Yes, but when does he come for our white women?

He's already got the ball rolling on that one. His statement in support of same sex marriage rights was the first step in his plan to destroy the institution of marriage. Once that happens, the white women will all be his.


Plus he has all the sluts on the pill. Half of conservative men will probably be out of the closet by this time next year. To think the GOP was upset about when he didn't wear a tie in the Oval Office. He's going to make the Clinton days seem like a church service.
 
2012-05-29 03:09:40 PM  

Serious Black: DeltaPunch: HotWingConspiracy: Call him whatever you like, Americans have had enough of "President" Fart, his fartunism, and his hepped-up fartnomics.

This is Fartbongonomics for you, people.

Oh, that's rich. I'm going to start using that on my conservatard Facebook friends and see if they like it as much as I do.


Go with "Presidebt", too
 
2012-05-29 03:09:53 PM  
Employment would be higher expect for people like Romney who get their jollies from firing people.
 
2012-05-29 03:10:08 PM  

theorellior: Philip Francis Queeg: He's already got the ball rolling on that one. His statement in support of same sex marriage rights was the first step in his plan to destroy the institution of marriage. Once that happens, the white women will all be his.

Except he's actually gay on the DL, so he's really gonna be coming for the white men.


He won't stop until he's made sweet, sweet love to the entire white race. With some flowers, and chocolates, and some Barry White, we will be unable to resist. Really, it's his desire to make sweet, sweet love to us that shows you just how much he hates us.
 
2012-05-29 03:10:31 PM  

theorellior: Philip Francis Queeg: He's already got the ball rolling on that one. His statement in support of same sex marriage rights was the first step in his plan to destroy the institution of marriage. Once that happens, the white women will all be his.

Except he's actually gay on the DL, so he's really gonna be coming for the white men.


That was supposed to be the surprise!
 
2012-05-29 03:11:04 PM  
So rationalists keep trotting out facts, and the anti-Obama side keep trotting out emotive labels like "Communist"

Guess which one penetrates
 
2012-05-29 03:11:12 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: snocone: What is a POUS to do?

Presidents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.


www.mikealvear.com
 
2012-05-29 03:11:50 PM  

vernonFL: I heard Obama is Black !!??!!

Can anyone confirm this?


Yes. That is apparently how he self-identified in the 2010 census.
His mother was white and his father was black.
He was raised primarily by his mother and his white grandparents, one of whom he described as a "typical white person".

Did you not know this?
 
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