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(Al Jazeera)   Al-Qaeda #2 killed again in Afghanistan. It's almost as if NATO is camping his respawn point   (aljazeera.com) divider line 167
    More: Followup, al-Qaeda, NATO, Afghanistan, South Waziristan, Afghan National Security Forces, Kunar Province, International Security Assistance Force, Combating Terrorism Center  
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2012-05-29 02:44:07 PM
I lol'd.
 
2012-05-29 02:45:58 PM
Frickin' teabaggers...
 
2012-05-29 02:46:36 PM
Did anyone call a camp check? I didn't hear a camp check.

Someone always seems to have lower Guk. Damn that shiny metallic robe!
 
2012-05-29 02:58:50 PM
US are hackers!!!
 
2012-05-29 03:02:59 PM

Cythraul: Did anyone call a camp check? I didn't hear a camp check.

Someone always seems to have lower Guk. Damn that shiny metallic robe!


Not me... I'm still in EC tunnel at T1 trying to sell my bags of stuff.
 
2012-05-29 03:10:28 PM
This one time at banned camp.
 
2012-05-29 03:10:49 PM
They need to pace themselves. They're going to run out of #2s at this rate and no one wants a #3.
 
2012-05-29 03:12:18 PM
Being the #2 person in Al Qaeda has as high a turnover as being the drummer for Spinal Tap.
 
2012-05-29 03:12:58 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Cythraul: Did anyone call a camp check? I didn't hear a camp check.

Someone always seems to have lower Guk. Damn that shiny metallic robe!

Not me... I'm still in EC tunnel at T1 trying to sell my bags of stuff.


Fist bump for a fellow old school EQ player.
 
2012-05-29 03:13:00 PM
AQ is a bunch of nubs
 
2012-05-29 03:13:01 PM

vygramul: I lol'd.


As did I.

*Golf clap*
+1

/Kudos, Subby.
 
2012-05-29 03:13:07 PM
HotY for sure! I LOL'd kittens!
 
2012-05-29 03:13:18 PM
www.everydaynodaysoff.com
 
2012-05-29 03:13:40 PM
129.121.204.176

That's the truth.

/Guess which side has the fun.
 
2012-05-29 03:14:26 PM
US # 6,879 was killed last week, too.

Have the war profiteers made enough money yet? Can we go ahead and end this charade and.bring the troops home?
 
2012-05-29 03:14:29 PM
If they can't be number one, then number two on them.
 
2012-05-29 03:14:29 PM
Wait until we find out noob-tubing is also an oft-used military tactic.
 
2012-05-29 03:14:49 PM
s3.roosterteeth.com
 
2012-05-29 03:14:51 PM
It's a legitimate strategy.
 
2012-05-29 03:15:05 PM
I'm pretty sure that "Al-Qaeda #2" is just a NATO designation for "Anyone in a turban that we happened to blow up."
 
2012-05-29 03:15:26 PM
I haven't played online deathmatches since the early days of the original Half-Life, but I remember liking nothing better than surrounding an indoor spawn point with laser tripmines. If the spawn itself didn't set them off, the player moving an inch in any direction would. Yes, it was cheap spawn camping, but I loved it.
 
2012-05-29 03:15:40 PM
www.the-prisoner-6.freeserve.co.uk

Not surprising, there was a new number 2 in every episode.
 
2012-05-29 03:15:46 PM
*shakes tiny, impotent fist at Fish in a Barrel
 
2012-05-29 03:16:14 PM

The Shatner Incident: It's a legitimate strategy.


2 seconds.
 
2012-05-29 03:16:14 PM
HOTY candidate.

/also, legitimate strategy
 
2012-05-29 03:16:27 PM
It's a legitimate...

*sees Fish in a Barrel, The Shatner Incident*

...never mind.
 
2012-05-29 03:16:51 PM

Killer Cars: Wait until we find out noob-tubing is also an oft-used military tactic.


Is that a China Lake mounted on the drone?
 
2012-05-29 03:17:46 PM
aws.hackingchristianity.net

/hotlinked
 
2012-05-29 03:17:54 PM

JohnAnnArbor: The Shatner Incident: It's a legitimate strategy.

2 seconds.


Close, yet no simulpost. Sigh. Never gotten the satisfaction.
 
2012-05-29 03:17:54 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2012-05-29 03:18:09 PM
And I thought Alaska crab fishing was dangerous.

Does the number 3 guy automatically get promoted to number 2 or is it a nomination process?

"I nominate Abdul to be number two!"

"Why do you hate me Aziz? It's because of your sister isn't it?" WHUMP!
 
2012-05-29 03:18:28 PM
Well-played subby. I LOLd.
 
2012-05-29 03:18:50 PM
Ok - I lol'd
 
2012-05-29 03:18:57 PM

Skyfrog: [www.the-prisoner-6.freeserve.co.uk image 350x259]

Not surprising, there was a new number 2 in every episode.


Didn't I just have this discussion over here?
 
2012-05-29 03:20:10 PM

Cythraul: Did anyone call a camp check? I didn't hear a camp check.

Someone always seems to have lower Guk. Damn that shiny metallic robe!


well if you get some FBSS's to drop I wouldnt mind an extra.. good luck on your epic

/stupid frogloks
 
2012-05-29 03:20:11 PM
Uhh...who is #1 in AQ now?
 
2012-05-29 03:20:24 PM

Uzzah: I haven't played online deathmatches since the early days of the original Half-Life, but I remember liking nothing better than surrounding an indoor spawn point with laser tripmines. If the spawn itself didn't set them off, the player moving an inch in any direction would. Yes, it was cheap spawn camping, but I loved it.


Reminds me of Goldeneye. My friends had every respawn spot in Facility memorized, so if we set it on "Proximity Mines" the first person to die would die 5 or 6 more times, dying the instant they spawned. They'd have to hope to spawn in the bathroom duct, the only place where they couldn't reliably get up to to mine. One of my friends found out how to get up into the duct, but the process to do so put him in such danger that he didn't do it, so the duct was safe again.

Good times.
 
2012-05-29 03:20:54 PM
Just curious cause I'm not down with the current situation, but with Osama Bin Laden out of the picture, who's currently the #1 guy in Al Qaeda?
 
2012-05-29 03:21:12 PM

starrion: And I thought Alaska crab fishing was dangerous.

Does the number 3 guy automatically get promoted to number 2 or is it a nomination process?


There's always an internal candidate with the inside track, but they have to advertise the job due to HR requirements.
 
2012-05-29 03:21:28 PM
Two years ago we were killin 5 Taliban a month, now we kill 500 a month!

That means we're winning right?
 
2012-05-29 03:23:02 PM

TheOther: Uhh...who is #1 in AQ now?


Ayman Al Zawahiri. Subby is somewhat inaccurate in the joke, since prior to bin Ladin's death it was always the #3 guy who kept getting killed.
 
2012-05-29 03:23:06 PM

Ned Stark: Two years ago we were killin 5 Taliban a month, now we kill 500 a month!

That means we're winning right?


Depends- how much Halliburton stock do you own?
 
2012-05-29 03:23:36 PM
Do they issue the guy a red shirt when he get's promoted to #2?
 
2012-05-29 03:24:16 PM
Still didn't drop Lute of the Howler.
 
2012-05-29 03:24:21 PM
N

Ned Stark: Two years ago we were killin 5 Taliban a month, now we kill 500 a month!

That means we're winning right?


The fish stinks from the head. Kill Allah/God/Yahweh...let rationality sort it out.
 
2012-05-29 03:24:24 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

I am the third most powerful mole in Tora Bora.
 
2012-05-29 03:25:42 PM
Good riddance. Next?
 
2012-05-29 03:26:00 PM
thumbnails.hulu.com

Now just because a lot of men like to take showers together and dress up in nice uniforms, there doesn't necessarily have to be anything campy about it. Why, when I was a little - what's that? What kind of camping?

Oh.

Well, never mind.
 
2012-05-29 03:26:10 PM

farbekrieg: Cythraul: Did anyone call a camp check? I didn't hear a camp check.

Someone always seems to have lower Guk. Damn that shiny metallic robe!

well if you get some FBSS's to drop I wouldnt mind an extra.. good luck on your epic

/stupid frogloks


Hah! I always farmed the robe to sell. I was a necro, and I could never get my guild to help with my epic. It involved going to like the last island in the plane of air, and that zone was last year's news by then.
 
2012-05-29 03:26:14 PM
www.hot.ee
Next in line, Number 3
 
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