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(Talking Points Memo)   Donald Trump on why you should listen to him about Obama's birth: "I've been known as being a very smart guy for a long time"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 270
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2012-05-29 02:05:34 PM
No you haven't, Donny.
 
2012-05-29 02:20:27 PM
for a guy who inherited his wealth and has declared bankruptcy four times, he sure has a big farking ego.
 
2012-05-29 02:20:36 PM
Ratings for Celebrity Apprentice must be really low.
 
2012-05-29 02:23:14 PM
Shut up, hairpiece.
 
2012-05-29 02:29:12 PM

gopher321: Shut up, hairpiece.


I rather like the idea of him being an anchor tied to Romney's neck.
 
2012-05-29 02:34:47 PM
Your wig's on too tight, Donald...
 
2012-05-29 02:34:58 PM
Please, Republicans, remain up this guy's ass for as long as you can. It's endlessly entertaining.
 
2012-05-29 02:36:26 PM

FTFA: "That's not the way life works," Trump said of the correction. "He's a young man doing a book and he said what he believed to be the truth."

As opposed to you, who will say whatever you believe will make you money / get you publicity, right?

mittromneyisatool.com
 
2012-05-29 02:37:20 PM

Diogenes: gopher321: Shut up, hairpiece.

I rather like the idea of him being an anchor tied to Romney's neck.


Or an albatross. Some clever Farker should re-do "The Rime of the Ancient Mormoner."
 
2012-05-29 02:37:58 PM
How smart do you need to be to go bankrupt over and over?
 
2012-05-29 02:39:01 PM
images.cheezburger.com


/oldie but goodie
 
2012-05-29 02:41:31 PM
Donald: when they call you a smartass, they aren't complimenting your intellect.
 
2012-05-29 02:42:54 PM
Look, a publisher came out last week and had a statement about Obama given to them by Obama when he was doing a book as a young man a number of years ago in the '90s: 'Born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia.'"


According to Obama's official bio, he only lived in Indonesia for less than 3 years (eight thru ten, if i recall). That doesn't quite constitute being raised in Indonesia. I wonder if his official bio is covering up that he was there until he turned 18... possibly studying in a radical madrassa?
 
2012-05-29 02:43:22 PM
mjcdn.motherjones.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-29 02:45:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-29 02:49:38 PM

kbronsito: possibly studying in a radical madrassa?


I'd go with "getting high and banging white chicks", but that wouldn't go over so well with the voters, either.
 
2012-05-29 02:56:14 PM
No one thinks that, Trump.
 
2012-05-29 03:01:26 PM

Mugato: No one thinks that, Trump.


He's a high functioning idiot.
 
2012-05-29 03:18:27 PM
i595.photobucket.com
"Greetings, humanoid. I have been advised that you are running a query regarding the certificate of authenticity for the blackling known as Obama. You may be further interested in a recent search I have executed on your internets which has revealed to me that he experiences flatulence in the presence of percussion instruments."
 
2012-05-29 03:20:11 PM
Beneficiaries of nepotism, unite!
 
2012-05-29 03:21:14 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 640x353]
"Greetings, humanoid. I have been advised that you are running a query regarding the certificate of authenticity for the blackling known as Obama. You may be further interested in a recent search I have executed on your internets which has revealed to me that he experiences flatulence in the presence of percussion instruments."


Current cyber-butthole diameter: 10cm
 
2012-05-29 03:33:18 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

"I have people down in Hawaii right now investigating this, and you won't believe what they are finding."

"What are they finding?"

"You won't believe it."

"Well, okay, again, what are they finding?"

"You won't believe it!"
 
2012-05-29 03:40:01 PM

Jackson Herring: Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 640x353]
"Greetings, humanoid. I have been advised that you are running a query regarding the certificate of authenticity for the blackling known as Obama. You may be further interested in a recent search I have executed on your internets which has revealed to me that he experiences flatulence in the presence of percussion instruments."

Current cyber-butthole diameter: 10cm


i595.photobucket.com
"My data shows that the average diameter of an adult human anus is approximately 5.5 cm. Interesting that the subject, Obama, measures in much higher. The audibility of flatulence is determined by three factors: volume of gas, pressure of gas released and, most importantly, the nature of the aperture through which it passes. Conclusion: The one you call Obama is indeed farting bongos."


ROMNEY:/program/files/campaign/bongosagainstobama.exe
 
2012-05-29 03:41:02 PM
Who would want the advice of a man who can not acquiesce to baldness? You can not accept nature being nature, Donald. Fark you on anything else beyond that.
 
2012-05-29 03:41:48 PM
Surely truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.
 
2012-05-29 03:42:06 PM

Grables'Daughter: "I have people down in Hawaii right now investigating this, and you won't believe what they are finding."

"What are they finding?"

"You won't believe it."

"Well, okay, again, what are they finding?"

"You won't believe it!"



Wtf? Did he have a blind person rub him down with face tan cream?
 
2012-05-29 03:43:12 PM
Why would I trust a window breaking punk vandal like Trump on anything he says?
 
2012-05-29 03:43:27 PM

Diogenes: gopher321: Shut up, hairpiece.

I rather like the idea of him being an anchor tied to Romney's neck.


THIS! Lets get him saying lots of dumbass stuff with Rmoney.
 
2012-05-29 03:43:28 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2012-05-29 03:43:38 PM
This is exactly what Romney needs to help connect him to the Republican base, another New England Rich Hollywood Actor RINO
 
2012-05-29 03:44:00 PM
hahaohwow.jpg
 
2012-05-29 03:44:06 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: "My data shows that the average diameter of an adult human anus is approximately 5.5 cm. Interesting that the subject, Obama, measures in much higher. The audibility of flatulence is determined by three factors: volume of gas, pressure of gas released and, most importantly, the nature of the aperture through which it passes. Conclusion: The one you call Obama is indeed farting bongos."


ROMNEY:/program/files/campaign/bongosagainstobama.exe


Mitt Romney's Butthole Research dot com
 
2012-05-29 03:44:17 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Jackson Herring: Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 640x353]
"Greetings, humanoid. I have been advised that you are running a query regarding the certificate of authenticity for the blackling known as Obama. You may be further interested in a recent search I have executed on your internets which has revealed to me that he experiences flatulence in the presence of percussion instruments."

Current cyber-butthole diameter: 10cm

[i595.photobucket.com image 237x213]
"My data shows that the average diameter of an adult human anus is approximately 5.5 cm. Interesting that the subject, Obama, measures in much higher. The audibility of flatulence is determined by three factors: volume of gas, pressure of gas released and, most importantly, the nature of the aperture through which it passes. Conclusion: The one you call Obama is indeed farting bongos."


ROMNEY:/program/files/campaign/bongosagainstobama.exe


I always figured RomneyBot would have command line switches for the subject and the target of the statement.

romneybot.exe -s "Health Care" -t "Tea Baggers"

"Of course I'll repeal Obamacare! Everything Obama does is bad!"

romneybot.exe -s "Health Care" -t "Liberals"

"Of course I love health care! I established socialized medicine in Massachusetts!"
 
2012-05-29 03:44:51 PM
How can you trust anyone who eats pizza with a knife and fork?
 
2012-05-29 03:44:53 PM
The only differences between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown are that Bozo was a better business man and his hair was real.
 
2012-05-29 03:45:47 PM
Why does God keep giving wealth to all of the retards and dickslaps?
 
2012-05-29 03:46:41 PM
Donald, I don't even believe that YOU think that.
 
2012-05-29 03:47:30 PM
Donald Trump on why you should listen to him about Obama's birth: "I've been known as being a very smart guy for a long time"

And my huge penis is worshipped by a tribe of Amazons.
 
2012-05-29 03:47:39 PM
There are plenty of reasons to oppose the President and his agenda without falling for stupid crap like this.

President Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or the Triangulum Galaxy. He's a natural-born American citizen. The long-form birth certificate that was released was legal proof of citizenship, end of story. If you believe that Obama's birth was part of some conspiracy, then Obama has the capability of time travel because there were contemporaneous announcements of his birth in the local Honolulu newspapers.

Obama may be a poor President, he may be a Fabian socialist, he may be an idiot, a scoundrel, and he may possess views that put him decidedly outside of mainstream American politics - but he's an American citizen eligible to be President, and there's nothing resembling a credible case to the contrary.

</rant>
 
2012-05-29 03:47:45 PM

Grables'Daughter: [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x362]


Now with three realistic-feeling love holes!
 
2012-05-29 03:48:13 PM
He's got to be working for the Obama campaign.
 
2012-05-29 03:48:15 PM
At least Trump has the proper GOP respect for the sanctity of marriages.
 
2012-05-29 03:48:54 PM

edmo: How smart do you need to be to go bankrupt over and over?


It's not the bankruptcy that demonstrates wiles and cunning, it's the convincing people to re-invest after the bankruptcy where the true smarts lie.
 
2012-05-29 03:48:56 PM

Sarsin: I always figured RomneyBot would have command line switches for the subject and the target of the statement.


And I figured he'd be coded in Microsoft Visual Basic. What's up with the C++ jokes?
 
2012-05-29 03:49:10 PM
This guy gets bankers to lend him billions with worse than a three-strikes record -- what a Silver-tongued Devil!

Banksters use Trump to launder money.
 
2012-05-29 03:50:01 PM

The Why Not Guy: At least Trump has the proper GOP respect for the sanctity of marriages.


Well for GOP Mormons anyway.
 
2012-05-29 03:50:25 PM

WombatControl: There are plenty of reasons to oppose the President and his agenda without falling for stupid crap like this.

President Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or the Triangulum Galaxy. He's a natural-born American citizen. The long-form birth certificate that was released was legal proof of citizenship, end of story. If you believe that Obama's birth was part of some conspiracy, then Obama has the capability of time travel because there were contemporaneous announcements of his birth in the local Honolulu newspapers.

Obama may be a poor President, he may be a Fabian socialist, he may be an idiot, a scoundrel, and he may possess views that put him decidedly outside of mainstream American politics - but he's an American citizen eligible to be President, and there's nothing resembling a credible case to the contrary.

</rant>


And Romney is sucking this douche bag birthers' dick!!

And how the hell is Obama "outside of mainstream American politics "? What position does he have that is outside of the political mainstream?
 
2012-05-29 03:51:00 PM

WombatControl: There are plenty of reasons to oppose the President and his agenda without falling for stupid crap like this.

President Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or the Triangulum Galaxy. He's a natural-born American citizen. The long-form birth certificate that was released was legal proof of citizenship, end of story. If you believe that Obama's birth was part of some conspiracy, then Obama has the capability of time travel because there were contemporaneous announcements of his birth in the local Honolulu newspapers.

Obama may be a poor President, he may be a Fabian socialist, he may be an idiot, a scoundrel, and he may possess views that put him decidedly outside of mainstream American politics - but he's an American citizen eligible to be President, and there's nothing resembling a credible case to the contrary.

</rant>



You did not refute the most important point.

FartB0ng0 is black.
 
2012-05-29 03:51:09 PM

rudemix: Who would want the advice of a man who can not acquiesce to baldness? You can not accept nature being nature, Donald. Fark you on anything else beyond that.


He's 65. He should own his baldness. Instead, he's letting his baldness own him. Seriously, what a farking pussy.
 
2012-05-29 03:51:28 PM

WombatControl: There are plenty of reasons to oppose the President and his agenda without falling for stupid crap like this.

President Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or the Triangulum Galaxy. He's a natural-born American citizen. The long-form birth certificate that was released was legal proof of citizenship, end of story. If you believe that Obama's birth was part of some conspiracy, then Obama has the capability of time travel because there were contemporaneous announcements of his birth in the local Honolulu newspapers.

Obama may be a poor President, he may be a Fabian socialist, he may be an idiot, a scoundrel, and he may possess views that put him decidedly outside of mainstream American politics - but he's an American citizen eligible to be President, and there's nothing resembling a credible case to the contrary.

</rant>


If that is so, then he has nothing to hide. Why aren't they releasing the original microfiche and kindergarten records.
 
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