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(Fox News)   We're at NGPM 9, folks. Nancy Grace Panty Meltdown factor 9. A college girl has gone missing in Louisiana. A WHITE college girl. A WHITE, BLONDE college girl. AND THE CASE RESEMBLES THAT OF ANOTHER WHITE BLONDE GIRL FROM LAST YEAR   (foxnews.com) divider line 107
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2012-05-29 10:54:55 AM
The bicycle belonging to Shunick was found over the weekend by two fishermen in a remote, swampy area about 25 miles from where she disappeared.

This does not sound promising
 
2012-05-29 11:22:00 AM
Actually the one currently missing is from Lafayette, louisiana.

Strangely, I heard about this first from a "missing" flier someone posted on a pole near my house in New Orleans.

At least they're casting a wide net to search for her.
 
2012-05-29 11:49:48 AM
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2012-05-29 11:50:38 AM

SmackLT: The bicycle belonging to Shunick was found over the weekend by two fishermen in a remote, swampy area about 25 miles from where she disappeared.

This does not sound promising


What, you've never biked through a swamp for several weeks, left your bike to sink like the horse in 'The Never Ending Story' and then hid from everyone and watched the news reports roll in?

You haven't lived, son. You have not lived at all.
 
2012-05-29 12:06:35 PM
Cute young chick goes missing after late night partying. I think this murderer is involved in a couple thousand cases.
 
2012-05-29 12:08:35 PM
College Tot Blonde!
 
2012-05-29 12:08:58 PM
She may be in my bathtub. It could be some time.
 
2012-05-29 12:09:08 PM
Hilarious. Nice job of staying off the racial tip, subby.
 
2012-05-29 12:09:46 PM
Ted Bundy is back from the grave.
 
2012-05-29 12:09:49 PM
Yeesh. Is there medicine available for whatever Nancy Grace's problem is?
 
2012-05-29 12:10:52 PM
Hey look, this meme again.
 
2012-05-29 12:12:26 PM

Pantubo: Hey look, this meme again.


Indeed. I can't believe we haven't executed those Duke players yet, for all of the terrible things they've done, and the school they chose to go to.

/What missing girls?
//Oh, there's missing girls too? Kill them for that too!
 
2012-05-29 12:14:15 PM
Subby, you missed one:

AND THEY ARE BOTH FACING THE SAME WAY IN THEIR PICTURES!
 
2012-05-29 12:14:44 PM
Indiana police think Lauren Spierer kidnapped Mickey Shunick?
 
2012-05-29 12:14:54 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Yeesh. Is there medicine available for whatever Nancy Grace's problem is?


Yes, it's a pill made from lead that is administered directly to the brain at high velocity.
 
2012-05-29 12:15:53 PM
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2012-05-29 12:15:55 PM
www.issues.cc
www.rufkm.net
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media.salon.com

She's got spiders in her pussy that are older than the bible.
 
2012-05-29 12:15:56 PM
I don't care what any of you say - I do thing it's horrible when pretty white girls get abducted, violently raped, and then killed.

//and people of any other gender or color, too
 
2012-05-29 12:16:11 PM
If you weren't picturing a moist Nancy Grace perspiring in her afterglow...you are now.
 
2012-05-29 12:18:43 PM

Dahnkster: [www.issues.cc image 300x225]
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She's got spiders in her pussy that are older than the bible.


Live spiders?
 
2012-05-29 12:18:57 PM
Goddammitsogoddammitmuch, weener.
 
2012-05-29 12:20:56 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Yeesh. Is there medicine available for whatever Nancy Grace's problem is?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-29 12:20:56 PM

valkore: JohnAnnArbor: Yeesh. Is there medicine available for whatever Nancy Grace's problem is?

Yes, it's a pill made from lead that is administered directly to the brain at high velocity.


Like that's gonna stop this:

i1208.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-29 12:25:57 PM

I_C_Weener: If you weren't picturing a moist Nancy Grace perspiring in her afterglow...you are now.


those words in the same sentence is just fu(king wrong.
 
2012-05-29 12:26:29 PM
Check the LSU football team.

If it were not for football in the SEC, the prisons would be even more overcrowded.
 
2012-05-29 12:27:23 PM

IamAwake: I don't care what any of you say - I do thing it's horrible when pretty white girls get abducted, violently raped, and then killed.

//and people of any other gender or color, too


Is that what happened? How do you know?
 
2012-05-29 12:31:20 PM
I took a 4'11" girl on a date once. I felt like I was keeping my eye on a child at the mall the entire time. She kept disappearing in crowds.
 
2012-05-29 12:31:46 PM

LarryDan43: IamAwake: I don't care what any of you say - I do thing it's horrible when pretty white girls get abducted, violently raped, and then killed.

//and people of any other gender or color, too

Is that what happened? How do you know?


He uh... heh. See, well. Wow. Lookit the time! *bolts*
 
2012-05-29 12:32:45 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Live spiders?


Brendan Fraser Mummy spiders.
 
2012-05-29 12:32:45 PM

LarryDan43: IamAwake: I don't care what any of you say - I do thing it's horrible when pretty white girls get abducted, violently raped, and then killed.

//and people of any other gender or color, too

Is that what happened? How do you know?


In these kinds of situations, when was the last time that it DIDN'T happen?
 
2012-05-29 12:33:45 PM

tricycleracer: I took a 4'11" girl on a date once. I felt like I was keeping my eye on a child at the mall the entire time. She kept disappearing in crowds.


She was trying to get away, dude.
 
2012-05-29 12:36:31 PM

SmackLT: The bicycle belonging to Shunick was found over the weekend by two fishermen in a remote, swampy area about 25 miles from where she disappeared.

This does not sound promising


Holy. shiat.

I don't remember exactly how long ago it was but maybe 5-7 years ago, my sister was living in Bloomington, and another woman about that age went missing while on a bicycle ride out in the boonies. My sister worked at one of the bicycle stores at the time and had been one of the last people to see her (I believe the woman was a customer), so she ended up talking to the FBI about it a couple of times. I don't recall if they ever solved that one. Now I have to call her and find out... *shudder*
 
2012-05-29 12:36:47 PM

Timanous: Goddammitsogoddammitmuch, weener.


heh.
 
2012-05-29 12:37:57 PM
Those hussies asked for it.
 
2012-05-29 12:38:12 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-29 12:38:32 PM
Nancy Grace is blonde, white and female. Damn the luck.
 
2012-05-29 12:40:16 PM
The pretty blonde US Army soldier is still missing in Fayettville, NC too Nancy!
 
2012-05-29 12:40:44 PM
I keep wondering if my roomate will run into Gary Giordano and take a trip with him to Aruba. He was just busted again for indecent exposure with a woman in his SUV
Link
 
2012-05-29 12:41:15 PM
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My Favorite Show!

/not
 
2012-05-29 12:51:05 PM
Psychotic serial kidnapper/rapist/killer vs. Exploitrix of psychotic serial kidnappings/rapings/killings and their victims

Which ends up deeper in Hell?
 
2012-05-29 12:53:15 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Dahnkster: [www.issues.cc image 300x225]
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She's got spiders in her pussy that are older than the bible.

Live spiders?


It's where Shelob fled after getting stabbed by Samwise
 
2012-05-29 12:57:13 PM
She is like the Westboro Baptist Church.

Everyone else's tragedy has to be about HER.
 
2012-05-29 12:57:27 PM

Olfin Bedwere: JohnAnnArbor: Dahnkster: [www.issues.cc image 300x225]
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She's got spiders in her pussy that are older than the bible.

Live spiders?

It's where Shelob fled after getting stabbed by Samwise


BS! Not even Shelob could survive in an environment that toxic.
 
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2012-05-29 01:00:12 PM
Nancy Grace Panty Meltdown...gotta remember that one.
 
2012-05-29 01:03:21 PM

TheOther: LarryDan43: IamAwake: I don't care what any of you say - I do thing it's horrible when pretty white girls get abducted, violently raped, and then killed.

//and people of any other gender or color, too

Is that what happened? How do you know?

In these kinds of situations, when was the last time that it DIDN'T happen?


Maybe they're beening sold internationally.
/plus, Mars still needs women.
 
2012-05-29 01:05:58 PM

krackpipe: Hilarious. Nice job of staying off the racial tip, subby.


Did the missing girl enjoy the BBC?
 
2012-05-29 01:07:16 PM

ladyfortuna: SmackLT: The bicycle belonging to Shunick was found over the weekend by two fishermen in a remote, swampy area about 25 miles from where she disappeared.

This does not sound promising

Holy. shiat.

I don't remember exactly how long ago it was but maybe 5-7 years ago, my sister was living in Bloomington, and another woman about that age went missing while on a bicycle ride out in the boonies. My sister worked at one of the bicycle stores at the time and had been one of the last people to see her (I believe the woman was a customer), so she ended up talking to the FBI about it a couple of times. I don't recall if they ever solved that one. Now I have to call her and find out... *shudder*


It took a couple of years but they eventually found her remains and convicted a guy.

Link
 
2012-05-29 01:08:29 PM
I grew up in Lafayette, LA and I can tell you all my facebook friends from there are flipping their shi* over this. Near hourly facebook pleads for help, benifit concerts, the whole nine yards. You would swear they all knew her personaly by the way they are going on and on about her.

One of my other facebook friends called them out on facebook for not having had any of this concern (let alone the full tilt freak out currently going on) about a missing black girl a year ago. My friend got destroyed in a post avalanche. "Hey this guy isn't freaking out about a hot blonde missing white girl" and "How dare he point out our obvious hypocracy" Well, they didn't say any of that literally, but that was what they meant.
 
2012-05-29 01:10:09 PM
So link didn't work. http://www2.indystar.com/library/factfiles/crime/missing/jill_behrman. html
 
2012-05-29 01:13:02 PM

LarryDan43: Is that what happened? How do you know?


it's called "inductive reasoning." Creatures that can do it, to any degree, are considered to be "intelligent." Would you like to exclude yourself from having that trait applied to you?
 
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