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(Breitbart.com)   Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Tuesday, May 29 is...I don't even know. I read this entire column and still can't figure it out. Something about Michelle Obama emboldening the terrorists by attending a Beyonce concert   (breitbart.com) divider line 210
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2012-05-29 10:22:45 AM  
I refuse to read deadmoran.com, but I assume it is a hit piece consisting of thinly-veiled racism?
 
2012-05-29 10:30:21 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I refuse to read deadmoran.com, but I assume it is a hit piece consisting of thinly-veiled racism?


WRONG!

There's no veil.

/drtfa
 
2012-05-29 10:31:35 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I refuse to read deadmoran.com, but I assume it is a hit piece consisting of thinly-veiled racism?


Not exactly. It more or less tells the story of Michelle taking the kids to see a Beyonce concert. Then it unravels to an insane degree into a tirade of slights and insults the country has suffered under the Obamas and why we should all really hate them. Including Oprah.
 
2012-05-29 10:33:33 AM  
I actually read it and I really can't tell what the point is. It's sort of a concert review, but it makes it sound as if Beyonce was giving the concert specifically to Michelle Obama. That was a strange kind of derangement.
 
2012-05-29 10:34:03 AM  
During that entire article, I could faintly hear a very high-pitched noise, as if there were some kind of dog whistle adapted for human hearing. Hmmm. I wonder why?
 
2012-05-29 10:37:04 AM  
So there's that.
 
2012-05-29 10:39:35 AM  
i remember when we enjoyed a balanced budget back before mooshelle obama started charging her extravagant lifestyle to we the people. the article was right about at least one thing - we truly are living in the end of times.
 
2012-05-29 10:41:27 AM  

JerseyTim: I actually read it and I really can't tell what the point is.


You should have a profound, visceral hatred of the Obamas and if you don't there's something wrong with you. They think they're so much better than us.
 
2012-05-29 10:41:47 AM  
cdn.breitbart.com
 
2012-05-29 10:42:35 AM  
Blah people doing stuff is racist, so vote Republican.

\downvoted deadliar.com
 
2012-05-29 10:42:47 AM  
Ceiling blogger is watching you masturbate to Beyonce.
 
2012-05-29 10:44:55 AM  
We get it, Beyonce's black.
 
2012-05-29 10:47:59 AM  
That's a lot of words to just get your point of "I just find black folks unpleasant" across.
 
2012-05-29 10:48:46 AM  

gilgigamesh: [cdn.breitbart.com image 80x100]


Here's a better shot of her, must have been taken a couple of hours before this article's deadline:

i218.photobucket.com

/Got a slight "hot milfy" look if you ask me. If only she could get off the sauce...
 
2012-05-29 10:49:51 AM  
Mrs. Jay-Z wowed the crowd in a get-up that sported 500,000 Swarovski crystals and shoes that matched her hot pink fingernails. Those half-million crystals come to 91 for every person in attendance, with a few extra for Governor Chris Christie, who was reported to be somewhere in the crowd. In dollars and cents, just one of Beyoncé's show costumes would probably pay the salaries of quite a few unemployed 99 percenters.

Wow. Sounds like the author realizes the basic unfairness of a society with too much wealth disparity.

I am sure she's intellectually consistent and can make it to the end of the article without slipping into snarky criticism of exactly the same point...

In fact, in a roundabout way she even managed to slip in some support for her BFF's husband's "share the wealth" tax policy

Yeeeaahhh nevermind.
 
2012-05-29 10:50:07 AM  
Wow, even for DimBart™ this is low-quality.
 
2012-05-29 10:53:33 AM  
I managed to get to the second paragraph, then I went all 'meh.'
 
2012-05-29 10:58:28 AM  
Well, this *is* Beyonce, after all...

/if you liked it then you should've punched a chad for it
 
2012-05-29 11:03:10 AM  
HOW MUCH IS THIS COSTING THE TAXPAYER???Eleventy1

This is the cry evertime an Obama leaves the Whitehouse. It's a weird battle cry given that this is no different than any other first family. They require secret service, they travel, they need room and board. You read this harpy you would think that the Obama's bought Beyonce that gem encrusted dress from money that pilfered diectly out of their jar they buried in the yard.
 
2012-05-29 11:10:22 AM  

thomps: i remember when we enjoyed a balanced budget back before mooshelle obama started charging her extravagant lifestyle to we the people. the article was right about at least one thing - we truly are living in the end of times.


dark days, my friend. dark days.
 
2012-05-29 11:29:49 AM  
Andrew Breitbart has 99 problems, but breathing fresh air above ground ain't one.
 
2012-05-29 11:44:25 AM  
Governor Chris Christie, who was reported to be somewhere in the crowd.

So, that makes him also unfit to be president?
 
2012-05-29 11:45:46 AM  

GWLush: This is the cry evertime an Obama leaves the Whitehouse. It's a weird battle cry given that this is no different than any other first family. They require secret service, they travel, they need room and board. You read this harpy you would think that the Obama's bought Beyonce that gem encrusted dress from money that pilfered diectly out of their jar they buried in the yard.


"Did you know that some of YOUR taxpayer dollars are given to the Obama's in the form of a "PAYCHECK"!?! And he's using some of it to send those children of his to a FANCY PRIVATE SCHOOL."
 
2012-05-29 11:46:52 AM  

Sybarite: Governor Chris Christie, who was reported to be somewhere in the crowd.

So, that makes him also unfit to be president?


it's different though - obama used government resources to fly a short distance for an event with her kids. chris christie would never do something so ostentatious.
 
2012-05-29 11:47:29 AM  
I agree with subby. WTF did I just read? They must have a minimum quota of hit-pieces you have to write about Obama in order to keep your job over there. Doesn't matter what it is, just get it done.

He ordered spicy mustard for his burger? RAGE!!!
He used a binder clip to hold some papers together? RAGE!!!
His wife said that eating vegetables is good for kids? FARKING RAGE!!!
He didn't get involved in Libya? FARKING RAGE AT THIS COWARD!!!
Oh shiat. Now he did get involved in Libya like we wanted? FARKING RAGE AT THIS WARMONGER!!!!
 
2012-05-29 11:47:44 AM  

Sybarite: Governor Chris Christie, who was reported to be somewhere in the crowd.

So, that makes him also unfit to be president?


His girth makes him unfit, period. Literally.
 
2012-05-29 11:53:07 AM  

gilgigamesh: Mrs. Jay-Z wowed the crowd in a get-up that sported 500,000 Swarovski crystals and shoes that matched her hot pink fingernails. Those half-million crystals come to 91 for every person in attendance, with a few extra for Governor Chris Christie, who was reported to be somewhere in the crowd. In dollars and cents, just one of Beyoncé's show costumes would probably pay the salaries of quite a few unemployed 99 percenters.


You know, among all the "I am the 99%" types I've met out there, I've yet to met one who really has a major beef with a self-made millionaire who actually creates something of value, and who never took a government bailout.

That was kind of the point why they picked Wall Street to Occupy, and not Beyonce's front lawn.
 
2012-05-29 11:53:43 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I agree with subby. WTF did I just read? They must have a minimum quota of hit-pieces you have to write about Obama in order to keep your job over there. Doesn't matter what it is, just get it done.

He ordered spicy mustard for his burger? RAGE!!!
He used a binder clip to hold some papers together? RAGE!!!
His wife said that eating vegetables is good for kids? FARKING RAGE!!!
He didn't get involved in Libya? FARKING RAGE AT THIS COWARD!!!
Oh shiat. Now he did get involved in Libya like we wanted? FARKING RAGE AT THIS WARMONGER!!!!


Not to mention McCain is biatching about Obama not doing anything about Syria.

*rolls eyes*
 
2012-05-29 11:53:47 AM  
There's a brand of conservative out there that seems to think that the key to bringing down the Obama Administration lay squarely in causing some ignorant people to notice that the President and his family are black and that, somehow, some of us just haven't noticed yet.

The implication being that once we get with the goddamn program, surely our support for him will drop to zero.
 
2012-05-29 11:54:33 AM  

Sgt Otter: You know, among all the "I am the 99%" types I've met out there, I've yet to met one who really has a major beef with a self-made millionaire who actually creates something of value, and who never took a government bailout.


I am the 99%, and I have *no problem* with these kind of millionaires/billionaires.
 
2012-05-29 11:57:20 AM  
Beyonce? The thug rapper?!?!

This is shameful and completely disrespectful of the office of First Lady of the FLOTUS United States. No wonder the Soviets are winning the space race.
 
2012-05-29 11:58:01 AM  
The only thing this makes me resent about the Obamas is their taste in music.
 
2012-05-29 11:58:26 AM  

Sgt Otter: gilgigamesh: Mrs. Jay-Z wowed the crowd in a get-up that sported 500,000 Swarovski crystals and shoes that matched her hot pink fingernails. Those half-million crystals come to 91 for every person in attendance, with a few extra for Governor Chris Christie, who was reported to be somewhere in the crowd. In dollars and cents, just one of Beyoncé's show costumes would probably pay the salaries of quite a few unemployed 99 percenters.

You know, among all the "I am the 99%" types I've met out there, I've yet to met one who really has a major beef with a self-made millionaire who actually creates something of value, and who never took a government bailout.

That was kind of the point why they picked Wall Street to Occupy, and not Beyonce's front lawn.


See, that's because you were talking to people who exist outside the heads of right wing bloggers.
 
2012-05-29 12:04:15 PM  
At least they finally shut up about gas prices.
 
2012-05-29 12:10:46 PM  
Hey, if the First Lady is listening to "Single Ladies", doesn't that mean she's against marriage, and thus wants to destroy every family in our country!?!?!
 
2012-05-29 12:18:41 PM  

edmo: At least they finally shut up about gas prices.


OMG, why is he letting gas prices fall so quickly?
 
2012-05-29 12:34:58 PM  

Bladel: edmo: At least they finally shut up about gas prices.

OMG, why is he letting gas prices fall so quickly?


Funny how they're not crediting Obama for the drop after pissing and moaning about Obama causing the price to go up...
 
2012-05-29 12:37:01 PM  
Did you know if you tallied up all the eggs we buy the presidential black family for breakfast that you could feed a poor white family in Georgia a healthy egg breakfast every day? If you're not outraged, you're just not paying attention!
 
2012-05-29 12:47:45 PM  
I can't even think of how to befart Beyonce's name. I am at a loss.
 
2012-05-29 01:01:48 PM  
While MooseHell 0bummer was wasting $400 million tax dollars letting PeeonUSA teach her daughters how to rap about shooting up the reefers poor Lee Greenwood was forced to go on eBay to sell his one-of-a-kind sculpture of Dale Earnhardt as a crying eagle angel giving two wingtips up to a monster truck made of American flags crushing a mosque!

That's like 14 impeachable offenses before the opening act!
 
2012-05-29 01:03:21 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-05-29 01:12:54 PM  
What... the... hell...

Wow.
 
2012-05-29 01:33:47 PM  

xanadian: Sgt Otter: You know, among all the "I am the 99%" types I've met out there, I've yet to met one who really has a major beef with a self-made millionaire who actually creates something of value, and who never took a government bailout.

I am the 99%, and I have *no problem* with these kind of millionaires/billionaires.


Speaking of which, Beyoncé's dress probably employed a craftsman to make, and she hired local workers, some of whom might be unionized local workers, to put on her production. That one show did in fact provide money to some 99%er Americans that they can use to pay their families.

And yet, for all of the jobs that Jay-Z and Beyoncé create on an annual basis, the article never once referred to either of them as "job-creators" who wouldn't mind seeing their taxes raised.
 
2012-05-29 01:34:40 PM  

SphericalTime: That one show did in fact provide money to some 99%er Americans that they can use to feed their families.


Lol. FTFM. Great error.
 
2012-05-29 01:36:49 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I refuse to read deadmoran.com, but I assume it is a hit piece consisting of thinly-veiled racism?


Nah, they're not even pretending any more.
 
2012-05-29 01:38:17 PM  

Jackson Herring: I can't even think of how to befart Beyonce's name. I am at a loss.


I believe Strunk and White suggests Fartoncé. In an ambiguous befartation, one defaults to the first syllable. (In US English. Curiously, the Oxford crowd insists 'Beyonfart' is preferred in formal writing.)
 
2012-05-29 01:39:17 PM  

Diogenes: The only thing this makes me resent about the Obamas is their taste in music.


Why aren't they going to a Ted Nugent concert?
 
2012-05-29 01:40:18 PM  
You know how Media Matters is the Fox News watchdog?

Can we please get someone to do that for Breitfart, but I just want like a Twitter-sized summation going to an RSS feed so I don't have to spend more than 8.2 seconds per day being outraged by his twunt brigade.
 
2012-05-29 01:40:49 PM  

chimp_ninja: Jackson Herring: I can't even think of how to befart Beyonce's name. I am at a loss.

I believe Strunk and White suggests Fartoncé. In an ambiguous befartation, one defaults to the first syllable. (In US English. Curiously, the Oxford crowd insists 'Beyonfart' is preferred in formal writing.)


Buttoncé or Be-ass-cé work. And they're both sliiiiightly racist.
 
2012-05-29 01:41:29 PM  

chimp_ninja: Jackson Herring: I can't even think of how to befart Beyonce's name. I am at a loss.

I believe Strunk and White suggests Fartoncé. In an ambiguous befartation, one defaults to the first syllable. (In US English. Curiously, the Oxford crowd insists 'Beyonfart' is preferred in formal writing.)


Befartce, or, for some front-door action, Bequeefce
 
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