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oldsbone		2012-05-29 09:43:27 AM

No. Next question.

make me some tea		2012-05-29 09:43:31 AM

If my dad knew how to use a computer, I'd accuse him of putting this thing up.

SmackLT		2012-05-29 09:46:17 AM

Zalan		2012-05-29 09:47:32 AM

Your Vlog sucks!

BillCo		2012-05-29 09:48:37 AM

Allow one of Fark's favorite conservatives to weigh in on this issue.

NO!

Even Obama is not that stupid.

ManateeGag		2012-05-29 09:48:46 AM

yes, just like Bush did in 2004 and 2008 and Clinton did in 2000.

/farking morons.

hinten		2012-05-29 09:51:46 AM

Yes, just like he did the first time he 'won'.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-05-29 09:52:26 AM

mamoru		2012-05-29 09:57:52 AM

Not until after he takes away all your guns. Duh!

Godscrack		2012-05-29 09:57:55 AM

I've heard the soundtrack before. The song is called OOOOGA BOOOGA
by the band Billy Bob and the Butt-hurts.

sammyk		2012-05-29 09:58:04 AM

At this point I think we just need to fee the paranoia for the lulz. When presented with these wild fantasies in real life act like you are part of the conspiracy and pretend you are worried that they are on to us.

RminusQ		2012-05-29 09:58:46 AM

JusticeandIndependence		2012-05-29 09:59:28 AM

"Family Friendly Television"

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-05-29 10:00:29 AM

YES!!!! Just like Bush did!

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2012-05-29 10:06:34 AM

I hope so! And then he should make muslim the official american language!

keylock71		2012-05-29 10:09:12 AM

I wonder if these morons realize how insane they sound to rational people?

Diogenes		2012-05-29 10:14:10 AM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I hope so! And then he should make muslim the official american language!

I'm going to put the severed heads of infidels on pikes!

Krymson Tyde		2012-05-29 10:14:48 AM

sammyk: At this point I think we just need to fee the paranoia for the lulz. When presented with these wild fantasies in real life act like you are part of the conspiracy and pretend you are worried that they are on to us.

I know you're joking but, I hope the 7 proxies keep me from getting outted...I'm one of the local designated instigators.

If they are able to backtrace me I'll get thrown into a FEMA camp.

Rincewind53		2012-05-29 10:15:15 AM

Tea Party Members: This is what you sound like to most other people.

Diogenes		2012-05-29 10:17:10 AM

It's important that we know the call from the insider came at 2:30am. They really emphasized that.

Diogenes		2012-05-29 10:19:32 AM

They gave us the whole transcript. So for those who don't want to clicky...

You can add your own menacing music in your head to complete the experience.

One of the great moments of movie history was when a dying newspaper tycoon, played by Orson Wells, whispers the name "Rosebud" in his dying breath. There's another Rosebud today in an exciting contemporary drama, also involving a newspaper. No, it's not a remake of 1941's "Citizen Kane." This drama is real life. The newspaper is the Canada Free Press. And the damsel in distress is the American Republic. Recently journalist Doug Hagmann received a phone call at 2:30 AM from a long--time US government insider, code-named "Rosebud," who is currently with the Department of Homeland Security. Rosebud describes an on-going revolution in the United States, propped up by a three-legged stool. In this scenario, Barack Obama and his unelected czars are engineering economic chaos, chaos through racial division and chaos through class division, using lessons learned by radicals in 1968 as the template for 2012. A quick example might be the injection of racial overtones into the shooting of Trayvon Martin. Anyway, if Rosebud is correct, that's nothing compared to what's in store - rioting in New York and other major cities, accompanied by a possible staged event attacking the Obama family, to create an atmosphere conducive to more unconstitutional crackdowns. Kids, can you say, "Martial law" and "indefinitely postponed November elections?" Here's the document that may make that possible, or at least easier to execute - an executive order issued March 16th under the innocuous title "National Defense Resources and Preparedness." Other groups and individuals speaking out on this include The Western Center for Journalism, WND (formerly known as World Net Daily) and talk show host Michael Savage. Each may see the details slightly differently, but they're all looking in the same direction. So, stay tuned for the continuing story of Obamaland. Because, unlike "Citizen Kane," which only lasts 119 minutes, there's no end in sight for this drama.

Mentat		2012-05-29 10:21:39 AM

Yes. Next question.

Generation_D		2012-05-29 10:28:35 AM

What if I were in favor of him doing it, starting with Republicans and FOX news employees, and Breitbart submittards, and most of all the FreeperMod? Then what?1?1?!

Idiots.

Your politics are bad and you should feel bad for having them.

Eddy Gurge		2012-05-29 10:28:43 AM

My 91 year old neighbor firmly believes this, and has been warning me about it for the last few months.

Diogenes: It's important that we know the call from the insider came at 2:30am. They really emphasized that.

That made the video for me. Very compelling, edge of seat kind of stuff.

Generation_D		2012-05-29 10:29:35 AM

sammyk: At this point I think we just need to fee the paranoia for the lulz. When presented with these wild fantasies in real life act like you are part of the conspiracy and pretend you are worried that they are on to us.

Except that too many of them then start shooting innocent bystanders. Note there are never left wing paranoid shooters, but right wing paranoid shooters is fairly often, more than once a year.

xanadian		2012-05-29 10:30:59 AM

Yes, Subby, I also got that email from my dad with all the FW:s and RE:s in it.

/bets a bazillion dollars that commenting is turned off on the YouTube video

Generation_D		2012-05-29 10:31:40 AM

Diogenes: They gave us the whole transcript. So for those who don't want to clicky...

You can add your own menacing music in your head to complete the experience.

One of the great moments of movie history was when a dying newspaper tycoon, played by Orson Wells, whispers the name "Rosebud" in his dying breath. There's another Rosebud today in an exciting contemporary drama, also involving a newspaper. No, it's not a remake of 1941's "Citizen Kane." This drama is real life. The newspaper is the Canada Free Press. And the damsel in distress is the American Republic. Recently journalist Doug Hagmann received a phone call at 2:30 AM from a long--time US government insider, code-named "Rosebud," who is currently with the Department of Homeland Security. Rosebud describes an on-going revolution in the United States, propped up by a three-legged stool. In this scenario, Barack Obama and his unelected czars are engineering economic chaos, chaos through racial division and chaos through class division, using lessons learned by radicals in 1968 as the template for 2012. A quick example might be the injection of racial overtones into the shooting of Trayvon Martin. Anyway, if Rosebud is correct, that's nothing compared to what's in store - rioting in New York and other major cities, accompanied by a possible staged event attacking the Obama family, to create an atmosphere conducive to more unconstitutional crackdowns. Kids, can you say, "Martial law" and "indefinitely postponed November elections?" Here's the document that may make that possible, or at least easier to execute - an executive order issued March 16th under the innocuous title "National Defense Resources and Preparedness." Other groups and individuals speaking out on this include The Western Center for Journalism, WND (formerly known as World Net Daily) and talk show host Michael Savage. Each may see the details slightly differently, but they're all looking in the same direction. So, stay tuned for the continuing story o ...

wat

OK, you are a raving nutter. Seek help.

Cythraul		2012-05-29 10:31:57 AM

I'm going to say 'yes,' just to be different.

Now I feel special.

xanadian		2012-05-29 10:32:29 AM

SmackLT: [www.bakersfieldmom.com image 320x256]

Let me go so far as to even say:

25.media.tumblr.com

xanadian		2012-05-29 10:33:54 AM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I hope so! And then he should make muslim the official american language!

And to make all future American flags out of muslin!!!1!

xanadian		2012-05-29 10:35:25 AM

xanadian: /bets a bazillion dollars that commenting is turned off on the YouTube video

Oh, hey, commenting is turned ON.

Huh. I was wrong.

...

*rubs hands gleefully together*

SilentStrider		2012-05-29 10:36:33 AM

Short answer: no.
Long answer: see short answer.

beantowndog		2012-05-29 10:36:51 AM

Other groups and individuals speaking out on this include The Western Center for Journalism, WND (formerly known as World Net Daily) and talk show host Michael Savage.

I've never heard of them before, but I'm going to assume the Western Center for Journalism is not at all interested in journalism.

FlashHarry		2012-05-29 10:37:01 AM

WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

BillCo		2012-05-29 10:42:26 AM

FlashHarry: WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

Every time there is a thread that is the least bit critical of Obama, some moron is going to post this. The cult of Obamaism runs deep in this crowd.

Cythraul		2012-05-29 10:44:14 AM

BillCo: FlashHarry: WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

Every time there is a thread that is the least bit critical of Obama, some moron is going to post this. The cult of Obamaism runs deep in this crowd.

You sound like you don't like successful and attractive Americans of an African heritage.

FlashHarry		2012-05-29 10:48:01 AM

Cythraul: You sound like you don't like successful and attractive Americans of an African heritage.

i love that he considers obama declaring martial law and suspending elections "the least bit critical." lol.

Sock Ruh Tease		2012-05-29 10:58:23 AM

Leave it to a WND video to spoil a movie. Evil farkers.

TV's Vinnie		2012-05-29 10:58:44 AM

Marcus Aurelius: [cbswxrk.files.wordpress.com image 385x251]

AH-TEN-SHUN CITEHZENZ UF AH-MER-EE-KA!.........

Wyalt Derp		2012-05-29 10:58:52 AM

No.

Morrius		2012-05-29 10:59:01 AM

I should have bought stock in a tinfoil company.

jestme		2012-05-29 11:00:22 AM

*YouTube.com*

Aah, that explains why subby didn't spell it "marshall law", like the people who spell it in emails and Facebook posts.

too-old		2012-05-29 11:00:36 AM

I thought Bush was supposed to do that. Guess it takes a Democrat to get things done

coco ebert		2012-05-29 11:00:46 AM

No, but he does have a secret "kill list", but that mostly kills brown folk, so who gives a sh*t: Link

bindlestiff2600		2012-05-29 11:00:57 AM

exuse me

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ahh ha ha ahh ha

whew

i feel better now

DarnoKonrad		2012-05-29 11:01:49 AM

Sock Ruh Tease		2012-05-29 11:01:51 AM

The narrator sounds mentally deficient. Not even considering the crap he is saying, just how slow he is talking and how he pronounces words. I guess when you're talking to the average WND fan, you have to be a little easy on them, but come on.

Diogenes		2012-05-29 11:02:04 AM

BillCo: FlashHarry: WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

Every time there is a thread that is the least bit critical of Obama, some moron is going to post this. The cult of Obamaism runs deep in this crowd.

That's bullshiat and you know it. It comes up when people are insane and the piece is sharp detour from reality into fear and paranoia.

This is not criticism. It's racist apocalyptic fan fiction.

apoptotic		2012-05-29 11:02:17 AM

Canada Free Press is such a f*cking embarrassment. I really wish they'd change their name to Sparkly Eagle Tears Press for American Liberty or something.