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2012-05-29 10:03:51 AM  
Worthless without pics.....
 
2012-05-29 10:26:36 AM  
Should have used an anal bum cover.
 
2012-05-29 10:33:40 AM  
A sexologist?
 
2012-05-29 10:56:47 AM  
What is 'the rough trick I picked up last weekend?' Alex.
 
2012-05-29 11:25:20 AM  
wat wat
 
2012-05-29 11:29:08 AM  
Wow, she's really packed on some LBs.
 
2012-05-29 11:31:42 AM  
i wish someone would put mitt romney in their butt.
 
2012-05-29 11:36:42 AM  
Strangely 'huge erect cack' missing from the list.
/someone needs to show this to santorum so his head will explode.
 
2012-05-29 11:41:58 AM  
A light bulb? Really? Was it still intact?
 
2012-05-29 11:43:13 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Disagrees
 
2012-05-29 11:54:40 AM  
She kept saying "I'm not saying you should, but somebody did" put this in their butt. What she should be saying is "I'm not judging, but all of these objects have required an ER visit to extract."

Although the hairbrush surprised me... assuming it was handle first, it sorta has the correct profile with the flared head to stop a depth excursion. Unless, and this is pretty gnarly, the bristles got in and effectively acted as barbs, preventing extraction.

Yowza.
 
2012-05-29 12:02:10 PM  

factoryconnection: She kept saying "I'm not saying you should, but somebody did" put this in their butt. What she should be saying is "I'm not judging, but all of these objects have required an ER visit to extract."

Although the hairbrush surprised me... assuming it was handle first, it sorta has the correct profile with the flared head to stop a depth excursion. Unless, and this is pretty gnarly, the bristles got in and effectively acted as barbs, preventing extraction.

Yowza.


I've had hair brushes that lost the handle through intended use. I can see that as entirely possible.
 
2012-05-29 12:07:35 PM  

LeroyBourne: Strangely 'huge erect cack' missing from the list.


She was trying advocate a list of items that do *not* go in the butt
 
2012-05-29 12:13:41 PM  
A video truly worthy of FARK.
 
2012-05-29 12:27:04 PM  
Let's get all these out of the way....

img1.fark.net Tag on vacation today?

She's a sex educator, and she thinks a Mrs. Buttersworth syrup bottle is a remarkable object to have been inserted in somebody's ass?

lastly, why didn't her list include "50 condoms filled with heroin?"
 
2012-05-29 12:28:23 PM  
i just do not get the whole "things in my ass" or "things in my wife's ass" or "things in my girlfriend's ass" thing. . including my pecker, by the way. isn't that what her hoo haw is for?
 
2012-05-29 12:34:31 PM  

LesserEvil: lastly, why didn't her list include "50 condoms filled with heroin?"


That's hardly unique, as opposed to, say, a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth

Maybe I'm the crazy one, but that's the first time I've heard of that being used for this sort of thing.
 
2012-05-29 12:38:10 PM  
No drilldo?
No baseball bat?
 
2012-05-29 12:43:58 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/approves
 
2012-05-29 12:44:49 PM  
img510.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-29 12:47:31 PM  

Lor M. Ipsum: LesserEvil: lastly, why didn't her list include "50 condoms filled with heroin?"

That's hardly unique, as opposed to, say, a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth

Maybe I'm the crazy one, but that's the first time I've heard of that being used for this sort of thing.


Well, her whole schtick was "things not to put in your butt", so I'd think condoms filled with heroin would be on the list.

As for the Mrs. Buttersworth, it is unusual, but as I said, why is she shocked by it? I've lived long enough to be witness to some crazy things, things I'd prefer to forget... I wouldn't be surprised if they had to remove a small watermelon from somebody's ass. I would be willing to bet (though I'd prefer NOT to see it myself) there are more than a few individuals who could take that bottle in their ass without even touching the rim going in. Even with a tighter entry, (now that I have unfortunately had to think about it), I imagine the contents off that bottle could have been used to make things easier.

If people buy this sort of thing (NSFW) and are able to use it (just do the unsafe GIS yourself), how remarkable, really, is a Mrs. Buttersworth bottle?

I personally can't understand the fascination people have with stretching that part of the body out like that. I'd hate to be 80+ years old with an ass that opens to the size of a coffee can. I'd prefer not to have to wear diapers most of my life.
 
2012-05-29 01:15:15 PM  

toddism: her hoo haw


That place that bleeds for a week once a month or so? Gaping wound farking FTW!

Srsly, I am all about anything if it's properly cleaned and she's at all into it.
 
2012-05-29 01:15:24 PM  
Yeah, in retrospect, the banana and zucchini are pretty cliche.

Still, the Mrs. Butterworth got a chortle out of me.
 
2012-05-29 01:17:17 PM  

Linux_Yes: i wish someone would put mitt romney in their butt.


really can't do that until Obama is finished farking us all in the ass
 
2012-05-29 01:18:41 PM  
I wonder why there was...

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-05-29 01:49:55 PM  
was the condom on the banana ribbed for his or her pleasure?
 
2012-05-29 02:05:39 PM  
Others have told me to remove my head from my ass, so I'm not going to pass judgment.
 
2012-05-29 02:19:55 PM  
"Oh no mom, not ass soup again!!!!"
 
2012-05-29 02:24:04 PM  

Brick-House: Linux_Yes: i wish someone would put mitt romney in their butt.

really can't do that until Obama is finished farking us all in the ass



if you think Obama is cornholing you then Mitt Rmoney by comparison is going to pile drive your ass. unless you're wealthy, of course. if that's the case, enjoy your tax cuts and other perks coming your way.
 
2012-05-29 02:52:34 PM  
Ribbed for his/her pleasure?
www.boronisalumi.it
 
2012-05-29 02:59:33 PM  

LesserEvil: I would be willing to bet (though I'd prefer NOT to see it myself) there are more than a few individuals who could take that bottle in their ass without even touching the rim going in.


The site I work for has a "hard" section for it's members. Let's just say you'd be making a safe bet.
 
2012-05-29 03:06:07 PM  
she had me at ass soup.
 
2012-05-29 03:09:19 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com

obscure?
 
2012-05-29 03:10:21 PM  
You've got a friend in me...

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-05-29 03:21:37 PM  
Ryan Dunn unavailable for comment.
 
2012-05-29 03:23:43 PM  

Herb_the_betta: I've had hair brushes that lost the handle through intended use. I can see that as entirely possible.


Good point; my wife's hairbrush snapped clean apart at the handle/brush union recently. I can see that would be an unpleasant surprise for the erotic MacGyver.

Serial: LesserEvil: I would be willing to bet (though I'd prefer NOT to see it myself) there are more than a few individuals who could take that bottle in their ass without even touching the rim going in.

The site I work for has a "hard" section for it's members. Let's just say you'd be making a safe bet.


From what I've heard out of ER workers, it is not so much the size of the object sometimes, but the vacuum lock that forms once it is in. A wine bottle put in, neck first (obviously?) without a cork could produce a vacuum that would necessitate a relief being introduced prior to removal.

Thinking ahead: a vent hole drilled in the bottom of the bottle
Reacting to unplanned uh-oh: a vent tube inserted past it
 
2012-05-29 04:05:10 PM  
Can you put a boogie in your butt?
 
2012-05-29 04:14:43 PM  
I not saying your should, but?

/ass
 
2012-05-29 04:33:56 PM  

AiryAnne: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 435x212]

obscure?


iraqi ass map!
 
2012-05-29 05:11:27 PM  

factoryconnection: A wine bottle put in, neck first (obviously?) without a cork could produce a vacuum that would necessitate a relief being introduced prior to removal.


Unless your goal was to pull out her ovaries like a cork from a wine bottle. Oh the delicious irony in using a wine bottle for that.... who's the bottle and who's the cork NOW, b*tch?!?
 
2012-05-29 05:36:01 PM  
What what?!
 
2012-05-29 05:45:56 PM  
And I'll bet 95% of them said at the emergency room: "I accidentally slipped and fell on it."

I know a guy who used to work at the E.R. and he said there was a guy with two potatoes up his butt. His excuse? You guessed it. He slipped and fell. Twice.

/lol'd at the two jars of vaseline. "YOUR DOING IT WRONG."
 
2012-05-29 05:51:17 PM  
I'll bet she's fun.
 
2012-05-29 06:18:49 PM  
cdn.counter-currents.com
 
2012-05-29 07:12:08 PM  

Zombalupagus: And I'll bet 95% of them said at the emergency room: "I accidentally slipped and fell on it."

I know a guy who used to work at the E.R. and he said there was a guy with two potatoes up his butt. His excuse? You guessed it. He slipped and fell. Twice.

/lol'd at the two jars of vaseline. "YOUR DOING IT WRONG."


There is an elegant and truthful response that would work and also end the embarrassing conversation for both parties in that case:

Doctor: "how did that end up in there?"
Patient: "umm... use?"
Doctor: "okay, that's plenty for a work-up, let's get this thing out."
 
2012-05-29 07:37:55 PM  

factoryconnection: She kept saying "I'm not saying you should, but somebody did" put this in their butt. What she should be saying is "I'm not judging, but all of these objects have required an ER visit to extract."

Although the hairbrush surprised me... assuming it was handle first, it sorta has the correct profile with the flared head to stop a depth excursion. Unless, and this is pretty gnarly, the bristles got in and effectively acted as barbs, preventing extraction.

Yowza.


It was a hairbrush handle, so I'm guessing that the person who stuck this up their butt was thinking along the same lines you are, but then (surprise!) the handle came off when they tried to pull it back out.
 
2012-05-29 08:42:33 PM  

skepticultist: It was a hairbrush handle, so I'm guessing that the person who stuck this up their butt was thinking along the same lines you are, but then (surprise!) the handle came off when they tried to pull it back out.


Clearly something went terribly not-to-plan, so you're probably right.
 
2012-05-29 09:03:30 PM  

Grables'Daughter: A sexologist?


A sexologist is someone concerned with the scholarly investigation of human sexuality, from normal sexual development to sexual pathologies such as sexual abuse. The field of sexology is highly interdisciplinary, incorporating knowledge from a number of academic pursuits, and sexologists can work in a range of settings. Some sexologists are primarily interested in conducting studies and clinical trials to understand more about human sexuality, for example, while others offer therapy to people with sexual dysfunction, drawing upon their sexology experience to help people.

Some notable researchers in the field include Alfred Kinsey, author of the notorious Kinsey Reports, along with William Masters and Virginia Johnson.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-a-sexologist-do.htm
 
2012-05-29 09:12:39 PM  
I propose a new drinking game:

Drink until she'shiattable.

/speaking of ER visits
 
2012-05-29 09:25:47 PM  
Work at a hospital. I have seen a mason jar, and 2 umbrellas on two different guys about a week apart. first dude died from perforation.

If its not made to go up there don't do it!
 
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