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2012-05-29 10:25:37 AM  

SkunkWerks: FTA: "I wouldn't say he had mental problem but he always felt like people was against him. ... No one was for him, everyone was against him," his ex-wife told WPLG.
Not that I'm an expert, but I'd hazard a guess that's called Paranoid Schizophrenia.
It's in the DSM IV.
If you don't know it, that's like the Sears Catalog of Psychiatric Disorders.
It's pretty big on that list.
Check it out some time.
Preferably before the guy you're married to goes cannibal on you.


His ex-wife was saying that she was not a psychologist and could not diagnose him, advice that a lot of us should take on Fark forums. I can think of many mental diagnoses that include paranoia and a constant feeling of being victimized. And they still don't eat peoples' faces.
 
2012-05-29 10:25:53 AM  
Did they go through any escalation of force such as tasing him first, which might have prevented shooting naked, unarmed shytebag?
 
2012-05-29 10:26:50 AM  
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2012-05-29 10:27:11 AM  

Optimus Primate: Surprising amount of Goatee Hate in this thread. I sport one (and have for about 15 years). I am not fat, and I keep it immaculately groomed. Shaved it off once and the girlfriend demanded it go back up immediately. It saves me from most daily work-related shaving, since my other "full beard areas" are very spotty in growth and only take a couple minutes to shave every other day.

Sue, there are some "bad" goatees (unkempt, faddish, etc)...but there are also many that fit the man perfectly. It is hardly equivalent to the mullet (which is a proven failure, incredibly sad, and dated). A nice goatee is timeless and classic, and gives the wearer an image of enhanced intelligence and cutting-edge style that cannot be matched by 'plain-facers' (The "Fark liters" of the facial hair universe).

The real problem here is that you have to be "man enough" to pull off the goatee. The Goatee itself does not have the power to give it's wearer added virility and Alpha status...you must first simply BE a powerful, potent decision-maker with giant, engorged testicles covered in pulsing veins ..... the goatee then acts as an honest reflection of those traits.

When lesser men (such as the pathetic victim in this zombie attack) try to "be goateed", it results in failure, maiming, and near-death experiences. A true man, with a thick, dark goatee, would have defended himself easily against the crazed flesh-eater. Note: the only part of the face to survive the attack was THE GOATEE. There was no legendary warrior archetype to back it up, unfortunately.


It also makes you evil which is cool if you're into that.

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2012-05-29 10:27:19 AM  

Silly Jesus: lewismarktwo: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I1aQULf9D1o/TUJKZ5AoUVI/AAAAAAAAAN8/4RlYeg5 1 M7w/s1600/beardtypes1.jpg

Just so we're all on the same beard here.

Also: Can't understand how someone can rule out a 'style' of facial hair for everyone's face. Seems like one of those mental shortcuts really stupid people use so they can go back to watching staged reality shows.

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Nice Godwin.
blogs.heretv.com


http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/jordan-sports-a-hitler-mustache. j pg
 
2012-05-29 10:27:23 AM  

hinterlandgazette.com



Since this has turned into a facial hair thread, maybe someone here can answer this question. Does this guy have a "Muslim" beard? NTTIAWWT, but when I first saw his picture that came to mind. It seems to be a style common to the religion. A quick Google search didn't reveal any information. Does anyone know the significance, if there is any? I know the beard in general is significant to the religion, but why this neck-beard thing?
 
2012-05-29 10:28:22 AM  

krackpipe: Did they go through any escalation of force such as tasing him first, which might have prevented shooting naked, unarmed shytebag?


2/10 Was already done up-thread.
 
2012-05-29 10:28:57 AM  
I love all this armchair-pharmacology! The spectrogram will be back from the lab shortly.
 
2012-05-29 10:29:34 AM  
An emergency room doctor at Jackson Memorial Hospital said Eugene's attack could have been induced by bath salts, a drug nicknamed after the bathroom product it resembles.

Police theorized earlier that it was "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze.


Everyone keeps coming up with these complicated theories, but did anyone stop to think that maybe -- just maybe -- the victim had a delicious face?
 
2012-05-29 10:29:46 AM  

lewismarktwo: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I1aQULf9D1o/TUJKZ5AoUVI/AAAAAAAAAN8/4RlYeg5 1 M7w/s1600/beardtypes1.jpg

Just so we're all on the same beard here.

Also: Can't understand how someone can rule out a 'style' of facial hair for everyone's face. Seems like one of those mental shortcuts really stupid people use so they can go back to watching staged reality shows.


Mine is closest to a sparrow. Plus I have triple lip rings to enhance it.
 
2012-05-29 10:29:48 AM  

misanthropologist: Silly Jesus: beefoe: Silly Jesus: Here's a fun video example of excited delirium. The first part is just audio, but once the cops arrive on scene (3:00) their first person video kicks on. (NSFW)

That's crazy and pretty decent work there by the cop. Remained calm through the whole incident.

Yep, the responding officers did a great job. Public Safety is receiving training on this relatively newly recognized phenomenon so that they can better and more safely deal with it.

Here's another video showing how it often deteriorates though. (NSFW)

Posted by Taserinternational1. Interesting, considering the controversy around Taser's role in promoting the concept of "excited delirium" and the use of tasers to counter it...


Well if it's all a made up conspiracy, the taser companies are hiring some pretty damn good actors to portray the crazy folks.
 
2012-05-29 10:30:35 AM  

misanthropologist: I don't want to put words in Confabulat's mouth, but nothing was said about beards. Goatees are horrid, pseudo-beards. Beards are awesome (though it is unfortunate that everyone seems to have one these days...).


You are correct, full beards are awesome and I've grown some brilliant ones during some unemployment periods in the past. Full beards are what MEN grow. Goatees, eh, may as well eat your stupid face, weirdo.
 
2012-05-29 10:30:50 AM  

lewismarktwo: Silly Jesus: lewismarktwo: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I1aQULf9D1o/TUJKZ5AoUVI/AAAAAAAAAN8/4RlYeg5 1 M7w/s1600/beardtypes1.jpg

Just so we're all on the same beard here.

Also: Can't understand how someone can rule out a 'style' of facial hair for everyone's face. Seems like one of those mental shortcuts really stupid people use so they can go back to watching staged reality shows.

[kkoutsiouki.pbworks.com image 158x224]

Nice Godwin.
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http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/jordan-sports-a-hitler-mustache. j pg


Ha, thank you. I actually had this discussion on here awhile ago in another thread. I don't think that Hitler should have been able to ruin an entire facial hair style, but others feel that it's "too soon."
 
2012-05-29 10:31:05 AM  

Silly Jesus: [hinterlandgazette.com image 283x354]

Since this has turned into a facial hair thread, maybe someone here can answer this question. Does this guy have a "Muslim" beard? NTTIAWWT, but when I first saw his picture that came to mind. It seems to be a style common to the religion. A quick Google search didn't reveal any information. Does anyone know the significance, if there is any? I know the beard in general is significant to the religion, but why this neck-beard thing?


Black dudes often get really nasty ingrown hairs on the underside of their chin and neck, so they don't shave it. Hell, they can even get away without shaving during basic training as even the army knows about it.
 
2012-05-29 10:31:40 AM  
I guess this is the darkest timeline now?
 
2012-05-29 10:32:11 AM  
Good thing the cops killed him. Once you acquire a taste for fresh human face, it is all you want to eat.
 
2012-05-29 10:32:17 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: This is the same BS that happens in horror movies. The local sherriff always chalks it up to drugs and no one notices that the naked face-eater is still alive, in the morgue, waiting to eat the unsuspecting lone mortician who stayed late to finish some paperwork.


If that's true then the victim has been infected and should be taken care of immediately. If it was me, I'd want to be put down for no longer having a face or eyes anyway but if he's also the undead, it's a no brainer. No pun intended.
 
2012-05-29 10:34:07 AM  

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This is what happens when you wear your bacon helmet in public.
 
2012-05-29 10:34:14 AM  
Goatees are acceptable on civil war reenactors, that's about it. Otherwise just go full beard or clean shaven (or just lose weight if your goatee is your chin replacement.)
 
2012-05-29 10:34:26 AM  
This is why I come to Fark, to have people make me laugh with comments on a gruesome article.

I think I'll go stock up ion canned goods and get a cricket bat ready now...
 
2012-05-29 10:34:29 AM  

Silly Jesus: krackpipe: Did they go through any escalation of force such as tasing him first, which might have prevented shooting naked, unarmed shytebag?

2/10 Was already done up-thread.


I live with my mom - that's a Silly rating system, Jesus. Did anyone go through escalation of force, such as tasing him first?
 
2012-05-29 10:35:26 AM  

lewismarktwo: Silly Jesus: [hinterlandgazette.com image 283x354]

Since this has turned into a facial hair thread, maybe someone here can answer this question. Does this guy have a "Muslim" beard? NTTIAWWT, but when I first saw his picture that came to mind. It seems to be a style common to the religion. A quick Google search didn't reveal any information. Does anyone know the significance, if there is any? I know the beard in general is significant to the religion, but why this neck-beard thing?

Black dudes often get really nasty ingrown hairs on the underside of their chin and neck, so they don't shave it. Hell, they can even get away without shaving during basic training as even the army knows about it.


Ah, I've heard that before. Didn't think of that. I wonder if that's the whole explanation. Maybe he couldn't grow a full beard (cheeks)?

I see them a lot on Middle Eastern men too though...
 
2012-05-29 10:35:44 AM  
Follow Up Trumps Florida???
 
2012-05-29 10:37:38 AM  
Pictures are making their rounds on Nofacebook. Not sure how they've lasted considering the extreme graphic nature. Boobs, however, are almost immediately removed if they garner enough attention.

The only ones I've seen are the crime scene itself with the two guys cuddling and then a close up of the victims....face.
 
2012-05-29 10:38:24 AM  

Triumph: The Miami Herald reported that the attacker was 31-year-old Rudy Eugene


Goodbye, Rudy 'Gene
Though I never knew you at all
You had a face all to yourself
While naked as a jaybird
Cops crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They shouted on the highway
And they shot you just the same

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a cannibal in the wind...
 
2012-05-29 10:39:20 AM  

Silly Jesus: [hinterlandgazette.com image 283x354]

Since this has turned into a facial hair thread, maybe someone here can answer this question. Does this guy have a "Muslim" beard? NTTIAWWT, but when I first saw his picture that came to mind. It seems to be a style common to the religion. A quick Google search didn't reveal any information. Does anyone know the significance, if there is any? I know the beard in general is significant to the religion, but why this neck-beard thing?


It's what Muslim wannabees do to try to meet the Islamic "unshorn beard" requirement while still retaining a facial identity for others to recognize.

/since the whole point of unshorn beards is to make individual identification as difficult as possible using 7th century technology, it really doesn't impress any true Muslim
//women are required to wear veils for essentially the same reason
 
2012-05-29 10:40:38 AM  

westpointer: Follow Up Trumps Florida???


I have a guy on my staff who is from Florida. I once tried to explain Fark and the Florida tag. I'm not sure if he got it, though.


/not going to show him because he's a Facebook junkie. He doesn't need any more distractions.
 
2012-05-29 10:41:42 AM  

Silly Jesus: lewismarktwo: Silly Jesus: [hinterlandgazette.com image 283x354]

Since this has turned into a facial hair thread, maybe someone here can answer this question. Does this guy have a "Muslim" beard? NTTIAWWT, but when I first saw his picture that came to mind. It seems to be a style common to the religion. A quick Google search didn't reveal any information. Does anyone know the significance, if there is any? I know the beard in general is significant to the religion, but why this neck-beard thing?

Black dudes often get really nasty ingrown hairs on the underside of their chin and neck, so they don't shave it. Hell, they can even get away without shaving during basic training as even the army knows about it.

Ah, I've heard that before. Didn't think of that. I wonder if that's the whole explanation. Maybe he couldn't grow a full beard (cheeks)?

I see them a lot on Middle Eastern men too though...


It looks like he's got stubble on the cheeks. He probably just likes the look. But it is a popular beard with the A-rab Muslins, I agree. I think it's more socially acceptable vs religious, but some strict interpretations of the Koran insist that all men have facial hair. Men without it are not respected in some middle eastern cultures.
 
2012-05-29 10:42:45 AM  

krackpipe: Silly Jesus: krackpipe: Did they go through any escalation of force such as tasing him first, which might have prevented shooting naked, unarmed shytebag?

2/10 Was already done up-thread.

I live with my mom - that's a Silly rating system, Jesus. Did anyone go through escalation of force, such as tasing him first?


If someone is actively killing someone you go straight to deadly force.

The escalation of force continuum is outdated and was a bad way of teaching 'use of force.' It misled people, such as yourself, to think that one needed to exhaust all intermediate levels of force before reaching the next level. It was presented in a linear fashion.

The more recent model is presented in a circular fashion and it is taught that you go to whatever level is necessary, first. Which is how it always was, it was just presented poorly.

In other words, if someone is shooting at you, for example, you don't need to talk to them first, then use your empty hands, then hit them with an ASP, then spray them, and then shoot them. You go straight to shooting.

Same with someone actively killing another person. You don't have time to play with other options, they are KILLING someone. You go straight to what will immediately stop the threat and therefore present the best chance of the victim surviving.

/either I was just trolled or you're one of those "shoot to wound" proponents...
 
2012-05-29 10:43:59 AM  

Tatterdemalian: Silly Jesus: [hinterlandgazette.com image 283x354]

Since this has turned into a facial hair thread, maybe someone here can answer this question. Does this guy have a "Muslim" beard? NTTIAWWT, but when I first saw his picture that came to mind. It seems to be a style common to the religion. A quick Google search didn't reveal any information. Does anyone know the significance, if there is any? I know the beard in general is significant to the religion, but why this neck-beard thing?

It's what Muslim wannabees do to try to meet the Islamic "unshorn beard" requirement while still retaining a facial identity for others to recognize.

/since the whole point of unshorn beards is to make individual identification as difficult as possible using 7th century technology, it really doesn't impress any true Muslim
//women are required to wear veils for essentially the same reason


Interesting. Thank you.
 
2012-05-29 10:45:17 AM  

Jeremysbrain: dopekitty74: Confabulat: What remained was his goatee and little else.

Note to goateed guys: Even crazed naked face-eating guys think they are distasteful. I hope you don't think you're impressing women with that nasty thing.

Funny, i like goatees and beards on guys. And a full beard would have saved more of his face!

My wife insists that I have to have a goatee or beard at all times because I have a baby face.

:

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/Ikeed, I keed....
 
2012-05-29 10:45:36 AM  
The cop had no choice. He had to shoot the perp just to save face.

/too obvious?
 
2012-05-29 10:45:57 AM  

lewismarktwo: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I1aQULf9D1o/TUJKZ5AoUVI/AAAAAAAAAN8/4RlYeg5 1 M7w/s1600/beardtypes1.jpg

Just so we're all on the same beard here.

Also: Can't understand how someone can rule out a 'style' of facial hair for everyone's face. Seems like one of those mental shortcuts really stupid people use so they can go back to watching staged reality shows.


If i could, i would totally go Friendly Mutton Chops.
 
2012-05-29 10:47:53 AM  
Where's all the outrage for the cop that shot an obviously unarmed man?
 
2012-05-29 10:47:55 AM  

Snarfangel: Triumph: The Miami Herald reported that the attacker was 31-year-old Rudy Eugene

Goodbye, Rudy 'Gene
Though I never knew you at all
You had a face all to yourself
While naked as a jaybird
Cops crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They shouted on the highway
And they shot you just the same

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a cannibal in the wind...


Damn you, now I'll have that stuck in my head all day.
 
2012-05-29 10:50:33 AM  

jaybeezey: lewismarktwo: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I1aQULf9D1o/TUJKZ5AoUVI/AAAAAAAAAN8/4RlYeg5 1 M7w/s1600/beardtypes1.jpg

Just so we're all on the same beard here.

Also: Can't understand how someone can rule out a 'style' of facial hair for everyone's face. Seems like one of those mental shortcuts really stupid people use so they can go back to watching staged reality shows.

If i could, i would totally go Friendly Mutton Chops.


Star-Burns.
 
2012-05-29 10:50:51 AM  

GDubDub: Where's all the outrage for the cop that shot an obviously unarmed man?


Hmm... Can you describe the officer's facial hair please? It will directly influence my level of rage.
 
2012-05-29 10:54:20 AM  

Silly Jesus: I'm not saying it was excited delirium, but it was excited delirium.

"Excited delirium is a condition that manifests as a combination of delirium, psychomotor agitation, anxiety, hallucinations, speech disturbances, disorientation, violent and bizarre behavior, insensitivity to pain, elevated body temperature, and superhuman strength."

Encountering these guys is fun. They are always naked (see: elevated body temperature) usually talking a mile a minute about crazy shiat and have super retard strength.

/link is to Wiki article


That shiat is not good...
 
2012-05-29 10:56:52 AM  

WienerButt: Pictures are making their rounds on Nofacebook. Not sure how they've lasted considering the extreme graphic nature. Boobs, however, are almost immediately removed if they garner enough attention.

The only ones I've seen are the crime scene itself with the two guys cuddling and then a close up of the victims....face.


That's quite an...um...interesting picture.
 
2012-05-29 10:58:45 AM  

Silly Jesus: WienerButt: Pictures are making their rounds on Nofacebook. Not sure how they've lasted considering the extreme graphic nature. Boobs, however, are almost immediately removed if they garner enough attention.

The only ones I've seen are the crime scene itself with the two guys cuddling and then a close up of the victims....face.

That's quite an...um...interesting picture.


Yeah. It looks like the chimp attack lady except obviously fresher wounds and all you see is a beard. Definitely a hobo beard, not sure what the hell classifies it simply as a goatee.
 
2012-05-29 11:01:09 AM  

WienerButt: Pictures are making their rounds on Nofacebook. Not sure how they've lasted considering the extreme graphic nature. Boobs, however, are almost immediately removed if they garner enough attention.

The only ones I've seen are the crime scene itself with the two guys cuddling and then a close up of the victims....face.


link?
 
2012-05-29 11:03:12 AM  

Silly Jesus: Oh, I agree with what you're saying, I'm just saying that "excited delirium" seems to be a different kind of animal. It has components of other things, but what I've seen of it is worse than the worst cases of the components themselves.


Well, even in the DSM, the demarcation between disorders is sometimes very tough to call. Even in the case of the two disorders I've mention, confusion (even among professional psychiatric folks) is pretty common. A bipolar individual in a suitably manic phase can closely resemble a Schizophrenic in many ways, right down to the hallucinations.

All I'm suggesting is that there may be a reason this "excited delirium" isn't recognized, and I'm guessing because it's a moniker first of all given by individuals that aren't doctors or psychologists.

As a for-instance, people talk a lot about "Split Personality" like it's a real medical thing. It's not. And even in the cases that moniker is used, there is NEVER only two or three "personalities" as is often reported. This is the result of people who aren't trained trying to play armchair psychiatrist. As I said, even among the real professionals, there can be confusion over critical details.

Likely this folds into something that already exists in the DSM IV, in cases where it's verifiable.


And again, lets not forget bath salts. People in drug-induced states can often be capable of extreme strength and/or resistance to deterrents without having any other underlying issues. Rodney King himself was, from my understanding, only drunk. Granted he was drunk to the Nth power, but still, only common alcohol.

And when you combine that with an already underlying disorder (for the record, Paranoid Schizophrenia can go undiagnosed for DECADES, if not indefinately), it generally only makes the whole situation much, much worse. It's usually the undiagnosed ones that are into "self-medicating".
 
2012-05-29 11:03:14 AM  

Confabulat: What remained was his goatee and little else.

Note to goateed guys: Even crazed naked face-eating guys think they are distasteful.


If only that poor man had a goatee over his entire face!
 
2012-05-29 11:05:46 AM  
The media and police will demonize the weed "drug" possesstion, suggesting it helped lead to this. Really it was probably the only thing that calmed his mind down in his crazy moments.
 
2012-05-29 11:07:16 AM  
Can we all just agree to start the rumor here that Travon was a Zombie, so Zimmerman shooting him was not just permissible but necessary?
 
2012-05-29 11:08:31 AM  

Psylence: PCP. What else could it be??


Possibly a homemade substitute known as Purple Drank, lean, DXM or sizzurp.

It's made with cough syrup (codeine, promethazine), and either a carbonated soft drink (originally Sprite) or fruit juice. The typical concoction also adds Jolly Rancher candies or Skittles.

It's cheap, widely available, and chronic use will render the person prone to dissociative episodes, paranoia, aggression, psychotic breaks and largely impervious to pain.
 
2012-05-29 11:08:40 AM  

cryinoutloud: I can think of many mental diagnoses that include paranoia and a constant feeling of being victimized. And they still don't eat peoples' faces.


I can think of as many that do include those features.

That said, Paranoid Schizophrenics can be hard to spot (see above), because of the nature of the disorder, they tend to have a knack for being reclusive and secretive. They tend to avoid socializing with people, for obvious reasons.

Again, not an expert, I just think it's funny that people describe someone in a way that sounds suspiciously like a well-publicized psychiatric disorder, and then say "I don't think they have a mental problem". She didn't say "I ain't a head-shrink" at any time, nor prudently deny the reporter a professional analysis coming from a non-professional, and I'm guessing her paradigm of what's "normal behavior" for people might be slightly skewed.
 
2012-05-29 11:11:07 AM  

Phinn: Psylence: PCP. What else could it be??

Possibly a homemade substitute known as Purple Drank, lean, DXM or sizzurp.

It's made with cough syrup (codeine, promethazine), and either a carbonated soft drink (originally Sprite) or fruit juice. The typical concoction also adds Jolly Rancher candies or Skittles.

It's cheap, widely available, and chronic use will render the person prone to dissociative episodes, paranoia, aggression, psychotic breaks and largely impervious to pain.


possibly a powder. also known as cocaine, methamphetamine, PCP, heroin, ketamine, or mephedrone
 
2012-05-29 11:12:00 AM  

Silly Jesus: I'm not saying it was excited delirium, but it was excited delirium.

"Excited delirium is a condition that manifests as a combination of delirium, psychomotor agitation, anxiety, hallucinations, speech disturbances, disorientation, violent and bizarre behavior, insensitivity to pain, elevated body temperature, and superhuman strength."


Incredible Hulk?
 
2012-05-29 11:12:29 AM  
What everyone here is forgetting is that today is International Zombie Day.
 
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