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(Denver Post)   In new TV ads, Coors admits, "I'm not a beer"   (blogs.denverpost.com) divider line 20
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2012-05-29 10:21:25 AM
Republican product identification. Never associate yourself with the party name.
 
2012-05-29 10:29:25 AM
And neither is the product you sell Joe.
 
2012-05-29 10:36:41 AM
If you have to defend yourself in a tv ad, you've already lost.

/still not a witch
 
2012-05-29 10:49:29 AM
Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."
 
2012-05-29 11:01:37 AM

verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."


More like "I don't drink beer, but I do know the owners of MillerCoors and InBev, and they tell me their voting workers drink the beverage."
 
2012-05-29 11:28:40 AM
Ah yes, another "government spending is evil" dumbass. Show us your tax returns, asshole.
 
2012-05-29 11:42:04 AM
That's okay. Colorado's no longer part of the west anymore.

/There's a small pocket of it left somewhere in Utah but shhhhh...
 
2012-05-29 11:47:20 AM

verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."


And the cans are just the right height.
 
2012-05-29 01:09:11 PM
"Here in Golden, I helped build the largest technical ceramics company in the world."

And that bubbly liquid that your family's business packages and sells... it's some sort of industrial byproduct of the ceramics-making process?
 
2012-05-29 01:29:59 PM
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Is he like Joe Isuzu?
 
2012-05-29 01:30:53 PM

poot_rootbeer: And that bubbly liquid that your family's business packages and sells... it's some sort of industrial byproduct of the ceramics-making process?


Actually, the other way around -- the ceramics business was a byproduct of prohibition.
 
2012-05-29 02:52:41 PM

Donnchadha: Actually, the other way around -- the ceramics business was a byproduct of prohibition.


Now that Prohibition's been repealed for almost 80 years, does Coors plan to get back into making beer, or...?
 
2012-05-29 03:18:13 PM

Donnchadha: Actually, the other way around -- the ceramics business was a byproduct of prohibition.


Dad used to buy a lot of their ceramic substrates. He went to another supplier once and got a call from Joe asking why he swapped suppliers. Dad's reply of "Your beers flat and your ceramics aren't" had Joe laughing his head off.
 
2012-05-29 03:35:28 PM

FormlessOne: verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

More like "I don't drink beer, but I do know the owners of MillerCoors and InBev, and they tell me their voting workers drink the beverage."


I see you're drinking a can of Coors. Really sprung for the big bucks, didn't ya?
 
2012-05-29 03:58:00 PM

Communist_Manifesto: And neither is the product you sell Joe.


Yeah, I'd guess a technical ceramics company wouldn't sell beer, but thanks for the observation Cap'n Obvious.
 
2012-05-29 03:58:55 PM

Boxcutta: verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

And the cans are just the right height.


To be fair they're slightly taller than blue/blue light and I believe bud also, and I prefer them that way.
 
2012-05-29 04:03:00 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Ah yes, another "government spending is evil" dumbass. Show us your tax returns, asshole.


Are you concerned he might not be successful enough to lead in the public sector?
 
2012-05-29 06:48:46 PM

squegeebooo: Boxcutta: verbaltoxin: Mitt Romney, "I don't drink beer, but I have seen it a few times and it looks quite golden and delicious. It's just the right color of yellow too."

And the cans are just the right height.

To be fair they're slightly taller than blue/blue light and I believe bud also, and I prefer them that way.


The Romney camp immediately put out a press release clarifying Governor Romney's commitment to personal liberties and being able to choose whatever beer is right for them...as long as it's not Schmidt's Gay.
 
2012-05-29 09:58:20 PM
img1.fark.net tag seen fleeing the scene

/some broad was touring around the local watering hole giving away free tee-shirts and pints of Coors Light; she handed the pint to him and he downed it in about 1.7 seconds; she gives him the tee shirt...he hands it to me. I toss it in the 55-gal lined trash can by the entrance.

/cs, b
 
2012-05-30 02:51:24 PM
Where's the Billy Beer?
 
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