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(New York Daily News)   When you're 90 years old, you probably wish some nice young lady will come by your house so you can get some fresh air. Just not this one   (nydailynews.com) divider line 85
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2012-05-29 12:18:17 AM  
Dear diary: jackpot
 
2012-05-29 12:19:59 AM  
"I never heard brakes," said next-door neighbor Kimberly Steinberg, who called 911.

"She never hit the brakes, and she was liftin' beers ..."
 
2012-05-29 01:15:31 AM  
Man, that chick was loaded on niacin too, it looks like
 
2012-05-29 05:00:35 AM  
I'd hit it, but someone beat me to it.
 
2012-05-29 05:01:32 AM  
Bloody and Drunk in Brooklyn...or am I repeating myself...twice?
 
2012-05-29 05:02:22 AM  

Ender's: Man, that chick was loaded on niacin too, it looks like


She looks like she has a stasis dermatitis ulcer on her face.
 
2012-05-29 05:02:27 AM  

Another Government Employee: I'd hit it, but someone beat me to it.


Yeah, that tree in the backyard.
 
2012-05-29 05:03:54 AM  
She took a CONVERTIBLE THROUGH A HOUSE and escaped with minor facial injuries??!!?!?

Damn, that's one hard-headed pissed-up chick!
 
2012-05-29 05:04:27 AM  
That tree farked her ass UP.

/Don't drink and drive kids
 
Skr
2012-05-29 05:08:03 AM  
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Sometimes facial expressions are enough to want to kick a person in the ass. This is one of those times.

Amazing that it was completely through the house and out the otherside. Everyone involved is lucky to be alive.
 
2012-05-29 05:11:07 AM  
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Horry-wood!
 
2012-05-29 05:19:04 AM  
FTA: "Oh, my God! This is not like her. I don't know what's going on," the shaken-up mother said. "She doesn't have a car in the city. I don't know whose it is."


She'll keep calling me, she'll keep calling me until I come over. She'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. shiat...

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2012-05-29 05:35:05 AM  
That Benz makes a much narrower hole than I'd have guessed.
 
2012-05-29 05:43:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: That Benz makes a much narrower hole than I'd have guessed.


Is this some veiled "the hole in the Pentagon was too small to have been made by that fuselage" comment?

Because if it is, shame on you.
 
2012-05-29 05:56:25 AM  
"She likes to have fun after the job, but nothing crazy," the friend added.

Unless you consider getting drunk and driving right through an old man's house crazy. It's all relative, really.
 
2012-05-29 05:58:19 AM  

miss diminutive: AverageAmericanGuy: That Benz makes a much narrower hole than I'd have guessed.

Is this some veiled "the hole in the Pentagon was too small to have been made by that fuselage" comment?

Because if it is, shame on you.


Not sure where that's from; besides, I'm sure the Pentagon was built to be far more blast resistant than this gentleman's house (and look how well that worked out for either). Now my question is, when they rebuilt the Pentagon, did they double up on the number of bathrooms again (originally this was done due to local segregation laws)?
 
2012-05-29 06:02:47 AM  
The drivers insurance company has allotted 3 2x4's, 2 entire sheets of drywall and a medium bucket of spackle and cut the homeowner a check for $27.80 and insisted the homeowner sign a document indicating this is "full payment" after they did a search of comparable home fix-it jobs in the neighborhood.
 
2012-05-29 06:37:44 AM  
How many fresh airs are there? Why wouldn't I want this particular one?
 
2012-05-29 06:38:16 AM  

Fizpez: The drivers insurance company has allotted 3 2x4's, 2 entire sheets of drywall and a medium bucket of spackle and cut the homeowner a check for $27.80 and insisted the homeowner sign a document indicating this is "full payment" after they did a search of comparable home fix-it jobs in the neighborhood.


ha! must have my insurance carrier. gottdammsunsabeaches

-- looks like Mom had her own little Law & Order style uncomfortable wake up clueless parent interview. always the last to know.
 
2012-05-29 06:59:24 AM  

Skr: [assets.nydailynews.com image 200x250]

Sometimes facial expressions are enough to want to kick a person in the ass. This is one of those times.

Amazing that it was completely through the house and out the otherside. Everyone involved is lucky to be alive.


Yeah, I was thinking that as well. I'm not one for violence against women but that's a very punchable facial expression given what she's just done.
 
2012-05-29 07:15:20 AM  
Meanwhile in Buffalo... there's been a rash of car-building collisions.

This one was the latest.
 
2012-05-29 07:15:32 AM  
Oh, my God! This is not like her.

crime.org
 
2012-05-29 07:17:59 AM  
You would think a woman named Sophia would have shown a little more wisdom.
 
2012-05-29 07:18:46 AM  

Skr: [assets.nydailynews.com image 200x250]

Sometimes facial expressions are enough to want to kick a person in the ass. This is one of those times.

Amazing that it was completely through the house and out the otherside. Everyone involved is lucky to be alive.


Yep. That expression just screams, "I'm a self-entitled coont who doesn't care about anything else in life but ME ME ME."
 
2012-05-29 07:21:05 AM  
FTFA - "Oh, my God! This is not like her. I don't know what's going on," the shaken-up mother said. "She doesn't have a car in the city. I don't know whose it is."

Anderson, who grew up in the tony Connecticut town of Deep River, left for the city two years ago, her mother said. She moved from Queens to Harlem to her current digs in Bushwick, Brooklyn - all the while working and applying to schools.



Pretty-ish young woman so soused she crashes into a home while driving a super expensive car that her mother doesn't know about? Five bucks says she's either working as a prostitute and/or a drug runner and Mom knows NOTHING about this.
 
2012-05-29 07:34:49 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: That Benz makes a much narrower hole than I'd have guessed.


Thats because people who drive Mercedes have really tight assholes. Helps hold the stick in.
Did I say "Have"? I ment "Are".


♪Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz-shaped hole in my house♫
 
2012-05-29 07:38:29 AM  
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-05-29 07:41:07 AM  
Anyone else see the Betty Ford Center add at the top of this page?
 
2012-05-29 07:47:56 AM  
That is the worst case of herpes I have ever seen.
 
2012-05-29 07:55:02 AM  
A boozed-up driver

Is that it? Boozed-up? It that the best you can come up with?

How about "snot-slinging, stiff-legged, falling-down drunk", for starters?

Where have your descriptors gone?

and yeah, whew! what a case of Herbies eww
 
2012-05-29 07:55:39 AM  
See what happens when they issue a driver's license to anyone under thirty!
I wonder if the 96 yr. old dude Farked her?
 
2012-05-29 08:17:40 AM  
And of course the smiling biatch gets away with only a few scratches. Why do these assholes never die in the accident?

I also like how her mother immediately claims her snowflake is not like that and blames the influence of her friends.
 
2012-05-29 08:30:03 AM  

Mystery Vortex: And of course the smiling biatch gets away with only a few scratches. Why do these assholes never die in the accident?

I also like how her mother immediately claims her snowflake is not like that and blames the influence of her friends.


Because mom is delusional, she doesn't want to come to reality that her daughter is a drugged up street walker. And looks to her friends as avenues to blame for her daughters poor decisons.
 
2012-05-29 08:31:10 AM  
And the crazy thing? The drunk driving may not ever get put on her record if, as the article said, she refused the breath test and refused a blood test. She'll lose her license certainly but not for terribly long. Good for her. She made the right move. Remember, if you KNOW you won't pass the test, NEVER take the test.
 
2012-05-29 08:33:36 AM  

Mystery Vortex: And of course the smiling biatch gets away with only a few scratches. Why do these assholes never die in the accident?

I also like how her mother immediately claims her snowflake is not like that and blames the influence of her friends.


Generally speaking its been shown the reason they survive is because they are so unaware of whats going on that they don't tense up and become rigid. Thus they get thrown around like a rag doll.

Also:

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2012-05-29 08:38:17 AM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: And the crazy thing? The drunk driving may not ever get put on her record if, as the article said, she refused the breath test and refused a blood test. She'll lose her license certainly but not for terribly long. Good for her. She made the right move. Remember, if you KNOW you won't pass the test, NEVER take the test.


Ummm, pretty sure there is enough circumstantial evidence to convict her of DUI jury or judge trial. The ones that usually get plead out are the ones were the driver was pulled over and showed no real signs of being intoxicated.
 
2012-05-29 08:40:30 AM  
If you're going to do something stupid, at least do it impressively well.

Nice work biatch.
 
2012-05-29 08:43:04 AM  
Well we all know the economy is bad when the 90 year old can't afford to move to Florida where this kind of nonsense never happens!
 
2012-05-29 08:43:58 AM  

Skr: Amazing that it was completely through the house and out the otherside.


It's Huntington. Most of those houses are old. That place probably wasn't up to code.

I guess she will sue the home owner for negligence.
 
2012-05-29 08:44:23 AM  

eas81: Generally speaking its been shown the reason they survive is because they are so unaware of whats going on that they don't tense up and become rigid. Thus they get thrown around like a rag doll.


I remember an episode of the A-Team where everybody got injured in a plane crash except, of course, for BA who they had drugged in order to get him on the plane and who was therefore unconscious and didn't tense up on impact.

So it must be true.
 
2012-05-29 08:44:44 AM  
Thought I'd point out that the 96 year old "dude" is actually a 96 year old dudette.
 
2012-05-29 08:45:02 AM  

Delay: That place probably wasn't up to code.


Isn't it more of a guideline?
 
2012-05-29 08:45:53 AM  
Well we all know the economy is bad when the 90 year old can't afford to move to Florida where this kind of nonsense never happens!
 
2012-05-29 08:49:49 AM  

dantheman195: Mystery Vortex: And of course the smiling biatch gets away with only a few scratches. Why do these assholes never die in the accident?

I also like how her mother immediately claims her snowflake is not like that and blames the influence of her friends.

Because mom is delusional, she doesn't want to come to reality that her daughter is a drugged up street walker. And looks to her friends as avenues to blame for her daughters poor decisons.


These are some pretty wild conclusions to jump to.

I mean, unless she has a history of getting drunk and driving through houses, this is indeed not like her. And "drugged up street walker"? Do you think it's somehow out of the ordinary for a young chick to live in Brooklyn and work as a waitress?
 
2012-05-29 08:57:02 AM  

Another Government Employee: I'd hit it, but someone beat me to it.


Came here to say exactly that.

HotWingConspiracy: Do you think it's somehow out of the ordinary for a young chick to live in Brooklyn and work as a waitress?


I do think it's unusual for a 21 year old waitress from Brooklyn to be driving a Mercedes. TFA says it isn't mommy/daddy's, so it seems likely she's turning tricks (or selling drugs) on the side.
 
2012-05-29 09:04:31 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Ender's: Man, that chick was loaded on niacin too, it looks like

She looks like she has a stasis dermatitis ulcer on her face.


Or, you know, maybe been in a car accident.
 
2012-05-29 09:08:05 AM  

clyph: Another Government Employee: I'd hit it, but someone beat me to it.

Came here to say exactly that.

HotWingConspiracy: Do you think it's somehow out of the ordinary for a young chick to live in Brooklyn and work as a waitress?

I do think it's unusual for a 21 year old waitress from Brooklyn to be driving a Mercedes. TFA says it isn't mommy/daddy's, so it seems likely she's turning tricks (or selling drugs) on the side.


These still sound like wild conclusions to me. It doesn't say she owns it or is even making payments.
 
2012-05-29 09:14:48 AM  

clyph: TFA says it isn't mommy/daddy's, so it seems likely she's turning tricks (or selling drugs) on the side.


TFA clearly states that she isn't turning at all.
 
2012-05-29 09:17:42 AM  
HotWingConspiracy:These still sound like wild conclusions to me. It doesn't say she owns it or is even making payments.

I didn't list the possibility that it's owned by her sugar daddy, because IMHO that's just a subset of turning tricks.
 
2012-05-29 09:21:28 AM  
Must have thought she was at an "In and Out" burger joint.
 
2012-05-29 09:22:16 AM  

clyph: HotWingConspiracy:These still sound like wild conclusions to me. It doesn't say she owns it or is even making payments.

I didn't list the possibility that it's owned by her sugar daddy, because IMHO that's just a subset of turning tricks.


Or she could have rented it for the weekend. Or borrowed it. Or or or

I just don't get the leap to "she's clearly a hooker that sells drugs".
 
2012-05-29 09:24:01 AM  

Rubberband Girl: FTFA - "Oh, my God! This is not like her. I don't know what's going on," the shaken-up mother said. "She doesn't have a car in the city. I don't know whose it is."

Anderson, who grew up in the tony Connecticut town of Deep River, left for the city two years ago, her mother said. She moved from Queens to Harlem to her current digs in Bushwick, Brooklyn - all the while working and applying to schools.


Pretty-ish young woman so soused she crashes into a home while driving a super expensive car that her mother doesn't know about? Five bucks says she's either working as a prostitute and/or a drug runner and Mom knows NOTHING about this.


Let's wait until the wife of the unidentified man/passenger gets involved. Lol, more stories.

clyph: HotWingConspiracy:These still sound like wild conclusions to me. It doesn't say she owns it or is even making payments.

I didn't list the possibility that it's owned by her sugar daddy, because IMHO that's just a subset of turning tricks.


I should have read this first; yep. Pretty young girl working as a waitress and applying to school gets "help" from older man.
 
2012-05-29 09:24:45 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: clyph: Another Government Employee: I'd hit it, but someone beat me to it.

Came here to say exactly that.

HotWingConspiracy: Do you think it's somehow out of the ordinary for a young chick to live in Brooklyn and work as a waitress?

I do think it's unusual for a 21 year old waitress from Brooklyn to be driving a Mercedes. TFA says it isn't mommy/daddy's, so it seems likely she's turning tricks (or selling drugs) on the side.

These still sound like wild conclusions to me. It doesn't say she owns it or is even making payments.


I think she probably was driving the unidentified dudes car because he was too drunk to drive.

/bad first date
 
2012-05-29 09:28:25 AM  

drg8r: Well we all know the economy is bad when the 90 year old can't afford to move to Florida where this kind of nonsense never happens!


Is it bad economy or an old person who can read FARK and know not to move to Florida?

I am impressed she got the car all the way through. None of that car sticking out the house for this gal. She is a through and through thoroughly drunk driver. Unless she was just buzzed driving, which would mean none this happened and neither this thread.
 
2012-05-29 09:29:01 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: clyph: HotWingConspiracy:These still sound like wild conclusions to me. It doesn't say she owns it or is even making payments.

I didn't list the possibility that it's owned by her sugar daddy, because IMHO that's just a subset of turning tricks.

Or she could have rented it for the weekend. Or borrowed it. Or or or

I just don't get the leap to "she's clearly a hooker that sells drugs".


You're not new here, that assumption is a given.
 
2012-05-29 09:30:44 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: a hooker


Hookers don't drive Mercedes. Escorts and sugarbabies do.

It's still sucking cawk for financial consideration. NTTAWWT. It's not a value judgement, just a statement of fact.
 
2012-05-29 09:36:03 AM  

clyph: Another Government Employee: I'd hit it, but someone beat me to it.

Came here to say exactly that.

HotWingConspiracy: Do you think it's somehow out of the ordinary for a young chick to live in Brooklyn and work as a waitress?

I do think it's unusual for a 21 year old waitress from Brooklyn to be driving a Mercedes. TFA says it isn't mommy/daddy's, so it seems likely she's turning tricks (or selling drugs) on the side.


That car looks to be at least 10 years old, and German luxury cars depreciate like crazy because of the high maintainence costs. It's really not uncommon for younger drivers in big Metro areas with lots of used cars to pick up old Benzes and Beemers for their first cars. Probably not the smartest choice considering the money that they'll throw at it compared to a cheap new car, but a lot of people love the status of driving around in a luxury brand.
 
2012-05-29 09:36:42 AM  

clyph: HotWingConspiracy: a hooker

Hookers don't drive Mercedes. Escorts and sugarbabies do.

It's still sucking cawk for financial consideration. NTTAWWT. It's not a value judgement, just a statement of fact.


All females that drive Mercedes are either kept women or escorts? Really? F*ck you.
 
2012-05-29 09:46:54 AM  

Dahnkster: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
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Horry-wood!


I saw this movie for the first time not too long ago, and as a result of that and your comment, my keyboard is covered in coffee.

Former friend of mine's father was killed by a driver crashing into his house a few towns over from where this happened. No one was hurt, but I still hope this chick gets violently assaulted in prison on a daily basis.
 
2012-05-29 09:47:20 AM  
it's almost as if she took the song "Captain Jack" as an instruction manual.
 
2012-05-29 09:47:42 AM  

AbbeySomeone:
All females that drive Mercedes are either kept women or escorts? Really? F*ck you.


Not all of them. Just the ones who are living far beyond their apparent means.

Mad_Radhu: That car looks to be at least 10 years old


Don't know Mercedes that well to tell model year. It looks pretty busted up, but I put that down to it having been driven through a farking house.

and German luxury cars depreciate like crazy because of the high maintainence costs. It's really not uncommon for younger drivers in big Metro areas with lots of used cars to pick up old Benzes and Beemers for their first cars. Probably not the smartest choice considering the money that they'll throw at it compared to a cheap new car, but a lot of people love the status of driving around in a luxury brand.

OK, I'll give you that.
 
2012-05-29 09:59:17 AM  

miss diminutive: AverageAmericanGuy: That Benz makes a much narrower hole than I'd have guessed.

Is this some veiled "the hole in the Pentagon was too small to have been made by that fuselage" comment?

Because if it is, shame on you.


Wtf??
 
2012-05-29 10:02:17 AM  

clyph: AbbeySomeone:
All females that drive Mercedes are either kept women or escorts? Really? F*ck you.

Not all of them. Just the ones who are living far beyond their apparent means.

Mad_Radhu: That car looks to be at least 10 years old

Don't know Mercedes that well to tell model year. It looks pretty busted up, but I put that down to it having been driven through a farking house.

and German luxury cars depreciate like crazy because of the high maintainence costs. It's really not uncommon for younger drivers in big Metro areas with lots of used cars to pick up old Benzes and Beemers for their first cars. Probably not the smartest choice considering the money that they'll throw at it compared to a cheap new car, but a lot of people love the status of driving around in a luxury brand.

OK, I'll give you that.


I drive an older one - great car, good mileage, low insurance. It's the repair and maintenance that are expensive.
 
2012-05-29 10:21:02 AM  
She's trying hard in that photo. She can't even get that eye to line up. Holy shiat.
 
2012-05-29 10:40:54 AM  

Delay: Skr: Amazing that it was completely through the house and out the otherside.

It's Huntington. Most of those houses are old. That place probably wasn't up to code.

I guess she will sue the home owner for negligence.


HA HA.... She was probably coming from Prime!

/Lives in Huntington
 
2012-05-29 10:45:27 AM  
Hawt. By the looks of her face she doesnt listen very good though.
 
2012-05-29 10:46:20 AM  
Sad part is, half of you people would still go out with her..

I'm one of them..
 
2012-05-29 11:07:21 AM  
A little rubbing compound, a good wax job, and the car will look like new. For the house, not so much.
 
2012-05-29 01:34:22 PM  

AbbeySomeone: I drive an older one - great car, good mileage, low insurance. It's the repair and maintenance that are expensive.


Yeah, they are great cars in terms of features and how they drive, but for a young driver it seems like that if you are going to spend 15-20k for a car, something brand new with a warranty is going to save you money over the long run.
 
2012-05-29 03:39:55 PM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: And the crazy thing? The drunk driving may not ever get put on her record if, as the article said, she refused the breath test and refused a blood test. She'll lose her license certainly but not for terribly long. Good for her. She made the right move. Remember, if you KNOW you won't pass the test, NEVER take the test.


Unfortunately, Texas decided to go against the 4th and 5th amendments and create "no refusal" weekends, EVERY weekend. If you refuse consent, you lose your license no matter what your BAC turns out to be, for a longer period than if you had consented. Also, you'll have a harder time getting charges reduced.
 
2012-05-29 03:57:46 PM  

lukehasnoname: Unfortunately, Texas decided to go against the 4th and 5th amendments and create "no refusal" weekends, EVERY weekend. If you refuse consent, you lose your license no matter what your BAC turns out to be, for a longer period than if you had consented. Also, you'll have a harder time getting charges reduced


Here's an idea, don't drink and drive.
 
2012-05-29 04:10:28 PM  

cig-mkr: A little rubbing compound, a good wax job, and the car will look like new. For the house, not so much.


Will that work for the girl as well?
 
2012-05-29 05:14:09 PM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: And the crazy thing? The drunk driving may not ever get put on her record if, as the article said, she refused the breath test and refused a blood test. She'll lose her license certainly but not for terribly long. Good for her. She made the right move. Remember, if you KNOW you won't pass the test, NEVER take the test.


I'm not sure about NY law, but in Georgia I'm pretty sure a blood test would be required because of the injuries.
 
2012-05-29 11:14:49 PM  

danielscissorhands: "She likes to have fun after the job, but nothing crazy," the friend added.

Unless you consider getting drunk and driving right through an old man's house crazy. It's all relative, really.


This is why you are a favorite of mine.
 
2012-05-30 06:48:17 AM  

Clint_Torres: danielscissorhands: "She likes to have fun after the job, but nothing crazy," the friend added.

Unless you consider getting drunk and driving right through an old man's house crazy. It's all relative, really.

This is why you are a favorite of mine.


Aww, shucks... thanks. That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on the internets. Not feeling so great lately, so I needed that.
 
2012-05-30 02:49:55 PM  

danielscissorhands: Clint_Torres: danielscissorhands: "She likes to have fun after the job, but nothing crazy," the friend added.

Unless you consider getting drunk and driving right through an old man's house crazy. It's all relative, really.

This is why you are a favorite of mine.

Aww, shucks... thanks. That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on the internets. Not feeling so great lately, so I needed that.


I wouldn't feel good either if I couldn't masturbate because I might accidentally snip it off.
 
2012-05-30 03:20:13 PM  
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How you doin'?

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Eh, not so good. Kind of cold in that police station.
 
2012-05-30 03:51:02 PM  

Monkey MKIII: danielscissorhands: Clint_Torres: danielscissorhands: "She likes to have fun after the job, but nothing crazy," the friend added.

Unless you consider getting drunk and driving right through an old man's house crazy. It's all relative, really.

This is why you are a favorite of mine.

Aww, shucks... thanks. That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on the internets. Not feeling so great lately, so I needed that.

I wouldn't feel good either if I couldn't masturbate because I might accidentally snip it off.


You need to go back on your meds.
It's hilarious that you don't know anything about me but you decided to get involved in a conversation that has nothing to do with you so you could tell me I have a small penis. You should be a case study in sociopathy.
 
2012-05-30 03:53:51 PM  
This user is on your ignore list. Ignored
 
2012-05-30 04:06:07 PM  
Ooh, he's funny... in the head. Small penis? What does masturbating with scissorhands leading to accidental snippage have to do with a small penis?

Even better, he then ignores me and puts an extra post in so that he cannot consider any other possibility.

/You should be a case study in sociopathy
//aaaaand... I'm done
 
2012-05-30 04:06:45 PM  
///small penis
 
2012-05-30 04:08:34 PM  

danielscissorhands: Monkey MKIII: danielscissorhands: Clint_Torres: danielscissorhands: "She likes to have fun after the job, but nothing crazy," the friend added.

Unless you consider getting drunk and driving right through an old man's house crazy. It's all relative, really.

This is why you are a favorite of mine.

Aww, shucks... thanks. That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on the internets. Not feeling so great lately, so I needed that.

I wouldn't feel good either if I couldn't masturbate because I might accidentally snip it off.

You need to go back on your meds.
It's hilarious that you don't know anything about me but you decided to get involved in a conversation that has nothing to do with you so you could tell me I have a small penis. You should be a case study in sociopathy.


Um, just guessing here, but I'm going go ahead and say the Monkey-man there was making what we around here call a "joke"... See, take a look at your login name... Now, re-read his comment... Scissor-hands... Masterbate... Snip it off... Get it?
 
2012-05-31 01:53:23 AM  

RobSeace: danielscissorhands: Monkey MKIII: danielscissorhands: Clint_Torres: danielscissorhands: "She likes to have fun after the job, but nothing crazy," the friend added.

Unless you consider getting drunk and driving right through an old man's house crazy. It's all relative, really.

This is why you are a favorite of mine.

Aww, shucks... thanks. That is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on the internets. Not feeling so great lately, so I needed that.

I wouldn't feel good either if I couldn't masturbate because I might accidentally snip it off.

You need to go back on your meds.
It's hilarious that you don't know anything about me but you decided to get involved in a conversation that has nothing to do with you so you could tell me I have a small penis. You should be a case study in sociopathy.

Um, just guessing here, but I'm going go ahead and say the Monkey-man there was making what we around here call a "joke"... See, take a look at your login name... Now, re-read his comment... Scissor-hands... Masterbate... Snip it off... Get it?


But small penis?
 
2012-05-31 06:06:22 AM  

Monkey MKIII: But small penis?


Yeah, I don't know how he jumped to the conclusion that was what you were saying... Freud might have something to say on the matter...
 
2012-05-31 09:17:44 AM  

RobSeace: Monkey MKIII: But small penis?

Yeah, I don't know how he jumped to the conclusion that was what you were saying... Freud might have something to say on the matter...


Or he might just nod his head in a sagely manner.
 
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