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Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/20 - 5/26 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-05-28 7:03:03 PM, edited 2012-05-29 1:30:02 AM (16 comments) | Permalink
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Nothing to add this week. Happy Memorial Day, everybody. Hope today has been great for you.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-05-20 to Sat 2012-05-26:

img.fark.net  New Afghan terror group called Mulla Dadullah Front emerges that is said to be worse than the Taliban. Expect even worse group to follow: Mulla Mulla Dadullah, Banana fana fo-fulla. Fee-fi mo-mulla    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Three men caught stripping stolen car. I never understood autoerotica    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Boy spends eight hours stuck between waterfalls. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he is used to    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  The inventor of the TV remote control has passed away. His body was discovered after several weeks, buried between the couch cushions    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Ancient 'cursing stone' found in Scotland associated with early Christianity and golf    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Nearly 1 in 4 teens have diabetes, awesome lunches    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Arctic rivers add toxic mercury to the Arctic Ocean. This sounds like something that came from Hg wells    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴘʜ ʀoᴀᴅ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴍᴀɴ ʀᴜɴs sᴛᴏᴘ cᴀʀ wᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ  

img.fark.net  Brazilian airline shaves a passenger from its flight, leaves him on the landing strip    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Dutch twin prostitutes, 69, serve as a harsh lesson on why you finish reading a headline before clicking    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Body found floating in Nova Scotia river stuffed in hockey bag. If this story was any more Canadian, it would be leaking maple syrup    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  "Why Do We Hate LeBron James?" That has a nice ring to it... figuratively, not literally    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Michael Vick and his fiancée announce wedding date. Couple now registered at Macy's, Bloomingdales, PetSmart    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  NFL to require knee pads for players, and ESPN when they're around Tom Brady    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Woman shows off the first brain-controlled robotic arm. Researchers can't attach the arm to men yet until they've had time to either remove all porn from the internet or really strengthen that shoulder joint    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Gamestop Expo opens to the general public. Consists of used booths from other gaming conferences    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  London Police now using mobile fingerprint scanners to help identify suspects after deciding that dental records were about as effective as using DNA information in Tennessee    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  A&E cancels "Dog the Bounty Hunter" after eight seasons, or 56 in human years    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Childrens' Art Festival expected to draw hundreds of people. Mostly with stick bodies, big heads and scribble hair    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Jenna Jameson blew a high number; also: gets DUI    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Members of Congress now have the vocabulary of 10th-graders, down a grade from five years ago, and before that Daniel Patrick Moynihan kept throwing off the curve    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Walker supported by governor. Meanwhile, Carl still won't stay in the house, Daryl is still a badass, and T-Dog doesn't have a lot to say    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  The candidate, from a Dakota state who vowed to advocate, claims no time to allocate, can't seem to delegate, won't abdicate, so the opposition will nominate someone they hope can legislate    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Data may shed light on healthcare trends, if he can ever defeat Moriarty on the holodeck    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Euro downgraded from "Sinbad" to "Carrot Top"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Tiffany profits fall short of expectations. Debbie Gibson remains strong    img.fark.net
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16 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-05-28 07:28:04 PM
helluva headline, that. No wonder there was only one this week.
 
2012-05-28 07:36:31 PM
www.macmeisters.com
 
2012-05-28 07:38:42 PM
Fail upon fail
 
2012-05-28 07:50:25 PM
can I get that on a t-shirt?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 08:08:17 PM
Quick, somebody sober up Mike.
 
2012-05-28 08:27:23 PM
And I can't get a green light, but I bet this does :)
 
2012-05-28 10:53:29 PM

calbert: can I get that on a t-shirt?


That would be a wordy shirt
 
2012-05-29 12:48:16 AM
blarg. Looking at it
 
2012-05-29 01:30:27 AM
fixed, sorry it took a bit
 
2012-05-29 10:40:19 AM
Yeah, strangeness. I processed it normally, but for some reason the system burped and it was turning off the HTML for the post. I took it and posted it on the Fark Scratchpad and it looked fine, but it was turning off HTML here. I couldn't fix it, had to wait for the cavalry to arrive.
 
2012-05-29 11:01:06 AM

cman: Fail upon fail


Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.
 
2012-05-29 11:33:13 AM

Bob16: cman: Fail upon fail

Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.


Reddit is full of unemployed college kids.

Fark is different, it's full off unemployed adults.
 
2012-05-29 11:33:49 AM
Who cannot spell.
 
2012-05-29 11:40:16 AM

Bob16: cman: Fail upon fail

Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.


Hmm, just spent a few minutes checking out your precious reddit...it sucks. Very disorganized and headlines are not really funny at all.
 
2012-05-29 11:49:13 AM
Good set of headlines this week, not one weak entry IMHO.
 
2012-05-29 02:26:46 PM

Bob16: cman: Fail upon fail

Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.


Yeah. Reddit. Right. *pats you on the head*
Run along and play Junior, the grown ups are talking here.
 
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