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Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/20 - 5/26 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-05-28 7:03:03 PM, edited 2012-05-29 1:30:02 AM (16 comments) | Permalink
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Nothing to add this week. Happy Memorial Day, everybody. Hope today has been great for you.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-05-20 to Sat 2012-05-26:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  New Afghan terror group called Mulla Dadullah Front emerges that is said to be worse than the Taliban. Expect even worse group to follow: Mulla Mulla Dadullah, Banana fana fo-fulla. Fee-fi mo-mulla    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Three men caught stripping stolen car. I never understood autoerotica    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Boy spends eight hours stuck between waterfalls. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he is used to    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The inventor of the TV remote control has passed away. His body was discovered after several weeks, buried between the couch cushions    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Ancient 'cursing stone' found in Scotland associated with early Christianity and golf    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Nearly 1 in 4 teens have diabetes, awesome lunches    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Arctic rivers add toxic mercury to the Arctic Ocean. This sounds like something that came from Hg wells    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴘʜ ʀoᴀᴅ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴍᴀɴ ʀᴜɴs sᴛᴏᴘ cᴀʀ wᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ  

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Brazilian airline shaves a passenger from its flight, leaves him on the landing strip    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Dutch twin prostitutes, 69, serve as a harsh lesson on why you finish reading a headline before clicking    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Body found floating in Nova Scotia river stuffed in hockey bag. If this story was any more Canadian, it would be leaking maple syrup    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  "Why Do We Hate LeBron James?" That has a nice ring to it... figuratively, not literally    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Michael Vick and his fiancée announce wedding date. Couple now registered at Macy's, Bloomingdales, PetSmart    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  NFL to require knee pads for players, and ESPN when they're around Tom Brady    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Woman shows off the first brain-controlled robotic arm. Researchers can't attach the arm to men yet until they've had time to either remove all porn from the internet or really strengthen that shoulder joint    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Gamestop Expo opens to the general public. Consists of used booths from other gaming conferences    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  London Police now using mobile fingerprint scanners to help identify suspects after deciding that dental records were about as effective as using DNA information in Tennessee    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  A&E cancels "Dog the Bounty Hunter" after eight seasons, or 56 in human years    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Childrens' Art Festival expected to draw hundreds of people. Mostly with stick bodies, big heads and scribble hair    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Jenna Jameson blew a high number; also: gets DUI    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Members of Congress now have the vocabulary of 10th-graders, down a grade from five years ago, and before that Daniel Patrick Moynihan kept throwing off the curve    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Walker supported by governor. Meanwhile, Carl still won't stay in the house, Daryl is still a badass, and T-Dog doesn't have a lot to say    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The candidate, from a Dakota state who vowed to advocate, claims no time to allocate, can't seem to delegate, won't abdicate, so the opposition will nominate someone they hope can legislate    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Data may shed light on healthcare trends, if he can ever defeat Moriarty on the holodeck    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Euro downgraded from "Sinbad" to "Carrot Top"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Tiffany profits fall short of expectations. Debbie Gibson remains strong    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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16 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-05-28 07:28:04 PM  
helluva headline, that. No wonder there was only one this week.
 
2012-05-28 07:36:31 PM  
www.macmeisters.com
 
2012-05-28 07:38:42 PM  
Fail upon fail
 
2012-05-28 07:50:25 PM  
can I get that on a t-shirt?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 08:08:17 PM  
Quick, somebody sober up Mike.
 
2012-05-28 08:27:23 PM  
And I can't get a green light, but I bet this does :)
 
2012-05-28 10:53:29 PM  

calbert: can I get that on a t-shirt?


That would be a wordy shirt
 
2012-05-29 12:48:16 AM  
blarg. Looking at it
 
2012-05-29 01:30:27 AM  
fixed, sorry it took a bit
 
2012-05-29 10:40:19 AM  
Yeah, strangeness. I processed it normally, but for some reason the system burped and it was turning off the HTML for the post. I took it and posted it on the Fark Scratchpad and it looked fine, but it was turning off HTML here. I couldn't fix it, had to wait for the cavalry to arrive.
 
2012-05-29 11:01:06 AM  

cman: Fail upon fail


Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.
 
2012-05-29 11:33:13 AM  

Bob16: cman: Fail upon fail

Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.


Reddit is full of unemployed college kids.

Fark is different, it's full off unemployed adults.
 
2012-05-29 11:33:49 AM  
Who cannot spell.
 
2012-05-29 11:40:16 AM  

Bob16: cman: Fail upon fail

Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.


Hmm, just spent a few minutes checking out your precious reddit...it sucks. Very disorganized and headlines are not really funny at all.
 
2012-05-29 11:49:13 AM  
Good set of headlines this week, not one weak entry IMHO.
 
2012-05-29 02:26:46 PM  

Bob16: cman: Fail upon fail

Fark is losing to Reddit. I mean I like you and everything fark but you are in need of a serious update. Reddit is kicking your butt in terms of what websites have to offer.


Yeah. Reddit. Right. *pats you on the head*
Run along and play Junior, the grown ups are talking here.
 
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