i'd watch her get slammed and i'd watch her mother get slammed too.

fark off haters

. . . who?

I've maybe seen one celebrity sex tape that was worth it, and the rest have been horrible, out of focus, bad angles vanilla sex kind of tapes. The worst was Tonya Harding/Jeff Gillooly's wedding night tape. It was sexy only if you liked looking at Gillooly's taint and Tonya giving an uninspired bj.

Apos: *Whew*

this

skinink: I've maybe seen one celebrity sex tape that was worth it, and the rest have been horrible, out of focus, bad angles vanilla sex kind of tapes. The worst was Tonya Harding/Jeff Gillooly's wedding night tape. It was sexy only if you liked looking at Gillooly's taint and Tonya giving an uninspired bj.

Some of the ones from foreign chicks are pretty great. Colin Farrel's wasn't too bad, but I had a thing for the 'actress' anyway. I generally agree though.

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh grow up.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Because People in power are Stupid: Oh grow up.

White knighting Melissa Rivers? Huh.

It's one of her Mom's tag lines.

What the hell are you talking, subby? This is the reason the tape gets released. Now that they aren't dating he has no reason not to release it. And he's a porn producer, you know he filmed it at least once.

"Oh hell no, not even with a stolen dick."

Too funny!

I love JAPS - I'd jerk it to Melissa in a heartbeat.

Maybe a decade ago.

spongeboob: The Fark ready headline was funny.

Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?


Challenge Accepted.

That dude has farked some of the hottest women in porn and can continue to do so if he wanted. Why would he humiliate himself by dating that ugly coont?

spongeboob: The Fark ready headline was funny.

Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?

Rosie O'Donnel and Roseanne come to mind off the top of my head. If you go with men, well that just opens up a whole crapton.

There are quite a few celebs I wouldn't want to see naked. Courtney Love is one that comes to mind. That woman is so disgusting. I can only imagine all the diseases she has had over the years. To think she used to be kind of pretty. Then she went nutso for the drugs & ruined what looks she had. I shudder to think what that sex tape would be like.

I had such a thing for Colin Ferrell. His sex tape was such a let down. First off he had shaved his head & he looks MUCH better with hair. Second I remember it being very vanilla. If you're going to tape yourself having sex at least have fun with it.

Another DO NOT WANT is Dustin Diamond. I know he has a tape that came out & I refuse to watch it. If I ever feel the need to become bulemic I'll give it a shot.

buckeyebrain: spongeboob: The Fark ready headline was funny.

Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?

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Challenge Accepted.

I dunno, if it was girl/girl I'd at least turn it on.

The_Sponge: spongeboob: Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?


Susan Boyle
Phyllis Diller
Hillary Clinton

Gabourey Sidibe

pstawicki: "Oh hell no, not even with a stolen dick."

Too funny!

I love JAPS - I'd jerk it to Melissa in a heartbeat.

This, basically. I even have a few scenarios as to what she should do in her tape. I'm a sick fark.

/however, none involve animals
//or 1 cup
///or Joan

The_Sponge: spongeboob: Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?


Susan Boyle
Phyllis Diller
Hillary Clinton

Oh man, can you imagine those cankles slapping the sides of your head?
Boy howdy, we're gonna need another bottle of scotch, hun!

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh grow throw up.

FTFY

She's kinda fun if you stick a bellows in her ass and puff up her plastic surgery scars. Clean off the tip of your bellows afterwards. Her butt juice is like Tang the astronauts left on the Moon.

PizzaJedi81: The_Sponge: spongeboob: Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?


Susan Boyle
Phyllis Diller
Hillary Clinton

Gabourey Sidibe

Carrot Top

Dahnkster: Gabourey Sidibe

Carrot Top

Together.

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh grow up.

Oh, come on, the headline in TFA is the kind of thing you spend four years in college and another decade working up to editor just so you can write it.

dopeydwarf: Because People in power are Stupid: Oh grow up.

You fail

Scottybobotty: Because People in power are Stupid: Oh grow up.

You fail, too

Old Man Winter: Dahnkster: PizzaJedi81: The_Sponge: spongeboob: Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?


Susan Boyle
Phyllis Diller
Hillary Clinton

Gabourey Sidibe

Carrot Top

Meh. I'd be interested in how the steroids hit his junk.

/met him in a bar once.
//he was not there for a show
///he was just sitting alone at an 8 person table.

That is one sad story. Just shows you money can't buy you everything.

Adding to the list:

Madonna - Saw her recent naked pics. It wasn't pretty.
Dog the Bounty Hunter & his wife Beth. - I shudder at that one.
Rush Limbaugh - Even if he wasn't a total douche he's still no prize.
Howard Stern

There are plenty of others but I don't want to even picture them having sex.

/off to go throw up now
//This thread is going to give me nightmares

nimawai: There are quite a few celebs I wouldn't want to see naked. Courtney Love is one that comes to mind. That woman is so disgusting. I can only imagine all the diseases she has had over the years. To think she used to be kind of pretty. Then she went nutso for the drugs & ruined what looks she had. I shudder to think what that sex tape would be like.

I've wanted to throat punch Scott Weiland after reading him talking about a drug fueled weekend that featured her walking around in various stages of undress.

Severina Vučković.

The tape is spectacular (for the genre).

ChubbyTiger: Severina Vučković.

The tape is spectacular (for the genre).

This.

I'd hit it...

/so would you.

nimawai: Old Man Winter: Dahnkster: PizzaJedi81: The_Sponge: spongeboob: Is there really any celebrity whose sex tape would have no takers?


Susan Boyle
Phyllis Diller
Hillary Clinton

Gabourey Sidibe

Carrot Top

Meh. I'd be interested in how the steroids hit his junk.

/met him in a bar once.
//he was not there for a show
///he was just sitting alone at an 8 person table.

That is one sad story. Just shows you money can't buy you everything.

Adding to the list:

Madonna - Saw her recent naked pics. It wasn't pretty.
Dog the Bounty Hunter & his wife Beth. - I shudder at that one.
Rush Limbaugh - Even if he wasn't a total douche he's still no prize.
Howard Stern

There are plenty of others but I don't want to even picture them having sex.

/off to go throw up now
//This thread is going to give me nightmares

Dunno if they're "celebrities" (maybe in the very loosest sense of the word) but I nominate Harry Knowles and Bruce Vilanch.

four95: I'd hit it...

/so would you.

I wouldn't but just because of who her ex is. No telling what she picked up from that guy. Half the reason you become a porn producer is auditions.

PizzaJedi81:

Gabourey Sidibe