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(Tulsa World)   Apparently there's no mandatory retirement age for burglars. w/classic mugshot   (tulsaworld.com) divider line 50
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2012-05-28 10:20:01 PM  
My 85 year old grandpa looks healthier and more vibrant than that 65 year old.
 
2012-05-28 10:20:28 PM  
Lock him up and throw away the key. He's proven his worth to society.
 
2012-05-28 10:21:10 PM  
Holy crap, Batman, that dude's a new kinda ugly!
 
2012-05-28 10:22:21 PM  
Old Man Smithers?!?
 
2012-05-28 10:22:51 PM  
www.tulsaworld.com

images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-28 10:23:28 PM  
It seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.
 
2012-05-28 10:24:56 PM  
That is the hardest 65 I've ever seen.
 
2012-05-28 10:28:31 PM  
Retirement age? He probably doesn't have a cent to his name and would be better off in jail. I'd like to see the short list of businesses that would hire a 65 year old with 10 felonies to his name.
 
2012-05-28 10:31:42 PM  

madden101: [www.tulsaworld.com image 624x468]

[images.wikia.com image 485x210]


LOL I came here to point out this very connection, kudos on beating me to it friend!
 
2012-05-28 10:32:15 PM  
Dortmunder has fallen on hard times since Donald Westlake died.

/obscure?
//surely not
///i hope he called May from the slam. she won't need to pick up quite as many groceries at the Safeway.
 
2012-05-28 10:35:25 PM  

Atomic Spunk: My 85 year old grandpa looks healthier and more vibrant than that 65 year old.


My 84 year old father's grandfather looks better than that!

He died in 1927
 
2012-05-28 10:36:40 PM  
This is a photo of him not giving a shiat. What's the law gonna do to him that hasn't been done already?
 
2012-05-28 10:37:20 PM  

this_is_ace: Dortmunder has fallen on hard times since Donald Westlake died.

/obscure?
//surely not
///i hope he called May from the slam. she won't need to pick up quite as many groceries at the Safeway.


Not obscure in the least.

/It's probably Andy's fault
 
2012-05-28 10:49:25 PM  
Deckard Cain got out of the identifying item business for this?
 
2012-05-28 10:58:19 PM  
Cool! I think that I just found my long lost ma!
 
2012-05-28 11:00:07 PM  
Why oh why is there a strip of green on his mustache underneath a nostril?
 
2012-05-28 11:04:05 PM  
Leonard Dewayne White

This part is helpful, because I assume anyone named "Dewayne" is black.
 
2012-05-28 11:10:03 PM  

KangTheMad: Why oh why is there a strip of green on his mustache underneath a nostril?


It isn't green, it's yellow-orange. From smoking, I would guess.
 
2012-05-28 11:12:18 PM  
Hoom, hoom, let's not be hasty, officer.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-28 11:12:28 PM  
Dad! You gotta do someting about that deviated septum. And quit smoking already!
 
2012-05-28 11:13:47 PM  

madden101: [www.tulsaworld.com image 624x468]

[images.wikia.com image 485x210]


Hah, good catch. Somehow my mind went elsewhere.
 
2012-05-28 11:14:34 PM  
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Funny, your site loaded up and I was reading TFA just fine before this message popped up...

/Guess that's one more "news" site I can safely ignore.
 
2012-05-28 11:15:01 PM  
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I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me home?
 
2012-05-28 11:23:44 PM  
Aqualung, my friend
 
2012-05-28 11:24:39 PM  

Honest Bender: JavaScript Required

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Funny, your site loaded up and I was reading TFA just fine before this message popped up...

/Guess that's one more "news" site I can safely ignore.


They haven't yet rolled out the <noscript> tag in Tulsa.
 
2012-05-28 11:32:50 PM  
Poor soul is just waiting for his date with Mr Black.
A lot of hurt on that face.
 
2012-05-28 11:35:29 PM  

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Funny, your site loaded up and I was reading TFA just fine before this message popped up...

/Guess that's one more "news" site I can safely ignore.


Yep.

One of the most annoying farking things on the internet.
 
2012-05-28 11:41:26 PM  

Atomic Spunk: My 85 year old grandpa looks healthier and more vibrant than that 65 year old.


atomic-age: That is the hardest 65 I've ever seen.


those. hell i'm (almost) 70 and much younger and better looking than that. of course i hadn't spent years in jail so that helps.

i'd like to know where he came up with the bail. even the 10%.
 
2012-05-28 11:47:55 PM  
No bars, no burglar alarms. They should be prosecuted for incitement. It makes me weep when I think I used to do banks, bullion vaults. What am I doing now? Breaking into paper bags.
 
2012-05-28 11:53:24 PM  
Homicides 18
Rape 85
Aggravated Assault 787
Burglary 1,833
Larceny 3,327
Auto Theft 845
Robberies 310


That's quite the rap sheet.
 
2012-05-28 11:55:13 PM  
Did he wear sneakers? For sneaking?
 
2012-05-28 11:58:12 PM  

phrenicmonkey: This is a photo of him not giving a shiat. What's the law gonna do to him that hasn't been done already?


Feed and house him until he dies. Bonus if he likes getting butt sex and sucking dick, but he's ugly and old enough it probably won't be forced on him.
 
2012-05-29 12:33:19 AM  
"Go down a rope in the middle of the night? If I could do that, I'd be the star of my AARP meetings."

www.thefilmpalace.com
 
2012-05-29 12:35:58 AM  
He's reviewing.....the situation.

/obscure, I bet
 
2012-05-29 12:46:17 AM  

skinink: Retirement age? He probably doesn't have a cent to his name and would be better off in jail. I'd like to see the short list of businesses that would hire a 65 year old with 10 felonies to his name.


So he really has no choice in occupations does he? His middle name is DeWayne, he was cursed from birth.
He should have been stealing moisturizer.
 
2012-05-29 01:06:30 AM  

atomic-age: That is the hardest 65 I've ever seen.


How many drugs over how many years must it have taken...?
 
2012-05-29 01:12:03 AM  

Son of Tom: He's reviewing.....the situation.

/obscure, I bet


The Mikado?
 
2012-05-29 01:16:44 AM  
Bad Santa.
 
2012-05-29 01:20:58 AM  
blog.nextdayflyers.com
 
2012-05-29 01:56:01 AM  
Well, duh, they don't pay into social security or medicare, so really there's not much of a chance of ever retiring.
 
2012-05-29 01:56:08 AM  

atomic-age: That is the hardest 65 I've ever seen.


That's what I was thinkin'! The pigs musta beat him up?
 
2012-05-29 02:05:24 AM  
He is set to be on probation until 2015.

Read more from this Tulsa World article at http://www.tulsaworld.com/specialprojects/news/crimewatch/article.aspx ?subjectid=450&articleid=20120528_450_0_Aerodm586135&r=1520


If he lives that long, mo'farka looks like death!
 
2012-05-29 02:45:17 AM  

Son of Tom: He's reviewing.....the situation.

/obscure, I bet


Can a fellow be a villan all his life?

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2012-05-29 03:05:29 AM  
I'm reviewing the situation. I'm a rogue something something something ---.
 
2012-05-29 03:24:58 AM  
1) Looks 100;
2) Libs ("Oh, boo-hoo, you called me a liberal!") will likely want to give him another chance, despite 18 convictions, so no 18-strikes you're out;
3) Fark all Websites that require Javascript and or cookies to view. Please ban this site like you did FT.
 
2012-05-29 05:26:26 AM  
Alan Moore's let himself go.
 
2012-05-29 08:46:03 AM  

The Face Of Oblivion: Leonard Dewayne White

This part is helpful, because I assume anyone named "Dewayne" is black.


Oh no...that whole name, especially the Dewayne, is extremely redneck. However, you must pronounce it right, heavy emphasis on the "De"...like DEEE-wayne.

DEEE-wayne dont you be crashin yo daddies Camaro. Its a 1983 n he only got 4 more payments on it.
 
2012-05-29 09:25:06 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: this_is_ace: Dortmunder has fallen on hard times since Donald Westlake died.

/obscure?
//surely not
///i hope he called May from the slam. she won't need to pick up quite as many groceries at the Safeway.

Not obscure in the least.

/It's probably Andy's fault


it's ALWAYS Andy's fault.
 
2012-05-29 09:38:22 AM  
Well Prison does provides better care than most retirements homes
 
2012-05-29 11:28:21 AM  
www.tulsaworld.com

White has spent 18 years in prison since 1982, including from 2009 to July 2011, records show.

He was convicted of grand larceny in 1982, 1994 and 1996; drug possession in 1999, 2005 and twice in 2009; and three counts of possessing a stolen vehicle in 2009, according to Department of Corrections records.


It's good to see a man dedicated to his profession. You don't see that in the kids these days.
 
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