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(io9)   10 perfectly logical reasons Superman's a dick   (io9.com) divider line 91
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2012-05-28 03:56:33 PM
Unrelated:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-28 04:08:31 PM
I don' think anyone actually thought Superman was a dick in those comics. But the comic covers are hilarious. Even more so for how misleading they are.

Superman is a creep though. In the latest movie he just floats around spying into women's houses. wtf
 
2012-05-28 04:12:17 PM
Supes knows how to keep his biatches in line...

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

Also, no fat chicks!

images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-28 04:27:54 PM
Roook:

Superman is a creep though. In the latest movie he just floats around spying into women's houses. wtf


The less that's said of that abomination,the better.
 
2012-05-28 05:10:50 PM
Hey look, someone on io9 discovered Superdickery.com.
 
2012-05-28 05:13:24 PM
He uses his X-ray vision to determine which lottery scratch-off tickets are winners, and which are losers, and then he only buys the winners.
 
2012-05-28 05:14:09 PM
Hmm...io9, plus the "Superdickery" meme?

No, that's too much hipster douche. Pass.
 
2012-05-28 05:23:24 PM
Superman wants to kiss her anyways, because he's always been curious what it would feel like to kiss a woman with a moustache.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?
 
2012-05-28 05:36:35 PM
images.spidersparlor.com
 
2012-05-28 05:41:48 PM

verbaltoxin: Hey look, someone on io9 discovered Superdickery.com.


Except Superdickery.com presents the covers as is, with no context explained. The article gives the context of the covers, explaining why it only looks like he's being a dick.
 
TKM
2012-05-28 05:54:33 PM
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html#Reprinted
 
2012-05-28 05:54:34 PM
You know, I work in a comic book store.
I've read Superman since I was 16.
The first Superman movie is one of my favorites.

That said, the new reboot has taken away his humbleness and seems to me made him a dick.
They suck.
BTW, nice popped collar, D-bag.
 
2012-05-28 05:55:05 PM
perfectly logical reasons

What happens is that the Weather Wizard hits Superman with a special type of lightning that causes Kryptonians to go into a murderous rage against the person next to them, which in this case was the Flash. However, it was not Superman that the Weather Wizard blasted, but Flash wearing a Superman mask (Superman was wearing Flash's costume).


PERFECTLY. LOGICAL.
 
2012-05-28 05:57:57 PM
half of those are Superman under some kind of mind control or a misunderstanding... Not really dickery.
 
2012-05-28 05:59:46 PM
#1 reason Superman is a dick:

Renouncing his US citizenship and saying thre American way is not enough.


/I predict Superman is the DC "hero" to come out of the closet .
 
2012-05-28 06:02:11 PM
data.whicdn.com
 
2012-05-28 06:05:02 PM
img149.imageshack.us

img73.imageshack.us

img697.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-28 06:08:51 PM
I dunno, I'd say the Magic Mxyzptlk Wife was tons hotter than Lois Lane ever was.
 
2012-05-28 06:08:55 PM
Mentat:
img697.imageshack.us

Greg Land doesn't count. He's made a career out of the one handed, porn swiping drawing style.

Land is what Liefeld could have been if Liefeld had owned a VCR when he started drawing.
 
2012-05-28 06:15:01 PM

Zombie DJ: You know, I work in a comic book store.
I've read Superman since I was 16.
The first Superman movie is one of my favorites.

That said, the new reboot has taken away his humbleness and seems to me made him a dick.
They suck.
BTW, nice popped collar, D-bag.


Has there been a trailer released yet? How do you know this?
 
2012-05-28 06:16:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Mentat:
[img697.imageshack.us image 149x194]

Greg Land doesn't count. He's made a career out of the one handed, porn swiping drawing style.

Land is what Liefeld could have been if Liefeld had owned a VCR when he started drawing.


I would still take Land 100x over Liefeld because at least his characters look human.
I just saw his new take on Deathstroke.....ugh.
 
2012-05-28 06:22:20 PM
lame
 
2012-05-28 06:32:28 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Zombie DJ: You know, I work in a comic book store.
I've read Superman since I was 16.
The first Superman movie is one of my favorites.

That said, the new reboot has taken away his humbleness and seems to me made him a dick.
They suck.
BTW, nice popped collar, D-bag.

Has there been a trailer released yet? How do you know this?


I'm just waiting for them to finish off what was supposed to be the Matrix trilogy, its been how many years since those two movies now?
 
2012-05-28 06:38:11 PM

Dahnkster: [data.whicdn.com image 500x375]


Nothing homoerotic there.

Nope.

Not a thing...
 
2012-05-28 06:38:43 PM
superdickery.com
 
2012-05-28 06:39:51 PM
Superman and a number of his contemporaries appear to wear their shorts outside their pants.Their status is a bit questionable... No?
 
2012-05-28 06:45:44 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Zombie DJ: You know, I work in a comic book store.
I've read Superman since I was 16.
The first Superman movie is one of my favorites.

That said, the new reboot has taken away his humbleness and seems to me made him a dick.
They suck.
BTW, nice popped collar, D-bag.

Has there been a trailer released yet? How do you know this?


He's talking about the recent comic reboot:
insidepulse.com
 
2012-05-28 06:57:30 PM
Superman is worse than a dick!

writersgallery.com
 
2012-05-28 06:59:21 PM
What Superman being a dick may look like:

www.dynamite.net


biffbampop.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-28 07:02:34 PM

Cosmoboy: He's talking about the recent comic reboot:


I thought that was the new title "Superdouche". He'd better watch out for krypt-bro-nite.
 
2012-05-28 07:03:10 PM
Superman isn't a dick. He just prefers dick.

www.snarkycat.com

rpa.union.rpi.edu

castaniergallery.com

Darkseid likes to watch.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 07:09:59 PM

verbaltoxin: Hey look, someone on io9 discovered Superdickery.com.


And apparently decided that too many people were enjoying a joke.
 
2012-05-28 07:22:49 PM
If Superman is a dick, then what does that make The Sentry?

mimg.ugo.com


Or Hyperion?

upload.wikimedia.org

(Who seems to be a dick in every dimension.)
 
2012-05-28 07:44:37 PM
...and then the bartender says, "Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
 
2012-05-28 07:54:46 PM

BumpInTheNight: B.L.Z. Bub: Zombie DJ: You know, I work in a comic book store.
I've read Superman since I was 16.
The first Superman movie is one of my favorites.

That said, the new reboot has taken away his humbleness and seems to me made him a dick.
They suck.
BTW, nice popped collar, D-bag.

Has there been a trailer released yet? How do you know this?

I'm just waiting for them to finish off what was supposed to be the Matrix trilogy, its been how many years since those two movies now?


Two? You are mistaken my friend. There was only ONE Matix movie. Just like there was only ONE Highlander movie.
 
2012-05-28 07:58:47 PM

ZeroCorpse: If Superman is a dick, then what does that make The Sentry?

[mimg.ugo.com image 480x373]


Or Hyperion?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x466]

(Who seems to be a dick in every dimension.)


Sentry? An overpowered schizophrenic nutcase.
 
2012-05-28 08:01:39 PM
Lois Lane is OK but Lana Lang is a redhead. Superman is a Supermoron.
 
2012-05-28 08:03:26 PM
"....and the invisible man says, 'I don't know but my asshole is killing me!"
 
2012-05-28 08:04:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Mentat:
[img697.imageshack.us image 149x194]

Greg Land doesn't count. He's made a career out of the one handed, porn swiping drawing style.

Land is what Liefeld could have been if Liefeld had owned a VCR when he started drawing.


At least Land can draw feet.
 
2012-05-28 08:04:31 PM

jaytkay: Lois Lane is OK but Lana Lang is a redhead. Superman is a Supermoron.


Yep. Maxima was also a redhead.
 
2012-05-28 08:05:55 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: At least Land can draw feet.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 08:17:22 PM

texdent: Tyrone Slothrop: At least Land can draw feet.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 510x396]


Not enough pouches and tightly-spaced parallel "muscle" lines.
 
2012-05-28 08:19:05 PM

theorellior: texdent: Tyrone Slothrop: At least Land can draw feet.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 510x396]

Not enough pouches and tightly-spaced parallel "muscle" lines.


And nobody's in odd poses.

Come on, it's like you're not even trying!
 
2012-05-28 08:19:49 PM
blog.wtfconcept.com
 
2012-05-28 08:25:46 PM

Ghastly: BumpInTheNight: B.L.Z. Bub: Zombie DJ: You know, I work in a comic book store.
I've read Superman since I was 16.
The first Superman movie is one of my favorites.

That said, the new reboot has taken away his humbleness and seems to me made him a dick.
They suck.
BTW, nice popped collar, D-bag.

Has there been a trailer released yet? How do you know this?

I'm just waiting for them to finish off what was supposed to be the Matrix trilogy, its been how many years since those two movies now?

Two? You are mistaken my friend. There was only ONE Matix movie. Just like there was only ONE Highlander movie.


I count Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure as the prequel.
/and there was no bogus journey
 
2012-05-28 08:27:48 PM

TKM: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html#Reprinted


Superdick, indeed.
 
2012-05-28 08:28:38 PM
Leifeld
i.newsarama.com
 
2012-05-28 08:33:54 PM

TravisBickle62: He uses his X-ray vision to determine which lottery scratch-off tickets are winners, and which are losers, and then he only buys the winners.


He should have. Then he could have quit that bullshiat reporting job.
 
2012-05-28 08:37:27 PM

texdent: Leifeld
[i.newsarama.com image 479x720]


You know he's improved when he doesn't need to include random objects to obscure the feet. Also, why is Hawk singing along to "YMCA"?
 
2012-05-28 08:48:51 PM

Cosmoboy: He's talking about the recent comic reboot:
[insidepulse.com image 640x791]


I like it.
 
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