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(WorldNetDaily)   Former Margaret Thatcher adviser and birther goes on Geraldo Rivera's show, spouting off his crazy conspiracy. Geraldo accuses the man of "smoking crack"   (wnd.com ) divider line
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2012-05-28 11:26:42 AM  
 
2012-05-28 11:56:48 AM  
Regarding the irregularities discovered on Obama's purported birth certificate, Peck said, "I'm sure I could scan in the Declaration of Independence and find some irregularities like via Photoshop. It's fault science based on technological anomalies.

That would be interesting to do, it might shave off a few birthers. Some of them have just been misled by junk science and trolls into thinking that there is a controversy, they can be reached. It's the ones making money off it, or who are racists, that can't be reached.
 
2012-05-28 04:03:15 PM  
Rivera's guest was Lord Christopher Monckton, a prominent challenger of manmade global warming, who recently met with Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio who announced March 1 probable cause exists that Obama's birth certificate and Selective Service Cards are forgeries.

Another expert shooting down the myth of ACC. I'm glad he's on their side.
 
2012-05-28 04:06:04 PM  
WND comment threads are like 50 SkinnyHeads sitting around slinging and smearing shiat on everyone and everything in the room.
 
2012-05-28 05:15:23 PM  
To be fair the fumes released from crack -in no way cause global warming.
 
2012-05-28 06:42:14 PM  
FFS, will people stop publishing that moron's viewpoints. He's a farking idiot.
 
2012-05-28 07:02:28 PM  
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2012-05-28 07:29:51 PM  
I think it's amazing that you needs so many independent investigations to reveal a fake birth certificate. Besides, some overseas Limey needs to worry less about American affairs and more about European affairs, especially about the PIIGS that look like they will bring down the EU. Are thinks running so well in the U.K. that we have some minor monarch worried about America?
 
2012-05-28 07:33:43 PM  
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The disgusting face of disgust
 
2012-05-28 07:35:38 PM  
Crack just might make these people lucid.
 
2012-05-28 07:38:19 PM  

Slaxl: Regarding the irregularities discovered on Obama's purported birth certificate, Peck said, "I'm sure I could scan in the Declaration of Independence and find some irregularities like via Photoshop. It's fault science based on technological anomalies.

That would be interesting to do, it might shave off a few birthers. Some of them have just been misled by junk science and trolls into thinking that there is a controversy, they can be reached. It's the ones making money off it, or who are racists, that can't be reached.


I don't think it would change anyone's mind, those who still think there is a "controversy" would just claim that it was manipulated to make it appear that there were irregularities, or that the Declaration of Independence is so much older of course it shows weird things, they didn't even know about photoshop back then.
 
2012-05-28 07:41:49 PM  

spongeboob: Slaxl: Regarding the irregularities discovered on Obama's purported birth certificate, Peck said, "I'm sure I could scan in the Declaration of Independence and find some irregularities like via Photoshop. It's fault science based on technological anomalies.

That would be interesting to do, it might shave off a few birthers. Some of them have just been misled by junk science and trolls into thinking that there is a controversy, they can be reached. It's the ones making money off it, or who are racists, that can't be reached.

I don't think it would change anyone's mind, those who still think there is a "controversy" would just claim that it was manipulated to make it appear that there were irregularities, or that the Declaration of Independence is so much older of course it shows weird things, they didn't even know about photoshop back then.


The Visitors did
 
2012-05-28 07:42:15 PM  

Fart_Machine: Crack just might make these people lucid.


Or at least entertaining...
 
2012-05-28 07:45:31 PM  
Because, despite all evidence to the contrary (the COLB, the newspaper announcements, and the 'long form'), a black man named Barack Hussein Obama CAN'T be a Real American.

/This is what birthers actually believe.
 
2012-05-28 07:49:06 PM  
You just run out of explanations other than that Obama is black. It's the last possibility.
 
2012-05-28 07:50:51 PM  

LordJiro: Because, despite all evidence to the contrary (the COLB, the newspaper announcements, and the 'long form'),

thar ain't no way a ni-*bong* is President!
 
2012-05-28 07:52:38 PM  
Former Margaret Thatcher adviser and birther goes on Geraldo Rivera's show, spouting off his crazy conspiracy. Geraldo accuses the man of "smoking crack"

And not sharing...they cut that part out....
 
2012-05-28 07:53:41 PM  
Yea but has Geraldo even once considered how black the President is?
 
2012-05-28 07:54:37 PM  

skinink: I think it's amazing that you needs so many independent investigations to reveal a fake birth certificate. Besides, some overseas Limey needs to worry less about American affairs and more about European affairs, especially about the PIIGS that look like they will bring down the EU. Are thinks running so well in the U.K. that we have some minor monarch worried about America?


Britain is only marginally a part of the EU. They were allowed to retain their sovereign currency.

Yeah, kinda like Romney's employment contract with Bain.
 
2012-05-28 07:56:00 PM  
Seems like a plausible explination of birthers to me.
 
2012-05-28 07:56:28 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: Yea but has Geraldo even once considered how black the President is?


Only half-black. Can't understand the issue the birthers have with him...
 
2012-05-28 07:58:01 PM  
Could someone please explain to me what's up with Birthers who aren't even from the US? I mean, it's one thing if you're a kinda dumb, unintentionally racist redneck from a small town in Arizona where there's shiat else to do but listen to Art Bell, smoke dope and make up conspiracy theories, then I can at least sympathize with your plight.

But if you're not even from the US -- like Orly Taitz or this latest British clown -- then why are you so concerned with this specific issue in the first place? Why is this particular detail in someone else's government so interesting to you? And why now? Why didn't you question Bush's or Clinton's birth certificate?
 
2012-05-28 07:58:22 PM  

LordJiro: Because, despite all evidence to the contrary (the COLB, the newspaper announcements, and the 'long form'), a black man named Barack Hussein Obama CAN'T be a Real American.

/This is what birthers actually believe.


As Obama himself said when he released the long-form certificate, there will always be people who will believe he isn't eligible no matter what he does.

Pandering to such people is a waste of time. I really enjoyed it when he mocked them at the recent White House correspondents' dinner by winking after claiming to be born in Hawaii.
 
2012-05-28 08:05:08 PM  
I want to remind everyone that Obama is a black man who was raised by a single mother and from a poor background. Obviously people who are non WASPs and pull themselves up by the bootstraps are up to something.

/Can't trust blah people.
 
2012-05-28 08:05:11 PM  
Against my better judgment I clicked that link and was pleasantly surprised to read some actual, unbiased reporting. If I'd read it somewhere else I would never have guessed that was a WND article. Perhaps I've misjudged them...

Naah.
 
2012-05-28 08:05:38 PM  
At least troofers offered an ever-changing stream of points to their lunacy. It was dynamite. It was thermite. It was super thermite. It was pods on the undersides of the planes. There were no planes. There were three planes but the fourth one was seized by the government. Bush knew. Bush did it. Cheney did it. The Jews did it. Osama did it for the CIA. Osama didn't do it. Silverstein did it for the insurance payoff.

The birthers just have "put your fingers in your ears and chant no no no no no!". It's getting kinda boring, imo.
 
2012-05-28 08:07:11 PM  
If the birth certificate shows several errors...how again does that imply a forgery? If it was fake, the forgers would make sure it is spiffy-clean to deter anybody from thinking it is fake, and would be more spotless than a real one.
 
2012-05-28 08:13:47 PM  

nekulor: YoungSwedishBlonde: Yea but has Geraldo even once considered how black the President is?

Only half-black. Can't understand the issue the birthers have with him...


I've lived around this type all of my life. They often times hate the "half breeds" (their term not mine) more than...shiat, I don't like using their words. You know what I'm saying.
 
2012-05-28 08:15:49 PM  
[And so], in the first decade of the 21st Century, one man discovered the Americans' most profound and fatal flaw: that anyone with a vaguely British accent was perceived as more intelligent and holds the same legitimacy as many years of higher study. The Monckton Period lasted for several years until the introduction of the Jeremy Kyle Show to American networks in 2017. In all, The Monckton Period was responsible for tens of thousands of deaths (according to lower estimates) and the ascension of Piers Morgan to Commissioner of Clark County, Nevada.[1]
 
2012-05-28 08:15:57 PM  

farkityfarker: LordJiro: Because, despite all evidence to the contrary (the COLB, the newspaper announcements, and the 'long form'), a black man named Barack Hussein Obama CAN'T be a Real American.

/This is what birthers actually believe.

As Obama himself said when he released the long-form certificate, there will always be people who will believe he isn't eligible no matter what he does.

Pandering to such people is a waste of time. I really enjoyed it when he mocked them at the recent White House correspondents' dinner by winking after claiming to be born in Hawaii.


Oh, it isn't a waste of time for Obama. He's playing the birther 'tards like fiddles. They're wonderful examples of the lunacy of the Republican base, and whenever they get loud enough, you get more 'mainstream' Republicans endorsing them. That pushes the moderates further away from the Republicans.
 
2012-05-28 08:17:49 PM  
I really hope Romney can be baited into embracing the birthers. It would be the last final push into insanity this campaign season needs and deserves.
 
2012-05-28 08:23:11 PM  
This Guy is not on crack he is a real life troll.

He has claimed to be a Nobel Prize winner. Link
claims to be a member of the House of Lords, he is not.
And is a climate change denier.
 
2012-05-28 08:29:42 PM  
Geraldo wanted to know where to score.
 
2012-05-28 08:33:12 PM  

LordJiro: Because, despite all evidence to the contrary (the COLB, the newspaper announcements, and the 'long form'), a black man named Barack Hussein Obama CAN'T be a Real American.

/This is what birthers actually believe.


A clear forgery, a clear forgery, and the MSM covering for their messiah, not in that order. Where's the real proof?
 
2012-05-28 08:36:26 PM  
If Hillary Clinton and John McCain - two experienced, highly accomplished politicians with millions of dollars, thousands of staffers, all their connections, and everything to gain - could not find anything even remotely incriminating, why do these morons think they can do better?
 
2012-05-28 08:37:01 PM  

Krymson Tyde: WND comment threads are like 50 SkinnyHeads sitting around slinging and smearing shiat on everyone and everything in the room.


The comments section is wonderful

eaglesvoice
Since the system is either too slow, or unable to achieve justice for We the People, we must take matters into our own hands. Nothing will be done with This president, This Congress, or This DOJ. We have to elect a New President which will also give us a New DOJ, along with a New Congress. Maybe then something will be done to get to the Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth about Obama. Right now he has the full resources of the US government for him to hide behind, and to use against anyone who tries to get to the Truth.
 
2012-05-28 08:38:28 PM  

LordJiro: Because, despite all evidence to the contrary (the COLB, the newspaper announcements, and the 'long form'), a black man named Barack Hussein Obama CAN'T be a Real American.

/This is what birthers Republicans actually believe.


Seriously, cracker-ass republicans have completely lost their shiat over the fact that a black dude is in office. That he's basically an extension of most of the Bush era policies means squat to them. It's......weird.
 
2012-05-28 08:40:01 PM  

spongeboob: This Guy is not on crack he is a real life troll.

He has claimed to be a Nobel Prize winner. Link
claims to be a member of the House of Lords, he is not.
And is a climate change denier.


What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-05-28 08:40:50 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Geraldo wanted to know where to score.


Well Dan Rather did heroin for a story, Geraldo just wants to break some new ground.
 
2012-05-28 08:43:51 PM  
I remember thinking this one time, "You know, this Obama guy, he's just like me."

But now I see he isn't like me. He isn't like me at all.
 
2012-05-28 08:48:47 PM  

Notabunny: spongeboob: This Guy is not on crack he is a real life troll.

He has claimed to be a Nobel Prize winner. Link
claims to be a member of the House of Lords, he is not.
And is a climate change denier.

What's his Fark handle?


Envirodude, skinnyhead or that Jim guy
 
2012-05-28 08:49:49 PM  

qorkfiend: If Hillary Clinton and John McCain - two experienced, highly accomplished politicians with millions of dollars, thousands of staffers, all their connections, and everything to gain - could not find anything even remotely incriminating, why do these morons think they can do better?


No--that's what they want you to believe! The conspiracy goes even deeper than that, it goes back hundreds of years to the Illuminati, who--wait, I've said too much---what's that noise--aaiiiiiEEEEEEE!!!!
 
2012-05-28 08:51:16 PM  

spongeboob: This Guy is not on crack he is a real life troll.

He has claimed to be a Nobel Prize winner. Link
claims to be a member of the House of Lords, he is not.
And is a climate change denier.


30+ years of Murdoch propaganda has taken it's toll on him
 
2012-05-28 09:05:35 PM  

clambam: qorkfiend: If Hillary Clinton and John McCain - two experienced, highly accomplished politicians with millions of dollars, thousands of staffers, all their connections, and everything to gain - could not find anything even remotely incriminating, why do these morons think they can do better?

No--that's what they want you to believe! The conspiracy goes even deeper than that, it goes back hundreds of years to the Illuminati, who--wait, I've said too much---what's that noise--aaiiiiiEEEEEEE!!!!


It goes so far back that Obama is really the last scion of the House of David.
 
2012-05-28 09:07:38 PM  

spongeboob: Notabunny: spongeboob: This Guy is not on crack he is a real life troll.

He has claimed to be a Nobel Prize winner. Link
claims to be a member of the House of Lords, he is not.
And is a climate change denier.

What's his Fark handle?

Envirodude, skinnyhead or and that Jim guy


FTFY
 
2012-05-28 09:12:34 PM  

MrEricSir: And why now? Why didn't you question Bush's or Clinton's birth certificate?


Or, more to the point, McCain or Romney's birth certificate? Neither of those guys were even born within the borders of the U.S.
 
2012-05-28 09:14:06 PM  

New Farkin User Name: If the birth certificate shows several errors...how again does that imply a forgery? If it was fake, the forgers would make sure it is spiffy-clean to deter anybody from thinking it is fake, and would be more spotless than a real one.


Actually in World War 2 the government intentionally put several errors in all the forms. So that when Nazi forgers made their own they automatically corrected the errors and the spies got caught.
 
2012-05-28 09:15:47 PM  

skinink: I think it's amazing that you needs so many independent investigations to reveal a fake birth certificate. Besides, some overseas Limey needs to worry less about American affairs and more about European affairs, especially about the PIIGS that look like they will bring down the EU. Are thinks running so well in the U.K. that we have some minor monarch worried about America?


Why exactly is the PIIGS slated to bring down the EU?

Lets take Greece, which Citygroup believe will do the "Grexit", their name, at 1.st of January 2013, is believed to stay in the EU.

So uhm, why do you claim otherwise exactly?
 
2012-05-28 09:22:17 PM  
Some background on this quack:

Christopher Walter Monckton, the third Viscount Monckton of Brenchely, is a British politician affiliated with the UK Independence Party. He was a former advisor to UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and was a "special advisor to Thatcher's Downing Street policy unit" in the 1980s.

Monckton's first claim to fame was his creation of the "eternity puzzle," a board game that Monckton believed was so challenging that he offered 1 million euros to the first person to solve it. To his surprise, the eternity puzzle was solved in 16 months.

While Monckton's educational background is in journalism, he has recently been credited by many think tanks as an expert in the field of global warming.

The House of Lords have had an ongoing dispute with Monckton over his membership, as authorities have said Monckton is not and never has been a member and that there is no such thing as a non-voting or honorary member of the House. [7]

In July 2011 the House took the "unprecedented step" [8] of publishing online a cease and desist letter (PDF) to Monckton from the Clerk of the Parliaments, which concluded: [9]

"I am publishing this letter on the parliamentary website so that anybody who wishes to check whether you are a Member of the House of Lords can view this official confirmation that you are not."


This guy sounds legit.
 
2012-05-28 09:26:57 PM  

MrEricSir: Could someone please explain to me what's up with Birthers who aren't even from the US? I mean, it's one thing if you're a kinda dumb, unintentionally racist redneck from a small town in Arizona where there's shiat else to do but listen to Art Bell, smoke dope and make up conspiracy theories, then I can at least sympathize with your plight.

But if you're not even from the US -- like Orly Taitz or this latest British clown -- then why are you so concerned with this specific issue in the first place? Why is this particular detail in someone else's government so interesting to you? And why now? Why didn't you question Bush's or Clinton's birth certificate?


Perhaps because their own people stopped believing their crap so they decided to take it on the road.
 
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