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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe not buying Hawaii's story, presumably due to spending all his money on chickens   (wnd.com) divider line 33
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2012-05-28 11:45:39 AM
10 votes:
You know,
I have a solution to this problem.

Hawaii should invite Arpaio to come see the certificate.
Bring him down to the room in the lower basement.
Seat him down at the table in the small room.
Tell him that you will be right back with it.
Close and lock the door.

The End.
2012-05-28 11:14:44 AM
3 votes:
2012-05-28 04:14:22 PM
2 votes:

Skarekrough: For a guy who has built a reputation in the law enforcement community, such that it is, he really seems willing to tank it all for this silliness.


He knows the feds are investigating him, and he knows that, considering how many skeletons he has in his closet, it's only a matter of time until they hit him with something.

This birther crap is just so he can say "Look! They're only going after me because I know the Truth about Obama.", and instantly rally the retard brigade around him.
2012-05-28 01:21:10 PM
2 votes:
Lets face facts here, even a video of baby barry shooting out of mamma obama's cooter on top of mouna loa wouldn't be conclusive enough.
2012-05-28 01:09:21 PM
2 votes:
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2012-05-28 01:01:16 PM
2 votes:

Flappyhead: Again, can we get an Arizona tag until the election is done?


The massive idiocy of this state will not end with the election.

We need this tag in perpetuity.
2012-05-28 11:38:47 AM
2 votes:
The way this local official is acting is a wonderful example of why the Civil Rights Act was needed.
2012-05-28 10:59:01 AM
2 votes:

Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??



Is there any point at which Obama will stop being black?
2012-05-28 10:39:11 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: What's bizarre is that Birtherism started as...draft dodging.


Huh... so you're saying that basically a bunch of idiots latched onto that as a way of expressing their racism?

I thought it was that guy that went down and interviewed one of Obama's relatives from Kenya and talked to her about his father and then selectively edited the audio to make it sound like she was saying Obama was born in Kenya. Then some idiot made a fake Kenyan birth certificate and they ate that right up too (certain that it was real). From there just about every racist asshole who just COULDN'T BELIEVE that more people voted for the fresh half black guy than the crusty old white guy and that it must all be some kind of trick... because of course it would be easier and far more likely to have a vast and outlandish conspiracy be the reason than just the simple fact that more people wanted him to be President.

Maybe that part stings too... to find out that they're outnumbered. Maybe they're sore about that too because they've really ratcheted up the stupid as of late.
2012-05-28 10:24:25 PM
1 votes:
old racist doesn't believe Obama is american. Thats cool i consider joe and his actions rather unamerican as well.
2012-05-28 10:13:54 PM
1 votes:

LordJiro: He came out as a birther. That's the same thing.


Birthers are often racists in denial. A few are out of the closet in terms of their racism, but most are not. Sadly, the only real cure for racism is time (that I'm aware of). Unfortunately, some idiots seem pre-wired for that sort of thing so it might take a few more generations for their numbers to become inconsequential.

Although, I could be wrong and the successful breeding/brainwashing for racists might be higher than I expect on their parent to child hate transfer rate... but I don't think so. I'm pretty sure that American society is gradually becoming less racist as a whole. The biggest mass of holdouts seem to be southern religious whites, but they are certainly not the only holdouts. There also seems to be a high inclination towards xenophobia among some racists... I mean if you hate one group of people for dumb reasons, why not hate a few more while you're at it?!

... Fukin' A... I'm so sick of stupid people. Actually... I don't mind stupid people... I am sick of malicious stupid people.
2012-05-28 09:55:11 PM
1 votes:
Why doesn't he just admit he is a racist and can't accept that a half black guy is President?
2012-05-28 09:22:38 PM
1 votes:

Selena Luna: spongeboob: cretinbob: I haven't seen Sheriff Joe's birth certificate yet.

Joe is white so he is assumed to be American.
You know like McCain and anyone named Romney.

Is he really white? He looks kind of tan to me...


Well he is Italian tan, which is now considered white. 60-70 years ago he would have been a foreigner, and I am not going to use the names the birthers would have used on him.
2012-05-28 08:45:36 PM
1 votes:
The worthless bigoted birthers like Sheriff Joe don't give a damn about truth or facts or spending money or even the law. All they want is the black man to not be president anymore.
2012-05-28 07:45:18 PM
1 votes:

Great_Milenko: I'm kind of (okay, extremely) confused about this. Is sheriff joe really this blind with racism and hatred that he simply cannot let this go, or is he simply trying to maintain his power? The more rabid supporters in his corner, the easier (so he thinks) it will be to deflect the growing allegations that he has grossly misused his power and is a horrifically bad lawman. Or is this simply all he knows? Is the only card in his deck the Jack of Full Retard?


He's corrupt and about to be investigated by the Feds. Most of his associates have already been kicked out of office or found guilty of various crimes. He's setting up a "Obama's out to get me because I'm thisclose to proving he's an illegal" defense.
2012-05-28 06:47:51 PM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Nope not true. My naturalization papers say otherwise....kids born to US parents on foreign soil are not only not natural born...they are not legally citizens until they arrive in the US. Yes, Obongo would have naturalization papers if he was born overseas in 1961 (as in Kenya, not Hawaii)



Another lie. You're on a roll Phil.
2012-05-28 06:46:32 PM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Krymson Tyde: Perhaps another tax payer funded "fact finding" investigation" is in order.

Actually, this is being privately funded. Yeah, I know, something FarkObama Liberals will never comprehend



FarkObama Liberals and their facts proving you wrong

Were you born disingenuous or was it the result of being so dumb in school?
2012-05-28 06:45:35 PM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Jim_Callahan: This was stupid to begin with since the children born to US citizens on foreign soil are natural-born US citizens regardless. The argument would be wrong even if the accusation was correct..

Nope not true. My naturalization papers say otherwise....kids born to US parents on foreign soil are not only not natural born...they are not legally citizens until they arrive in the US. Yes, Obongo would have naturalization papers if he was born overseas in 1961 (as in Kenya, not Hawaii)


As he was born in Hawaii (as has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt by the COLB, the 'long form' and the newspaper announcements), why is this an issue anyway?
2012-05-28 06:44:15 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: I don't know that I've met more than a handful of people here who think the man should remain in office.


Remember the famous joke about the liberal who could not understand how Nixon got elected, since nobody he knew voted for the man? Do not abstract your personal experience to the general case.
2012-05-28 03:55:15 PM
1 votes:

TsukasaK: heypete: there are many aspects which are not really applicable to modern life and times,

Such as?


The Third Amendment, for example. Don't get me wrong, I rather like not having troops quartered in private homes...but is that even remotely relevant in today's society? The Seventeenth Amendment (specifically the part about electing Senators by popular vote) is also somewhat annoying.

Revising the Seventh Amendment so that minimum limit for a civil trial by jury is increased to a more modern standard, and is indexed against inflation.

I'd like to see a more explicit declaration of privacy of one's documents and communications, regardless of medium, with protection from both the government and private parties. European privacy standards are much stricter in these regards.
2012-05-28 03:47:02 PM
1 votes:
Someone should buy Joe one of these.
i.i.com.com
/Best fundraising idea ever!
2012-05-28 01:17:48 PM
1 votes:
You know if you KEEP investigating this, and you KEEP getting the same results, I guess that means that reality is CONSPIRING to keep your pre-conceived notion from coming to fruition.

So, screw reality. Just check yourself into a nice room at the hospital, and then you can continue your psychotic break...
2012-05-28 01:13:36 PM
1 votes:
You do realize he is doing this solely so his posse can spend a few weeks in hawaii right? I also bet my bottom dollar that the good sherif will have to literally go see for himself. You know, to tie up any loose ends.

He's not saying the president is in any crime, he's just doing his duty to his community by checking this out.

/Maid just went down into the cellar. Heard some strange noises down there...sure, i'll go check it out.
2012-05-28 01:09:22 PM
1 votes:
OK, so you were born in Hawaii.

That don't impress me much (oh oh yeah)
Sure you've got the cert but have you got the touch.
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think your all right.
But a black man as POTUS scares me at night....


... that don't impress me much...
2012-05-28 12:58:16 PM
1 votes:
If Obama wins a second term I can't help but wonder what new level of crazy they will reach. It is hard to imagine them being more disconnected from reality but I know somehow they will manage it.
2012-05-28 12:54:30 PM
1 votes:
This was stupid to begin with since the children born to US citizens on foreign soil are natural-born US citizens regardless. The argument would be wrong even if the accusation was correct.

Just wanted to, I dunno, reiterate this in case Joe's shifted the overton window of crazy so much that we're accidentally accepting the premise as valid and just mocking him because he's incorrect.

//One of my friends growing up is a citizen by birth, born in Algeria. He could run for president were he so inclined. Sheriff Joe wouldn't even object, given he's white and Christian.
2012-05-28 11:33:34 AM
1 votes:
LAUGHTER OL sorry but I have just noticed this FTFARTICLE.

"I'm not accusing him of any crime; I just want to see the microfilm"

THEN

"That's his job, not mine," Arpaio said. "Mine is to investigate possible crimes, which I am doing."

So is this the crime or not the crime? OM MAGOODNESS HE NEVER FAILS TO GIVE ME THE PLEASURE OF THE CONSTITUTIONAL CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS!
2012-05-28 11:30:36 AM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Do blue hairs pay attention to news if it happens in another state?


They only have to live there for half of the year and just do this as the way to play the joke on the youngsters. It is sort of the way of saying to get off the lawn of them through the booth of the voting.
2012-05-28 10:26:30 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??

Nope. They're cheering him on.


Yeah, they're just as retarded, if not more so, than asshat himself

/how do you think a f*ckwit like that keeps getting elected?
2012-05-28 10:23:46 AM
1 votes:
The Sheriff of Nottingham speaks.
2012-05-28 10:04:24 AM
1 votes:

Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??


Nope. They're cheering him on.
2012-05-28 09:59:12 AM
1 votes:
Another example of how liberals just won't let this birther stuff go.
2012-05-28 09:49:49 AM
1 votes:
Don't blame me, I voted for Roscoe P. Coletrane
 
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