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(WorldNetDaily)   Sheriff Joe not buying Hawaii's story, presumably due to spending all his money on chickens   (wnd.com) divider line 164
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2012-05-28 09:34:03 AM  
Perhaps another tax payer funded "fact finding" investigation" is in order.
 
2012-05-28 09:35:46 AM  
I'm not buying Sheriff Joe's story.
 
2012-05-28 09:42:26 AM  
It's goddamn amazing how quickly these birther stories fill up with comments on WND. 13 hours and 912 comments.
 
2012-05-28 09:48:52 AM  
Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??
 
2012-05-28 09:49:49 AM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Roscoe P. Coletrane
 
2012-05-28 09:59:12 AM  
Another example of how liberals just won't let this birther stuff go.
 
2012-05-28 10:04:24 AM  

Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??


Nope. They're cheering him on.
 
2012-05-28 10:23:46 AM  
The Sheriff of Nottingham speaks.
 
2012-05-28 10:26:30 AM  

SilentStrider: Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??

Nope. They're cheering him on.


Yeah, they're just as retarded, if not more so, than asshat himself

/how do you think a f*ckwit like that keeps getting elected?
 
2012-05-28 10:46:01 AM  
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2012-05-28 10:50:29 AM  

Godscrack: [oh-look-this-thread-again.jpg]


Well let's be honest, Fark is about heartless mockery; Sheriff Joe is an easy target.
 
2012-05-28 10:59:01 AM  

Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??



Is there any point at which Obama will stop being black?
 
2012-05-28 11:09:01 AM  

Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??


Going? LAUGHTER OL.
 
2012-05-28 11:14:44 AM  
 
2012-05-28 11:19:57 AM  

Endrick: "A separate WND investigation into Obama's birth certificate utilizing forgery experts also found the document to be authentic.", "However, there doesn't seem to be any evidence Ann Dunham expatriated. Also, consulting citizenship experts contend that if Obama indeed obtained Indonesian citizenship, it simply would not have been recognized by the U.S., but the presidential candidate would retain his American citizenship."


THIS LINK GOES IN ALL STUPID WND BIRTHER ARTICLES FROM THIS DAY FORWARD!


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Another pawn of the conspiracy. Wake up, Sheeple!
 
2012-05-28 11:21:32 AM  

St_Francis_P: Godscrack: [oh-look-this-thread-again.jpg]

Well let's be honest, Fark is about heartless mockery; Sheriff Joe is an easy target.


I talked to a few people yesterday. They could not believe the man once ran for office on the pledge to be a one term sheriff. I don't know that I've met more than a handful of people here who think the man should remain in office.

And yet I fear that he'll win re-election. Do blue hairs pay attention to news if it happens in another state?
 
2012-05-28 11:30:36 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Do blue hairs pay attention to news if it happens in another state?


They only have to live there for half of the year and just do this as the way to play the joke on the youngsters. It is sort of the way of saying to get off the lawn of them through the booth of the voting.
 
2012-05-28 11:33:34 AM  
LAUGHTER OL sorry but I have just noticed this FTFARTICLE.

"I'm not accusing him of any crime; I just want to see the microfilm"

THEN

"That's his job, not mine," Arpaio said. "Mine is to investigate possible crimes, which I am doing."

So is this the crime or not the crime? OM MAGOODNESS HE NEVER FAILS TO GIVE ME THE PLEASURE OF THE CONSTITUTIONAL CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS!
 
2012-05-28 11:38:47 AM  
The way this local official is acting is a wonderful example of why the Civil Rights Act was needed.
 
2012-05-28 11:39:43 AM  
www.wnd.com

"WHAR BARTH CARTIFIKET WHAR?"
 
2012-05-28 11:41:30 AM  
I haven't seen Sheriff Joe's birth certificate yet.
 
2012-05-28 11:43:44 AM  

St_Francis_P: Endrick: "A separate WND investigation into Obama's birth certificate utilizing forgery experts also found the document to be authentic.", "However, there doesn't seem to be any evidence Ann Dunham expatriated. Also, consulting citizenship experts contend that if Obama indeed obtained Indonesian citizenship, it simply would not have been recognized by the U.S., but the presidential candidate would retain his American citizenship."


THIS LINK GOES IN ALL STUPID WND BIRTHER ARTICLES FROM THIS DAY FORWARD!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Another pawn of the conspiracy. Wake up, Sheeple!


You can have all of the doublethink you want, but the internet doesn't forget.
 
2012-05-28 11:45:39 AM  
You know,
I have a solution to this problem.

Hawaii should invite Arpaio to come see the certificate.
Bring him down to the room in the lower basement.
Seat him down at the table in the small room.
Tell him that you will be right back with it.
Close and lock the door.

The End.
 
2012-05-28 11:46:51 AM  

namatad: You know,
I have a solution to this problem.

Hawaii should invite Arpaio to come see the certificate.
Bring him down to the room in the lower basement.
Seat him down at the table in the small room.
Tell him that you will be right back with it.
Close and lock the door.

The End.


That just might work.

I like this plan.

I like this plan a lot.
 
2012-05-28 11:57:31 AM  

Endrick: "A separate WND investigation into Obama's birth certificate utilizing forgery experts also found the document to be authentic.", "However, there doesn't seem to be any evidence Ann Dunham expatriated. Also, consulting citizenship experts contend that if Obama indeed obtained Indonesian citizenship, it simply would not have been recognized by the U.S., but the presidential candidate would retain his American citizenship."


THIS LINK GOES IN ALL STUPID WND BIRTHER ARTICLES FROM THIS DAY FORWARD!


I see they FINALLY purged that article. Breitbart.com also finally purged the Happy Warrior himself proudly declaring himself a Teabagger:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-28 12:37:06 PM  

Sgt Otter: I see they FINALLY purged that article. Breitbart.com also finally purged the Happy Warrior himself proudly declaring himself a Teabagger:


It's still there.

My favorite part: The claim could not be verified by WND inquiries to Hawaiian hospitals, since state law bars the hospitals from releasing medical records to the public.

Someone should tell that to Sheriff Joe.
 
2012-05-28 12:46:24 PM  
Sheriff Joe Arpayaso will one day be disgraced and hauled from power in his time. That will be good. One day Joe will stand on the wrong side of history with other racists and power thugs and be a bad example for history. That will be great.
 
2012-05-28 12:47:54 PM  
Hawaii... 3 million... forged.... birth... certificates.... (best part) forevar!
 
2012-05-28 12:49:17 PM  
Even my democrat hatiing mom thinks her birther friends are farking stupid.
 
2012-05-28 12:50:07 PM  
Sheriff Joe is just doing a little payback for the civil lawsuit nonsense of Eric Holder.
 
2012-05-28 12:50:24 PM  
newspaper.li
Chickens?
 
2012-05-28 12:51:20 PM  

cretinbob: I haven't seen Sheriff Joe's birth certificate yet.


That's because his origin could more accurately be described as being "spawned" rather than "birthed." You have to ask the right question. Where's his spawn certificate? Why haven't we seen it? I'm just asking questions here.
 
2012-05-28 12:54:08 PM  
WE GET IT. HE'S RACIST.
 
2012-05-28 12:54:30 PM  
This was stupid to begin with since the children born to US citizens on foreign soil are natural-born US citizens regardless. The argument would be wrong even if the accusation was correct.

Just wanted to, I dunno, reiterate this in case Joe's shifted the overton window of crazy so much that we're accidentally accepting the premise as valid and just mocking him because he's incorrect.

//One of my friends growing up is a citizen by birth, born in Algeria. He could run for president were he so inclined. Sheriff Joe wouldn't even object, given he's white and Christian.
 
2012-05-28 12:55:14 PM  

Chimperror2: Sheriff Joe is just doing a little payback for the civil lawsuit nonsense of Eric Holder.


Obvious, at last someone figured it out.
 
2012-05-28 12:58:06 PM  

Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??


No.

He does things to the 'bad brown people'. That makes this farktard an Arizona Treasure in the eyes of the old and the cowards in this state.
 
2012-05-28 12:58:16 PM  
If Obama wins a second term I can't help but wonder what new level of crazy they will reach. It is hard to imagine them being more disconnected from reality but I know somehow they will manage it.
 
2012-05-28 12:58:26 PM  

JerseyTim: Sgt Otter: I see they FINALLY purged that article. Breitbart.com also finally purged the Happy Warrior himself proudly declaring himself a Teabagger:

It's still there.

My favorite part: The claim could not be verified by WND inquiries to Hawaiian hospitals, since state law bars the hospitals from releasing medical records to the public.

Someone should tell that to Sheriff Joe.


Cool, when I tried to track down the article all of the links I had found were busted. Wayback worked.
 
2012-05-28 01:00:30 PM  
Again, can we get an Arizona tag until the election is done?
 
2012-05-28 01:01:16 PM  

Flappyhead: Again, can we get an Arizona tag until the election is done?


The massive idiocy of this state will not end with the election.

We need this tag in perpetuity.
 
2012-05-28 01:02:16 PM  

Gergesa: If Obama wins a second term I can't help but wonder what new level of crazy they will reach. It is hard to imagine them being more disconnected from reality but I know somehow they will manage it.


I believe the use of the word "impeach" will grow exponentially. Because, at least from Frothy's perspective, you know, he's Blah people.
 
2012-05-28 01:03:35 PM  
I would like to volunteer to serve in the Cold Case Posse. Of course, I will need to spend months in Hawaii "investigating" at topless beaches. Perhaps I will unearth some new evidence.
 
2012-05-28 01:04:05 PM  
www.wnd.com

"That doesn't impress me," Arpaio responded. "Why doesn't [Bennett] ask for the birth certificate? The microfilm, look at the originals to see if it exists? ... Just saying that there is some information about the president's background doesn't impress me."

Keep farkin' that chicken.
 
2012-05-28 01:06:28 PM  

Gergesa: If Obama wins a second term I can't help but wonder what new level of crazy they will reach. It is hard to imagine them being more disconnected from reality but I know somehow they will manage it.


They'll move on to the Obamarchy angle. Just like the left-wing conspiracy retards did when Bush was president. Unfortunately crazy doesn't have a political affiliation, it's just crazy being crazy.
 
2012-05-28 01:08:46 PM  

Decados: Rain-Monkey: Is there any point where his constituency is just going to say, "OK Joe, you were fun to watch for a while but now you are just going full retard"??

No.

He does things to the 'bad brown people'. That makes this farktard an Arizona Treasure in the eyes of the old and the cowards in this state.


You mean illegal aliens, correct?
 
2012-05-28 01:09:21 PM  
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2012-05-28 01:09:22 PM  
OK, so you were born in Hawaii.

That don't impress me much (oh oh yeah)
Sure you've got the cert but have you got the touch.
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think your all right.
But a black man as POTUS scares me at night....


... that don't impress me much...
 
2012-05-28 01:09:42 PM  

offmymeds: [www.wnd.com image 340x170]

"That doesn't impress me," Arpaio responded. "Why doesn't [Bennett] ask for the birth certificate? The microfilm, look at the originals to see if it exists? ... Just saying that there is some information about the president's background doesn't impress me."

Keep farkin' that chicken.


Sheriff Joe: now speaking in Shania Twain songs.
 
2012-05-28 01:09:53 PM  
Joe Ar-pollo:poultrius farkus extremis.
 
2012-05-28 01:10:26 PM  

wippit: OK, so you were born in Hawaii.

That don't impress me much (oh oh yeah)
Sure you've got the cert but have you got the touch.
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think your all right.
But a black man as POTUS scares me at night....


... that don't impress me much...


Jerk. :(
 
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