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(Telegraph)   Apparently Best Korean officials are suffering from contagious and deadly "traffic accidents"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 89
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2012-05-28 11:18:13 AM
LOL. There are only a couple of thousand cars in the whole country, and they are all driven by high ranking government VIPs.
 
2012-05-28 11:59:00 AM
When water buffalo collide, no one come out alive.

No one.
 
2012-05-28 11:59:15 AM
Mossad trainees?
 
2012-05-28 12:00:21 PM
Smashing stereotypes in Best Korea.
 
2012-05-28 12:00:51 PM
If we sit back and watch they will just kill off one another and we will not have to do it for them. This regime is on the outs.
 
2012-05-28 12:02:09 PM
vernonFL: LOL. There are only a couple of thousand cars in the whole country, and they are all driven by high ranking government VIPs.

You don't need traffic to run into a tree.
 
2012-05-28 12:04:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-28 12:05:41 PM
SweetSilverBlues: When water buffalo collide, no one come out alive.

No one.


darrengarnick.files.wordpress.com

/Has a sad
 
2012-05-28 12:06:50 PM
12349876: vernonFL: LOL. There are only a couple of thousand cars in the whole country, and they are all driven by high ranking government VIPs.

You don't need traffic to run into a tree bullet.


FTFY
 
2012-05-28 12:09:32 PM
They should go with heart attacks and falling down the stairs instead.
 
2012-05-28 12:10:14 PM
North Korea obviously has no seoul.
 
2012-05-28 12:12:31 PM
12349876: vernonFL: LOL. There are only a couple of thousand cars in the whole country, and they are all driven by high ranking government VIPs.

You don't need traffic to run into a tree.


No, but you do need the effing long-range missiles to actually WORK.

... That should be "wrong-lange missers"

/The sun must be bad in Best Korea: The drivers are all squinting...
 
2012-05-28 12:14:28 PM
Trance750: SweetSilverBlues: When water buffalo collide, no one come out alive.

No one.



/Has a sad


Explains why they're no longer around, doesn't it.
 
2012-05-28 12:18:54 PM
SweetSilverBlues: Trance750: SweetSilverBlues: When water buffalo collide, no one come out alive.

No one.



/Has a sad

Explains why they're no longer around, doesn't it.


Never really thought about it, either way
 
2012-05-28 12:20:15 PM
SweetSilverBlues: When water buffalo collide, no one come out alive.

Well, Adrian, it's not going exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture, there's horns everywhere. I dunno what to say, we're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there, try to cook him down, have a little barbecue.
 
2012-05-28 12:21:19 PM
approves

images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-28 12:21:47 PM
 
2012-05-28 12:22:18 PM
i1136.photobucket.com

"...traffic accidents..."
 
2012-05-28 12:24:12 PM
theorellior: SweetSilverBlues: When water buffalo collide, no one come out alive.

Well, Adrian, it's not going exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture, there's horns everywhere. I dunno what to say, we're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there, try to cook him down, have a little barbecue.


[Who's_awesome_you're_awesome.jpg]
 
2012-05-28 12:24:39 PM
theorellior: SweetSilverBlues: When water buffalo collide, no one come out alive.

Well, Adrian, it's not going exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture, there's horns everywhere. I dunno what to say, we're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there, try to cook him down, have a little barbecue.


Awesome movie quote. Robin Williams at his absolute best!

+1
 
2012-05-28 12:45:07 PM
We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

/Doesn't get "memes."
 
2012-05-28 12:50:17 PM
SO SOLLY!

/still getting this "haunting" thing down right.
 
2012-05-28 12:54:11 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

/Doesn't get "memes."


one of my sisters doesn't get why symbolism is used in movies.
 
2012-05-28 12:56:41 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

/Doesn't get "memes."


I'm sure you understand this already, but it's meant to be ironic.
 
2012-05-28 12:59:02 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: /Doesn't get "memes."

I bet you wonder why your buddy who's a defensive linebacker is called "Tiny" by all his friends.
 
2012-05-28 12:59:38 PM
I for one find this easy to believe, have you seen the way Asian's drive?

Please feed the sterotype troll.
 
2012-05-28 01:00:50 PM
or even the spelling troll.
 
2012-05-28 01:05:44 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

Lies!

bird.biofever.com

You should be sent to Yodok penal-labor colony for your audacity to question the regime.
 
2012-05-28 01:08:47 PM
vernonFL: LOL. There are only a couple of thousand cars in the whole country, and they are all driven by high ranking government VIPs.

12349876: You don't need traffic to run into a tree.

You do, however, need trees.

Seriously.

Best Korea ranks as the 3rd worst country in the world for deforestation. I'm not sure how much of that is due to burning the wood for heat and how much of it is trees dying because people are eating the bark.

N. Korea is truly, deeply farked.
 
2012-05-28 01:10:48 PM
Flab: Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

Lies!

[bird.biofever.com image 640x470]

You should be sent to Yodok penal-labor colony for your audacity to question the regime.


Now that Dear Leader, Jr. is in charge, someone needs to update that pic.
 
2012-05-28 01:21:59 PM
ciberido: vernonFL: LOL. There are only a couple of thousand cars in the whole country, and they are all driven by high ranking government VIPs.

12349876: You don't need traffic to run into a tree.

You do, however, need trees.

Seriously.

Best Korea ranks as the 3rd worst country in the world for deforestation. I'm not sure how much of that is due to burning the wood for heat and how much of it is trees dying because people are eating the bark.

N. Korea is truly, deeply farked.


Communism always ends the same.
 
2012-05-28 01:22:02 PM
offmymeds: Flab: Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

Lies!

[bird.biofever.com image 640x470]

You should be sent to Yodok penal-labor colony for your audacity to question the regime.

Now that Dear Leader, Jr. is in charge, someone needs to update that pic.


I think Kim Jung-Un's official title is Dear Successor. Address him properly, or face the wrath of fully armed and operational long range missiles.
images.alarabiya.net

I'm sure the guys in charge of propaganda are busy rewriting Kim Jung-Un's biography to come up with stories of his childhood as a simple peasant, just like they did with his father. New postcards will quickly follow.

/The mountain behind Dear Leader int he Best Korea postcard is Mt. Paekto, where he was supposedly born.
//Most people agree that he was born in Siberia while his father was in exile.
 
2012-05-28 01:24:12 PM
ciberido: I'm not sure how much of that is due to burning the wood for heat and how much of it is trees dying because people are eating the bark.

Why not both?

Step 1. Eat bark.
Step 2. use dead tree as firewood.
Step 3. Juche idea.
 
2012-05-28 01:41:14 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

/Doesn't get "memes."


i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-28 01:48:51 PM
www.stomptokyo.com

Worried about traffic accidents...
 
2012-05-28 01:54:40 PM
offmymeds: Flab: Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

Lies!

[bird.biofever.com image 640x470]

You should be sent to Yodok penal-labor colony for your audacity to question the regime.

Now that Dear Leader, Jr. is in charge, someone needs to update that pic.


Well, I found the most recent picture of His Lardness

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 01:59:04 PM
ciberido: Best Korea ranks as the 3rd worst country in the world for deforestation. I'm not sure how much of that is due to burning the wood for heat and how much of it is trees dying because people are eating the bark.

N. Korea is truly, deeply farked.


They're also burning wood to run their trucks:

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-28 01:59:19 PM
Trance750: offmymeds: Flab: Fuggin Bizzy: We keep calling this place "Best" Korea. We really should be calling it "Worst" Korea, because it's much worse than South Korea.

Lies!

[bird.biofever.com image 640x470]

You should be sent to Yodok penal-labor colony for your audacity to question the regime.

Now that Dear Leader, Jr. is in charge, someone needs to update that pic.

Well, I found the most recent picture of His Lardness

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


I was thinking of the "real" picture of that kid from UP!. He looks like him all growed up.
 
2012-05-28 02:02:25 PM
Flab: Why not both?

Step 1. Eat bark.
Step 2. use dead tree as firewood.
Step 3. Juche idea.


Yes, when you're starving to death, you get very ... innovative, frugal, very adept at "killing two birds with a single stone," so to speak. I'm not sure if there's a good single word in English for that combination of desperation, practicality, and frugality that such conditions generate. There are some books, such as Nothing to Envy, that go into some details as to how the Koreans have dealt with poverty and starvation.

(You could also see examples of this in London during the Blitz, or victory gardens, or the USA during the Great Depression. It's universal.)

--- begin CSS time

I taught school for a while in a village in Nepal, just before the Maoist uprising of the mid-1990s. At the time Nepal was ranked as one of the poorest countries in the world, though this was a bit misleading. (Because the vast majority of Nepalis were farmers, there was very little currency but also virtually no starvation, and Nepal was actually much better off than many other countries).

I was amazed at how little trash I generated each week. It was almost nothing but paper. Think of how much of the trash you generate each week is empty containers or wrappers for something you bought. I had none of that. Even so, when I would go to burn my trash (there wasn't really any other way to dispose of it), people would stop me and ask permission to go through it all to see if they could find anything of value. By the time they were done there was very little left to burn.

I bought food in the market by weight (every merchant had a balance scale and set of weights), and the lentils or other item I bought would be wrapped in reused paper. One time I noticed that my lentils were wrapped in the homework assignment I had just graded and handed back to a student the day before.

---end CSS break

And that leads me back to a point a made before: that North Korea is truly and deeply farked. On a grand scale of global problems, being ranked as one of the poorest countries in the world and suffering a Maoist uprising is really somewhere in the middle. Canada and the USA are at the "too much goat cheese in the salad" end of the scale. North Korea is at the "fighting to death over corn husks" end.
 
2012-05-28 02:05:26 PM
ciberido: North Korea is at the "fighting to death over corn husks" end.

That bit about corn husks was not hyperbole, by the way. Link didn't work right.

Though, it was corn canes, not cork husks, apparently.

http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk00300&num=5366

You may have to google it if I can't get the link to work this time.
 
2012-05-28 02:10:15 PM
You can't make a new communist regime without breaking a few minor party officials. It's just politics as usual.
 
2012-05-28 02:20:21 PM
Digitalstrange: You can't make a new communist regime without breaking a few minor party officials. It's just politics as usual.

Please do not confuse NK or any other military dictatorship as 'Communist'. They are completely different.
 
2012-05-28 02:23:52 PM
avalanche: They're also burning wood to run their trucks:

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


That's because they don't have enough hard currency to import oil.
 
2012-05-28 02:29:27 PM
Better give yourself a little extra time...it's rush hour in Pyongyang.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 02:37:31 PM
Were they all... decaffeinated?
 
2012-05-28 02:41:37 PM
vernonFL: LOL. There are only a couple of thousand cars in the whole country, and they are all driven by high ranking government VIPs.

So why be surprised that those are the ones involved in accidents? Of course it won't be the laborers dying in the crashes. Their job is to move the backdrops.
 
2012-05-28 02:44:54 PM
Kim Jong-il: SO SOLLY!

/still getting this "haunting" thing down right.


Dad?
 
2012-05-28 02:50:51 PM
Catching the Clinton Flu, eh?

Ron Brown, Plane Crash (Commerce Sect.)
Victor Raisner, Plane Crash (National Finance Co-Chair Clinton for President)
R. Montgomery Raiser, Plane Crash (Clinton campaign)
Herschell Friday, Plane Crash (Presidential Campaign Finance Committee)
Paula Gober, Car Accident (Clinton Speech Interpreter)
Stanley Heard, Plane Crash (Clinton Health Care Advisory Committee)
Steven Dickson, Plane Crash (Clinton Health Care Advisory Committee)
Johnny Franklin Lawhon, Car Accident (Found Whitewater Canceled Check in Car after Tornado)
Theodore Williams, Betty Currie's brother, Beaten before Betty's Senate testimony then Car/Pedestrian Accident during Monica story(Key Witness' brother)
Shelley Kelly, Survived Brown Plane Crash - died hours later (Stewardess)
Judy Gibbs, Fire (Alleged Clinton Girlfriend, Witness)
Keith Coney, Motorcycle Accident (Ives/Henry Witness)
Dr Donald Chumley, Plane Crash (Physician at the OKC Murrah building)
Jim Wilhite, Ski Accident (Friend of McLarty)
Dr. Ronald Rogers, Plane Crash (Informant)
Paul Olson, Plane Crash (Witness)
Neal Cooper Moody, Car Accident (Step Son of Vince Foster Widow, Lisa)
William Colby, canoe drowning (former Director of the CIA, editor of "Strategic Investment" which hired experts to investigate Vince Foster's suicide note)
Randall Tyson, choked on a cookie (half brother to Don Tyson)
Woody Lemons, wife and mother, private airplane crash (OKC informant)
Mohammed Samir Ferrat, TWA 800 Plane Crash (Brown connections, initial suspect)
Jan Kopold, accidental fall in Turkey in 1970
Dan Dutko (Head Injuries, Bike accident) DNC Fund Raiser
David Drye, Plane Crash (friend of Matrisciana)
Lt Colonel Mark Cwick (auto accident, Clinton pilot)
Major Marc Hohle (helicopter crash Okinawa, Clinton pilot)
Eddie Pack (Waco research, microwave exposure)
Reverend Roger Howard (Waco research, automobile)
Manual Howard (Waco research, automobile)
James Ray Dobbins (Waco research, automobile)
Admiral Donald Engen (Accident investigations, glider crash)
Ralph Baker (Arkansas, automobile)
Lt. Gen. David J. McCloud (air accident)
Robert Deas (Scientist, Informant, auto accident
 
2012-05-28 02:54:35 PM
Red_Fox: Better give yourself a little extra time...it's rush hour in Pyongyang.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 604x390]


Thank god for those pedestrian overpasses. They'd get killed otherwise!
 
2012-05-28 02:57:16 PM
Clemkadidlefark: Catching the Clinton Flu, eh?
...
Jan Kopold, accidental fall in Turkey in 1970


Clinton had a time machine?
 
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