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		Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		33
		More: Interesting, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, John Cena, United States, Memorial Day, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes

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Praise Cheesus		2012-05-30 07:02:42 PM

1 votes:

In brief:

The RAW rating for this week was 2.7, down from last week's 3.0. WWE officials are stating the drop was expected due to the holiday weekend.

Do not expect to see Tensai outside of WWE Superstars for a while, as WWE officials were unimpressed with his April 16 bout against John Cena. The character is undergoing a complete re-tooling, which is why they had to come up with the idiotic Laryngitis/Big Slow angle.

Chris Jericho continues to make light of his 30 day suspension on his Twitter account.

Finally, the current creative plans for Wrestlemania 29 have The Undertaker battling Brock Lesner.

Seriously, the time has come for Shane and Stephanie to think about putting Vince in a home. I understand Verne Gagne needs a roommate.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-29 09:16:58 PM

1 votes:

tbaughm: This thread needs more AJ, obviously

www.ring-rap.com

SharkTrager		2012-05-29 12:55:20 PM

1 votes:

phedex: picture a really hairy, emaciated, yet apparently still strong, hillbilly jim.

I will not be doing this.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-05-29 08:54:13 AM

1 votes:

"Brain?"

"Not so loud Monsoon."

"Sorry Brain... How many margaritas did we have last night?"

"I lost count... somewhere... in the double digits."

"I haven't drank that much since Pat Patterson's last fancy dress party."

"Do you remember anything from that night Monsoon."

"Thankfully, no..."

styckx		2012-05-28 11:19:22 PM

1 votes:

you are a puppet		2012-05-28 11:10:36 PM

1 votes:

Mortificial: Is that how the show is really ending? That's... that's awful.

WELL ITS A BAD SHOWWW
WELL ITS A BAD BAD SHOW TONIGHT YALLLLL

Captain Steroid		2012-05-28 10:34:44 PM

1 votes:

phedex: So what are we going to do for the 1004'th monday night raw? I mean we should have something special.

OOH! OOH! We should buy Chris Jericho a TF account! :D

Moss covered three handled grudenza		2012-05-28 10:29:56 PM

1 votes:

Me!

penguin31		2012-05-28 10:26:42 PM

1 votes:

TheManofPA: Dr J Zoidberg: There appears to be some good booking. Who'd they fire?

You know, isn't it at this point that the booking turned around right now? Didn't we get Confederate Soldier Troof right about now followed by the Punk stuff?

We got the Nexus stuff around this time in 2010, and Crazy Troof/CM Pipebomb around this time last year. So, yeah, there's something in the water in summer. Probably sedatives for Vince so he's asleep by the time the show starts.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 10:25:58 PM

1 votes:

TheManofPA		2012-05-28 10:19:32 PM

1 votes:

Ok, we might mock the Diva's acting, but AJ's "Crazy girl" gimmick has been well done with her eyes and actions.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-28 10:14:20 PM

1 votes:

Punk grunted in pain while using his left arm to flip DBD.

THAT, Mister Cena, is how you sell an injury!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-28 10:11:09 PM

1 votes:

Chris Jericho Drops Raw Spoiler
Posted by Jeremy Thomas on 05.28.2012

Via Twitter...

- Chris Jericho Tweeted the following:

From speaking to a few people at the show, I was told pretty much the entire episode tonight is scripted around Big Show, so if you are a fan of his, you are in luck

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 10:00:39 PM

1 votes:

robsul82		2012-05-28 10:00:38 PM

1 votes:

NEAUX NEAUX NEAUX sign, lol.

Tenor Reaper		2012-05-28 09:46:45 PM

1 votes:

phedex: Tenor Reaper: There are too many damn materia combinations.

what's the dealie-o with the show? Time to tune back in?

dude Im the one that started this replay of FF7 and everyone else is way ahead of me. im always torn between sitting here and posting or sitting here and playing and ignoring the thread.

Too many combinations, no such thing as a bad one.
Well okay I guess like scan and cover are shiatty.

I kind of started at the Shinra Building as that's where my most recent save file was, and it seemed silly to start from the beginning when I was so close to the start already. I'm in SPAAACE now.

/Now sit down, shut up and drink your goddamn tea

verbaltoxin		2012-05-28 09:46:01 PM

1 votes:

I haven't been able to do this in ages.

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HEY GRANDPA!!

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YES, MY BOY!!!

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KNOW HOW I'VE BEEN JOBBING WITH THWAGGER FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS?

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HOW CAN I NOT KNOW?

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WELL I'M DITCHIN' 'EM AND GOIN' SOLO!

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EXCELLENT, SONNY! NOW WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE?

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I'M GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

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ALRIGHT! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WHAT YOU GOING TO DO AND WHO ARE YOU GOING TO WRESTLE?

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I'M GONNA WRESTLE ZACK RYDER FOR HIS MADE UP INTERNET BELT!

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Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 09:15:22 PM

1 votes:

eddievercetti: Yep, Show is now Tommy Wiseau.

EVERYBODY BETRAY ME! I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!

29.media.tumblr.com

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CENA!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-28 09:12:11 PM

1 votes:

I liked this promo better when Jericho did it, a few years ago.

Tenor Reaper		2012-05-28 09:08:09 PM

1 votes:

TheManofPA: Wow, we are going to be 5 minutes into the show AND NOTHING NEW WILL HAVE HAPPENED

Fisty Bum: Holy crap, how is this recap still going?

FinFangFark: AAAAAND here comes Show to recap the recap.

i674.photobucket.com

TheManofPA		2012-05-28 09:07:13 PM

1 votes:

Ok, for this whole segment, I'm only looking for "Shut up Dougie"

I do see a Free Jericho sign already.

Triple Oak		2012-05-28 09:02:11 PM

1 votes:

Hey, did you guys see me with the title in the intro?

Oh yeah. Every week.

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-28 08:59:07 PM

1 votes:

Tenor Reaper: Now why the hell is a Drew McIntyre wallpaper showing up when I'm trying to find Phoenix Wright ones?

Because he's objectionable?

verbaltoxin		2012-05-28 08:56:17 PM

1 votes:

eddievercetti: You know guys, I could be watching Hatfields & McCoys but because it's the anniversary RAW for Fark, I'll stay but I'm betting 25 bucks will get Show/Cena/Ace to start the show.

The ratings pretty much show that Cena's segments are pretty much timed to coincide with a browsing viewer checking out Raw at just such a time that Cena is on the air, meaning the ratings go up a few tenths of a point when he's on. It seriously is shiat like this that's keeping him clogging up the show when fans want to see CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler.

Think of it this way: the early Cena fans who were 10-12 years old are 17-18 now. There's now way they are watching Cena still doing the same crap in 2005 and actually like it. It doesn't add up. His merch sales can't be that good. PPV buys don't reflect it. Ratings don't. He's become a franchise that Vince insists upon while he's downing Myoplex margaritas and creatine tacos.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-28 08:26:04 PM

1 votes:

Fisty Bum: silgryphon: So the first raw thread had 518 comments. My how things change in a year

When did we first start going after the Gredunza?

Late-August. Summerslam, IIRC.

LegacyDL		2012-05-28 08:13:22 PM

1 votes:

Ed Becker: Dougie AXP: So what did everyone do with their 3-day weekend? I did enless house projects.

Worked, drank, Ortoned. Same as usual.

You sharted all over yourself after drinking a protein shake?

SharkTrager		2012-05-28 08:08:16 PM

1 votes:

Dougie AXP: So what did everyone do with their 3-day weekend? I did enless house projects.

Not a damn thing. I've been on an all liquid diet for a week, so I have no energy. That also eliminated a lot of the fun out and about stuff. On top of that mom is now staying here while she looks for a house, further preventing fun.

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 08:07:53 PM

1 votes:

Dougie AXP: So what did everyone do with their 3-day weekend? I did enless house projects.

I did not get a long weekend. Our May holiday was on the 21st (Victoria Day). Nothing like a cheap excuse to drink beer and shoot off fireworks.

Last night, I ventured down to Toronto to see Gogol Bordello. It was one of the crazier shows I've been to. Lots of really high paced manic energy. That and the crowd was fantastic.

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Crappy iPhone picture, hurrah!

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 01:46:26 PM

1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Fisty Bum: In other news, I started playing FF VII on the weekend.

Have fun with that shiat,I've had to look up more nonsensical crap about that game for my neighbor than any other game he's owned since living here.

I've played through it way too many times, so I already know all the nonsensical stuff. Right now, I'm at the top of the Northern Crater just before Sephiroth summons Meteor. The game's going to grind to a halt soon though as Chocobo breeding starts as soon as I get the Highwind.

gtabacchi		2012-05-28 01:25:34 PM

1 votes:

I almost re-started FFVII, went with Mass Effect 2 instead. FFVII will be played soon though.

Something about you guys takes me back to middle school and high school, old RPGs and Monday Night Raw. I stick around here too much and I'm likely to be confused at unclasping a bra again.

A Terrible Human		2012-05-28 01:23:39 PM

1 votes:

Fisty Bum: In other news, I started playing FF VII on the weekend.

Have fun with that shiat,I've had to look up more nonsensical crap about that game for my neighbor than any other game he's owned since living here.

bluorangefyre		2012-05-28 11:17:37 AM

1 votes:

Subby, Jericho is Canuckistani, therefore the U.S. flag would be fair game to him.

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 10:29:00 AM

1 votes:

You know, I really don't understand the whole outrage of what Jericho did in Brazil. It seems everyone forgot the (admittedly retarded) USA vs. Canada angle they did many (max) moons ago. The Canadian flag was put up the nose of Shawn Michaels, FFS. Yet...no one got outraged up here.

In other news, I started playing FF VII on the weekend. This is all your fault, Tenor Reaper

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