You know, I really don't understand the whole outrage of what Jericho did in Brazil. It seems everyone forgot the (admittedly retarded) USA vs. Canada angle they did many (max) moons ago. The Canadian flag was put up the nose of Shawn Michaels, FFS. Yet...no one got outraged up here.

In other news, I started playing FF VII on the weekend. This is all your fault, Tenor Reaper

Subby, Jericho is Canuckistani, therefore the U.S. flag would be fair game to him.

So what did everyone do with their 3-day weekend? I did enless house projects.

A Terrible Human: Fisty Bum: In other news, I started playing FF VII on the weekend.

Have fun with that shiat,I've had to look up more nonsensical crap about that game for my neighbor than any other game he's owned since living here.

I've played through it way too many times, so I already know all the nonsensical stuff. Right now, I'm at the top of the Northern Crater just before Sephiroth summons Meteor. The game's going to grind to a halt soon though as Chocobo breeding starts as soon as I get the Highwind.

styckx: I expect a full on snoozer tonight with a extra crispy long Cenaolog of loving the troops and doing what he does every night in this ring for each and every one of them.

BY GAWD WILL NOT SOMEONE THINK OF THE PIECE OF CLOTH WITH THE COLORED DESIGN ON IT WHICH MAKES IT THE NEARLY HOLY THING! BY GAWD!

Shame on Subby for not mentioning in the headline that the FWC is one year old tonight! That's right - Memorial Day 2011 was our first 'regular' Raw thread. :)

So, here's your anniversary special checklist!

1st Anniversary Special - Raw Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said, & others for original idea)

1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) YES! YES! YES! YES!
3) Now trending worldwide on Twitter
4) Time to call your momma
5) Somebody forgets to pay their air bill
6) Because Fark You, that's why!
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
11) #LIMESTATUS
12) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!"; Every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"*
13) BAH GAWD KING, it's Orton! Hide your gymbags!
14) An appearance by Dolph and his Technicolor ass-cape
15) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
16) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
17) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demo - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
18) FWC member sighting on TV
19) #shutupcole

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Shame on Subby for not mentioning in the headline that the FWC is one year old tonight! That's right - Memorial Day 2011 was our first 'regular' Raw thread. :)



If it makes you feel better, Subby couldn't work in a reference to Sgt. Slaughter wanting his country back, either. The dishonorable discharge joke was too tempting.

As we celebrate the first anniversary of the FWC, I'd like to present you all with a chance to show your FWC love everywhere you go...

Official FWC T-shirts!!


Thanks to hobblekitty and her awesome graphic design skills, we have settled on a black cotton t-shirt with the following designs:

Front graphic (logo sized)


Rear graphic (will fill a decent area on the back)



Cost:
When ordering t-shirts, cost is very dependent on the number of shirts you order. Assuming a minimum order of 12 shirts, an individual shirt will be $16.25 with both graphics in up to 3 colors. Obviously, the more shirts we order, the cheaper the per shirt price gets. Also, if price is a concern for folks, we can try to reduce the number of colors on the rear, or swap it to black-white to save a few dollars easily. Also, sizes higher than XL will incur a $1.50 upcharge for each higher size.

These will be produced by a professional t-shirt shop near my home, and will be shipped to you for a nominal fee on top of the shirt. Any funds left over when this is all done will be donated to local charities.

I Want one!
Email me (EIP) with the size you want and the number of shirts you want. We'll be collecting orders for a while, but once we do, I'll get back to you with a final price per shirt. (again, more orders = cheaper shirts)


Again, a huge thank you to hobblekitty for her awesome work, and to all of you here every week for making all of this possible.

P-Money All $tar: we deserve better. please upvote this link and show em how bad we are!!!

Uh... you can't vote for a thread after it's closed.

GMJ

I WANT ONE! DOUBLE XXXXXL (XXL)

hobblekitty: Well I have not been with the fWc from the very beginning, but I have always been accepted as part of the group, so thanks to the fWc and happy anniversary!! :-)

Grand Moff Joseph: I notice you put up the full color version of the back, can they do it with the full values like that or will we need to use the flat version?

Doh! I picked the wrong file. Can you resend the flat one to me?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Well I have not been with the fWc from the very beginning, but I have always been accepted as part of the group, so thanks to the fWc and happy anniversary!! :-)

Grand Moff Joseph: I notice you put up the full color version of the back, can they do it with the full values like that or will we need to use the flat version?

Doh! I picked the wrong file. Can you resend the flat one to me?

Full value, I don't think so. Their max color limit is 3, so I don't know if the flat version was 3 or less...

Great Moments in WWE American History -

Hulk Hogan spits on and shines his shoes with the Soviet flag

Sgt. Slaughter burns a HULK RULES shirt (because he refused to burn an American flag), Hogan responds by saying that "if you had burned Old Glory herself, it wouldn't have been any worse"

Hogan says he called God (and supplies His phone number), told him he'd bring the WWF title with him when he dies, claims there's a memorial wall up in Heaven "for all the big Hulksters in the Persian Gulf and the little Hulksters who passed away a little too soon"

Hulk tears the Iraqi flag in half

The Hulkster uses the American flag to wipe the blood off his forehead after WrestleMania VII

Vince congratulates himself on hosting the first "public assembly of its size" after 9/11 and "the message it's sending to terrorism tonight"

Stephanie compares the federal government bringing steroid charges against her dad to Al-Qaeda

R-Truth comes marching home, hurrah hurrah

John Cena announces America has "caught and compromised to a permanent end Osama Bin Laden"

/Hulk was never as hilariously overblown on promos as he was during the Slaughter angle
//"even if you have me outgunned, outmanned, out-strategically positioned..."

robsul82:

Hogan says he called God (and supplies His phone number), told him he'd bring the WWF title with him when he dies, claims there's a memorial wall up in Heaven "for all the big Hulksters in the Persian Gulf and the little Hulksters who passed away a little too soon"


God's phone number?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: As we celebrate the first anniversary of the FWC, I'd like to present you all with a chance to show your FWC love everywhere you go...

Official FWC T-shirts!!.

Holy crap, yes.

Ok, can we start a pool to guess how long before we see an fWc shirt on TV?

Anybody know how hard it is to cut wood into the shape of a quarter circle? Think the windows in Amityville Horror. I have four of those in my attic, they open (folding in) and I can easily take them out with the hinges. I'd like to cut two quarter circles to fit, weather proof the wood and paint the opening to match my house so that I can install either a window mount AC unit (small one) or some window fans so that I can at least move some of the air out of the attic.

Dougie AXP: So what did everyone do with their 3-day weekend? I did enless house projects.

I did not get a long weekend. Our May holiday was on the 21st (Victoria Day). Nothing like a cheap excuse to drink beer and shoot off fireworks.

Last night, I ventured down to Toronto to see Gogol Bordello. It was one of the crazier shows I've been to. Lots of really high paced manic energy. That and the crowd was fantastic.


Crappy iPhone picture, hurrah!

So with Vince's push towards interactive elements and the internet, he's missed out on the only thing I think might be gold:
Fantasy WWE
Just set it up like ESPN's NFL challenge game. In this case, you get 50 million and have to select 5 wrestlers. Let 1 season run from WM to Survivor Series and one from SS to WM. You can make changes at RR and Summerslam. They could rig the point system to be whatever they want it to be.

I'd play that and we'd definitely need a fark thread. Yes, Cena would have to be worth 20 million. Ryder would be .25 million.