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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1686
    More: Interesting, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, John Cena, United States, Memorial Day, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes  
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2012-05-28 10:44:43 PM  
Mark my words, gentlemen:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will outgross The Avengers.

Your Nostradamus has spoken!
 
2012-05-28 10:45:28 PM  

Anarchangel: styckx: lol @ the one dickhead booing.

I'm convinced there's one guy who buys a ticket to every single show so he can boo, yell "FAKE", or otherwise shiat on everything all night.



What's his FARK handle?
 
2012-05-28 10:45:40 PM  

silgryphon: 10-200


My cop friends actually use that.
 
2012-05-28 10:45:44 PM  
Ay least orton wasn't doing the troops promo
 
2012-05-28 10:45:48 PM  

Captain Steroid: Mark my words, gentlemen:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will outgross The Avengers.

Your Nostradamus has spoken!


I have 4 words for you

ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER
 
2012-05-28 10:45:55 PM  
Hey. Where's Smiths?
 
2012-05-28 10:45:56 PM  
the Total Blackage
 
2012-05-28 10:45:59 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Why is no one surprised that Bugenhagen can float?


we all float down here....
 
2012-05-28 10:46:03 PM  
CM Punk defends his championship against the engorged... er... enraged monster!
 
2012-05-28 10:46:16 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Why is no one surprised that Bugenhagen can float?

.... hey, how do you get a Chocobo on the ship? I've never actually tried to breed them before.

/I vote for Miz/Christian


I've always wondered how Bugenhagen is Red XIII's grandfather. Doesn't seem to make sense.

To get a Chocobo on the ship, just ride one up to the ship, and hit OK. You and your Chocobo are now airborne! You only need to do that to get Mime with the Green Chocobo and Quadra Magic with the Blue.
 
2012-05-28 10:46:23 PM  
Did the announcer say he was from Harvard Law School?
 
2012-05-28 10:46:26 PM  
David Otugna is not helping out national oil crisis.
 
2012-05-28 10:46:28 PM  
Wow, 2 matches left and we are already at 10:45.

Punk-Kane for the belt on Friday.

Also, I guess Matt Bloom is upset that he uprooted his family.
 
2012-05-28 10:46:36 PM  
Son of Simba!!
 
2012-05-28 10:46:43 PM  
LIME CHECK!
 
2012-05-28 10:46:47 PM  
TOO MANY LIMES!!!
 
2012-05-28 10:46:48 PM  
RAW is sponsored by Just for Men? OH shiat, NASH IS BACK!
 
2012-05-28 10:46:50 PM  
TOO MANY LIMES! TOO MANY LIMES!
 
2012-05-28 10:46:54 PM  
IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING LOBSTERHEAD
 
2012-05-28 10:46:59 PM  
How many limes are left
 
2012-05-28 10:47:01 PM  
LIME COUNT
 
2012-05-28 10:47:04 PM  

Captain Steroid: Mark my words, gentlemen:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will outgross The Avengers.

Your Nostradamus has spoken!


It may display more "gross" images of blood and the like but there's no way it makes more money than The Avengers. Too hipster.
 
2012-05-28 10:47:06 PM  
WHew, I was running low on Limes.
 
2012-05-28 10:47:14 PM  

eddievercetti: LIME CHECK!


Too many!!
 
2012-05-28 10:47:14 PM  
Sheamus gets big face pops when he's not against Daniel Bryan
 
2012-05-28 10:47:14 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-05-28 10:47:15 PM  
ih0.redbubble.net
 
2012-05-28 10:47:32 PM  

silgryphon: Captain Steroid: Mark my words, gentlemen:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will outgross The Avengers.

Your Nostradamus has spoken!

I have 4 words for you

ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER


You know, I have the book sitting on my shelf. I should read it before the movie drops.
 
2012-05-28 10:47:44 PM  
The reason this Raw isn't the clusterf*ck last week was......

Vince: ZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz....mmrrhmm Cena oh I didn't see you there....mmmmhhhmm...zzzzz...yes I'll help put the oil on you....zzzzzz........oh, you've never been with a man before?..........mmmhhhmmmmrrrmmm yeah I'll go gentle there....yes my squat form is impeccable, thanks for noticing....zzzzz......

Michael Hayes: Uh, boss? Boss! Vince, wake up!

Vince: *snort* WHAT, WHAT GOD DAMMIT! IT'S MEMORIAL DAY I'M SLEEPING OFF MY 3 DAY BENDER OF LEFTOVER ICOPRO AND COCAINE!!!

Hayes: Raw's tonight. We sent you a script but you never approved it. We had to go with a draft.

Vince: WHAT?!! WHAT THE F*CK YOU WENT ON-AIR WITHOUT ME?!! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SPORTS ENTERTAIN WITHOUT MY INPUT?!! WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?!!!

Hayes: Well to be honest, Vince, it's gone pretty well. We had a good 17 minute match with Punk and Bryan, AJ did a good spot and Kane was on-cue as always.

Vince: OH GODDAMMIT I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW! THAT EXPIRED ICOPRO IS TEARING MY BOWELS OPEN LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD RIPPING THROUGH CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER! I'LL REVIEW THIS SH*T LATER. DID YOU AT LEAST GET CENA ON THERE FOR A QUARTER HOUR?

Hayes: No, he's busy with the divorce. B-but we got him to do a voiceover for the troops!

Vince; Listen to me. I'm gonna go flush all the protein paste from my lower intestine like an old Civil War cannon, and you are going to clean it all up. With nothing but a baby wipe.
 
2012-05-28 10:47:57 PM  

styckx: David Otugna is not helping out national oil crisis.


It's fine. They found a MASSIVE amount of oil under three states. Sure it's shale oil, but still.

/Actually paid $3.19 for gas today
 
2012-05-28 10:49:18 PM  

verbaltoxin: The reason this Raw isn't the clusterf*ck last week was......

Vince: ZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz....mmrrhmm Cena oh I didn't see you there....mmmmhhhmm...zzzzz...yes I'll help put the oil on you....zzzzzz........oh, you've never been with a man before?..........mmmhhhmmmmrrrmmm yeah I'll go gentle there....yes my squat form is impeccable, thanks for noticing....zzzzz......

Michael Hayes: Uh, boss? Boss! Vince, wake up!

Vince: *snort* WHAT, WHAT GOD DAMMIT! IT'S MEMORIAL DAY I'M SLEEPING OFF MY 3 DAY BENDER OF LEFTOVER ICOPRO AND COCAINE!!!

Hayes: Raw's tonight. We sent you a script but you never approved it. We had to go with a draft.

Vince: WHAT?!! WHAT THE F*CK YOU WENT ON-AIR WITHOUT ME?!! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SPORTS ENTERTAIN WITHOUT MY INPUT?!! WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?!!!

Hayes: Well to be honest, Vince, it's gone pretty well. We had a good 17 minute match with Punk and Bryan, AJ did a good spot and Kane was on-cue as always.

Vince: OH GODDAMMIT I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW! THAT EXPIRED ICOPRO IS TEARING MY BOWELS OPEN LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD RIPPING THROUGH CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER! I'LL REVIEW THIS SH*T LATER. DID YOU AT LEAST GET CENA ON THERE FOR A QUARTER HOUR?

Hayes: No, he's busy with the divorce. B-but we got him to do a voiceover for the troops!

Vince; Listen to me. I'm gonna go flush all the protein paste from my lower intestine like an old Civil War cannon, and you are going to clean it all up. With nothing but a baby wipe.


These Senile Vince posts are pure art.
 
2012-05-28 10:49:24 PM  

verbaltoxin: The reason this Raw isn't the clusterf*ck last week was......

Vince: ZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz....mmrrhmm Cena oh I didn't see you there....mmmmhhhmm...zzzzz...yes I'll help put the oil on you....zzzzzz........oh, you've never been with a man before?..........mmmhhhmmmmrrrmmm yeah I'll go gentle there....yes my squat form is impeccable, thanks for noticing....zzzzz......

Michael Hayes: Uh, boss? Boss! Vince, wake up!

Vince: *snort* WHAT, WHAT GOD DAMMIT! IT'S MEMORIAL DAY I'M SLEEPING OFF MY 3 DAY BENDER OF LEFTOVER ICOPRO AND COCAINE!!!

Hayes: Raw's tonight. We sent you a script but you never approved it. We had to go with a draft.

Vince: WHAT?!! WHAT THE F*CK YOU WENT ON-AIR WITHOUT ME?!! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SPORTS ENTERTAIN WITHOUT MY INPUT?!! WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?!!!

Hayes: Well to be honest, Vince, it's gone pretty well. We had a good 17 minute match with Punk and Bryan, AJ did a good spot and Kane was on-cue as always.

Vince: OH GODDAMMIT I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW! THAT EXPIRED ICOPRO IS TEARING MY BOWELS OPEN LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD RIPPING THROUGH CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER! I'LL REVIEW THIS SH*T LATER. DID YOU AT LEAST GET CENA ON THERE FOR A QUARTER HOUR?

Hayes: No, he's busy with the divorce. B-but we got him to do a voiceover for the troops!

Vince; Listen to me. I'm gonna go flush all the protein paste from my lower intestine like an old Civil War cannon, and you are going to clean it all up. With nothing but a baby wipe.


You need help, but damned if I am going to do anything about it.
 
2012-05-28 10:49:32 PM  
Not a single mention of Triple H or Brock tonight
 
2012-05-28 10:49:41 PM  

eddievercetti: LIME CHECK!

 
2012-05-28 10:50:11 PM  
How does otunga get past the drug screens?
 
2012-05-28 10:50:31 PM  
If you're gonna have your kid hold up a sign, at least make sure you've spelled "ARSE" correctly.

/ars. Really?
 
2012-05-28 10:50:36 PM  

Anarchangel: styckx: lol @ the one dickhead booing.

I'm convinced there's one guy who buys a ticket to every single show so he can boo, yell "FAKE", or otherwise shiat on everything all night.

I'm sure Vince is happy to take his money either way, but there's always some douche trying to ruin it for everyone.


Its like the Guy who comes in here and posts about the entertainment tab but in real life
 
2012-05-28 10:50:38 PM  
White Noise on a black guy
 
2012-05-28 10:50:42 PM  

phedex: How does otunga get past the drug screens?


What do you think is in his "coffee"

Pure, clean urine!
 
2012-05-28 10:50:42 PM  

phedex: How does otunga get past the drug screens?


He hides behind all the baby oil
 
2012-05-28 10:50:57 PM  
Otunga: Jobber to the stars.
 
2012-05-28 10:51:00 PM  
Did anyone, anyone at all, think Carlton had a chance in hell tonight?
 
2012-05-28 10:51:01 PM  

phedex: How does otunga get past the drug screens?


Creatine probably
 
2012-05-28 10:51:13 PM  
So... Sheamus hits himself in the chest more than he hits his opponent?
 
2012-05-28 10:51:21 PM  
LOBSTER FOR THE W!
 
2012-05-28 10:51:38 PM  
Current Lime Status:

Anti-Lime

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 10:51:45 PM  
KIDS LOVE SHEAMUS STOP BOOING GEEKS
 
2012-05-28 10:51:55 PM  
Hahahaha...Little Sheamus rules.
 
2012-05-28 10:52:11 PM  
Someone better call your momma, Brodus is getting squashed
 
2012-05-28 10:52:12 PM  
So is Otunga fired?
Does he loose his law license ?
He banned from Starbucks?
 
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