FARK.com: (7130477) Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA

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		Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1686
		More: Interesting, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, John Cena, United States, Memorial Day, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes

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Dr J Zoidberg		2012-05-28 09:54:03 PM

silgryphon: That is a sweet cover

Ed Becker		2012-05-28 09:54:07 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Steel cage? BRING BACK BIG BLUE!

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How 'bout no. The boys hated that den of injury.

SharkTrager		2012-05-28 09:54:11 PM

Punk shirt and Cena necklace?

Captain Steroid		2012-05-28 09:54:11 PM

tbaughm		2012-05-28 09:54:19 PM

Kane pyro for Punk banner unveil?

one of those		2012-05-28 09:54:24 PM

Dick jokes = NOT PG

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 09:54:25 PM

Can we still order the Johnny Ace cover version from wweshop.com? I would actually buy that.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-28 09:54:26 PM

i like the Punk cover! But god, i would love to see the Johnny Ace cover as an alternate.

TheManofPA		2012-05-28 09:54:28 PM

Wait a second

Did we just get a video game commercial in between commercials? Sly WWE, very sly.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 09:54:30 PM

WWE Creative @WWE_Creative
Having @WWERawGM on the cover of WWE 13 ensures that the game will have glitches & spend hours sucking up to more powerful games #RAWTonight

Moodybastard		2012-05-28 09:54:32 PM

Stupid promo is stupid

Owangotang		2012-05-28 09:54:36 PM

Does that sticker in the upper right of the game say WWE attitude?

styckx		2012-05-28 09:54:40 PM

WTF.. It has the WWE Attitude logo on it..

robsul82		2012-05-28 09:54:42 PM

That's a farking SWEET cover, hahaha. Nice.

"A WRESTLING video game with an actual WRESTLER on the cover, what a concept!"

lurch_E_bean		2012-05-28 09:54:53 PM

So, to the surprise of no one, Cena vs. Big Show is the main event of No Way Out.

A match where no one is making a return to the WWE after years away, nothing is on the line, and is a match we've seen a million times 5-6 years ago already.

Why wouldn't that be the Main Event?

i10.photobucket.com

Yeah, I don't know either, dude...

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-28 09:54:55 PM

So... is Microsoft paying to have the X-Box logo on the games?

/Carlton.

Dougie AXP		2012-05-28 09:55:05 PM

uh oh, he said the W word...he's gonna be in trouble.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 09:55:18 PM

Ed Becker: KellyKellyKelly: Steel cage? BRING BACK BIG BLUE!

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How 'bout no. The boys hated that den of injury.

Sarcasm, do you speak it?

/but please, continue to condescend

Bob Dolemite		2012-05-28 09:55:30 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: i like the Punk cover! But god, i would love to see the Johnny Ace cover as an alternate.

it's like brett favre in a jets jersey

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 09:55:49 PM

TheManofPA: Wait a second

Did we just get a video game commercial in between commercials? Sly WWE, very sly.

We've hit the advertising singularity.

penguin31		2012-05-28 09:55:55 PM

WWE Attitude? WTF?!

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-28 09:56:01 PM

Gunny Highway: This has the makings of a good promo at least.

Ace has got much better on the stick

If you like ads in your promos its good.

Tenor Reaper		2012-05-28 09:56:09 PM

Ziggler: I am taking my ass-cape and I am GOING HOME.

Gunny Highway		2012-05-28 09:56:12 PM

King laughs at dick joke.

I am surprised Punk can say "wrestler" as much as he does

falcon176		2012-05-28 09:56:13 PM

wait so they're trashing the Cena is a rebel angle and going back to what it was before Cena hijacked it in a desperate attempt to generate popularity

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-28 09:56:19 PM

Fisty Bum: Can we still order the Johnny Ace cover version from wweshop.com? I would actually buy that.

The Best Buy version of NASCAR '09 had a reverseable cover.

That would be a good idea for WWE '13.

styckx		2012-05-28 09:56:24 PM

penguin31: WWE Attitude? WTF?!

It has got the be the biggest troll ever by Vince..

Ed Becker		2012-05-28 09:56:29 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Ed Becker: KellyKellyKelly: Steel cage? BRING BACK BIG BLUE!

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How 'bout no. The boys hated that den of injury.

Sarcasm, do you speak it?

/but please, continue to condescend

I forgot to use sarcastic font. Forgive me.

Moodybastard		2012-05-28 09:56:29 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: i like the Punk cover! But god, i would love to see the Johnny Ace cover as an alternate.

If you are able to book matches for Ace, it might be worth it.

eddievercetti		2012-05-28 09:56:40 PM

Wait, shouldn't Punk be fighting for the face his match isn't main event?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

silgryphon		2012-05-28 09:56:40 PM

Cardboard breakage fail

That's going on Botchamania

phedex		2012-05-28 09:56:41 PM

Owangotang: Does that sticker in the upper right of the game say WWE attitude?

just noticed that too...hmm...

robsul82		2012-05-28 09:57:05 PM

Stupid cardboard.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 09:57:07 PM

Ah, Punk/DBD. Just in time to be blamed for the ratings drop.

TheManofPA		2012-05-28 09:57:53 PM

falcon176: wait so they're trashing the Cena is a rebel angle and going back to what it was before Cena hijacked it in a desperate attempt to generate popularity

Look, they want the people to cheer Cena. Why haven't they gone with the obvious choice. There is only one heel in the WWE who people hate so much that they would cheer Cena:

Vicki

Cena vs. Swagger should have been his next PPV match.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 09:59:03 PM

WWE Creative @WWE_Creative
Coming up next it's @CMPunk vs. @WWEDanielBryan in a wrestling match. Yes, we're serious. Stop laughing. #RAWTonight

styckx		2012-05-28 09:59:08 PM

60 minutes! 60 minutes without Cena!

Moodybastard		2012-05-28 09:59:15 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Ah, Punk/DBD. Just in time to be blamed for the ratings drop.

This might be the one time the second hour starts up instead of down. Its the only reason I am sorta watching.

robsul82		2012-05-28 09:59:25 PM

5 minutes of wrestling before the Kane run-in, start the clock.

silgryphon		2012-05-28 09:59:27 PM

Woohooo Smackdown is about to get alot more botchier

Anarchangel		2012-05-28 09:59:37 PM

Okay Vince, we all know Kane is interfering, so just give us a good 10-15 minutes of epic beforehand, okay?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 09:59:39 PM

Sin Botcha returns!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-28 09:59:43 PM

phedex: Owangotang: Does that sticker in the upper right of the game say WWE attitude?

just noticed that too...hmm...

lurch_E_bean		2012-05-28 09:59:46 PM

Finally... the BOTCH... has returned... to Smackdown!!

Bob Dolemite		2012-05-28 09:59:49 PM

whatever, guys. i'm switching to TNT, Foley is going to win the title.

irishman4		2012-05-28 09:59:58 PM

kane interferes.

Owangotang		2012-05-28 10:00:03 PM

I shouldn't be this excited about the WWE Attitude sticker, should I? If we can have angles like Drew McIntyre turning into a panty-sniffing stalker and CM Punk dropping pipebombs again I'll be happy.

one of those		2012-05-28 10:00:04 PM

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

silgryphon		2012-05-28 10:00:12 PM

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Farktologist		2012-05-28 10:00:13 PM

styckx: 60 minutes! 60 minutes without Cena!

Except for the recap and the beginning of Show's recap of the recap. But hey, it's still progress.

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