FARK.com: (7130477) Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA

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		Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1686
		More: Interesting, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, John Cena, United States, Memorial Day, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes

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TheManofPA		2012-05-28 09:11:41 PM

You know, this could have actually been a good promo and reasoning had they opened with this part for why he turned heel

eagles95		2012-05-28 09:11:47 PM

FinFangFark: is show gonna squash the Funkasaurus?

Please.

seconded

Anarchangel		2012-05-28 09:11:55 PM

VINCE IS CRAZY (clap clap clap clap clap)
VINCE IS CRAZY (clap clap clap clap clap)
VINCE IS CRAZY (clap clap clap clap clap)
VINCE IS CRAZY (clap clap clap clap clap)
VINCE IS CRAZY (clap clap clap clap clap)

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-28 09:11:56 PM

Haha, that's basically what I said in the fark thread when it happened. Went ffrom humiliation and owen voice to funkasaurus.

robsul82		2012-05-28 09:12:02 PM

TheManofPA: You know, this could have actually been a good promo and reasoning had they opened with this part for why he turned heel

This. Show buried the lead.

styckx		2012-05-28 09:12:08 PM

Hey look! It's a slow talking, slow walking suite and tie wrestler in WWE! THIS IS GROUND BREAKING!!

silgryphon		2012-05-28 09:12:10 PM

Big show has a zit on his face

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-28 09:12:11 PM

I liked this promo better when Jericho did it, a few years ago.

HardRocker488		2012-05-28 09:12:20 PM

Someone needs to get a pic of that kid in the Sheamus makeup.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 09:12:39 PM

The part of Liz Cena will be played by Paul Wight.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-28 09:12:40 PM

silgryphon: Big show has a zit on his face

We need the Boogieman back to suck it dry.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-05-28 09:12:47 PM

*~~Boo~~Fire this man* sign to the right of Big Show looking at the screen

nyrkah1		2012-05-28 09:12:52 PM

silgryphon: Big show has a zit on his face

That is his face.

FinFangFark		2012-05-28 09:12:57 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I liked this promo better when Jericho did it, a few years ago.

not Miz last year?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-28 09:13:18 PM

Well, yes, Show, this was embarrassing and stupid, but what does it have to do with your humiliation?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-28 09:13:19 PM

Recaps = HEEL HEAT.

robsul82		2012-05-28 09:13:20 PM

Bringing up Cena the Selfish Hero preferring to yell LOOOOOOOOOOOSER than try to help his friend.

Mention this at the BEGINNING, Show.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-28 09:13:20 PM

he really thinks highly of himself. More than anyone else does.

He really expected a full locker room mutiny on his behalf?

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 09:13:30 PM

Once again, I agree with you show. Cena Ventura: Pet Detective was stupid.

SharkTrager		2012-05-28 09:13:36 PM

Watching Ace try not to laugh was funny.

Owangotang		2012-05-28 09:13:43 PM

farking Christ I hate early summer WWE

silgryphon		2012-05-28 09:13:53 PM

This promo sucks

tbaughm		2012-05-28 09:13:57 PM

So I missed the show two weeks ago...apparently Cena tried to channel his inner Jim Carrey from Liar Liar?

irishman4		2012-05-28 09:13:58 PM

The Big JOKE

eddievercetti		2012-05-28 09:14:00 PM

Yep, Show is now Tommy Wiseau.

EVERYBODY BETRAY ME! I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!

TheManofPA		2012-05-28 09:14:04 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: You know, this could have actually been a good promo and reasoning had they opened with this part for why he turned heel

This. Show buried the lead.

Adding the Cena stuff was smart too. If you take out the recap, take out his opening 2 minutes, and move this to last week; then it'd make sense that he would have made a deal with Ace in the ring.

nyrkah1		2012-05-28 09:14:11 PM

WEEEELLLLLLLLLL....IT'S THE BIG JOKE!

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-28 09:14:16 PM

Papa shango sign.

~~Tripping~~ dripping Balls

verbaltoxin		2012-05-28 09:14:16 PM

Joke? Well you aren't the same since your days as Captain Insane-O.

economicalhaircut		2012-05-28 09:14:31 PM

the zit is a fake snake bite that he'll rip off in a sec, just watch

Farktologist		2012-05-28 09:14:38 PM

Never thought I'd find myself longing for a 30-minute Triple H promo. And yet, here I am.

SharkTrager		2012-05-28 09:14:39 PM

silgryphon: This promo sucks

He's better as a heel with an editor.

HardRocker488		2012-05-28 09:14:40 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I liked this promo better when ~~Jericho~~ every WWE superstar that has ever turned heel did it, ~~a few years ago~~ ever.

FTFY

FinFangFark		2012-05-28 09:14:41 PM

15 minutes and counting without a single minute of actual wrestling.

W.T.F.

robsul82		2012-05-28 09:15:02 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: TheManofPA: You know, this could have actually been a good promo and reasoning had they opened with this part for why he turned heel

This. Show buried the lead.

Adding the Cena stuff was smart too. If you take out the recap, take out his opening 2 minutes, and move this to last week; then it'd make sense that he would have made a deal with Ace in the ring.

Yeah, this is actually very well reasoned, outside of the not being pissed at Ace anymore thing.

TheManofPA		2012-05-28 09:15:08 PM

And here comes Cena in 3....2......1.....

verbaltoxin		2012-05-28 09:15:12 PM

15 minutes in, 3 recaps already done. I'm so glad I am not a paying audience member. I wouldn't pay good money to watch TV in an arena.

eagles95		2012-05-28 09:15:20 PM

Rock was right years ago...people hear "well...its the big show" and think thank god a piss break

eddievercetti		2012-05-28 09:15:21 PM

GET ON WITH IT!

Fisty Bum		2012-05-28 09:15:22 PM

eddievercetti: Yep, Show is now Tommy Wiseau.

EVERYBODY BETRAY ME! I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!

29.media.tumblr.com

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CENA!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-28 09:15:26 PM

P-Money All $tar: Papa shango sign.

Tripping dripping Balls

Papa Shango?

No, The Godfather!

SharkTrager		2012-05-28 09:15:40 PM

No, but I think James Loney needs to go yard right about now.

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-28 09:15:55 PM

verbaltoxin: Joke? Well you aren't the same since your days as Captain Insane-O.

Captain Insane-o cut a quicker promo..

you are a puppet		2012-05-28 09:16:02 PM

What the hell? He didn't even mention how many cars Hogan has in his garage.

Tenor Reaper		2012-05-28 09:16:18 PM

Oooh. I could play Symphony of the Night again too. It wasn't nearly as fun as I thought to be to be Richter and just slide my ass up and down Dracula's castle.

/OH RIGHT THE SHOW IS ON

FinFangFark		2012-05-28 09:16:27 PM

the boys in the back have found the opening to this show riveting.
www.pwmania.com

silgryphon		2012-05-28 09:16:37 PM

Oh sweet another match between DB and Punk

robsul82		2012-05-28 09:16:41 PM

Punk vs. Danielson nontitle tonight, with a shot at the PPV on the line.

Santino vs. ADR next? Geez.

Randyman		2012-05-28 09:16:42 PM

Show is a lousy heel. Just leave him as the goofy giant, that's what he's good at.

/ I haven't complained about his shiatty theme for a long time... so.... IT SUCKS
// DANCING!