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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1686
    More: Interesting, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, John Cena, United States, Memorial Day, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes  
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TheManofPA
2012-05-28 09:04:20 PM
Wow, we are going to be 5 minutes into the show AND NOTHING NEW WILL HAVE HAPPENED
 
Owangotang
2012-05-28 09:04:23 PM
Anyone who couldn't see the Big Show swerve coming does not deserve to be able to breed.
 
Dr J Zoidberg
2012-05-28 09:04:25 PM
In the words of Tyrion Lannister from last night "Oh, fark me"
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:04:36 PM
"I got no sympathy! None! Except for the chants everybody could hear!"
 
Triple Oak
2012-05-28 09:04:37 PM
Don't forget everyone, Big Show re-signed on Monday morning after his verbal agreement.

/continuity
 
FinFangFark
2012-05-28 09:04:41 PM
This is your WWE folks...3 hours, and 2 1/2 are mother f#*king recaps.

Recaps of recaps. We are going to hit promo meta.
 
nyrkah1
2012-05-28 09:04:42 PM
Big Show punched Cena?

When did this happen?

/thank goodness for recaps.
 
tbaughm
2012-05-28 09:04:53 PM
eddievercetti: God, this is one long recap

To be fair, this recap actually started with events involving WWWF storylines.
 
SharkTrager
2012-05-28 09:04:54 PM
Show is better as a heel.
 
Fisty Bum [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:04:55 PM
Holy crap, how is this recap still going?
 
Farktologist
2012-05-28 09:05:04 PM
Triple Oak: Don't forget everyone, Big Show re-signed on Monday morning after his verbal agreement.

/continuity

Boom.
 
KellyKellyKelly [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:18 PM
eddievercetti: God, this is one long recap

If ever anything only needed to be 18 seconds long...
 
TheManofPA
2012-05-28 09:05:18 PM
Ok, this post signals the first live appearance tonight.
 
MagSeven [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:21 PM
Start the SHOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
 
Tenor Reaper
2012-05-28 09:05:32 PM
AND WHILE I'M COMPLAINING

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GODDAMN ICE CREAM BARS
 
Smiths
2012-05-28 09:05:34 PM
big show was rehired saturday, sunday, sunday, saturday
 
eddievercetti
2012-05-28 09:05:35 PM
Where's my 25 bucks?
 
silgryphon [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:35 PM
Showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
Gunny Highway
2012-05-28 09:05:35 PM
Remember the video packages used to be one of the best things about WWE. They must have heard that and ran with it
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:35 PM
Big Show promo time.

/ready the Sleeping Lex Lugers!
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:36 PM
"You should feel bad for me because I apparently have worse money managers than Ric Flair, and need to work every day to support myself!"

lord, Show's explanation was terrible.

Even worse was him thumping Cena on the forehead and Cena selling it like it was a KO.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:42 PM
robsul82: This recap is rated three sleeping Lex Lugers.

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3 Sleeping Lugers = 1 Dead Liz.

However, 6 choking Benoits are greater than 3 sleeping Lugers.
 
FinFangFark
2012-05-28 09:05:45 PM
AAAAAND here comes Show to recap the recap.
 
KellyKellyKelly [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:53 PM
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

...fark this.
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:05:57 PM
WHAR REVOLUTION WWE???
 
SharkTrager
2012-05-28 09:06:05 PM
Grown men in Cena shirts make me sad.
 
verbaltoxin [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:06:08 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I must say, I'd rather see the Sgt. Slaughter I WAAAAAAAANT... MY COUNTRY... BAAAAAAAAACK vignettes than another recap.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE, TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITES STATES OF AMERICA! AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

There aren't many opportunities for me to recite the pledge, but the next time I do, I'm doing it in Slaughter's voice.
 
CM Drunk
2012-05-28 09:06:10 PM
I very much wanted him to rip his suit climbing into the ring
 
TheManofPA
2012-05-28 09:06:20 PM
TheManofPA: Ok, this post signals the first live appearance tonight.

The recap and troops opening went 5 minutes, 18 seconds....WOW. Just wow on the losing part of your opening show to that.
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:06:23 PM
NOBODY called it "the darkest day in WWE history," you raging douche!
 
HeartBurnKid
2012-05-28 09:06:28 PM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT'S WHO GIVES A shiat?
 
KellyKellyKelly [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:06:32 PM
Nawlins? Please be a drunk crowd, please be a drunk crowd...
 
Anarchangel
2012-05-28 09:06:32 PM
Guessing this will be him announcing Johnny Ace in his corner.
 
SharkTrager
2012-05-28 09:06:40 PM
King's shirts also make me sad.
 
nyrkah1
2012-05-28 09:06:41 PM
Did Lawler and Cole switch seats?

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 
Owangotang
2012-05-28 09:06:44 PM
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the Big Show!"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:06:56 PM
This is Big Show doing the DDP impression promo again.
 
Mind of the North Star
2012-05-28 09:06:56 PM
Man....this Big Show/Cena feud sucked ass all of the other times they tried this.



This has Vince written all over it
 
MagSeven [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:07:00 PM
i479.photobucket.com
 
eagles95 [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:07:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: This recap is rated three sleeping Lex Lugers.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

3 Sleeping Lugers = 1 Dead Liz.

However, 6 choking Benoits are greater than 3 sleeping Lugers.

i lol'd a little too much at that
 
tbaughm
2012-05-28 09:07:05 PM
Darkest day in WWE history? Apparently Vince has forgotten about Owen...and Eddie...and He Who Shall Not Be Named...and Kelly Kelly's title reign
 
KellyKellyKelly [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:07:07 PM
Lose your smile, you worthless lump!
 
TheManofPA
2012-05-28 09:07:13 PM
Ok, for this whole segment, I'm only looking for "Shut up Dougie"

I do see a Free Jericho sign already.
 
Farktologist
2012-05-28 09:07:14 PM
So now Show is going to recap the recap?
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:07:22 PM
Is this the same farking promo he did on Smackdown reworded?
 
FinFangFark
2012-05-28 09:07:29 PM
Show has a creepy grill...he's got the teeth and gums of a 5'6 man in a 7'2 head.
 
silgryphon [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:07:32 PM
I must say, he has nice teeth
 
cab3783
2012-05-28 09:07:43 PM
5 mins in and already sleepy
 
KellyKellyKelly [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:07:44 PM
Calculations? From a man who uses his fingers to add 1 + 1? Bullshiat.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-05-28 09:07:46 PM
THIS IS ME... SMIIIILING.

THIS IS ME... POOPING.

THIS IS ME... FISTING.

i6.photobucket.com
 
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