Still good! Suck it, 34-year-olds.

Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.

Yeah... no.

You kids have no idea.

haha so the girl i'm gonna marry already reached her peak so it's all downhill for her
but uphill for me
cause i'm 31 and have 2 more years left
hahahahahah

Trixie212: Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.

god i hope when i'm 46 i'm not still using fark

Should have waited until July to break up with the girlfriend.

/2 months til 34

I'm having the best sex now in my 50's. And no blue pills are required.

/26 year old blonde might have something to do with that.

I'm 32 and I was having great sex with a 35 year old woman until recently. Then she and my wife got into a fight and it's all been downhill from there.

Jon iz teh kewl: Trixie212: Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.

god i hope when i'm 46 i'm not still using fark

So do we...

mikdeetx: I'm having the best sex now in my 50's. And no blue pills are required.

/26 year old blonde might have something to do with that.

FTA: Asked when they had their best sex, 40 per cent of 1,281 people polled said NOW.

So you ask a bunch of 28 year olds when the best sex is, they say "now", and you conclude the best sex is at 28 rather than sex gets better as you get older?

Arkanaut: Still good! Suck it, 34-year-olds.

Yeah... and I haven't had a girlfriend from 32 to 34... so... *shoots self in head*

And on the way down the hill I'll still try to fark everything I can get my hands on.

People older than me dont have sex anymore.

28 partners? Sluts. 28 centimeters? Good luck, I am already taken. 28 years? Who wants to have sex with a grandma?

Bhruic: FTA: Asked when they had their best sex, 40 per cent of 1,281 people polled said NOW.

So you ask a bunch of 28 year olds when the best sex is, they say "now", and you conclude the best sex is at 28 rather than sex gets better as you get older?

i think it really has to do with obesity. see 60% of the population is either obese or overweight. that leaves 40% normal people.

Bhruic: FTA: Asked when they had their best sex, 40 per cent of 1,281 people polled said NOW.

So you ask a bunch of 28 year olds when the best sex is, they say "now", and you conclude the best sex is at 28 rather than sex gets better as you get older?

I'd conclude "don't ask survey questions while doing anal."

33? I doubt that. I think I've been in decline since around 21. On the other hand, my wife had a personal revolution at 32. Her sex drive got stuck in the 'on' position for about 6 months. 6 very, very good months. If I could figure out how to replicate that, I'd be rich. And happy. And exhausted. I've heard of a lot of other women having a similar awakening in their late 20s to early 30s. Like they've finally figured out that it's ok to enjoy sex and that their man actually likes it when they get freaky.

NewWorldDan: 33? I doubt that. I think I've been in decline since around 21. On the other hand, my wife had a personal revolution at 32. Her sex drive got stuck in the 'on' position for about 6 months. 6 very, very good months. If I could figure out how to replicate that, I'd be rich. And happy. And exhausted. I've heard of a lot of other women having a similar awakening in their late 20s to early 30s. Like they've finally figured out that it's ok to enjoy sex and that their man actually likes it when they get freaky.

so is your BMI > 29??

33-y-o male having the best sex of his life with his current gf; getting a kick, etc.

I don't think it has anything to do with age, but rather who you're with.

Because surveys taken by on line sex toy retailers trump actual research every time.

Savage Bacon: 33-y-o male having the best sex of his life with his current gf; getting a kick, etc.

I don't think it has anything to do with age, but rather who you're with.

This x one million

my best masturbation sessions were when i was 30 and 150 lbs. now i'm 31 and 199 lbs and a smoker.

it's not as good

Reminds me of a story grandpa used to tell.

An old bull and a young bull are standing on top of a hill looking down over a pasture with all the cows.
The young bull says to the old bull, let's run down there and fark one of those cows!
The old bull says, let's walk down and fark them all!

red5ish: Because surveys taken by on line sex toy retailers trump actual research every time.

If you own a 28 year old sex toy, you're doing it wrong.

That's not what your Mom said.

Worst sex eva UK snorefest

Best sex eva USFARKINGA!! (the gals know their gynecology)

At 37, I probably will never have sex again. I'm very much OK with that.

NewWorldDan: 33? I doubt that. I think I've been in decline since around 21. On the other hand, my wife had a personal revolution at 32. Her sex drive got stuck in the 'on' position for about 6 months. 6 very, very good months. If I could figure out how to replicate that, I'd be rich. And happy. And exhausted. I've heard of a lot of other women having a similar awakening in their late 20s to early 30s. Like they've finally figured out that it's ok to enjoy sex and that their man actually likes it when they get freaky.

My wife figured it out finally in the last couple of months. She's 28 and I've finally convinced her that her fundie Christian upbringing is wrong about everything, and that includes sex. Things have gotten quite a bit better, even though they were good before.

Also, I wind up posting this in pretty much every sex thread, but it bears repeating: If you want your sex life to improve, regardless of age, then try either of these:

Hitachi Magic Wand
Rockbox (NSFWish dialogue)

Not every woman may enjoy these, but they're pretty amazing as far as we're concerned.

Trixie212: Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.

Amen to that. I'm glad someone around here has some sense!

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

I call shenanigans!


Soon to be 53 yo - male

Best sex EVER:

1. I was 37, she was 50. She was 13 years, 7 month older
(lasted 5 very intense months)

2. I was 38 to 42, she was 51 to 55. She was 13 years, 20 days older
(four GLORIOUS years!)

Honorable mentions: Me 42, she 59 / me 50, she 66

Older ladies love the attention, and can teach lots of tricks that they have learned over the years.

Young girls: "ME, ME, ME, what about ME?!"

Older ladies: "What can I do to please you?"

57 and still a stud muffin.

Jon iz teh kewl: Trixie212: Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.

god i hope when i'm 46 i'm not still using fark

Jon iz teh tewl

The problem with as you grow older isn't wanting it, it's the spirit is willing but the body is experiencing a variety of aches and pain in various areas necessary for good sex.

Growing old ain't for sissies.

/not old
//aches and pains, though

KnowEyeInnTeem: 28 partners? Sluts. 28 centimeters? Good luck, I am already taken. 28 years? Who wants to have sex with a grandma?

There is a large portion of the internet that you are unaware of

Jon iz teh kewl: haha so the girl i'm gonna marry already reached her peak so it's all downhill for her


Well, she is marrying you....

SweetSilverBlues: The problem with as you grow older isn't wanting it, it's the spirit is willing but the body is experiencing a variety of aches and pain in various areas necessary for good sex.

Growing old ain't for sissies.

/not old
//aches and pains, though

But the nice thing is that if you go ahead and go with the mood, it doesn't take but just a minute until you aren't feeling those aches and pains anymore.

WhippingBoy: The water was cold: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

I call shenanigans!


Soon to be 53 yo - male

Best sex EVER:

1. I was 37, she was 50. She was 13 years, 7 month older
(lasted 5 very intense months)

2. I was 38 to 42, she was 51 to 55. She was 13 years, 20 days older
(four GLORIOUS years!)

Honorable mentions: Me 42, she 59 / me 50, she 66

Older ladies love the attention, and can teach lots of tricks that they have learned over the years.

Young girls: "ME, ME, ME, what about ME?!"

Older ladies: "What can I do to please you?"

But ewwwwwwwww!


Not at all - very much in shape, and well kept. I've seen a lot of young ewwwwws, an a lot of older mmmmmms!

But, to each his own. If you want to miss out, that's your prerogative. It just leaves more for me - thanks.

NewWorldDan: ...my wife had a personal revolution at 32. Her sex drive got stuck in the 'on' position for about 6 months. 6 very, very good months. ....

Same thing happened to me, except she used up all of her sex drive for the rest of her life in that 6 months. Then, it was over.

\full hysterectomy probably had something to do with that.