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(Miami Herald)   Police state that naked man eating another naked man's face is certainly a rare occurrence. "Other theories abounded, of course, sometimes leading to comparisons to one horror-movie staple, zombies"   (miamiherald.com) divider line 10
    More: Followup, Miami, police tape, cycles, memorial hospital, MacArthur Causeway, trauma center, Biscayne Boulevard, MacArthur  
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2012-05-28 12:06:35 PM
2 votes:
I guess we need to start brushing up on these...

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The "Skillet"
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don't Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don't be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It's a marathon, not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife
2012-05-28 07:43:44 PM
1 votes:

bidness: Anyone believe this "new, even worse kind of LSD" story they're pushing?


Ummm...this thread's a follow-up to that story.
2012-05-28 03:05:13 PM
1 votes:
Eating someone's face isn't normal.

But on meth it is.
2012-05-28 01:52:14 PM
1 votes:
I hope the victim in the hospital is under armed guard. And I hope those guards have the policy of shooting him in the head if he bites a nurse.

/and then shooting the nurse
//to be safe
2012-05-28 01:21:59 PM
1 votes:
The big thing to take from that is them mentioning psychosis. Whether caused by drugs or just innate crazy psychosis is highly farked up and I guess leads you to eating a guy's face and growling at the people who tell you to get off.

/Still why was the other guy naked? It's obvious in the video I saw on the Daily Mail that Face Muncher and Face Munchee were both naked.
2012-05-28 01:09:27 PM
1 votes:

Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...


The one I remember was even worse. A guy riding the bus decided it would be a good idea to cut the passenger in the seat next to him's head off and munch on it. At least the guy in Miami lived. BTW the incident I mentioned happened in Canada.
2012-05-28 12:59:29 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-28 12:59:25 PM
1 votes:

Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...


Zombie apocalypse.
2012-05-28 12:30:14 PM
1 votes:

PsychoLaurie: Cocaine. It's a helluva drug.

Face-off, in the corner!!


/window seat.


Cocaine doesn't make you want to eat faces. Only pcp or plain old crazy can do that.
2012-05-28 12:26:40 PM
1 votes:
Husk!
 
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