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(Miami Herald)   Police state that naked man eating another naked man's face is certainly a rare occurrence. "Other theories abounded, of course, sometimes leading to comparisons to one horror-movie staple, zombies"   (miamiherald.com) divider line 78
    More: Followup, Miami, police tape, cycles, memorial hospital, MacArthur Causeway, trauma center, Biscayne Boulevard, MacArthur  
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2012-05-28 09:54:47 AM
Well, obviously the zombie apocalypse has begun. Some Cuban zombies walked over to Miami and have started to feast on our flesh. Good luck to us all.
 
2012-05-28 11:59:01 AM

Lando Lincoln: Good luck to us all.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 12:01:49 PM
Cocaine. It's a helluva drug.

Face-off, in the corner!!


/window seat.
 
2012-05-28 12:04:27 PM
AND SO IT BEGINS
 
2012-05-28 12:05:00 PM
FTA: "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," he told the station.

You think? Enjoy years and years of therapy.
 
2012-05-28 12:06:35 PM
I guess we need to start brushing up on these...

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The "Skillet"
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don't Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don't be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It's a marathon, not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife
 
2012-05-28 12:09:01 PM
What a coincidence - I'm heading to the pub right now. Not as cool as the Winchester but a safe place nonetheless.
 
2012-05-28 12:10:54 PM
I liked the last line...."This kind of crazy only happens in Florida."

So true.
 
2012-05-28 12:12:17 PM

Brick-House: I guess we need to start brushing up on these...

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap


curiousinkling.com

I always follow the rules.
 
2012-05-28 12:18:43 PM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-28 12:23:07 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/they're trying to cover it up, but we know the TRUUUUUUUTH
//it's GOBLINS! we should be stocking up on double-decker bologna sandwiches, not guns and ammo!
 
2012-05-28 12:26:40 PM
Husk!
 
2012-05-28 12:30:14 PM

PsychoLaurie: Cocaine. It's a helluva drug.

Face-off, in the corner!!


/window seat.


Cocaine doesn't make you want to eat faces. Only pcp or plain old crazy can do that.
 
2012-05-28 12:31:36 PM
He probably meant feces, not faces
 
2012-05-28 12:37:14 PM
I've got my .22 rifle at the door with my crowbar and bug-out bag ready. As soon as I lose internet access or run out of food, I'm rolling out.
 
2012-05-28 12:38:04 PM

chopit: Cocaine doesn't make you want to eat faces. Only pcp or plain old crazy can do that.


Oh yeah, this has PCP written all over it.

Zombie PCP!
 
2012-05-28 12:56:14 PM
Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...
 
2012-05-28 12:59:25 PM

Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...


Zombie apocalypse.
 
2012-05-28 12:59:29 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 01:03:03 PM
If only the suspect had asked for a doggie bag, to go....

Then he could have saved face.

YEAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2012-05-28 01:04:42 PM
Weeners: "Tell me again that we should call off the war on drugs."

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of too. If only we had been spending more money on the war on drugs, this never would have happened.

But of course, the liberals want all those drugs legalized. Thank god I don't have any children.

/that talk to me
 
2012-05-28 01:06:22 PM
Also, from the article:

Sean Newell wrote on the popular sports blog, Deadspin: "This kind of crazy only happens in Florida."

Perhaps he has forgotten about another such incident...

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-05-28 01:09:27 PM

Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...


The one I remember was even worse. A guy riding the bus decided it would be a good idea to cut the passenger in the seat next to him's head off and munch on it. At least the guy in Miami lived. BTW the incident I mentioned happened in Canada.
 
2012-05-28 01:11:16 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...

The one I remember was even worse. A guy riding the bus decided it would be a good idea to cut the passenger in the seat next to him's head off and munch on it. At least the guy in Miami lived. BTW the incident I mentioned happened in Canada.


Yes, and the guy who did it just got out on a day pass.

He cut his head off because he thought he was an alien. He's a paranoid schizophrenic. But now he's on medication, and apparently a lot less crazy.
 
2012-05-28 01:14:53 PM

danielscissorhands: Igor Jakovsky: Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...

The one I remember was even worse. A guy riding the bus decided it would be a good idea to cut the passenger in the seat next to him's head off and munch on it. At least the guy in Miami lived. BTW the incident I mentioned happened in Canada.

Yes, and the guy who did it just got out on a day pass.

He cut his head off because he thought he was an alien. He's a paranoid schizophrenic. But now he's on medication, and apparently a lot less crazy.


Yeah? You take the bus with him.
 
2012-05-28 01:19:10 PM
I think I swallowed a bug.
 
2012-05-28 01:21:59 PM
The big thing to take from that is them mentioning psychosis. Whether caused by drugs or just innate crazy psychosis is highly farked up and I guess leads you to eating a guy's face and growling at the people who tell you to get off.

/Still why was the other guy naked? It's obvious in the video I saw on the Daily Mail that Face Muncher and Face Munchee were both naked.
 
2012-05-28 01:23:19 PM

LostInTO: danielscissorhands: Igor Jakovsky: Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...

The one I remember was even worse. A guy riding the bus decided it would be a good idea to cut the passenger in the seat next to him's head off and munch on it. At least the guy in Miami lived. BTW the incident I mentioned happened in Canada.

Yes, and the guy who did it just got out on a day pass.

He cut his head off because he thought he was an alien. He's a paranoid schizophrenic. But now he's on medication, and apparently a lot less crazy.

Yeah? You take the bus with him.


No, silly. I value my head.

I just read the news.
 
2012-05-28 01:25:57 PM
I've been getting ready for this day for two years. At last, it comes.
 
2012-05-28 01:29:49 PM

A Terrible Human: The big thing to take from that is them mentioning psychosis. Whether caused by drugs or just innate crazy psychosis is highly farked up and I guess leads you to eating a guy's face and growling at the people who tell you to get off.

/Still why was the other guy naked? It's obvious in the video I saw on the Daily Mail that Face Muncher and Face Munchee were both naked.


The obvious answer is that this was caused by gayness. If we don't stop the gays, they will eat our faces off. Gay marriage is merely a plot to de-face us.
 
2012-05-28 01:43:14 PM

Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...


I made the gross error of reading CNN while having lunch today. WTF IS going on in your country?

The justice page is filled with insanity. People microwaving babies, some lunatic skinned a dog alive, and people getting shot over a parking space (although...I can kinda understand that one, parking is really expensive here). Florida does not have the crazy market corner.
 
2012-05-28 01:43:38 PM
"Who's always last to know, who fills the air with cries, whose sanity is blasted, and then who usually dies?--the Victims, the Victims--TENTACLES!" From "A Shoggoth On The Roof."
 
2012-05-28 01:52:14 PM
I hope the victim in the hospital is under armed guard. And I hope those guards have the policy of shooting him in the head if he bites a nurse.

/and then shooting the nurse
//to be safe
 
2012-05-28 01:58:55 PM

DicksWii: I hope the victim in the hospital is under armed guard. And I hope those guards have the policy of shooting him in the head if he bites a nurse.

/and then shooting the nurse
//to be safe


What if it is air born?

Ala t virus
 
2012-05-28 02:00:43 PM

DORMAMU: DicksWii: I hope the victim in the hospital is under armed guard. And I hope those guards have the policy of shooting him in the head if he bites a nurse.

/and then shooting the nurse
//to be safe

What if it is air born?

Ala t virus


Then shoot himself in the head.
 
2012-05-28 02:01:22 PM
Of all the possible disasters I think a zombie apocalypse would be the most fun. As long as you stay mobile and don't get cornered, it could be a lot of fun.

Beat 'em or burn 'em.
 
2012-05-28 02:04:18 PM
Damn Zombies, the cop had to keep shooting till he got a head shot.
 
2012-05-28 02:07:29 PM
The only thing that could be worse than this is the remake of Day of the Dead.
 
2012-05-28 02:17:16 PM

NutznGum: Of all the possible disasters I think a zombie apocalypse would be the most fun. As long as you stay mobile and don't get cornered, it could be a lot of fun.

Beat 'em or burn 'em.


It's not politically correct to say it, but preparing for a "zombie apocalypse" is a really good way to prepare for a disaster that has a much better chance of occurring without raising undue suspicion.

/it's called "civil war"
//and the only alternative to it will be an even worse disaster, "genocide," thanks to the authoritarian good intentions of leaders that will never stop voting to give themselves other peoples' money, even after it runs out
 
2012-05-28 02:34:07 PM

Tatterdemalian: NutznGum: Of all the possible disasters I think a zombie apocalypse would be the most fun. As long as you stay mobile and don't get cornered, it could be a lot of fun.

Beat 'em or burn 'em.

It's not politically correct to say it, but preparing for a "zombie apocalypse" is a really good way to prepare for a disaster that has a much better chance of occurring without raising undue suspicion.

/it's called "civil war"
//and the only alternative to it will be an even worse disaster, "genocide," thanks to the authoritarian good intentions of leaders that will never stop voting to give themselves other peoples' money, even after it runs out


You forgot to mention the impending Race War.
 
2012-05-28 02:34:12 PM

Tatterdemalian: It's not politically correct to say it, but preparing for a "zombie apocalypse" is a really good way to prepare for a disaster that has a much better chance of occurring without raising undue suspicion.


The 'Zombie Plan' is probably the best thing to have come out of this zombie nonsense.
 
2012-05-28 02:47:49 PM

dfacto: chopit: Cocaine doesn't make you want to eat faces. Only pcp or plain old crazy can do that.

Oh yeah, this has PCP written all over it.

Zombie PCP
!



www.debbieschlussel.com


/Hope the face-eating guy was white
//Zombie riots!
///OM NOM NOM!!!
 
2012-05-28 02:56:17 PM
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2012-05-28 03:05:10 PM

NutznGum: Of all the possible disasters I think a zombie apocalypse would be the most fun. As long as you stay mobile and don't get cornered, it could be a lot of fun.


Yuri thinks so.

(Read the mouseover text)
 
2012-05-28 03:05:13 PM
Eating someone's face isn't normal.

But on meth it is.
 
2012-05-28 03:16:16 PM
i1136.photobucket.com

"Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up."
 
2012-05-28 03:17:29 PM
I call dibs!

newsmanone.files.wordpress.com

/Lori can Die In Hershel's Barn
 
2012-05-28 03:29:59 PM
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2012-05-28 03:41:16 PM

Amos Quito: Hope the face-eating guy was white


The "daddy ate my eyes" guy was a white hispanic.

/or will be after NBC rewrites the article
 
2012-05-28 03:46:13 PM
Wait, the victim was naked too? Maybe this was consensual, like that S&M pair in Germany.

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