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2012-05-28 12:54:55 PM  
How long till this confused and repressed man is caught in a bathroom stall with a dough hole full of schniz? I hope they tweet pics.
 
2012-05-28 01:02:59 PM  
So where does it say that he takes their pictures? All the article said was he prays and talks to them.
 
2012-05-28 01:05:05 PM  

Lorelle: 1993 People mag article about a woman who had suffered a miscarriage who was harassed by Operation Rescue.


FTFA: "Karen Stewart is not an innocent bystander," insists Shedlock. "As far as I'm concerned, we care more about unborn babies than she does."

If you care more about potential babies than existing people, you just might be a complete piece of shiat.
 
2012-05-28 01:23:04 PM  
I hang around abortion clinics to get chicks. Cuz you know they're DTF.
 
2012-05-28 01:24:08 PM  
I went to his twitter account. There are NO pictures of women wanting abortions on it. I suspect submitter is lying, trying to make this look like something it's not.
 
2012-05-28 01:37:53 PM  
I don't have a clue who this guy was supposed to be, but he's certainly an asshat now.
 
2012-05-28 01:49:12 PM  

gimmegimme: Hmmm... I wonder what he looks like.

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

That explains it. He has very little sympathy for women who are getting abortions because he's never been in a position to get one pregnant, if you know what I mean.


On the contrary. He looks to me like a wifebeater and control freak; the kind that would toss his wife's birthcontrol away.
 
2012-05-28 02:14:43 PM  

varmitydog: So much hatred on this thread for a man who is saving lives. And not a single person has said anything nice about him. What a sad and pathetic thing to read first thing in the morning. Y'all want to beat him and wish all types of nasty things upon him, and for what? His personal religious beliefs?

But consider this: twenty years from now, the babies whose moms that he's convincing not to kill them are going to consider this fellow to be their personal hero. Study on that a bit.


Pocket Ninja does a way better job but, kudos for trying.
 
2012-05-28 02:18:29 PM  

nemorach: I had actually forgotten about that song. Darn it all to heck. Does that clinic abort earworms as well?


watch the pottymouth jimbo jr
 
2012-05-28 02:19:23 PM  

Marisyana: It never fails to amaze me that men are by far the biggest anti-choice idiots.

Men. You know, THE ONES THAT CAN NEVER GET PREGNANT.

Why don't these assholes just come out and say "I'm bitter because I got shot down by some girl in high school so therefore every woman is a slut whore and if she gets pregnant that's what she gets for opening her slut legs to someone other than me?!?!?"

If you can stand it, play this game--go up to a group of protesters at a clinic and get a guy aside. Ask "What was her name?" You might have to ask two or three times, but it always comes out. The girlfriend that dumped him, the wife that left him. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

/clinic escort
//have had abortions, glad they were safe and legal
///abortions have been around since the moment someone figured out sex made babies
////and they will continue to be around


Kudos to you. We need more women stepping in to do your work.
 
2012-05-28 03:17:57 PM  

Lorelle: feckingmorons: I have no idea what LFO is. What is the point of taking pictures of people going into an abortion clinic?

Praying for people I can understand, heck a table with some leaflets I can understand, I don't see the point in annoying people by taking their picture.

He sounds like a douchebag.

I've never heard of LFO, either. As far as picture-taking, these fetus-worshipping nutbags post pics of clinic patients on so-called "pro-life" websites, in an attempt to shame them for undergoing a LEGAL medical procedure.


Fark that- the fact is, not all of these women are going to a clinic for an abortion. They provide a wide variety of services that aren't abortions. How the hell does this asshole know if someone is going in for an abortion or an annual?
 
2012-05-28 03:22:01 PM  
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2012-05-28 03:26:14 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Lorelle: feckingmorons: I have no idea what LFO is. What is the point of taking pictures of people going into an abortion clinic?

Praying for people I can understand, heck a table with some leaflets I can understand, I don't see the point in annoying people by taking their picture.

He sounds like a douchebag.

I've never heard of LFO, either. As far as picture-taking, these fetus-worshipping nutbags post pics of clinic patients on so-called "pro-life" websites, in an attempt to shame them for undergoing a LEGAL medical procedure.

Fark that- the fact is, not all of these women are going to a clinic for an abortion. They provide a wide variety of services that aren't abortions. How the hell does this asshole know if someone is going in for an abortion or an annual?


Do you think it would matter to this farking tool? If it has anything to do with sex or her reproductive organs, she's a slut that needs to be shamed.
 
2012-05-28 03:59:03 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Two years later comes the following Tweet from the same guy:

"Saw a dirty slut with a screaming baby today. Bet she just had the kid so she could get more welfare out of us. I threw a quarter at her and laughed while she bent down to pick it up."
 
2012-05-28 04:03:00 PM  

Mr.Tangent: macadamnut: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you*: I am the Lord."

Unless it's a really biatchin' tatoo of Jesus, then it's awesome. *God high five!*


api.ning.com
 
2012-05-28 04:27:08 PM  

fusillade762: Mr.Tangent: macadamnut: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you*: I am the Lord."

Unless it's a really biatchin' tatoo of Jesus, then it's awesome. *God high five!*

[api.ning.com image 640x407]


Fun fact: Like all other Leviticus quotes, that one is taken out of context. It actually is referring to marking your flesh with the images of other gods, which is what the pagans were doing back then. Tattoos for the sake of tattoos are fine, but tattoos for worshiping other gods is bad.
 
2012-05-28 04:31:33 PM  
Oh, and that Leviticus quote is really only used by Orthodox Jews, and even then the context applies. However because of the holocaust, tattoos became pretty taboo, leading to the myth that one can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery. And yes, it is a myth.
 
2012-05-28 04:40:15 PM  
Marisyana: It never fails to amaze me that men are by far the biggest anti-choice idiots.
Men. You know, THE ONES THAT CAN NEVER GET PREGNANT.
Why don't these assholes just come out and say "I'm bitter because I got shot down by some girl in high school so therefore every woman is a slut whore and if she gets pregnant that's what she gets for opening her slut legs to someone other than me?!?!?"

If you can stand it, play this game--go up to a group of protesters at a clinic and get a guy aside. Ask "What was her name?" You might have to ask two or three times, but it always comes out. The girlfriend that dumped him, the wife that left him. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

/clinic escort
//have had abortions, glad they were safe and legal
///abortions have been around since the moment someone figured out sex made babies
////and they will continue to be around


The only thing more sad and pathetic than this hate filled diatribe is the fact that

sleeps in trees
Kudos to you. We need more women stepping in to do your work.

somebody has chosen to applaud it. Such awful bad craziness in the world today.
Yuck. Is it any wonder that I have chosen to live out in the country, away from all y'all nasty folks?
 
2012-05-28 05:04:44 PM  
CSB: Used to work at a family planning clinic that didn't even perform abortions: just family planning services. But, like clockwork, every Tuesday, these jagoffs would always show up with their 'save de bebays' signs and whatnot, and harras women showing up for pap smears, pills, etc.

No one liked to deal with these people, since they were morons who were completely convinced they were doing God's Work, and no amount of handing them brochures that clearly state 'Pregnancy Terminations are not among the services performed at our clinic.' would sway them that we weren't secretely dragging women in off the street and forcing abortions on them, whether they wanted them or not. So I'd get to disperse them. I always loved the men out there: Please, provide me with your last positive pregancy test, sir. You know what the cure for abortion is: Freeze dry your dick!

//These types make me particularly stabby.
///I wanna go to that clinic wearing a shirt that says 'I got sexed up and all I got was this T-shirt and an abortion.!'
 
2012-05-28 05:27:48 PM  

T-Servo: I read that as ELO.


I read that as ELF.
 
2012-05-28 05:32:57 PM  

varmitydog: Is it any wonder that I have chosen to live out in the country, away from all y'all nasty folks?


Thanks.
 
2012-05-28 06:10:11 PM  

varmitydog: Yuck. Is it any wonder that I have chosen to live out in the country, away from all y'all nasty folks?


Please eat the purple berries.
 
2012-05-28 06:46:02 PM  
Someone please shoot the troll and bury it out back. Thnx.
 
2012-05-28 06:46:29 PM  

varmitydog: Marisyana: It never fails to amaze me that men are by far the biggest anti-choice idiots.
Men. You know, THE ONES THAT CAN NEVER GET PREGNANT.
Why don't these assholes just come out and say "I'm bitter because I got shot down by some girl in high school so therefore every woman is a slut whore and if she gets pregnant that's what she gets for opening her slut legs to someone other than me?!?!?"

If you can stand it, play this game--go up to a group of protesters at a clinic and get a guy aside. Ask "What was her name?" You might have to ask two or three times, but it always comes out. The girlfriend that dumped him, the wife that left him. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

/clinic escort
//have had abortions, glad they were safe and legal
///abortions have been around since the moment someone figured out sex made babies
////and they will continue to be around


The only thing more sad and pathetic than this hate filled diatribe is the fact that

sleeps in trees
Kudos to you. We need more women stepping in to do your work.

somebody has chosen to applaud it. Such awful bad craziness in the world today.
Yuck. Is it any wonder that I have chosen to live out in the country, away from all y'all nasty folks?


Whelp my husband and I terminated our pregnancy. You never know the conditions. Yeah I applaude her. She didn't judge. She stepped up to the plate with compassion and love. You good sir want to hide in your hovel and judge. Which is typical of your ilk.
 
2012-05-28 06:46:48 PM  

Serial: fusillade762: Mr.Tangent: macadamnut: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you*: I am the Lord."

Unless it's a really biatchin' tatoo of Jesus, then it's awesome. *God high five!*

[api.ning.com image 640x407]

Fun fact: Like all other Leviticus quotes, that one is taken out of context. It actually is referring to marking your flesh with the images of other gods, which is what the pagans were doing back then. Tattoos for the sake of tattoos are fine, but tattoos for worshiping other gods is bad.


Fun fact: you can interpret a vague document in a bunch of different ways.
 
2012-05-28 07:39:55 PM  
I still jam out to the girl on tv song
 
2012-05-28 07:53:41 PM  

CanEHdian: Fun fact: you can interpret a vague document in a bunch of different ways.


True. But this is coming from a bunch of bible scholars and Rabbis.

http://www.tcdailyplanet.net/blog/tc-jewfolk/living-leviticus-tattoos

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/17/fashion/17SKIN.html?_r=1
 
2012-05-28 07:56:58 PM  

digistil: varmitydog: So much hatred on this thread for a man who is saving lives. And not a single person has said anything nice about him. What a sad and pathetic thing to read first thing in the morning. Y'all want to beat him and wish all types of nasty things upon him, and for what? His personal religious beliefs?

But consider this: twenty years from now, the babies whose moms that he's convincing not to kill them are going to consider this fellow to be their personal hero. Study on that a bit.

You should read Freakonomics.


One of my favorite things about Fark is happening upon some solid book recommendations. I obviously had heard of it and knew how big Freakonomics was, and I'm late to the party, but I never had the urge to pick it up until reading your comment, in this context. I downloaded it this afternoon and I'm already about 1/4 through. Pretty fascinating stuff. Thanks so much.
 
2012-05-28 08:33:46 PM  
hiphopwired.com
In Miami?
 
2012-05-28 09:41:04 PM  
WTF is LFO? Never heard of them. This douchebag reminds me of another douchebag who tried to stop a friend of mine from entering a PP clinic while I was with her. He was facing us and walking backwards, admonishing both of us with all his religious mumbo jumbo crap. We ignored him and just let him trip over the curb. Dude fell flat on his back and I may have accidentally kicked him in the crotch really hard as I "stumbled" over him. Ohh how I wish he had tried to put a hand on either one of us, 'cause we'd both been taking Krav Maga for about six months... that would have been fun.

/friend was just going in for a breast exam
 
2012-05-29 02:54:17 AM  

BeatrixK: No one liked to deal with these people, since they were morons who were completely convinced they were doing God's Work, and no amount of handing them brochures that clearly state 'Pregnancy Terminations are not among the services performed at our clinic.' would sway them that we weren't secretely dragging women in off the street and forcing abortions on them, whether they wanted them or not. So I'd get to disperse them.


Could you turn the hose on them? That sounds like fun.
 
2012-05-29 05:29:53 AM  

CanEHdian: Serial: fusillade762: Mr.Tangent: macadamnut: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you*: I am the Lord."

Unless it's a really biatchin' tatoo of Jesus, then it's awesome. *God high five!*

[api.ning.com image 640x407]

Fun fact: Like all other Leviticus quotes, that one is taken out of context. It actually is referring to marking your flesh with the images of other gods, which is what the pagans were doing back then. Tattoos for the sake of tattoos are fine, but tattoos for worshiping other gods is bad.

Fun fact: you can interpret a vague document in a bunch of different ways.


Fun fact: many Christian Theologians who do read it in context believe it means exactly what it says: tattoos are forbidden.
 
2012-05-29 06:14:13 AM  
gilgigamesh:
this guy is completely full of shiat

Ya think?

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Just another mentally unhinged, mean-justify-the-ends dishonest religious fanatic.
 
2012-05-29 07:37:51 AM  
My life is better for having had safe access to abortion, and by that token the lives of my two daughters. They have good food, clothes, shelter and health care due to luck and me having the chance to get my head straight(er) and be in a position to provide all that.

fark you if you're willing to punish women and destroy a child's fair shot at a good quality of life. Quality over quantity, shiatstains.

/Don't care if you're pro-life, just if you're anti-choice
 
2012-05-29 07:39:29 AM  

Salt Lick Steady: T-Servo: I read that as ELO.

I read that as ELF.


I read that as ELP.
 
2012-05-29 08:19:42 AM  
No difference between this has-been and the rest of the the misogynists that try to separate the sexes on buses in NYC or bother women about their manicures at malls in Saudi Arabia.
 
2012-05-29 08:21:01 AM  

phenn: Classic case of "You're Doing it Wrong".

If what you're after is fewer abortions, why not donate some money or volunteer some time to a pregnancy resource center? That is something very tangible that can have a positive impact.

These women don't need shaming. I'm sure many of them already feel a deep sense of shame. What they need is the ability to make decisions based on reality. If a pregnancy resource center can give someone the ability to choose life, it's a worthwhile charity to consider.

Taking photos of patients does nothing of any value. It may serve to traumatize an already desperate woman. You never know what happened to lead up to that moment in someone's life.

I don't defend elective abortion as a medically ethical thing for a doctor to make a living with, but it is legal and the patients really shouldn't be harassed.

If he's truly pro-life and not a poser, he should go volunteer at a pregnancy resource center in his community.


NO, NO, NO! You've got to make women learn that having sex without shame or consequences is FOR MEN ONLY! Otherwise, women will want to actually enjoy sex and demand that we give them orgasms! The honor of having men grunt on top of them for a few seconds should be good enough for them, amirite? If God wanted women to enjoy sex, he would have given them penises!
 
2012-05-29 11:08:33 AM  
hbk72777

Hey, if this guy wants his right to be a queer, then it's only right that women get the right to choose

/this guy is a fruity ass, if he was flaming anymore my screen would melt


You're almost as stupid as he is.

/"hey, lets blast the douchebag pro-lifer with homophobia!"
//derp derp derp
 
2012-05-29 11:12:20 AM  
varmitydog

So much hatred on this thread for a man who is saving lives. And not a single person has said anything nice about him. What a sad and pathetic thing to read first thing in the morning. Y'all want to beat him and wish all types of nasty things upon him, and for what? His personal religious beliefs?

But consider this: twenty years from now, the babies whose moms that he's convincing not to kill them are going to consider this fellow to be their personal hero. Study on that a bit.


I'm really not surprised that your profile says you're from Florida.

/HOW DARE YOU GO GET A PAP SMEAR YOU BABY KILLERS!
 
2012-05-29 12:00:16 PM  

Serial: fusillade762: Mr.Tangent: macadamnut: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you*: I am the Lord."

Unless it's a really biatchin' tatoo of Jesus, then it's awesome. *God high five!*

[api.ning.com image 640x407]

Fun fact: Like all other Leviticus quotes, that one is taken out of context. It actually is referring to marking your flesh with the images of other gods, which is what the pagans were doing back then. Tattoos for the sake of tattoos are fine, but tattoos for worshiping other gods is bad.


Fun Fact: the anti-gay Christian crowd picks and chooses what parts of the Bible to follow. Do you know what Jesus said about gays? He said, "Love thy neighbor." Yet strangely, the anti-gay Christians can't seem to remember that.

/John Scalzi calls those types of Christians "Leviticans."
//It's easier to follow a set of dos and don'ts than it is to actually emulate Christ
///Atheist who think Jesus was pretty cool
 
2012-05-29 04:40:12 PM  
They are aware that people go to these clinics for things other than abortions, right?
 
2012-05-29 04:42:58 PM  

Miracle Whip: Marisyana-I was a clinic escort in the 90's-not an easy task by any means. Just wanted to let you know I respect what you do, it is a verbal beatdown alot of the time because most women are just going in for a regular medical appointment and the amount of hatred that is spoken to the women going in can be really amazing. Add the component of are you here to maybe bomb the building or shoot the doctors and clinic escorts become far underrated.


Thanks. The clinic for which I volunteer fortunately attracts more of the "don't kill your baby, I'll pray for you" sort than the BABY-KILLING WHORE screaming nuts, but every once in a while the batshiat signal goes out, usually around Roe v. Wade's anniversary. Since a lot of girls carry MP3 players and smartphones now I just tell them to pop in their earbuds and crank their favorite loud song (I have my iPhone and a set of buds myself in case they don't) and that helps tremendously. As for me, I've been followed out a couple of times when I'm leaving--I park a few blocks away--but interest is suddenly lost when I stop outside the local cop shop and chat with the officers. The clinic also has a huge ex-Marine security guard who takes zero shiat from the antis. Antis are inevitably pussies; they know who they can bully.
 
2012-05-29 07:18:55 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: //It's easier to follow a set of dos and don'ts than it is to actually emulate Christ


That's good. I'm going to remember that one.
 
2012-05-29 07:24:42 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User:

Fark that- the fact is, not all of these women are going to a clinic for an abortion. They provide a wide variety of services that aren't abortions. How the hell does this asshole know if someone is going in for an abortion or an annual?


Doesn't matter. She's probably getting birth control which is the same thing as an abortion, Birth control causes abortions.

This is actually what those nut bars believe. What kind of logical idiocy does it take to believe that preventing unwanted pregnancy causes abortion?
 
2012-05-30 12:23:43 AM  
I've been to planned parenthood tons of times, and never gotten a freaking abortion. This guy and all those like him are such assholes! Pro tip, if you can see that the woman is visibly pregnant then she is probably not there for a freaking abortion.
 
2012-05-31 08:03:53 AM  

ace in your face: I've been to planned parenthood tons of times, and never gotten a freaking abortion. This guy and all those like him are such assholes! Pro tip, if you can see that the woman is visibly pregnant then she is probably not there for a freaking abortion.


If those nutbars actually understood reason and logic, they wouldn't be doing what they do in the first place.
 
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