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(Globe and Mail)   For the first time in history, a Canadian has won one of cycling's Grand Tours   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 39
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2012-05-28 12:58:19 AM
Well played Mayans. Well played
 
2012-05-28 01:19:20 AM
Yay?
 
paj
2012-05-28 01:23:13 AM
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2012-05-28 01:30:14 AM
Subby fails without 'eh'

/get off my lawn
 
2012-05-28 01:47:59 AM
Well it's aboot time.

/have never said aboot in my life
 
2012-05-28 02:01:43 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Well played Mayans. Well played


Erm, we just recently received a 7,000 year extension, remember?
 
2012-05-28 02:08:52 AM
The coveted Pink Jersey.
 
2012-05-28 02:19:58 AM
Well, that's the end of his career.

/It's cycling. If you win you're doping. It's that simple.
//Even if you weren't, like Lance Armstrong
///Amidoinitrite?
 
2012-05-28 02:23:18 AM
Hey Americans: Want to know what our winning cyclist has that your doesn't? Two testicles.
 
2012-05-28 02:23:58 AM
you know something? I really REALLY need to learn how to proofread.
 
2012-05-28 02:48:01 AM
Cycling. You've gotta have some serious balls to participate in that sport.
 
rka
2012-05-28 04:17:55 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Hey Americans: Want to know what our winning cyclist has that your doesn't? Two testicles.


So a one balled man has 6 more Grand Tour wins than all of Canada put together?

Seems about right.
 
2012-05-28 07:42:54 AM
And he won on the last stage on a time trial, finishing 47 seconds ahead of J Rodriguez for the pink jersey.
the 2 riders took turns exchanging the leaders jersey most of the Giro, and Ryder finishing 2nd in stage 19 helped him get the overall lead sunday. the Giro was very fast and entertaining this season!
 
2012-05-28 08:23:04 AM
rka, you are 10 times the population of us, lance and his 6, and greg lemond and his 3, only equal nine, ya'll are below your quota
 
2012-05-28 08:43:26 AM
This was a pretty wild Giro.

And that trophy is probably the coolest I've ever seen.
 
2012-05-28 08:47:12 AM
Wow! How many moose did he have to dodge just to learn to ride a bike?
 
2012-05-28 09:12:14 AM
imageshack.us

\ God help us!
 
2012-05-28 09:36:43 AM
rka, you are 10 times the population of us, lance and his 6, and greg lemond and his 3, only equal nine, ya'll are below your quota

Andy Hampsten won the Giro in 1988, that makes ten for our side.
 
2012-05-28 09:39:39 AM

justneal: rka, you are 10 times the population of us, lance and his 6, and greg lemond and his 3, only equal nine, ya'll are below your quota


To be fair to the yank, Andy Hampsten won the Giro in 1988. Which means they've won 10 grand tours and are therefore exactly as good as Canada.

/Canadian
 
2012-05-28 09:42:37 AM

rka: Representative of the unwashed masses: Hey Americans: Want to know what our winning cyclist has that your doesn't? Two testicles.

So a one balled man has 6 more Grand Tour wins than all of Canada put together?

Seems about right.


Oh Snap!

/congrats Ryder - was a great 3 weeks
//attended 2011 Tour de France
 
2012-05-28 09:50:58 AM

my lip balm addiction: rka: Representative of the unwashed masses: Hey Americans: Want to know what our winning cyclist has that your doesn't? Two testicles.

So a one balled man has 6 more Grand Tour wins than all of Canada put together?

Seems about right.

Oh Snap!

/congrats Ryder - was a great 3 weeks
//attended 2011 Tour de France


ya come in here to make 1 little testicle joke about Lance Armstrong and this is what happens... I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH!
 
2012-05-28 10:28:51 AM
i forgot all about andy hampstead, so touche!
 
2012-05-28 11:44:47 AM
A fruitcake in spandex who does something most people stopped doing when they got their drivers license and learned about pussy. Congrats bro.
 
rka
2012-05-28 12:00:29 PM

justneal: rka, you are 10 times the population of us, lance and his 6, and greg lemond and his 3, only equal nine, ya'll are below your quota


Armstrong has 7 wins plus Hampsten's Giro as well. And if you figure on a per testicle basis alone, Armstrong alone is beating Canada quite handily.

US testicles > Canadian testicles.
 
2012-05-28 12:47:40 PM
...ex mtn biker. Woot!
 
2012-05-28 01:05:08 PM

fatalvenom: A fruitcake in spandex who does something most people stopped doing when they got their drivers license and learned about pussy. Congrats bro.


Lance Armstrong isn't going to f*ck you bro.
 
2012-05-28 01:37:53 PM

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: A fruitcake in spandex who does something most people stopped doing when they got their drivers license and learned about pussy. Congrats bro.

Lance Armstrong isn't going to f*ck you bro.


I was hoping you were gonna give me a 2/10.
 
2012-05-28 02:06:27 PM

fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: A fruitcake in spandex who does something most people stopped doing when they got their drivers license and learned about pussy. Congrats bro.

Lance Armstrong isn't going to f*ck you bro.

I was hoping you were gonna give me a 2/10.


Meh, figured a gay joke would better suit all the testicle talk in this thread.
 
2012-05-28 02:09:52 PM

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: A fruitcake in spandex who does something most people stopped doing when they got their drivers license and learned about pussy. Congrats bro.

Lance Armstrong isn't going to f*ck you bro.

I was hoping you were gonna give me a 2/10.

Meh, figured a gay joke would better suit all the testicle talk in this thread.


Touche.
 
2012-05-28 03:14:53 PM
 
2012-05-28 05:21:44 PM
What a heartwarming story.

Good on North America for finally winning an actual international sporting event without the use of performance enhancing drugs.

What a valiant little continent it is.
 
2012-05-28 05:41:56 PM

Savage Baggage Master:
Good on North America for finally winning an actual international sporting event without the use of performance enhancing drugs.


Do you know how I know that you don't know shiat about professional cycling?
 
2012-05-28 06:36:30 PM

Savage Baggage Master: What a heartwarming story.

Good on North America for finally winning an actual international sporting event without the use of performance enhancing drugs.

What a valiant little continent it is.


Awww...pretty cute of your Eurotrash ass to check-in. We figured you were too busy loving the taste of jizz to care about this.
 
2012-05-28 10:10:51 PM

Atomic Spunk: Savage Baggage Master:
Good on North America for finally winning an actual international sporting event without the use of performance enhancing drugs.

Do you know how I know that you don't know shiat about professional cycling?


Yeah! Greg LeMond didn't dope.
 
2012-05-28 10:38:11 PM

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: A fruitcake in spandex who does something most people stopped doing when they got their drivers license and learned about pussy. Congrats bro.

Lance Armstrong isn't going to f*ck you bro.

I was hoping you were gonna give me a 2/10.

Meh, figured a gay joke would better suit all the testicle talk in this thread.


1/2?
 
2012-05-29 04:23:58 AM
Damn. Too bad we finally get a cycling thread and it turns into a US/Canadian pissing contest.

Good for Ryder
 
2012-05-29 04:24:37 AM

Krieghund: Atomic Spunk: Savage Baggage Master:
Good on North America for finally winning an actual international sporting event without the use of performance enhancing drugs.

Do you know how I know that you don't know shiat about professional cycling?

Yeah! Greg LeMond didn't dope.


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2012-05-29 11:26:08 AM
I figured that there are more of us that aren't as enthralled by hockey, so we are now seeking other sports. As the northern permafrost disappears, our golf games will improve.
 
rka
2012-05-29 01:02:51 PM

Ghost Roach: I figured that there are more of us that aren't as enthralled by hockey, so we are now seeking other sports. As the northern permafrost disappears, our golf games will improve.


Do they put Canadians who dare blasphemy like that in witness protection programs?
 
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