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(Daily Mail)   What do you REALLY know about the Queen?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 162
    More: Interesting, Yoshiaki Iwasaki, monarchy, Elizabeth I, Judi Dench, Colin Firth, Queen Victoria, British people assume, George III  
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2012-05-27 08:43:57 PM  
I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic, the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that
 
2012-05-27 08:44:33 PM  

cman: I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic itself, but the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that


FTFM
 
2012-05-27 08:46:31 PM  
British, right?
 
2012-05-27 08:50:02 PM  
I know that "Queen" is her title, as is "President", therefore they should both be capitalized. As should, Senator, Congressman/Congresswoman, etc.
 
2012-05-27 08:50:30 PM  
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID
 
2012-05-27 08:51:34 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: I know that "Queen" is her title, as is "President", therefore they should both be capitalized. As should, Senator, Congressman/Congresswoman, etc.


Yes, Your Majesty
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-05-27 08:56:28 PM  
I know she's a lurker, so Subby is probably getting the banhammer for calling her out in the headline.
 
2012-05-27 08:57:05 PM  
Supposedly charming old woman, ruled over the decline of formerly the world's greatest sea power and one of the greatest powers in human history into obsolesce and to the point where Argentina is willing to challenge them again and they probably can't keep even the Islands in one piece in the near future. Scotland will be leaving before too long.
 
2012-05-27 08:58:41 PM  
I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

(Philip had to renounce all of his Royal titles to the Greek and Danish royalty upon marriage to Elizabeth and was given the title of Duke of Edinburgh. He was not made a Prince of the Realm until 1957 by his wife).
 
2012-05-27 09:05:00 PM  

jbc: I know she's a lurker, so Subby is probably getting the banhammer for calling her out in the headline.


I'd love to find out after the Queen's death that she was TMLO or somebody like that.
 
2012-05-27 09:07:32 PM  
I know she speaks in a high pitched voice and says "HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO" a lot.
 
2012-05-27 09:09:23 PM  

RexTalionis: I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh..


A-HA!

I knew it!

The British Monarchy is behind Obama, to bring the Colonies back to Mother England.
 
2012-05-27 09:09:31 PM  
en.rian.ru

She knows how to change a tire.
 
2012-05-27 09:10:02 PM  

GAT_00: Supposedly charming old woman, ruled over the decline of formerly the world's greatest sea power and one of the greatest powers in human history into obsolesce and to the point where Argentina is willing to challenge them again and they probably can't keep even the Islands in one piece in the near future. Scotland will be leaving before too long.


I can't believe how she decimated the British military budget through the 80s and 90s. One wonders what she was thinking.
 
2012-05-27 09:11:45 PM  
I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.
 
2012-05-27 09:16:31 PM  

VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.


Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.
 
2012-05-27 09:17:36 PM  

jbc: I know she's a lurker, so Subby is probably getting the banhammer for calling her out in the headline.


You should have been around when she played TOD in TFD while shiatfaced drunk and was giving out BIE like crazy. Good times.
 
2012-05-27 09:22:30 PM  

unyon:
I can't believe how she decimated the British military budget through the 80s and 90s. One wonders what she was thinking.


i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-27 09:25:39 PM  

RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.


She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.
 
2012-05-27 09:43:10 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.


But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.
 
2012-05-27 09:53:55 PM  

SilentStrider: Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.

But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.


She has inside her blood of kings?
 
2012-05-27 10:14:03 PM  
I wonder where she hides her phylactary?
 
2012-05-27 10:22:04 PM  

baka-san: SilentStrider: Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.

But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.

She has inside her blood of kings?


I hear she's dynamite with a laser beam
 
2012-05-27 10:25:08 PM  

lysdexic: baka-san: SilentStrider: Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.

But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.

She has inside her blood of kings?

I hear she's dynamite with a laser beam


She also admits that fat bottomed girls make her rockin' world go 'round.
 
2012-05-27 10:27:20 PM  
FTFA:Receptions at Buckingham Palace are generally more socially and ethnically mixed than they are at Downing Street or in the City.

She rules San Francisco? OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
 
2012-05-27 10:38:09 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [en.rian.ru image 468x389]

She knows how to change a tyre.



FTFY
 
2012-05-27 10:48:38 PM  
She's a grandmother....with benefits
 
2012-05-27 10:49:26 PM  
She's a really nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say. She's a really nice girl, but she changes from day to day.
 
2012-05-27 10:50:49 PM  
She ain't no human being
 
2012-05-27 10:50:55 PM  
Most of us would have nailed her back in the day.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-27 10:51:43 PM  
I know she sold her panties on e bay.

/amiright
 
2012-05-27 10:52:41 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [en.rian.ru image 468x389]

She knows how to change a tire.


I'd love to see "Monarch in a Resonably Priced Car".
 
2012-05-27 10:52:45 PM  

unyon: GAT_00: Supposedly charming old woman, ruled over the decline of formerly the world's greatest sea power and one of the greatest powers in human history into obsolesce and to the point where Argentina is willing to challenge them again and they probably can't keep even the Islands in one piece in the near future. Scotland will be leaving before too long.

I can't believe how she decimated the British military budget through the 80s and 90s. One wonders what she was thinking.


That there is little point to spending the kingdoms fortune on defenses and leaving nothing left to defend.
 
2012-05-27 10:53:16 PM  

RexTalionis: I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

(Philip had to renounce all of his Royal titles to the Greek and Danish royalty upon marriage to Elizabeth and was given the title of Duke of Edinburgh. He was not made a Prince of the Realm until 1957 by his wife).


And her Royal-ness didn't really kick in for her until she saw her initials on the milk bottles, which would have been a hell of a way to tell her her dad had snuffed it.
 
2012-05-27 10:54:12 PM  

cman: I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic, the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that


I can't imagine people hating their leader like that because they don't like her ethnicity.
That's why I'm glad I live in America.
 
Skr
2012-05-27 10:54:19 PM  
Best rock vocalist ever.


And has a thing for swans and stubby dogs.
 
2012-05-27 10:54:41 PM  
Apparently, she is occasionally not amused... but then, aren't we all?
 
2012-05-27 10:55:25 PM  
I know she's no longer the Queen of America, and that's about all I really care about.
 
2012-05-27 10:56:10 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: Most of us would have nailed her back in the day.

I'd 'ave given 'er a good rodgering, I would!
 
2012-05-27 10:56:30 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

If that guy looked any more British he'd have blood pudding coming out of his ears.


Guuberre: She ain't no human being


Lizard people!

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-27 10:57:23 PM  

Baron Harkonnen: cman: I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic, the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that

I can't imagine people hating their leader like that because they don't like her ethnicity.
That's why I'm glad I live in America.


Well, they DID bomb Pearl Harbor.
 
2012-05-27 10:57:47 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I know she's no longer the Queen of America, and that's about all I really care about.


www.inquisitr.com

You've not exactly traded up though.
 
2012-05-27 10:58:51 PM  
She's got some gender issues too: Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.
 
2012-05-27 10:59:24 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: RexTalionis: I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh..

A-HA!

I knew it!

The British Monarchy is behind Obama, to bring the Colonies back to Mother England.


Has anyone ever seen her birth certificate?
 
2012-05-27 11:00:28 PM  
She ain't my Queen!
 
2012-05-27 11:00:35 PM  
I know that in the early 80's she was mooned by 4 USCG aidales from the door of an H-3 as her yacht sailed up the Columbia River. Dad is PNG from England and I'm mostly likely as well.
 
2012-05-27 11:02:22 PM  
just that she is a Leech.
 
2012-05-27 11:03:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Most of us would have nailed her back in the day.


[25.media.tumblr.com image 468x564]


This. Anyone who says that she wasn't extremely hittable in yonder days - especially compared to most of the uggos that infest the British Isles - needs to just step forward and claim their StudMan69 card.

theroyalfirm.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-27 11:03:34 PM  
There is an atmospheric wobble of expectation, a slight but helpless jitter.

Didn't know she was into dubstep.
 
2012-05-27 11:03:42 PM  
She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
 
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