hoss.

I have a habit of calling people "chief". Sometimes when I'm dealing with cops, they take it the wrong way.

Killer, Homeslice, Big-Timer.

/bit o' a douche.

I still use "dude". I can't stop myself. God I hate the 80s.

Holmes.

As in: "Whattup Holmes."

Bro.

/btw - the next person who calls me boss is getting a stabb'n

Big Kahuna.

iamrex: Fella, Pal, Brosephus, Holmes, and sometimes Hot Sauce.

I worked with a guy in Seattle and in Portland who had quite the vocabulary of similar titles:

Broseph, Brohemian Rhapsody, Brocystic FiBROsys, Gangly Gangster, Bromance Novel, etc. etc.

/World.

iamrex: Ninja

Absolutely guilty of Ninja.

I'll also throw "Sweetie" out there a lot, regardless of a/s/l. Catches some dudes off guard, which is what I live for.

My wigger!

Which eventually leads to, "Wigger, please!"

One friend of mine is 6'4", ex-NFL player, shaved head, looks scary. With him, "Yo girlfriend!" because its so absurd.

I like calling everyone "sir", but in a casual way. Men or women, adult or children.

Dicksmack.

"Hey farkface!"

I sometimes call attractive females of my acquaintance Chica for reasons I can't fathom.

It's "non sequitur," Einstein.

Cat/Hepcat.

when in doubt, go with "sasquatch"

Yo, [initial of first name]-Money

Example:
Jeff: "Hello there my friend Worst Name I Ever Heard"
me: "Yo, J-Money"

Jigga

"Old Sock" is a favorite.

Asshole

Slick

I have been called chickie monkey.

My husband calls me biatch. I call him sweets.

I call people buddy, my friend, jackwagon, and "hey you, Scooby Doo"

I call my kids sugar toes or boogers and beansprouts (daughter 5) and silly butt or angel toes (son 9). I do this only when we are alone. Outside of the house or when others might hear, I call them by their names, Allison and Steven

ToxicMunkee: I still use "dude". I can't stop myself. God I hate the 80s.

Like, totally, fer sher.

i prefer to vigorously ignore everyone..... not really a greating i guess,.. but still...