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2012-05-27 08:45:42 PM  
When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat.

The hell?

/talk about doing it wrong...
//in so many, many ways
 
2012-05-27 08:47:03 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat.

The hell?

/talk about doing it wrong...
//in so many, many ways


Because it involved a toothbrush, and not...

Oh, never mind.

: )
 
2012-05-27 08:50:10 PM  
FTA: Panker told Ynetnews she tried to get it out, but to no avail. She rushed to the hospital and had an X-ray, but the doctors couldn't see the toothbrush, and sent her home.


"No, seriously guys, I would KNOW if I swallowed a toothbrush."
 
2012-05-27 08:58:37 PM  
 
2012-05-27 08:59:48 PM  
I think I was probably drunk at the time too, judging by my comment.
 
2012-05-27 09:02:37 PM  
Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.
 
2012-05-27 09:06:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.


A girl (or guy) can make a very good living with those skills.
 
2012-05-27 09:07:50 PM  
Phase 1) Brush teeth
Phase 2) ?
Phase 3) Go to hospital

She's got to be leaving out some detail she's embarrassed about or something. There's no way a toothbrush just accidentally slips down your throat. I'm amazed it's possible to even do that deliberately.
 
2012-05-27 09:12:10 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

A girl (or guy) can make a very good living with those skills.


Coincidentally, one that would involve anal b.
 
2012-05-27 09:15:24 PM  
This too will pass?

You will not pass?

/how the hell do you swallow a damned toothbrush?
//I mean, you need to brush as far back on that tongue as you can
///but damn!
 
2012-05-27 09:34:07 PM  

violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)


Damn. Good memory. I figured after 7 and a half years it wouldn't hurt to re-use it.
 
2012-05-27 09:35:46 PM  
Maybe she put it in her ass then got a case of hiccups.
 
2012-05-27 09:46:14 PM  
was she brushing her esophagus or something?
 
2012-05-27 09:53:56 PM  

weigelt: violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)

Damn. Good memory. I figured after 7 and a half years it wouldn't hurt to re-use it.


Don't redlight it! I'm not calberting the thread.
 
2012-05-27 10:03:30 PM  
It always freaks me out to see links that i've posted in from that long ago. Not sure why.

Hello, me from 2017. I hope you are not fat.
 
2012-05-27 11:16:04 PM  
I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.
 
2012-05-27 11:19:08 PM  
"When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat."

I want to spend a night with that chick.
 
2012-05-27 11:19:24 PM  

basemetal: This too will pass?


Do not pass rectum, do not collect $200.
 
2012-05-27 11:19:53 PM  
Bravo subby!
 
2012-05-27 11:22:28 PM  
That had to tickle her uvula.
 
2012-05-27 11:22:42 PM  
If things slip down her throat that easily, i bet she's popular with the menfolk!
 
2012-05-27 11:22:48 PM  
On the embarrassment scale, this ranks far lower than the Russian guy who got an electric toothbrush stuck up his butt.
 
2012-05-27 11:24:42 PM  
toothbrushes are plastic, so of course they didn't show up on the x-ray.
 
2012-05-27 11:25:05 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Maybe she put it in her ass then got a case of hiccups.


My outburst after reading that just scared the dogs.
 
2012-05-27 11:26:26 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I want to spend a night with that chick.


img140.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-27 11:28:36 PM  

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.


Indeed. Google result #6 for 'swallowed toothrbush': The swallowed toothbrush: A radiographic clue of bulimia.

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.


And, fresh from Google, filed under "Y U DO THIS?!", Teen swallows rude toothbrush: A Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.
 
2012-05-27 11:29:16 PM  

"Panker told Ynetnews she tried to get it out, but to no avail. She rushed to the hospital and had an X-ray, but the doctors couldn't see the toothbrush, and sent her home."


I almost want to call BS on this. The doctors couldn't see it, told her to go home, and she did?!!? Although I believe the part about the doctors having their heads up their butts by not helping her. I've seen some specialists about some issues and I'm no doctor but I feel sometimes they really don't listen to you.

 
2012-05-27 11:31:39 PM  
NOWHERE in the article does it say it is an Oral B. it could have been a Virgin(R)
or who ever else makes tooth brushes. i all ever heard of was Oral B
 
2012-05-27 11:31:48 PM  
MTA?
 
2012-05-27 11:40:48 PM  

Virtuoso80: On the embarrassment scale, this ranks far lower than the Russian guy who got an electric toothbrush stuck up his butt.


O_o I don't EVEN wanna know......

/clench
 
2012-05-27 11:41:55 PM  
She's fighting cavities the hard way. O_o
 
2012-05-27 11:43:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.


...and 9 out of 10 dentists prefer her when they have an urge to fill a cavity using their 'special' tools

Okay ma'am, swish and spit
 
2012-05-27 11:54:17 PM  
Anal B is going to be my rapper name.
 
2012-05-27 11:55:31 PM  
images.allegrocentral.com

Anal B.
 
2012-05-27 11:56:33 PM  
I'm having trouble swallowing this story.

even vitamin pills I can barely get down.
 
2012-05-27 11:59:03 PM  

violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)


And here I was all ready to suggest this as a HotY candidate. Dang.
 
2012-05-28 12:01:24 AM  

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.


Yup that's exactly what I thought when I read the headline. You don't accidentally swallow a farking toothbrush,it's the same like the people going to the hospital with various things stuck up their ass saying "I fell on it,doc. One in a million shot" Both too embarrassed to admit the truth.

/They should check the enamel on her teeth. I bet it's farked.
 
2012-05-28 12:02:33 AM  
I'm having a real tough time accepting her story.

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.


Maybe this.
 
2012-05-28 12:07:06 AM  

octopied: I'm having trouble swallowing this story.

even vitamin pills I can barely get down.


maybe you should start with small things like semen IV
 
2012-05-28 12:08:22 AM  

violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)


Wow.
 
2012-05-28 12:09:14 AM  
Ha! I am definitely sending the link to this story to my cousin. She did the same thing about 15 years ago and never could explain how it happened. And no, she isn't/wasn't bulimic.
 
2012-05-28 12:11:44 AM  

Ghastly: Anal B is going to be my rapper name.


I thought that was your dancer/stripper name...
 
2012-05-28 12:13:03 AM  

Driver: Ghastly: Anal B is going to be my rapper name.

I thought that was your dancer/stripper name...


your stripper name is gay. maybe if u called it gaygay. or gayrafda
 
2012-05-28 12:14:31 AM  

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.


Ding ding ding ding! Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner!
 
2012-05-28 12:16:21 AM  
Wonder if it would have tickled.
 
2012-05-28 12:19:57 AM  
I wonder if there was ever an Oral A or Oral C.

As for this chick, sound like a possible Oral A++
 
2012-05-28 12:26:34 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.


This.

And why NOT make it Anal B, subby?
 
2012-05-28 12:31:21 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Driver: Ghastly: Anal B is going to be my rapper name.

I thought that was your dancer/stripper name...


your stripper name is gay. maybe if u called it gaygay. or gayrafda


Strong words coming from someone that was named by a LOLCAT
and so sadly ironic on the "Jon" part
 
2012-05-28 12:37:36 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.


Swallows it all without a trace, too. Impressive!
 
2012-05-28 12:38:33 AM  

Grables'Daughter: MaudlinMutantMollusk: When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat.

The hell?

/talk about doing it wrong...
//in so many, many ways

Because it involved a toothbrush, and not...

Oh, never mind.

: )


TBIE?

EIP
 
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