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(Hamilton Spectator)   Man disappears in Niagara Falls whirlpool; presumed to be spinning in his grave   (thespec.com) divider line 71
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2012-05-27 04:54:23 PM
Authorities don't know the details, but it probably happened when a group of idiots decided to fark around with a GIANT WHIRLPOOL!
 
2012-05-27 04:57:23 PM
"disappers"?
 
2012-05-27 05:03:21 PM

Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?


I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for "diapers".
 
2012-05-27 05:03:43 PM

Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?


I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for diapers.
 
2012-05-27 05:07:18 PM
Like so:

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-27 05:13:31 PM

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?

I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for "diapers".


FloydA: Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?

I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for diapers.


Echo, echo, echo... :-D
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-05-27 05:26:16 PM

FloydA: Like so:

[i105.photobucket.com image 459x573]


Ooooh there's Pooh on the sofa. That's nasty.
 
2012-05-27 05:29:12 PM

Pud: Ooooh there's Pooh on the sofa. That's nasty.


Fo' shizzle
 
2012-05-27 05:38:48 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?

I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for "diapers".

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?

I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for diapers.

Echo, echo, echo... :-D


Yeah, sorry.
 
2012-05-27 05:48:35 PM

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes: FloydA: Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?

I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for "diapers".

FloydA: Bathia_Mapes: "disappers"?

I think it's Snoop Dogg shizzle-speak for diapers.

Echo, echo, echo... :-D

Yeah, sorry.


No worries. Probably a glitch in the matrix similar to the one we had last week with the 2 comment boxes showing up in some of the redlit threads.
 
2012-05-27 08:09:35 PM

NutWrench: Authorities don't know the details, but it probably happened when a group of idiots decided to fark around with a GIANT WHIRLPOOL!


I've been there. The thing is HUGE. Easily 200 feet around and it looks like 125 feet deep. Not something you'd fark with willingly.
 
2012-05-27 09:01:22 PM
Did they try backtracking to Pittsburgh, Miami, New Orleans, and Dallas?
 
2012-05-27 09:32:07 PM
It would really be ironic if he were a Maytag repairman
 
2012-05-27 09:37:36 PM
Sorry, meant 200 yards.
 
2012-05-27 10:15:23 PM
I've seen it...all that river close to the falls looked like instant death to me, the water is very fast moving. Why someone would willingly jump in to swim is astounding.

www.richard-seaman.com
 
2012-05-27 10:26:01 PM

optikeye: I've seen it...all that river close to the falls looked like instant death to me, the water is very fast moving. Why someone would willingly jump in to swim is astounding.

[www.richard-seaman.com image 640x460]


Niagra is special because the river is super deep. There's big rapids, but they're not made from rocks, but from jets of water coming off the rocks. If you've got the buoyancy, you can have a fun little trip. There's a jet boat ride and they slap life vests on you. I imagine that's enough. With no rocks to catch your feet, fast water isn't any more dangerous than slow.
 
2012-05-27 10:28:31 PM
Biatch, you knew it was Whirlpool!
 
2012-05-27 10:30:23 PM

Almost forgot:

static.theurbn.com
 
2012-05-27 11:30:33 PM
We're just drowning in bad headlines today. Someone needs to throw subby a lifesaver because at this point he's just fishing for a laugh with that watery headline.
 
2012-05-28 12:16:21 AM
Gave himself a swirly what a hero!
 
2012-05-28 12:17:39 AM

optikeye: I've seen it...all that river close to the falls looked like instant death to me, the water is very fast moving. Why someone would willingly jump in to swim is astounding.

[www.richard-seaman.com image 640x460]


Booze and BBQ? 22 isn't the brightest of ages.
 
2012-05-28 12:19:16 AM
www.mathfail.com


/Go ahead, dive in stupid!
 
2012-05-28 12:23:41 AM

AbbeySomeone: Booze and BBQ? 22 isn't the brightest of ages.


Yeah, but was he able to save the beer?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-28 12:33:40 AM
I'm going to assume alcohol was involved? I've been at that river, I've seen the whirlpools and that's something a normal sober person couldn't even be paid to swim in or even take one step in. As a previous poster said, it's instant death.
 
2012-05-28 12:35:57 AM

styckx: I'm going to assume alcohol was involved? I've been at that river, I've seen the whirlpools and that's something a normal sober person couldn't even be paid to swim in or even take one step in. As a previous poster said, it's instant death.


Perhaps they double dog dared him.
 
2012-05-28 12:36:46 AM
That thing routinely sucks down 150 ft fallen trees, grinds them up on the rocky bottom, and spits out nothing but wood chips.
I don't think they're recovering the body.
 
2012-05-28 12:44:09 AM
The guy was always a barrel of laughs.
 
2012-05-28 12:47:11 AM


That thing routinely sucks down 150 ft fallen trees, grinds them up on the rocky bottom, and spits out nothing but wood chips.
I don't think they're recovering the body.


Later,chum.
 
2012-05-28 12:51:55 AM
Fark so needs a Darwin tag.
 
2012-05-28 01:00:38 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-28 01:03:13 AM
Hey, isn't that--
It's our good friend, Roy boy.
Jump!
No, no! He's wearing my good hat!
Let's help him out.
Great.
Don't jump, Roy boy,
don't jump! Help is on the way!
 
Skr
2012-05-28 01:04:34 AM
Unlike other whirlpools, Niagara Whirlpool never loses suction.
 
2012-05-28 01:06:52 AM
Niagara Falls?
Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch. I walked up to him, I smashed him like this, I hit him, I bopped him, I tore him to pieces, and then I knocked him down!


Dumbass
 
2012-05-28 01:08:46 AM

gas giant: That thing routinely sucks down 150 ft fallen trees, grinds them up on the rocky bottom, and spits out nothing but wood chips.
I don't think they're recovering the body.


Sounds like a good plan for an insurance scam. No need to worry about your plane landing intact just offshore instead of 100 miles out in the Gulf of Mexico.
 
2012-05-28 01:13:45 AM
Charles Darwin nods in approval.
 
2012-05-28 01:15:22 AM
For you, subby.

/save a seat for me too.
 
2012-05-28 01:16:23 AM

Nutsac_Jim: Sounds like a good plan for an insurance scam. No need to worry about your plane landing intact just offshore instead of 100 miles out in the Gulf of Mexico.


I was thinking exactly the same thing when I posted that.
 
2012-05-28 01:16:36 AM

LoneWolf343: For you, subby.

/save a seat for me too.


Fark ate my image.
 
2012-05-28 01:18:40 AM
That is the secret entrance to the judicial league hall tunnel disrobement gang club house cave fortress encampment hideout. No one ever thinks to look there.
 
2012-05-28 01:32:47 AM
There is a secret tunnel down there I think he is there.
 
2012-05-28 01:37:53 AM

AbbeySomeone:
Booze and BBQ? 22 isn't the brightest of ages.


I think booze and BBQ go together just fine. Again, the booze might not pair so well with the GIANT WHIRLPOOL....

/and that's why I always stay inside my cozy hobbit hole, with my cozy TV and my cozy Fark. Losers....
 
2012-05-28 01:44:44 AM

optikeye: I've seen it...all that river close to the falls looked like instant death to me, the water is very fast moving. Why someone would willingly jump in to swim is astounding.

[www.richard-seaman.com image 640x460]

~

The comments FTA say he is Asian.

So. Um.

There's your answer.

// photo by Dick Semen *snork*
 
2012-05-28 01:44:53 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-28 01:55:44 AM
I wonder which magical world he lives in now?

Rick Marshall, Will and Holly are a father and his two kids who get sucked into a whirlpool while out rafting. The whirlpool acts as a time portal and they end up in a primitive world populated by dinosaurs and cavemen....
i50.tinypic.com

Science teacher John Butler, and his wife, Kim, daughter Katie and son Greg, find themselves lost in the Valley of the Dinosaurs, when their raft is sucked down into a whirlpool....
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-28 02:08:38 AM
So that's what the smooshy-faced wax lion was trying to warn me about.
 
2012-05-28 02:16:11 AM
Niagra Falls!!! Sloooowly he turned....
 
2012-05-28 02:29:31 AM
Kind of a young age to go...
Oh well i guess :/
 
2012-05-28 05:14:20 AM

Big Ramifications: I wonder which magical world he lives in now?

Rick Marshall, Will and Holly are a father and his two kids who get sucked into a whirlpool while out rafting. The whirlpool acts as a time portal and they end up in a primitive world populated by dinosaurs and cavemen....
[i50.tinypic.com image 150x211]

Science teacher John Butler, and his wife, Kim, daughter Katie and son Greg, find themselves lost in the Valley of the Dinosaurs, when their raft is sucked down into a whirlpool....
[i49.tinypic.com image 250x154]


Or maybe they're all dead, and the dinosaur shiat is just them fighting their mortality, like in lathe of heaven - but they never get home. just like this dude won't.
 
2012-05-28 07:25:28 AM
Niagara, Prease.
 
2012-05-28 07:57:30 AM
Now his name is Eddy.
 
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