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2012-05-27 02:47:58 PM
She has apparently also sharpened the toe of a dromedary.
 
2012-05-27 03:55:16 PM
I see absolutely no difference between those before and after photos, aside from what she's wearing. She's got a perfectly rectangular body.
 
2012-05-27 04:43:11 PM
Never understood the appeal, personally. No 'sharp knees' or studman stuff here, she just always struck me as the man-hating-lesbian type.
 
2012-05-27 04:47:23 PM
I'd sacrifice you all to Slaanesh just for the chance to disappoint that woman in bed.
 
2012-05-27 05:07:31 PM
Psssh, her body looks bangin'. I wish mine looked like that.
 
2012-05-27 06:00:15 PM
Michelle Rodriguez is the best thing about Michelle Rodriguez movies....



So yeah,I would.
 
2012-05-27 06:32:20 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: Never understood the appeal, personally. No 'sharp knees' or studman stuff here, she just always struck me as the man-hating-lesbian type.


That's way too legitimate of an argument for Fark.
 
2012-05-27 06:34:05 PM
Why the hell do people find her attractive? She looks like a farking caveman. Like she'd hurt you. Her characters in movies are essentially all klingons except without the makeup.
 
2012-05-27 07:00:58 PM

MadSkillz: Why the hell do people find her attractive? She looks like a farking caveman. Like she'd hurt you. Her characters in movies are essentially all klingons except without the makeup.


And that's...pretty gotdamn HOT if you ask me!
 
2012-05-27 07:14:47 PM
Chuchim... the Tongue Looseners!
 
2012-05-27 07:19:12 PM
It is as though she wishes to use the labia as the clamp.
 
2012-05-27 07:26:19 PM

HotWingAgenda: I see absolutely no difference between those before and after photos, aside from what she's wearing. She's got a perfectly rectangular body.


Uh, really? You didn't notice the abs in the photo?
 
2012-05-27 07:27:12 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: HotWingAgenda: I see absolutely no difference between those before and after photos, aside from what she's wearing. She's got a perfectly rectangular body.

Uh, really? You didn't notice the abs in the second photo?


D'oh.
 
2012-05-27 07:30:15 PM

MadSkillz: Why the hell do people find her attractive? She looks like a farking caveman. Like she'd hurt you. Her characters in movies are essentially all klingons except without the makeup.


Like that's a bad thing?
 
2012-05-27 07:32:38 PM
She's hot but she gives me the vibe that penis isn't her preference.
 
2012-05-27 07:33:56 PM

coco ebert: Psssh, her body looks bangin'. I wish mine looked like that.


Old woman = dumb standards. If you were 20-30, would you still want that? She's extremely masculine.
 
2012-05-27 07:37:11 PM
I'd let her touch my penis. Not that she would want to, because I'm ugly. Or she could be a lesbian (NTTAWWT), but I'm still ugly.
 
2012-05-27 07:37:12 PM

HotWingAgenda: I see absolutely no difference between those before and after photos, aside from what she's wearing. She's got a perfectly rectangular body.


entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com

I gotta agree... except she's tanned in one and pale in the other, and she looks older in the before than she does in the after. How she aged backwards, I have no idea. But beyond that, yes, she looks exactly the same.

/wants more Vasquez-type movies from Michelle
//don't care that she's a drunk
///strong warriors > wimpy princesses
 
2012-05-27 07:40:08 PM

Nrokreffefp: Old woman = dumb standards. If you were 20-30, would you still want that? She's extremely masculine.


I'm 25, and yes I would.
 
2012-05-27 07:41:06 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: She's hot but she gives me the vibe that penis isn't her preference.


Word on the street was that she was involved with Kristanna Loken at one time.

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/2006/11/girl-love-michelle- r odriguez-a.html (copy/Paste, im lazy today)
 
2012-05-27 07:46:51 PM
Her face is so weird. Sometimes it can look harsh, then other times she looks really hot. And this happens whether or not she's made up for the cameras.
 
2012-05-27 07:47:55 PM

skinink: Her face is so weird. Sometimes it can look harsh, then other times she looks really hot. And this happens whether or not she's made up for the cameras.


It's called having a full range of expressions, something lacking in the Botox crowd.
 
2012-05-27 07:50:29 PM

meow said the dog: It is as though she wishes to use the labia as the clamp.


CLAMP CLAMP KABAMP!
 
2012-05-27 07:50:34 PM
Not particularly hot or ugly. A solid average.
 
2012-05-27 07:54:10 PM
Great bod. Too bad she's insane.
 
2012-05-27 07:57:11 PM
Gunderson: 89 Stick-Up Kid: She's hot but she gives me the vibe that penis isn't her preference.

Word on the street was that she was involved with Kristanna Loken at one time.

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/2006/11/girl-love-michelle- r odriguez-a.html (copy/Paste, im lazy today)


I'll be in my Bunk
 
Skr
2012-05-27 08:02:16 PM
She ain't my cup 'o tea, but she does look like a semi-attractive friend you'd want to hang out with and do cool shiat with.
 
2012-05-27 08:11:21 PM
More like the face-butterer.
 
2012-05-27 08:13:32 PM

skinink: Her face is so weird. Sometimes it can look harsh, then other times she looks really hot. And this happens whether or not she's made up for the cameras.


Thought on this,

"So, attractive one day, not attractive the next."
"Have you come across this?"
"Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She's a two-face."
"Like the Batman villain?"
"If that helps you."
"So if I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up -- the good, the bad, or the ugly
 
2012-05-27 08:14:36 PM
I'm whelmed.
 
2012-05-27 08:23:51 PM
Well she's my baby momma
/I wish
 
2012-05-27 08:26:26 PM

jim32rr: skinink: Her face is so weird. Sometimes it can look harsh, then other times she looks really hot. And this happens whether or not she's made up for the cameras.

Thought on this,

"So, attractive one day, not attractive the next."
"Have you come across this?"
"Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She's a two-face."
"Like the Batman villain?"
"If that helps you."
"So if I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up -- the good, the bad, or the ugly


Clint Eastwood!
 
2012-05-27 08:28:54 PM
I was there from 5 o'clock in the morning to 5 o'clock in the afternoon training hard-core.

OK, don't get me wrong, she's one of my fav's and could get me to do pretty much anything without trying if she asked me while wearing a tank top and a gun (that's when she looks her hottest) - but that does not look like the body of a woman who works out 12 hours a day. Works out and eats well, yes - and is scorching hot - but not 12 hours a day of working out.

I actually prefer women without THAT much working out, because it's nicer when they have some soft lines.
 
2012-05-27 08:37:38 PM
Well, she's welcome in my bunk.
 
2012-05-27 08:39:37 PM
I'd lick the seawater off those abs. Yum.
 
2012-05-27 08:42:54 PM
If I wanted to fark a 12-year-old Hispanic boy I'd ask Rush for a referral.
 
2012-05-27 08:44:53 PM
HEY-O!
 
2012-05-27 08:46:12 PM

PvtHike: Well, she's welcome in my bunk.


Well who isn't?
 
2012-05-27 08:48:00 PM
I do believe I detect a little popcorn in pic #2.
 
2012-05-27 08:49:29 PM
I have jerked off to this so many times, that I may have to go to the ER, to repair the wounds on my cock.
 
2012-05-27 08:51:17 PM
Put me on the 'I'd hit it' side of the tally. I agree with skinink I clicked this afraid she'd turned into a sack of antlers, pleasantly surprised.
 
2012-05-27 08:52:39 PM

HotWingAgenda: I see absolutely no difference between those before and after photos, aside from what she's wearing. She's got a perfectly rectangular body.


I suspect she has the body fat down a little, there is more definition in the abs and her arms too...
And there was a comment about eating meat but not liking it...

My guess is she will entertain penis if it were an exceptional one, otherwise having a preference for innies..
That has me out of the running twice, being happily married makes that three strikes. Why am I still typing?
 
2012-05-27 08:58:30 PM
I didn't recognize her w/o a tank top on.
 
2012-05-27 08:59:07 PM
She is possibly the worst actress in Hollywood. I can't understand for the life of me why she gets parts.

Here's a synopsis of Michele Rodreguez characters in every movie she's in.

1. Have attitude
2. For some reason I'm supposed to connect with her
3. Die, again presuming I emotionally care

Her and Channing Tatum must have the best publicists in history.
 
2012-05-27 09:02:01 PM

malaktaus: If I wanted to fark a 12-year-old Hispanic boy I'd ask Rush for a referral.


If that's a 12-year-old boy, then what do actual 12-year-old boys look like to you?
 
2012-05-27 09:06:27 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: malaktaus: If I wanted to fark a 12-year-old Hispanic boy I'd ask Rush for a referral.

If that's a 12-year-old boy, then what do actual 12-year-old boys look like to you?


Emma Watson?
 
2012-05-27 09:08:12 PM
You know, I worry about the safety of 12 year old boys around the average male Farker.
 
2012-05-27 09:26:24 PM

SharkTrager: You know, I worry about the safety of 12 year old boys around the average male Farker.


I had 3 of them before I realized I liked the lady parts better.
 
2012-05-27 09:27:12 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: malaktaus: If I wanted to fark a 12-year-old Hispanic boy I'd ask Rush for a referral.

If that's a 12-year-old boy, then what do actual 12-year-old boys look like to you?


Paging Chris Hansen...
 
2012-05-27 09:28:37 PM

Smallberries: PvtHike: Well, she's welcome in my bunk.

Well who isn't?


I needed the money dammit!
 
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