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Grables'Daughter		2012-05-27 05:34:37 PM

/looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

martissimo		2012-05-27 05:51:55 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

£60 is under a hundred bucks, so yeah, hell I've bought hundred dollar dinners for girls that look no better than that just hoping to get some lol

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-05-27 06:19:52 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

Breaks out £-single's!!

Indubitably		2012-05-27 06:30:37 PM

Wouldn't know.

SourImplant		2012-05-27 06:31:55 PM

So Rick Romero's never looked into the Escorts section of his local area Yellow Pages?

some_beer_drinker		2012-05-27 06:32:11 PM

seems legit to me. i don't know about top shelf, but reasonable.

BumpInTheNight		2012-05-27 06:32:18 PM

£60? That's like £20/minute!

/wait a second...

skinink		2012-05-27 06:34:22 PM

I'll read that Sun article over their hooker indignation and women being objectified, as soon as I catch up on their latest Page 3 Girls.

skinink		2012-05-27 06:37:45 PM

Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

fragMasterFlash		2012-05-27 06:40:34 PM

Grables'Daughter: I could make a lot of money.

I think Drew should pony up some of the advertising cash he rakes in from all my clicks on your profile.

_{/stay awesome}

MemeSlave		2012-05-27 06:43:06 PM

skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

And this is why its ok to kill hookers - because they're already dead inside.

MyNameIsMofuga		2012-05-27 06:43:21 PM

Grables'Daughter: /I keed

There is probably sex in the champagne room.

Delay		2012-05-27 06:43:59 PM

skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

Don't they get dizzy?

Indubitably		2012-05-27 06:44:34 PM

MemeSlave: skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

And this is why its ok to kill hookers - because they're already dead inside.

Um.

You just poked the wrong bear.

No killing tonight.

;)

Bhruic		2012-05-27 06:45:04 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

They definitely weren't amazingly hot or anything, but whoever was in that first pic did have a nicely rounded butt. Just sayin'.

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2012-05-27 06:45:50 PM

Grables'Daughter: I could make a lot of money.

Yes. Yes you could.

RoyBatty		2012-05-27 06:46:51 PM

skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

That's very nice. Also, there seems to be a hidden easter egg. You can click on the waistband of their panties and drag them down about an inch. Very cute.

Sgt Oddball		2012-05-27 06:47:21 PM

skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

SONofa... Pretty sure I just lost the next 36 hours. Thanks a lot.

Hugemeister		2012-05-27 06:49:11 PM

oblig?

Krieghund		2012-05-27 06:51:13 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

Yes, it is, and yes, you could

serialsuicidebomber		2012-05-27 06:54:15 PM

skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

Nahhhh...... not really ....... can't flip 'em upside-down.

somemoron		2012-05-27 06:56:22 PM

Indubitably: MemeSlave: skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

And this is why its ok to kill hookers - because they're already dead inside.

Um.

You just poked the wrong bear.

No killing tonight.

;)

How about kittens? Can we kill kittens?

\GD, bane of Humane Societies everwhar

Krieghund		2012-05-27 06:56:55 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Breaks out £-single's!!
fragMasterFlash: I think Drew should pony up some of the advertising cash he rakes in from all my clicks on your profile.
MyNameIsMofuga: There is probably sex in the champagne room.
YouPeopleAreCrazy: Yes. Yes you could.
Krieghund: Yes, it is, and yes, you could

It looks like I'm the Fark equivalent of the 5th guy in line in a bukkake vid.

SearchN		2012-05-27 06:57:46 PM

So GD should we blow this thread up or not? Still not sure.

Indubitably		2012-05-27 06:59:31 PM

somemoron: Indubitably: MemeSlave: skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

And this is why its ok to kill hookers - because they're already dead inside.

Um.

You just poked the wrong bear.

No killing tonight.

;)

How about kittens? Can we kill kittens?

\GD, bane of Humane Societies everwhar

Who, you'm?

Kill yer kittens, you sad sacks.

*wink*?

pit and pendulum		2012-05-27 07:00:40 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

Yes, yes you can.

Indubitably		2012-05-27 07:00:43 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

Darlin', be safe, love.

Shield.

;)

snake_beater		2012-05-27 07:02:00 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

*checks profile*

Wow. Um...yeah, you could.

/I'll be in my bunk

RaptorRed		2012-05-27 07:07:00 PM

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Hey here's our story to justify using tons of money on hookers!

We have the best job ever!

MemeSlave		2012-05-27 07:08:39 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

Fap.

dopekitty74		2012-05-27 07:09:55 PM

snake_beater: Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

*checks profile*

Wow. Um...yeah, you could.

/I'll be in my bunk

Agreed! GD is a sexy girl!

derekdoubleut		2012-05-27 07:13:09 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

Prove it.

PvtHike		2012-05-27 07:17:24 PM

Indubitably: somemoron: Indubitably: MemeSlave: skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

And this is why its ok to kill hookers - because they're already dead inside.

Um.

You just poked the wrong bear.

No killing tonight.

;)

How about kittens? Can we kill kittens?

\GD, bane of Humane Societies everwhar

Who, you'm?

Kill yer kittens, you sad sacks.

*wink*?

I see what you did there.

/is amazed all the kittens aren't dead

TheFranci		2012-05-27 07:18:49 PM

HOOKERS are selling sex for £60 at the top floor of a Travelodge - as innocent guests sleep unaware beneath them.

Any hooker who cannot keep the person she is on top of awake does not deserve her £60!

Nrokreffefp		2012-05-27 07:20:38 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

You'd have to get off the computer and start blowing fat dudes. Somehow given your internet fanbase that buys you Amazon gifts, I think you'd be taking a paycut and actually having to put out.

somemoron		2012-05-27 07:20:52 PM

Only because I haven't actually seen it in a while:

upload.wikimedia.org

BarkingUnicorn		2012-05-27 07:22:21 PM

serialsuicidebomber: skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

Nahhhh...... not really ....... can't flip 'em upside-down.

Wish I could that one inside out

laid back w/bud light		2012-05-27 07:22:37 PM

Grables'Daughter]

You could make a lot more money if you could be at my front door in under 30 minutes, a little less if you could send pics sooner.
EIP

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-05-27 07:22:59 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-05-27 07:24:28 PM

martissimo: Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

£60 is under a hundred bucks, so yeah, hell I've bought hundred dollar dinners for girls that look no better than that just hoping to get some lol

I'm sure after you dropped them off there was plenty of lol.

LordBollocks		2012-05-27 07:26:45 PM

6655321		2012-05-27 07:27:25 PM

Travelodge is an "Alan Harper"
A "Charlie Harper" is the Ritz Carlton..

LordBollocks		2012-05-27 07:28:40 PM

skinink: Cool! Now you can look at the Page 3 girls in 360 degrees! (NSFW) Forget the hooker story!

This should be a standard feature on dating sites.

ongbok		2012-05-27 07:33:20 PM

CSB.
When one of my friends was in college he and a group went to Atlanta for some conference. While he was there they stayed in a second rate hotel, like a holiday inn type, and one night they came back to the hotel piss drunk and got off the elevator on the wrong floor. He said they walked a few feet before they noticed that most of the room doors were open and there were women in the rooms laying in the beds naked. Then some guy walked up to them and started giving prices and asking them what they wanted. He said it took a minute for them to realize what was going on, then once it sunk in they all looked at each other and didn't even have to say a word, he said they all had that "Lets get the fark out of Dodge" look on there faces, and they bolted back to the elevator.

Brick-House		2012-05-27 07:38:06 PM

www.myredbook.com

nsfw

kxs401		2012-05-27 07:42:31 PM

Nrokreffefp: Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

You'd have to get off the computer and start blowing fat dudes. Somehow given your internet fanbase that buys you Amazon gifts, I think you'd be taking a paycut and actually having to put out.

Probably true.

turbidum		2012-05-27 07:47:19 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

biatch, please. You know you're hot shiat. That was the baldest, laziest attempt at attention whoring I've seen on here in a while.

And judging from the responses in the thread, it worked.

/*sigh* you go girl

RibbyK		2012-05-27 07:49:43 PM

Grables'Daughter: I could make a lot of money.

How YOU doin'?

rudemix		2012-05-27 07:50:17 PM

I'm not a surgeon but I did sleep in a prostitute last night.

Unsung_Hero		2012-05-27 07:54:48 PM

Grables'Daughter: /looks at pictures from article

Is that how escorts really look?

I could make a lot of money.

/I keed

If you went low end in Canada, I'd guess $300-500/hr.

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