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2012-05-27 02:21:22 PM
img820.imageshack.us

...and Hell followed with him.
 
2012-05-27 02:59:46 PM
i.imgur.com

Seriously underrated movie.
 
2012-05-27 03:01:04 PM
I can understand a fading tan, but Ms. Parker seriously needs to get her nose clipped.
 
2012-05-27 03:01:34 PM
Coochie Mama
 
2012-05-27 03:01:43 PM
Conquest. Nice to see prophecy being played out in our own time.
 
2012-05-27 03:01:50 PM
arfsc.homestead.com
 
2012-05-27 03:04:15 PM

UsikFark: I can understand a fading tan, but Ms. Parker seriously needs to get her nose clipped.



Hilarity ensues:

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
 
2012-05-27 03:10:29 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
COOCHIE MAMMMMA!!!
 
2012-05-27 03:16:59 PM
media.nj.com

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

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2012-05-27 03:18:37 PM

traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

...


FARK is not your personal erotica site.
 
2012-05-27 03:20:13 PM
So he's not an albino, just a horse of a different colour, like the Ghost Bears of the Queen Charlotte Islands?
 
2012-05-27 03:20:43 PM
"They call me Mort."

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

/Horse should be named Binky.
 
2012-05-27 03:20:49 PM

traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

...


This guy is so big, he could use the Eiffel tower as a butt-plug:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-27 03:21:37 PM
The father is an "Art Major"? Good thing he's got running skills or he'd be asking if you want fries with that.
 
2012-05-27 03:23:35 PM
"My first reaction was 'uh-oh,'" said farm owner Mark Mullen, "I thought someone had mixed up the vials. Standardbreds usually come in 50 shades of brown, never white."

/Fun with artificial insemination. Now that's on my bucket list.
 
2012-05-27 03:24:28 PM
i1086.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-27 03:25:38 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-05-27 03:33:23 PM
And it's name, it said on it, was "death"

/"Dawn of the Dead" remake
 
2012-05-27 03:34:09 PM

The water was cold: Hilarity ensues:


You can see the scar from her last clipping, it looks like they had to Bobbitt.
 
2012-05-27 03:34:22 PM
They say she comes on a pale horse, but I'm sure I hear a train.
 
2012-05-27 03:34:31 PM
Looks like this little war bonnet foal.
i1086.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-27 03:34:31 PM
Horse needs a name, they expect a lot from him. Hmmm, I'm thinkging..,White Power!

/ducks
 
2012-05-27 03:34:57 PM
Someone named their horse "Coochie Mama"? Did they know what coochie is slang for, or is that the reason they chose it? Just bizarre. The horse is beautiful, though.
 
2012-05-27 03:35:18 PM

Mara See Mara Do: "They call me Mort."

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

/Horse should be named Binky.


I second Binky.
 
2012-05-27 03:35:46 PM
The Revelation
of St. John the Divine

6

The Seals
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: Zech. 1.8 ; 6.3 and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.


IT'S in REVELATIONS PEOPLE!
 
2012-05-27 03:38:46 PM
What an amazing horse...guessing it tastes like raisins.
 
2012-05-27 03:40:27 PM
"The colt even has his own Facebook page under the name "White Foal.""

I don't think the colt is old enough to use Facebook.
 
2012-05-27 03:41:13 PM

traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

...


With a turducken inside of that.
 
2012-05-27 03:45:27 PM
He said he had never seen a white horse before??!!
 
2012-05-27 03:46:17 PM

MayoSlather: What an amazing horse...guessing it tastes like raisins.


SHUT UP WOMAN
 
2012-05-27 03:49:08 PM
blogs.discovermagazine.com

Oh dear. A glitch in the Matrix.
 
2012-05-27 03:51:37 PM

UsikFark: traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

...

FARK is not your personal erotica site.


You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.
 
2012-05-27 03:52:05 PM
They should name it Last Dying Gasp of a Politically Incorrect and Financially Ailing Industry
 
2012-05-27 03:52:56 PM
Someone warn Danyeris before it's too late!
 
2012-05-27 03:54:17 PM

Mara See Mara Do: "They call me Mort."

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

/Horse should be named Binky.


Came for Pratchett...
 
2012-05-27 03:59:10 PM
Looks like a white unicorn, which has had its horn pilfered by the king of Siam... to make the greatest aphrodisiac that's ever been...

But the news reports never mentioned that, because then people would look at them funny.

/hey, stop looking at me funny...
 
2012-05-27 04:04:29 PM
Do I hear chiming hooves?

/Oh please Choose me?
 
2012-05-27 04:05:40 PM
Anthony Quinn?

Great flick.
 
2012-05-27 04:07:10 PM

HotWingAgenda: They should name it Last Dying Gasp of a Politically Incorrect and Financially Ailing Industry


images.wikia.com

A roadapple a day keeps the city slickers away
 
2012-05-27 04:10:49 PM

Mantour: The Revelation
of St. John the Divine

6

The Seals
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: Zech. 1.8 ; 6.3 and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.


IT'S in REVELATIONS PEOPLE!


What? There are lots of white horses born. This is just a white standardbred, a breed that typically isn't white, hence the news. But hey, who am I to pooh-pooh you trying to link it to your crazy superstitions...
 
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2012-05-27 04:10:56 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-27 04:11:03 PM
His name shall be Shadowfax. He will bear a human rider only if he wishes to bear one.
 
2012-05-27 04:15:03 PM

Eugoogoolizer: Horse needs a name, they expect a lot from him. Hmmm, I'm thinkging..,White Power!

/ducks


Great White Hope.
 
2012-05-27 04:17:22 PM
 
2012-05-27 04:22:37 PM
So is it an albino, or a regular white horse? Cause if it's the former it's not really a good thing.
 
2012-05-27 04:28:28 PM

Pitabred: Mantour: The Revelation
of St. John the Divine

6

The Seals
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: Zech. 1.8 ; 6.3 and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.


IT'S in REVELATIONS PEOPLE!

What? There are lots of white horses born. This is just a white standardbred, a breed that typically isn't white, hence the news. But hey, who am I to pooh-pooh you trying to link it to your crazy superstitions...


The joke
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Your head
 
2012-05-27 04:41:18 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Silver? Nah, too obvious.
 
2012-05-27 04:41:34 PM
Let me know when one of these survives.

Lethal White
 
2012-05-27 04:43:32 PM

jim32rr: UsikFark: traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

...

FARK is not your personal erotica site.

You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.


Thanks.
 
2012-05-27 04:45:42 PM
I wondered "why the big deal about a white horse?" then whiled away too much time reading up on Wikipedia about white horses. Apparently a lot of the horses I assumed were white are "grey" (white hair, black skin) and true white horses (white hair, white skin) are not all that common. Then there's a "lethal white syndrome" that kills the horse within a few days after birth because the GI tract just doesn't work. Hopefully this little horsey is pooping normally.

And I guess if you've spent all of your horse-career time around a breed that is never anything but a thousand shades of brown, a white horse is rather a big deal.
 
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