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(YouTube) Video Brooke Burke and um...er...something about "shake" and er.. um.."squeeze" or something, and um ... I'll be back later   (youtube.com) divider line 35
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2012-05-27 10:42:37 AM  
At first I thought this said Brooke Hogan and the eyebrows of me raised as to shwat it was upon her that was shaking or jiggling for that matter.
 
2012-05-27 10:43:00 AM  
You want a protein shake, Brooke?

Awwww yeah.
 
2012-05-27 10:57:27 AM  
ok, I get that she's attractive in general, but there really wasn't much of a sexual context there. She's talking about clever ways to sneak kale into her kids' breakfast fer chrissakes.

/ I did go to amazon and order one of those blenders though. Looks a lot easier than my current setup.
 
2012-05-27 11:11:49 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: You want a protein shake, Brooke?

Awwww yeah.


I dunno, look how she treats that banana. ouch.
 
2012-05-27 11:31:07 AM  

serial_crusher: ok, I get that she's attractive in general, but there really wasn't much of a sexual context there


Yeah, I was expecting a Shake Weight type of commercial.
 
2012-05-27 12:22:31 PM  

serial_crusher: ok, I get that she's attractive in general, but there really wasn't much of a sexual context there. She's talking about clever ways to sneak kale into her kids' breakfast fer chrissakes.

/ I did go to amazon and order one of those blenders though. Looks a lot easier than my current setup.


Amazon? It's a magicbullet. They should be available at Walmart, Target, even most hardware stores. Got mine at CanadianTire on sale for $19.99. Makes the worlds easiest margarita.

www.blenderexpert.com
 
2012-05-27 12:27:41 PM  
So, it's an ad for a cheap blender? Um...OK?
 
2012-05-27 12:30:49 PM  
Blender fetish?
 
2012-05-27 12:45:11 PM  
Man, for a pretty woman who exercises a lot, Brooke Burke's video channel is full of a lot of boring shiat.

How To Use a Blender

How To Put On Makeup

How To Wear a Scarf

Here's her Sexy Dance Workout video, but even that gets old fast.
 
2012-05-27 12:48:07 PM  

FuturePastNow: but even that gets old fast.


If I had never seen octomom, Neda would seem pretty hot to me.
 
2012-05-27 01:20:43 PM  
She's been out of the limelight for quite a while. She was smoking hot back in the day though.
 
2012-05-27 01:41:34 PM  
Look at all that plastic.
 
2012-05-27 02:04:25 PM  

FuturePastNow: Man, for a pretty woman who exercises a lot, Brooke Burke's video channel is full of a lot of boring shiat.

How To Use a Blender

How To Put On Makeup

How To Wear a Scarf

Here's her Sexy Dance Workout video, but even that gets old fast.


I remember watching "Wild On!" on E! and getting frustrated at how for every 2 minutes of sexy half naked women there would be 10 minutes of some idiot trying to be funny or interesting.
 
2012-05-27 02:42:10 PM  

ManateeGag: NeedlesslyCanadian: You want a protein shake, Brooke?

Awwww yeah.

I dunno, look how she treats that banana. ouch.


I'd let her handle my banana and give her some proteing, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-27 03:01:46 PM  
I can't fap to that.
 
2012-05-27 03:07:15 PM  
Has she had a facelift? She's sporting the facelift "scar cover" hairstyle.
 
2012-05-27 03:43:26 PM  
She put strawberries in without taking the green stems off. Nasty!
 
2012-05-27 03:45:00 PM  
I would fark her butt, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-05-27 03:48:41 PM  

Doctor Jan Itor: She put strawberries in without taking the green stems off. Nasty!


I think she froze them with the stems cut off.
The reason you see other colors is because that was a mix of different kinds of berries (i.e. blueberries or blackberries).
 
2012-05-27 03:50:35 PM  

Marshal805: FuturePastNow: Man, for a pretty woman who exercises a lot, Brooke Burke's video channel is full of a lot of boring shiat.

How To Use a Blender

How To Put On Makeup

How To Wear a Scarf

Here's her Sexy Dance Workout video, but even that gets old fast.

I remember watching "Wild On!" on E! and getting frustrated at how for every 2 minutes of sexy half naked women there would be 10 minutes of some idiot trying to be funny or interesting.


If I recall correctly, his name was Art.
 
2012-05-27 03:59:25 PM  

serial_crusher: ok, I get that she's attractive in general, but there really wasn't much of a sexual context there. She's talking about clever ways to sneak kale into her kids' breakfast fer chrissakes.

/ I did go to amazon and order one of those blenders though. Looks a lot easier than my current setup.


heh, first thing i thought as well. pretty convienient mini blender ftw
 
2012-05-27 04:23:29 PM  
Can't help it. Her nose always makes me think of Skeletor.
 
2012-05-27 04:36:39 PM  
I'd like to see her demo the shake weight.
 
2012-05-27 05:49:17 PM  
I'd take her to pound town.
 
2012-05-27 06:06:51 PM  

ultraholland: I would fark her butt, if you know what I mean.


Not really. Could you drop the subtlety and detail exactly what you mean by this?
 
2012-05-27 10:18:48 PM  
I'm sorry,Brooke.....Were you saying something?
 
2012-05-28 12:04:33 AM  
Her kids must be on the slow side of things to not wonder why their 'natural' shake is green.
 
2012-05-28 03:06:09 AM  
Wow that was completely and utterly pointless. Let's watch Brooke blend a smoothie for her kids while talking about her kids. Kudos to both the subby and the greenlighter for bringing this to our attention.
 
2012-05-28 09:48:49 AM  
Brooke in kitchen? Do not want.

http://greenobles.com/data_images/brooke-burke/brooke-burke-04.jpg
/want
 
2012-05-28 10:01:15 AM  

irving47: Brooke in kitchen? Do not want.

http://greenobles.com/data_images/brooke-burke/brooke-burke-04.jpg
/want


Ah, she's got paint all over her. I'll help her scrub it off...if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-28 11:14:28 AM  
Lives in the kitchen? Good woman.
 
2012-05-28 11:55:50 AM  
Thanks mom, you can't cook for shiat.
 
2012-05-28 12:10:50 PM  
Those nostrils, flaring.
 
2012-05-28 06:19:40 PM  

KentuckyBob: Those nostrils, flaring.


Not the only time that happens, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-28 08:39:36 PM  
Meh, the whore has those Joan River eyebrows going.

/I'd rather fark Joan.
 
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