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(NASCAR)   The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line 133
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2012-05-27 10:32:34 PM
2 votes:
A good race. crash-free. Much passing. A deserving winner. JJ DIDN'T win. And I won the Hardcore title!

Plus we had an awesome Indy 500.

Been a damn good day!
2012-05-27 07:28:16 PM
2 votes:
complete unravelling and mental breakdown about the excessive number/ lack of yellow flags
2012-05-27 06:51:11 PM
2 votes:

mikaloyd: unfeasable demands for immediate desperate rule changes to save lives/race in inclement weather/save nascar from imminent unpopularity


Don't forget "I have no concept of basic physics, but I demand rain tires in NASCAR".
2012-05-27 06:48:39 PM
2 votes:
unfeasable demands for immediate desperate rule changes to save lives/race in inclement weather/save nascar from imminent unpopularity
2012-05-27 06:44:40 PM
2 votes:
explosive rant about the network and the announcers who arent up to my high standards
2012-05-27 05:56:59 PM
2 votes:
Kim Coon is just a really AWFUL name.
2012-05-27 05:36:49 PM
2 votes:

WhyteRaven74: The Bestest: doubt Danica would either.

There's a rumor going around Danica wants to do it next year.


You mean GoDaddy is finally gonna show it all to us as a Super Bowl ad? That will get a lot of FCC hate mail
2012-05-27 10:36:49 PM
1 votes:

downstairs: That was the most boring race I've seen in my life. They have to fix these mile and a half races or just get rid of them. When 11th place is a lap down you're doing it wrong. Ugh. I just wasted 5 hours of my life, other than the fact that I made the best beer can chicken I've ever grilled.


downstairs: NASCAR has some issues when the indy 500 had a more exciting last 20 or so laps than the coke 600. Better fix this shiat. Tomorrow.


Some of us like good racing too...

We don't all need to see the carnage every week.
2012-05-27 10:35:58 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR has some issues when the indy 500 had a more exciting last 20 or so laps than the coke 600. Better fix this shiat. Tomorrow.
2012-05-27 10:21:54 PM
1 votes:
1046 with no one blocked. I love all you NASCAR farkers.
2012-05-27 10:19:43 PM
1 votes:
I picked Kahne for this race, so yeah, go Kahne.

/lucky guess
2012-05-27 10:19:16 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wow! Awesome win for KK!!

also, Moss covered 3 handled family debris flag

That was #1,008 by my count. Fitting that #1,004 went to... Warchild!

hm.. was 1004 on mine..


BAH GAWD I GOT D-A-M FOR THE fNc CHAMPION! TURN IT OVER TO MCMAHON!
2012-05-27 10:15:52 PM
1 votes:
I can safely say the Indy 500 was far superior to the Coke 600.
2012-05-27 10:15:46 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wow! Awesome win for KK!!

also, Moss covered 3 handled family debris flag


WINRAR
2012-05-27 10:15:23 PM
1 votes:
HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, KING, ITS KAHNE!!!

/moss covered three handled phantom debris flag GRUDENZA
2012-05-27 10:14:24 PM
1 votes:
/moss covered three handled phantom debris flag grudenza
2012-05-27 10:11:27 PM
1 votes:

Fireproof: bluorangefyre: By the way, my wife gave me my Father's Day gift early. Its a computer mouse in the shape of a car with lights. It is awesome!

Post pic plz.


Will do when I find my cam.

/moss covered three handled phantom debris flag
2012-05-27 10:10:54 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: so.. Danica deserves an "only 5 laps down" trophy?


Well Tony Stewart is 3 laps down.
2012-05-27 10:09:18 PM
1 votes:
Orange Cone @TheOrangeCone

Danica pucker factor - eleventyseventhousand
2012-05-27 10:06:23 PM
1 votes:
LOL! Awesome!

Wagner!
2012-05-27 10:04:49 PM
1 votes:
WATCH OUT FOR MY ROOOOTS

DRINK!
2012-05-27 10:04:06 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: I can smell the grudenza. We're closing in on it!


If the pony people get there will it be hoss covered?
2012-05-27 10:03:26 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: kteela: Okay, I'm counting on y'all to tell me who wins. Mad Men time.

What?!?!?!


Amazon Instant Video and/or iTunes is your friend! We need all the help on the idol that we can get!
2012-05-27 10:01:56 PM
1 votes:
I can smell the grudenza. We're closing in on it!
2012-05-27 10:01:48 PM
1 votes:

anniesmom: C'mon,,,Lord knows I'm making enough to feed an army!
Bring some strawberries for the home made ice cream.


Would you adopt me please?
2012-05-27 10:00:40 PM
1 votes:

kteela: Okay, I'm counting on y'all to tell me who wins. Mad Men time.


What?!?!?!
2012-05-27 10:00:27 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: I just had a depressing thought: what if it wasn't the idol? What if it was the stupid ponies?

/shudder


If so, my kids' choice of cartoons will have to be heavily scrutinized for anything that will help.
2012-05-27 09:59:49 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: I just had a depressing thought: what if it wasn't the idol? What if it was the stupid ponies?

/shudder


It was the idol. History proves it. And the reactors for extra power.
2012-05-27 09:58:43 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: I just had a depressing thought: what if it wasn't the idol? What if it was the stupid ponies?

/shudder


No .. No
2012-05-27 09:57:51 PM
1 votes:
I just had a depressing thought: what if it wasn't the idol? What if it was the stupid ponies?

/shudder
2012-05-27 09:55:10 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Oh crap, not the ponies. Imma karaoke up this biatch unless the ponies are put in the barn.


The only ponies here are under the hood!
2012-05-27 09:54:36 PM
1 votes:
#48 penalized?
27.media.tumblr.com
2012-05-27 09:50:08 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Jensaarai: Jesus Christ, Kahne.

Lemme rephrase that for you:

"HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, KING, IT'S KAHNE!!!"

Htwolg02: Princess sparklepony in the wall

This is our cue. DEPLOY PONIES!


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-27 09:49:52 PM
1 votes:
This race needs more Takuma Sato.
2012-05-27 09:48:52 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Jensaarai: Jesus Christ, Kahne.

Lemme rephrase that for you:

"HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, KING, IT'S KAHNE!!!"

Htwolg02: Princess sparklepony in the wall

This is our cue. DEPLOY PONIES!


img.photobucket.com
2012-05-27 09:47:11 PM
1 votes:
Apparently Mark's engine...

(puts on sunglasses)

... expires at 500 miles

/YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2012-05-27 09:46:26 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Jensaarai: Jesus Christ, Kahne.

Lemme rephrase that for you:

"HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, KING, IT'S KAHNE!!!"

Htwolg02: Princess sparklepony in the wall

This is our cue. DEPLOY PONIES!


www.framwinkle.com
2012-05-27 09:44:55 PM
1 votes:

Jensaarai: Jesus Christ, Kahne.


Lemme rephrase that for you:

"HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, KING, IT'S KAHNE!!!"

Htwolg02: Princess sparklepony in the wall


This is our cue. DEPLOY PONIES!
2012-05-27 09:41:41 PM
1 votes:
Princess sparklepony in the wall
2012-05-27 09:31:13 PM
1 votes:
Why hasn't Johnson be put into the wall or blowed up yet?

TKAT??????!
2012-05-27 09:20:37 PM
1 votes:

Even in the throes of passion Greggs exp\ression never changed

i.a.cnn.net
He just kept staring and thrusting, thrusting and staring
2012-05-27 09:20:22 PM
1 votes:
I feel bad for the Indy fans that decided to watch this race as their annual "I will give NASCAR a chance" race.
2012-05-27 09:20:18 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Mztlplx: *looks over TK's shoulder for the "48 takes out the 18" button....then considers the wrath of VW and sits back down*

I'm outnumbered here. Do it. You know you want to.

*evil grin*


You're scaring the children, Vegas.
2012-05-27 09:12:41 PM
1 votes:
Took this in my local Walmart the other day:

i.imgur.com
2012-05-27 09:10:12 PM
1 votes:
i.a.cnn.net
Greg Biffle is watching you masturbate
2012-05-27 09:03:47 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Anyone notice that we are not hearing a lot of team radio action on tonights broadcast?


when 95% of radio communication is [beeeeeeep], i can't imagine that we'd hear much.

and with Smoke after that pit stop? 150%, minimum. You could see he was not a happy camper
2012-05-27 09:01:27 PM
1 votes:
Smoke can drive a car a little bit.
2012-05-27 08:59:43 PM
1 votes:
Brad K just cost Tony a LOT of positions.

I think this isn't going to be the last we've heard about it.
2012-05-27 08:54:17 PM
1 votes:

Fireproof: It just occured to me that they used a very Irish-American song to promote a movie that takes place in Scotland, because the average American won't notice the difference or something.


Man, other than Nazarath, I can't think of a Scottish band that has/had any traction in the US.

/Every movie needs to have "Hair of the Dog" playing at least once.
2012-05-27 08:53:02 PM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: kteela: I love the guy from "How it's Made" - he makes funny puns!

I love how he says robot as robutt


anything that ends in "-aw" he says "-awl" Saw/Sawl being the most frequent.
2012-05-27 08:52:49 PM
1 votes:
Get him Kasey
2012-05-27 08:48:41 PM
1 votes:

kteela: I love the guy from "How it's Made" - he makes funny puns!


I love how he says robot as robutt
2012-05-27 08:48:03 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: I would pay this guy to read from the dictionary and replay it at night as I try to sleep. Better than the guy from "How It's Made."


I love the guy from "How it's Made" - he makes funny puns!
2012-05-27 08:47:09 PM
1 votes:
I would pay this guy to read from the dictionary and replay it at night as I try to sleep. Better than the guy from "How It's Made."
2012-05-27 08:42:55 PM
1 votes:

kteela: swampgirl: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Gotta run. Hope to make it back before the checkers. You kids behave while I'm gone.

*starts running around the thread, beating a pot*

*follows tk's lead and runs around pulling hair and giving wet willies*

*raids the liquor cabinet*


quirs wearuing pants
2012-05-27 08:34:05 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: We went 200 laps without talking about Jooonier? How did that happen?


DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA
2012-05-27 08:32:43 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Kurt has started to meltdown on the radio, screaming at the team.

Must be Sunday.

Anything worth repeating?

"Hello? Hello? Do I have a F'n Team or Not?!!!!"


Don't worry, Kurt. You won't for much longer.
2012-05-27 08:32:25 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Shadow Blasko: Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Kurt has started to meltdown on the radio, screaming at the team.

Must be Sunday.

Anything worth repeating?

"Hello? Hello? Do I have a F'n Team or Not?!!!!"

I fully expect him to crash himself, and a few other drivers, out of the race by lap 325 at this rate, from the frustration.


He might want to go back to that sports psychologist. If Finch fires him, he really is done - no one will touch him.

/And the lights are ON.
2012-05-27 08:31:51 PM
1 votes:
Know what this race needs? A jet drier.
2012-05-27 08:28:52 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: ClavellBCMI: turbokat: I'm back................ ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS SET THIS TO CARL EDWARDS?

*resets* Swear to god, they're like children.........

Oh, and the guilty party also flipped the red switch on.

Dammit! The "JJ always wins" switch? MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!


Sorry TK. But they really shouldn't have put that button right next to the "Gordon takes out JJ in a fiery crash" button.

/freaking designers
2012-05-27 08:27:04 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: turbokat: I'm back................ ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS SET THIS TO CARL EDWARDS?

*resets* Swear to god, they're like children.........

Oh, and the guilty party also flipped the red switch on.


Dammit! The "JJ always wins" switch? MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!
2012-05-27 08:26:23 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: Mztlplx: Mark Martin is a gnome.

kteela will now eat your liver while you watch

I'd suggest the spleen. The pancreas is shot and there ain't much left of the liver (that isn't pickled).


Barbacoa!
2012-05-27 08:25:33 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Kurt has started to meltdown on the radio, screaming at the team.

Must be Sunday.


Anything worth repeating?
2012-05-27 08:25:07 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: I'm back................ ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS SET THIS TO CARL EDWARDS?

*resets* Swear to god, they're like children.........


Oh, and the guilty party also flipped the red switch on.
2012-05-27 08:25:05 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: I'm back................ ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS SET THIS TO CARL EDWARDS?

*resets* Swear to god, they're like children.........


*points to Foaming and cries*
2012-05-27 08:22:23 PM
1 votes:
I'm back................ ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS SET THIS TO CARL EDWARDS?

*resets* Swear to god, they're like children.........
2012-05-27 08:20:16 PM
1 votes:
Crank it up for a couple laps? Fox deserves credit for that.
2012-05-27 08:17:29 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: Mark Martin is a gnome.


kteela will now eat your liver while you watch
2012-05-27 08:13:44 PM
1 votes:
Newman smiling? That looks weird. Never do that again, Ryan.
2012-05-27 08:11:05 PM
1 votes:
wow, that car is toast!
2012-05-27 08:11:02 PM
1 votes:
Debris on camera? Holy shiat.
2012-05-27 08:06:19 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: What the hell was johnson eating in that plastic bag?


Souls
2012-05-27 07:50:48 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*

Try this again
cosmicconvergence.org
2012-05-27 07:49:58 PM
1 votes:
kteela, help me with this idol! I don't know how to control it!
2012-05-27 07:49:41 PM
1 votes:

Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*

2012-05-27 07:46:14 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: I R HERE TO HELP!


I AM WEASEL!
2012-05-27 07:45:55 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: Off to get Chinese. HOLD DOWN THE IDOL WHILE I'M GONE!


Only if you get me some pork wonton.
2012-05-27 07:33:04 PM
1 votes:
Moar idol power!
2012-05-27 07:32:57 PM
1 votes:
Go Kyle.
2012-05-27 07:32:30 PM
1 votes:
Way to screw it up Boyer ...


NO >> NO KYLE!
2012-05-27 07:31:26 PM
1 votes:
GO KANGAROO MEAT GO!
2012-05-27 07:29:02 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: ozarkmatt: turbokat: Don't forget "I have no concept of basic physics, but I demand rain tires in NASCAR".

I'm kinda new to this NASCAR thing. Why can't they race in the rain? Do you have a quick and dirty reason? Or a link to a detailed reason? Or should I just STFU and google it myself?

Technically speaking they *could* race in the rain at Sears Point, Watkins Glen and Montreal, but they only do so at Montreal because the Nationwide cars are built differently or something. On ovals, something something laws of physics something centrifical force something something too fast.


Do we actually still have the rain tires? I would have sworn the last batch of them rotted out three or four years ago, and NASCAR and Goodyear said "fark it, we aren't making more for two weekends a year".
2012-05-27 07:26:50 PM
1 votes:
Uh oh Androgel -- the stuff that must be handled by men only lest women mutate and grow all sorts of creepy hair
2012-05-27 07:26:49 PM
1 votes:

MattyFridays: WHO THE FARK WOULD FAKE WEARING A SEATBELT? WHO WOULD DO THAT? IT'S ONE MORE SECOND TO COMMIT TO ENGAGING THE BELT? AND WHY HAVE YOU MADE A COMMERCIAL ABOUT THIS?


BUT MATTY! IT"S SO UNCOMFORTABLE! AND I CAN'T REACH MY BIG GULP!
2012-05-27 07:26:32 PM
1 votes:

ozarkmatt: Why can't they race in the rain?


Racing in the rain even with tires with treads would be a very very bad idea. Now the road races they do, those they can do in the rain, but anything on an oval is a no go.
2012-05-27 07:26:01 PM
1 votes:

kewlbeezer: I'm pretty sure the Indy 500 was more interesting than the Coke 600 so far. WTF?!


For whatever reason, NASCAR decided the cars were driving too close, and came up with an aero package and cooling system change that forced the cars to not drive so close to each other, while Indy Car decided to actually encourage close-up racing and changed the aero package to encourage that sort of racing. So we ended up with an Indy 500 that looked more like Daytona minus the wrecks and a CocaCola 600 that looks more like an old-school Indy Car parade race.
2012-05-27 07:25:39 PM
1 votes:
WHO THE FARK WOULD FAKE WEARING A SEATBELT? WHO WOULD DO THAT? IT'S ONE MORE SECOND TO COMMIT TO ENGAGING THE BELT? AND WHY HAVE YOU MADE A COMMERCIAL ABOUT THIS?
2012-05-27 07:23:20 PM
1 votes:

kewlbeezer: I'm pretty sure the Indy 500 was more interesting than the Coke 600 so far. WTF?!


Yeah THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

AND WHILE WE WERE AWAY
2012-05-27 07:22:57 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat! A GoDaddy commercial that did something besides cut off at halfway and imply that Danica will get naked on their website!

/Content UNRATED!
2012-05-27 07:21:40 PM
1 votes:
I like Hinch
2012-05-27 07:20:36 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: WHAR CARNAGE WHAR?


Cars have to be able to get within 10 feet of each other to have anything like that.

Next year's car should fix the problem... hopefully. In the mean time, enjoy the serenity of long green flag runs and pit strategy.
2012-05-27 07:19:18 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: vegaswench: Fireproof: [p.twimg.com image 600x450]

/Something @TheOrangeCone retweeted

Oh, that rocks. Good work, whoever did that.

I had to cut the cone. Too many tweets off-race

Yeah, same here. I don't mind if you tweet 200 times during the race, but 20 times a day on a non-race day? Nope. Gone.

It got worse. He had over 300 one day... About ... Nothing really. That was when I had to cut him.


I think I finally just learned to find his icon and mentally skip it, except during race time or when I'm really bored.

/Did more or less the same thing for Roger Ebert, who at least has the excuse of not being able to speak
2012-05-27 07:18:35 PM
1 votes:
y'know, except for Johnson being in it at all, this is a pretty good race. Not the parade it could be, nor is it a wreck fest. There is passing and movement and actual racing.
2012-05-27 07:12:19 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: vegaswench: Fireproof: [p.twimg.com image 600x450]

/Something @TheOrangeCone retweeted

Oh, that rocks. Good work, whoever did that.

I had to cut the cone. Too many tweets off-race

Yeah, same here. I don't mind if you tweet 200 times during the race, but 20 times a day on a non-race day? Nope. Gone.


It got worse. He had over 300 one day... About ... Nothing really. That was when I had to cut him.
2012-05-27 07:11:23 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: vegaswench: Fireproof: [p.twimg.com image 600x450]

/Something @TheOrangeCone retweeted

Oh, that rocks. Good work, whoever did that.

I had to cut the cone. Too many tweets off-race


Yeah, same here. I don't mind if you tweet 200 times during the race, but 20 times a day on a non-race day? Nope. Gone.
2012-05-27 07:10:41 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Go take a Doans back pill and lay down, Mika, dear. You's scaring me.


I dont have some. My pain is coming out as posts.
I HAVE NO BEER!
2012-05-27 07:08:05 PM
1 votes:
Go take a Doans back pill and lay down, Mika, dear. You's scaring me.
2012-05-27 07:06:26 PM
1 votes:

Fireproof: [p.twimg.com image 600x450]

/Something @TheOrangeCone retweeted


Oh, that rocks. Good work, whoever did that.
2012-05-27 06:56:36 PM
1 votes:
Danica is gaining experience.
She should level up my lap 240.
2012-05-27 06:49:05 PM
1 votes:

donnielove: donnielove: 40 laps in without a Danica sighting?

Somebody's getting fired over this.

Oh, there she was.


WE HAVE A SPY IN OUR MIDST!
2012-05-27 06:46:12 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: turbokat: bluorangefyre: Local Fox station is stuck on a pic of Leonard Wood, and has been for an hour. Thankfully I'm at my father-in-law's; my computer can't do streaming without crashing.

Johnson's still running? TKat??????

I tell you this every week, It's early!

With him, it is never too early.


:::adding Crystal River, St Lucie 1, St Lucie 2, Turkey Point 3 and Turkey Point 4 nuclear reactors to the Idol grid:::

/Fukushima be damned, this is FL, no one would miss us
2012-05-27 06:41:45 PM
1 votes:
random whine about some ad I see on my TV screen
2012-05-27 06:40:54 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: generic complaint about nascar noy being some other racing series

Mutter mumble mutter Formula 1.


grumble grumble rally
2012-05-27 06:38:54 PM
1 votes:
generic complaint about nascar noy being some other racing series
2012-05-27 06:38:42 PM
1 votes:

turbokat: *wakes up from nap, 15LAPS IN!*

*Flips switches, fires boilers, calls the nuke plant, locks, loads, sacrifices can of Red Bull to the racing gods*

ALL IN BIATCHES!


As promised! Good job
2012-05-27 06:38:28 PM
1 votes:

kteela: radiofreewill: kteela: Perhaps I shouldn't have been rubbing the idol since this morning.

Is that what women call it now these days?

That's what tkat calls it...


Indeed I do. Rub all you want.
2012-05-27 06:36:53 PM
1 votes:
Time for me to biatch about the absence of split screen commercials.
2012-05-27 06:36:43 PM
1 votes:

cig-mkr: The flyover planes for Charlotte assemble just north of my house and fly directly over it very low. I can't believe how freakin huge that B-52 is. Only 12 miles from the track.
Danica @ 36 right now.



that's why they call the B-52 a BUFF....Big Ugly Fat Farker
/like me!
2012-05-27 06:24:47 PM
1 votes:
I couldn't even imagine watching this race in the stands. Being in a camper on the infield is the only way to do it.
2012-05-27 06:24:46 PM
1 votes:
I'll admit it.

I hate DW's Boogity crap.
2012-05-27 06:22:58 PM
1 votes:
Ok WTF it's cooler in charlotte than Chicago.
2012-05-27 06:21:23 PM
1 votes:

Gonz: I always took funeral detail very seriously. I'll never forget this one old female veteran's funeral. There were three people total there, and my private and I were the only funeral she had.

I told him in no uncertain terms that we were going to do the best two-man funeral in the history of the Army, and we tried to. I choked up a bit when I was handing over the flag "on behalf of a grateful Nation".


There were too many times where we outnumbered the attendees at the funeral. But the whole funeral detail was made of volunteers. Everyone felt the same as I did, that we needed to honor those who had come before us. And it was something we never hesitated to do.

swampgirl: Thank you for representing those of us who are grateful for their service.


like I just said, it was an honor for me to have the opportunity.
2012-05-27 06:20:31 PM
1 votes:
Longest pre race ever. I could have driven 600 miles by now.
2012-05-27 06:17:28 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: kteela: Heh, I was watching West Wing and playing solitaire.

Heh, funny. *solitaire fist bump*


*Good Writing & solitaire fist bump*

Also, I have dubbed "chores" to be henceforward called "Domestic Accomplishments". I'm getting more done that way.
2012-05-27 06:10:50 PM
1 votes:

kteela: Got it. Wow, that must have been one heck of a gig.


It was a hell of a thing. WW2 vets passing away, the very very least I could do was volunteer to help honor them.
2012-05-27 06:03:53 PM
1 votes:
Bagpipes. What did I do bad?
2012-05-27 05:56:02 PM
1 votes:
"Oh ten"??
2012-05-27 05:54:29 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: While we're waiting for the green, let's have a caption contest:

[i.imgur.com image 449x297]


My God, it's full of hamsters......
2012-05-27 05:52:46 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: Psst: Don't bother - he's "simple".


Laughter OL
2012-05-27 05:52:10 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: BTW Bestest, I had ya quoted on my profile cuz I liked your MTV programming/Burger King analogy. Well done.


Wow that was ages ago.. thanks!

The fact that you thought it was AT&T means that it's a bad ad. The whole point was that the little girl was mad you didn't download her play because you hit your data limit, and Sprint is the only carrier without data limits.

/whereas AT&T is all about sending urgent info via pdf
2012-05-27 05:48:36 PM
1 votes:
I'll vote for JJ to get into the HoF next year, if it means he retires this year.
2012-05-27 05:40:07 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: Smoke's too fat for Indy


I really hope DW can fit that into the broadcast tonight during a slow period.
2012-05-27 05:34:29 PM
1 votes:

MattyFridays: Can someone explain to me WHY a double couldn't be raced today? Indy was over at 3:15.


Because there is always the chance it could rain at Indy, causing all sorts of delays.
2012-05-27 05:34:06 PM
1 votes:
Looks like the idol is ready to go, and I was re-assured by TK today that they will be present and ready to deal with any JJ threats this week.

That was some 500 earlier huh?
2012-05-27 05:32:53 PM
1 votes:

kteela: bluorangefyre: Sitting through an infomercial. Still hearing thunder. Lights dimming. Are we sure TKat just didn't put the idol to 'nuke the everloving shiat out of Johnson' mode?

Perhaps I shouldn't have been rubbing the idol since this morning.


'Tis alright. As long as Johnson wrecks and takes most of the field with him leaving it to the RPM cars, Dale Jr. and some start-and-parkers, its all good.
2012-05-27 05:29:56 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Sitting through an infomercial. Still hearing thunder. Lights dimming. Are we sure TKat just didn't put the idol to 'nuke the everloving shiat out of Johnson' mode?


Perhaps I shouldn't have been rubbing the idol since this morning.
2012-05-27 02:50:36 PM
1 votes:
Also, massage the idol. Talk nice to the idol. When it gets closer to the start, give it a speech like you're Mickey talking to Rocky. Its in Charlotte, where that asshat keeps winning. HE MUST FAIL TONIGHT!

/side note: if anybody remembers the last time I spent an entire race in the thread, Johnson wrecked on lap 2 and JPM added the rare jet dryer stamp to his card of things to hit
2012-05-27 02:45:27 PM
1 votes:
Oh come on Warchild, the Busch Brothers are fun! I'd rather see them do good than seeing that Lowes car winning. I refuse to shop there for that reason.
2012-05-27 02:22:47 PM
1 votes:
...and the Buschs
2012-05-27 02:22:04 PM
1 votes:
Anyone but JJ
2012-05-27 02:19:17 PM
1 votes:

kteela: rub the idol


I may have a favorite new euphemism.
2012-05-27 01:25:59 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Guess who doesn't have work today? Guess who gets to be among you today? Guess who gets to yell MOAR IDOL POWERZZZ!!! without having to rely on a craptacular cell phone or relay via Twitter? We're gonna be watching the race at my father-in-law's, but should any computer shenanagains occur, the plan is to load up the kids and race home and fire up the PRN stream. Thankfully Fox has coverage, so the commercials should be kept to a minimum.


I, too, am here. I feel responsible for the last 2 JJ wins, having not been around to rub the idol. I'll start early.
2012-05-27 12:08:01 PM
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Guess who doesn't have work today? Guess who gets to be among you today? Guess who gets to yell MOAR IDOL POWERZZZ!!! without having to rely on a craptacular cell phone or relay via Twitter? We're gonna be watching the race at my father-in-law's, but should any computer shenanagains occur, the plan is to load up the kids and race home and fire up the PRN stream. Thankfully Fox has coverage, so the commercials should be kept to a minimum.
 
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