FARK.com: (7129477) The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox

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		The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox (nascar.com)		1097
		More: Spiffy, Coca-Cola 600, Aric Almirola, RPM, Charlotte Motor Speedway, Richard Petty, crew chief, Joey Logano, Joe Gibbs Racing

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Some Bass Playing Guy		2012-05-27 08:46:28 PM

Which one of those 14 people in race control is responsible for debris cautions?

vegaswench		2012-05-27 08:47:09 PM

I would pay this guy to read from the dictionary and replay it at night as I try to sleep. Better than the guy from "How It's Made."

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 08:47:13 PM

technomuse: ...and no power now due to thunderstorm...

Or was that due to sending more power to the idol?

7 nuclear reactors on the idol tonight. We're all gonna glow in the dark for a few weeks. And maybe sprout a third arm on our necks.

/but it's worth it

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-27 08:47:17 PM

Some Bass Playing Guy: Which one of those 14 people in race control is responsible for debris cautions?

The one droning on.

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 08:47:52 PM

MattyFridays: Shadow Blasko: "HOW. FAR. ARE. WE. FROM. BASE. LINE. SET. UP? Third time." -Kurt Busch

There are five lights, Kurt.

The cake is a lie.

kteela		2012-05-27 08:48:03 PM

vegaswench: I would pay this guy to read from the dictionary and replay it at night as I try to sleep. Better than the guy from "How It's Made."

I love the guy from "How it's Made" - he makes funny puns!

Foaming		2012-05-27 08:48:34 PM

What's with the hub, Bub?

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-27 08:48:36 PM

Wallmendinger broke a hub on the right front, which caused the brakes to lock up hard. Ouch.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 08:48:41 PM

kteela: I love the guy from "How it's Made" - he makes funny puns!

I love how he says robot as robutt

Fireproof		2012-05-27 08:49:22 PM

dettigersnw22: Fireproof: dettigersnw22: Harvick should name his baby "The Wee Baby Otis"

Archer reference?

how I've spent the rest of my holiday weekend while not watching racing....

I did the same thing about two weeks ago. Saw every episode in like five days. Haven't been addicted to a show that badly since Lost.

/Any more addicted and I'd be in the... Danger Zone!

mikaloyd		2012-05-27 08:52:49 PM

Get him Kasey

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-27 08:53:02 PM

WhyteRaven74: kteela: I love the guy from "How it's Made" - he makes funny puns!

I love how he says robot as robutt

anything that ends in "-aw" he says "-awl" Saw/Sawl being the most frequent.

kteela		2012-05-27 08:53:32 PM

mikaloyd: Get him Kasey

Indeed.

good_2_go		2012-05-27 08:53:42 PM

Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass
Radar is clear to the east ... we should be good.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-27 08:53:45 PM

WhyteRaven74: I love how he says robot as robutt

1.bp.blogspot.com

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-27 08:54:05 PM

Orange Cone @TheOrangeCone

Yet RT @jcmintonville: @TheOrangeCone I must say this #Coke600 ain't as exciting as watching @AshleyJudd win the #Indy500

ozarkmatt		2012-05-27 08:54:17 PM

Fireproof: It just occured to me that they used a very Irish-American song to promote a movie that takes place in Scotland, because the average American won't notice the difference or something.

Man, other than Nazarath, I can't think of a Scottish band that has/had any traction in the US.

/Every movie needs to have "Hair of the Dog" playing at least once.

ski9600		2012-05-27 08:54:17 PM

Go Biff!

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 08:54:17 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: anything that ends in "-aw" he says "-awl" Saw/Sawl being the most frequent.

Yep there's that too.

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 08:54:29 PM

"Ganassi wins Indy, struggles in Charlotte"

/lactose intolerant?

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 08:55:41 PM

ozarkmatt: Fireproof: It just occured to me that they used a very Irish-American song to promote a movie that takes place in Scotland, because the average American won't notice the difference or something.

Man, other than Nazarath, I can't think of a Scottish band that has/had any traction in the US.

/Every movie needs to have "Hair of the Dog" playing at least once.

Bay City Rollers.

/I dare them.
/triple-dog dare

Tsrwedge		2012-05-27 08:55:47 PM

"He lives there at home." Thanks for clearing that one up DW. Much appreciated.

DanZero		2012-05-27 08:55:59 PM

Was that an AT&T RACE BREAK? COMMERCIAL!!!!

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 08:56:36 PM

ozarkmatt: I can't think of a Scottish band that has/had any traction in the US.

the Bay City Rollers are from Scotland.

Fireproof		2012-05-27 08:58:07 PM

mikaloyd: kteela: swampgirl: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Gotta run. Hope to make it back before the checkers. You kids behave while I'm gone.

*starts running around the thread, beating a pot*

*follows tk's lead and runs around pulling hair and giving wet willies*

*raids the liquor cabinet*

quirs wearuing pants

i.imgur.com

good_2_go		2012-05-27 08:58:28 PM

While we were away - pit stops.

DanZero		2012-05-27 08:58:48 PM

ozarkmatt: Man, other than Nazarath, I can't think of a Scottish band that has/had any traction in the US.

upload.wikimedia.org

Seriously?

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-27 08:58:55 PM

ozarkmatt: Man, other than Nazarath, I can't think of a Scottish band that has/had any traction in the US.

Bay City Rollers
Big Country
Jesus and Mary Chain

Here's Wiki's list of Scottish rock bands.. Maybe you can find more. I recognized Angelfish (Shirley Manson's old group) but aside from being attached to her, i can't say they have any stateside fame.

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 08:59:02 PM

WhyteRaven74: ozarkmatt: I can't think of a Scottish band that has/had any traction in the US.

the Bay City Rollers are from Scotland.

He may be a bit young for the Rollers.

/goes back to staining outline of my hand on the wall in ochre

mikaloyd		2012-05-27 08:59:25 PM

WTF?

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-27 08:59:26 PM

DID YOU SEE TONY CRAB THAT CAR IN?

That was awesome.

Foaming		2012-05-27 08:59:36 PM

Smoke: oops

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-27 08:59:39 PM

I would love to hear *that* radio conversation involving Smoke!

good_2_go		2012-05-27 08:59:40 PM

That should improve Tony's mood.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-27 08:59:43 PM

Brad K just cost Tony a LOT of positions.

I think this isn't going to be the last we've heard about it.

vegaswench		2012-05-27 09:00:02 PM

Whose fault was Tony's pit mishap? I didn't see the replay.

swampgirl		2012-05-27 09:00:34 PM

SMOKE!!

vegaswench		2012-05-27 09:00:45 PM

Never mind. that was all Brad. He's gonna want to avoid Tony tonight.

Fireproof		2012-05-27 09:00:46 PM

Fireproof: mikaloyd: kteela: swampgirl: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Gotta run. Hope to make it back before the checkers. You kids behave while I'm gone.

*starts running around the thread, beating a pot*

*follows tk's lead and runs around pulling hair and giving wet willies*

*raids the liquor cabinet*

quirs wearuing pants

[i.imgur.com image 160x120]

Meant to say "Has a snack."

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 09:01:07 PM

Mztlplx: /goes back to staining outline of my hand on the wall in ochre

L O L

Foaming		2012-05-27 09:01:23 PM

Shadow Blasko: DID YOU SEE TONY CRAB THAT CAR IN?

That was awesome.

That was nice

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 09:01:23 PM

That really was beautiful, the way Smoke just brought it around and back in.

ozarkmatt		2012-05-27 09:01:24 PM

Mztlplx: He may be a bit young for the Rollers.

Oh no, I remember them.

/Older than you think
//Sigh

Gonz		2012-05-27 09:01:27 PM

Smoke can drive a car a little bit.

Warchild		2012-05-27 09:01:46 PM

Jesus Tony! wow

KarlMaldensNose		2012-05-27 09:02:06 PM

OOohhhhh E.J. Viso... er Kesolowski is going to hear it from Dario er, I mean Smoke. Somehow I doubt Smoke is winning the race though.

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-27 09:02:06 PM

Anyone notice that we are not hearing a lot of team radio action on tonights broadcast?

ski9600		2012-05-27 09:02:21 PM

frickin Brad K has no consideration for anyone else on the track.

/pizzed

vegaswench		2012-05-27 09:03:03 PM

Oh yeah, Biff, you are such a pool-playing bad ass. I remember when you had braces, man.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 09:03:23 PM

Shadow Blasko: Anyone notice that we are not hearing a lot of team radio action on tonights broadcast?

I was just thinking that myself a few minutes ago.

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