FARK.com: (7129477) The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox

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		The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox (nascar.com)		1097
		More: Spiffy, Coca-Cola 600, Aric Almirola, RPM, Charlotte Motor Speedway, Richard Petty, crew chief, Joey Logano, Joe Gibbs Racing

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rhiannon		2012-05-27 07:50:24 PM

turbokat: Off to get Chinese. HOLD DOWN THE IDOL WHILE I'M GONE!

Use protection.

Gonz		2012-05-27 07:50:32 PM

bluorangefyre: When do we start talking about what we're drinking? Me, Aquafina grape water. No alcohol around the kiddies.

Natural Light's "Natty Daddy". It's an 8% ABV abomination that goes for $1.09 for a 24 oz. can. I will dip into the vodak soon.

I'm also making some sugar wine so I can distill 'shine.

//Old school

mikaloyd		2012-05-27 07:50:48 PM

mikaloyd: Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*
Try this again
cosmicconvergence.org

Fireproof		2012-05-27 07:50:58 PM

vegaswench: Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*

Oh no, don't tell me you flipped the red switch. That would be...bad.

"Thank you for pushing the self destruct button."

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-27 07:51:11 PM

Jensaarai: Michael McDowell: 1 spot in front of Danica, 1/4 the funding.

also a lot more stock car experience

Jensaarai		2012-05-27 07:51:17 PM

Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*

You just made NASCAR penalize Mark Martin 25 points.

vegaswench		2012-05-27 07:51:29 PM

Gonz wins. I don't know what he wins, but he wins.

kteela		2012-05-27 07:51:31 PM

bluorangefyre: kteela, help me with this idol! I don't know how to control it!

I got this.

bionicjoe		2012-05-27 07:51:34 PM

Fireproof: ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: When do we start talking about what we're drinking? Me, Aquafina grape water. No alcohol around the kiddies.

Heineken (fresh 6-pack, might have to re-load with a 24oz or two before the end of the race)

Blue Moon Summer Honey Wheat.

/It was free, okay?

Blue Moon is a tolerable macro-brew.
I just finished the last Shock Top Belgian White.
I got 4 Sierra Nevada Summertime's and 5 Leinenkugel Ambers left.

Couple of shots of Woodford Reserve too. This race hurts that bad, but it's deserving of PBR at best.

Foaming		2012-05-27 07:51:44 PM

vegaswench: Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*

Oh no, don't tell me you flipped the red switch. That would be...bad.

I found the Carl Edwards setting.

technomuse		2012-05-27 07:51:58 PM

bluorangefyre: When do we start talking about what we're drinking? Me, Aquafina grape water. No alcohol around the kiddies.

Whipped cream.

It's about 30 proof, and it tastes yummy on the strawberries I picked earlier. If I'm still up in a bit, I'll get a Two-Hearted Ale.

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-27 07:52:01 PM

[Installs Tesseract in the idol's butt]

kteela		2012-05-27 07:52:30 PM

Gonz: bluorangefyre: When do we start talking about what we're drinking? Me, Aquafina grape water. No alcohol around the kiddies.

Natural Light's "Natty Daddy". It's an 8% ABV abomination that goes for $1.09 for a 24 oz. can. I will dip into the vodak soon.

I'm also making some sugar wine so I can distill 'shine.

//Old school

Teach me?

cig-mkr		2012-05-27 07:52:35 PM

Fireproof: cig-mkr: Is Junior just hanging out until later? And Danica has blazed her way to 34 already.

It's possible. There's also a good chance that his car is set up to run at night.

Jr is just keeping cool and waiting to spring after dark after the track cools down.

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-27 07:55:39 PM

Did he just say 108 cars one lap down?

vegaswench		2012-05-27 07:55:58 PM

Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*

Oh no, don't tell me you flipped the red switch. That would be...bad.

I found the Carl Edwards setting.

i744.photobucket.com

Warchild		2012-05-27 07:56:28 PM

Aww, whispering sweet nothings on the radio

mikaloyd		2012-05-27 07:56:34 PM

kteela: bluorangefyre: kteela, help me with this idol! I don't know how to control it!

I got this.

In the right hands it is like chopstix

Lifgtsaber chopstix

www.kotous.com

Fireproof		2012-05-27 07:56:54 PM

bionicjoe: Fireproof: ClavellBCMI: bluorangefyre: When do we start talking about what we're drinking? Me, Aquafina grape water. No alcohol around the kiddies.

Heineken (fresh 6-pack, might have to re-load with a 24oz or two before the end of the race)

Blue Moon Summer Honey Wheat.

/It was free, okay?

Blue Moon is a tolerable macro-brew.
I just finished the last Shock Top Belgian White.
I got 4 Sierra Nevada Summertime's and 5 Leinenkugel Ambers left.

Couple of shots of Woodford Reserve too. This race hurts that bad, but it's deserving of PBR at best.

I've got some other beers as well. Now switching to Ranger IPA by New Belgum Brewing Co.

Jensaarai		2012-05-27 07:57:01 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jensaarai: Michael McDowell: 1 spot in front of Danica, 1/4 the funding.

also a lot more stock car experience

Fair enough. I just think the kid's earned a second shot with a full time effort.

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-27 07:57:17 PM

*blink* DW said something negative about Danica??? Is he off his meds? Or did the bribe money run out?

cig-mkr		2012-05-27 07:57:30 PM

Her track presence hasn't been really good tonight.... NO Kidding?

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 07:57:45 PM

vegaswench: i744.photobucket.com

weknowmemes.com

Jensaarai		2012-05-27 07:58:18 PM

Warchild: Aww, whispering sweet nothings on the radio

She played our Indy 500 drinking game.

bluorangefyre		2012-05-27 07:58:36 PM

Been on infant duty. She had too much formula. Went from baby to screaming inflated zeppelin in a matter of seconds. She's calm now.

swampgirl		2012-05-27 07:58:54 PM

Checking in from the swamp here - got 2 Corona's to polish off and then I'm moving into the Blue Moon camp with the rest of you.

/mutt woke me up at 4am tossing his cookies, so I better pace myself if I want to see the end of this thing.

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 07:59:03 PM

Jensaarai: Michael McDowell: 1 spot in front of Danica, 1/4 the funding.

AT least we know what he's doing when the Doobie Brothers aren't touring.

Gonz		2012-05-27 07:59:07 PM

kteela: Gonz: bluorangefyre: When do we start talking about what we're drinking? Me, Aquafina grape water. No alcohol around the kiddies.

Natural Light's "Natty Daddy". It's an 8% ABV abomination that goes for $1.09 for a 24 oz. can. I will dip into the vodak soon.

I'm also making some sugar wine so I can distill 'shine.

//Old school

Teach me?

Sugar wine? Boil a gallon of water and 2 1/2 cups of sugar. Let that cool to room temperature. Throw in some champagne yeast that you bought for $0.95 at your local homebrew shop. Wait 2 weeks.

For the rest? Check this out.

vegaswench		2012-05-27 07:59:28 PM

bluorangefyre: Been on infant duty. She had too much formula. Went from baby to screaming inflated zeppelin in a matter of seconds. She's calm now.

Thank God my kids are old. *points and laughs*

Fireproof		2012-05-27 08:00:46 PM

WhyteRaven74: vegaswench: i744.photobucket.com

I still laugh at that pic combo.

mikaloyd		2012-05-27 08:01:15 PM

bluorangefyre: Been on infant duty. She had too much formula. Went from baby to screaming inflated zeppelin in a matter of seconds. She's calm now.

1.bp.blogspot.com

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 08:01:21 PM

Fireproof: I still laugh at that pic combo.

it's awesome

good_2_go		2012-05-27 08:01:29 PM

Any thoughts on the 4th class of the NASCAR Hall of Fame?

Buck Baker, driver, 46 career wins, two time Grand National (now Sprint Cup) Champion (1956, 1957)

Cotton Owens, driver, car owner, 9 career wins, owned cars driven by David Pearson and Junior Johnson.

Herb Thomas, driver, 48 career wins, two time Grand National Champion

Rusty Wallace, driver, 55 career wins, 1989 Winston Cup Champion, and broadcaster

Leonard Wood, crew chief, amassed 96 wins as crew chief and helped innovate the modern pit stop

/per wiki

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-27 08:01:54 PM

Jensaarai: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jensaarai: Michael McDowell: 1 spot in front of Danica, 1/4 the funding.

also a lot more stock car experience

Fair enough. I just think the kid's earned a second shot with a full time effort.

no argument. he's too good to be in a Start And Park car

swampgirl		2012-05-27 08:02:07 PM

And again, we are at commercial and the caution is out. Ugh.

Mztlplx		2012-05-27 08:02:19 PM

Fireproof: vegaswench: Foaming: *starts flipping random switches on the idol*

Oh no, don't tell me you flipped the red switch. That would be...bad.

"Thank you for pushing the self destruct button."

"I'm sorry, Fireproof, I'm afraid I can't do that.

www.bstock.com

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-27 08:02:20 PM

Commercial caution again! DRINK

mikaloyd		2012-05-27 08:02:39 PM

Watch the Maroon

i640.photobucket.com

kteela		2012-05-27 08:02:41 PM

3rd caution while away to commercial.

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-27 08:02:58 PM

Kvapil brings out pace dog legit.

Fireproof		2012-05-27 08:03:03 PM

WE MISSED ANOTHER WRECK?

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!

donnielove		2012-05-27 08:03:07 PM

Danica picks up another position!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-27 08:03:11 PM

I'm possibly wrong, but I think Kvapil (or however you spell that goddamn name) could be the new It's Official driver

Jensaarai		2012-05-27 08:03:22 PM

While you were away...

swampgirl		2012-05-27 08:03:38 PM

kteela: 3rd caution while away to commercial.

They are nothing if not consistent.

bluorangefyre		2012-05-27 08:03:46 PM

vegaswench: bluorangefyre: Been on infant duty. She had too much formula. Went from baby to screaming inflated zeppelin in a matter of seconds. She's calm now.

Thank God my kids are old. *points and laughs*

My oldest will turn two on Tuesday. I think she was easier as an infant than her sister has been thus far. Only nine more months and then she can begin turning into a diva like he rbig sister.

And, color me shocked, its a caution after a commercial.

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-27 08:03:50 PM

Orange Cone @TheOrangeCone

Crash. Well, what passes for a crash these days.

/Re added him for the race.

DanZero		2012-05-27 08:03:54 PM

FOX is right on top of it -- how are the other networks doing with the yellow flags?

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-27 08:03:58 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm possibly wrong, but I think Kvapil (or however you spell that goddamn name) could be the new It's Official driver

I thought he was one of the start and park crew