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(NASCAR)   The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line 1097
    More: Spiffy, Coca-Cola 600, Aric Almirola, RPM, Charlotte Motor Speedway, Richard Petty, crew chief, Joey Logano, Joe Gibbs Racing  
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2012-05-27 05:56:02 PM
"Oh ten"??
 
2012-05-27 05:56:21 PM

The Bestest:

hey.. HEY.. she finished 13th yesterday!


There was only 14 cars in the Nationwide race yesterday?
 
2012-05-27 05:56:35 PM

vegaswench: While we're waiting for the green, let's have a caption contest:


Oh Hinchie, I was just kidding about the bikini...
 
2012-05-27 05:56:41 PM
I need a Richard Petty cowboy hat.
 
2012-05-27 05:56:59 PM
Kim Coon is just a really AWFUL name.
 
2012-05-27 05:57:12 PM

Gonz: I need a Richard Petty cowboy hat.


*nod*

We ALL do.
 
2012-05-27 05:57:41 PM

vegaswench: While we're waiting for the green, let's have a caption contest:

[i.imgur.com image 449x297]


It's Go Fast, Turn.....Right? Left? The hell with it, I'll go straight.
 
2012-05-27 05:57:59 PM
Kim Successful and Attractive African-American
 
2012-05-27 05:58:45 PM

The Bestest: /whereas AT&T is all about sending urgent info via pdf


img.photobucket.com

/did that one last year when the race at the Glen was moved on ESPN who was doing those ads to the point of infinity
 
2012-05-27 06:00:00 PM

vegaswench: Gonz: I need a Richard Petty cowboy hat.

*nod*

We ALL do.


Yeah, but if I had a hat like that, I think I'd be compelled to grow the 'stache. Something tells me that wouldn't be as good of a look on you.
 
2012-05-27 06:01:12 PM

Gonz: Yeah, but if I had a hat like that, I think I'd be compelled to grow the 'stache. Something tells me that wouldn't be as good of a look on you.


The 'stache just sprouts out the second you put the hat on.
 
2012-05-27 06:01:19 PM

Gonz: vegaswench: Gonz: I need a Richard Petty cowboy hat.

*nod*

We ALL do.

Yeah, but if I had a hat like that, I think I'd be compelled to grow the 'stache. Something tells me that wouldn't be as good of a look on you.


Then once you had the hat and the stache, you want to replace your teeth with implants.
 
2012-05-27 06:01:45 PM
I still say they need to get the Pope of Long Beach to do the invocation.
 
2012-05-27 06:01:56 PM

Gonz: And, yet, you're here and arguing. Therefore, I can easily conclude that you're trolling. Congrats- you have just made my ignore list. No need to respond, obviously.


From your profile...

Last One Left and I dual-trolled this thread and got some great replies.

I'm here giving my opinion on the differences between types of racing and then responding to other peoples comments on the subject. If you think that's trolling, well then you just aren't very bright. Funny that an admitted troll is so sensitive as to invoke their ignore list.
 
2012-05-27 06:02:05 PM

MattyFridays: There was only 14 cars in the Nationwide race yesterday?


Oh she also qualified 2nd for the race.
 
2012-05-27 06:02:21 PM
OK, make a decision for dinner

Mitigating factor: grilled chicken for lunch.

Taco Bell Tacos

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Pancakes

Hoagie
 
2012-05-27 06:02:53 PM

MattyFridays: OK, make a decision for dinner

Mitigating factor: grilled chicken for lunch.

Taco Bell Tacos

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Pancakes

Hoagie


Hoagie. Always, the hoagie.
 
2012-05-27 06:02:55 PM

vegaswench: While we're waiting for the green, let's have a caption contest:

[i.imgur.com image 449x297]


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-27 06:03:14 PM
Wow, is that Dale Jr's. girlfriend? If so... NICE.
 
2012-05-27 06:03:15 PM
 
2012-05-27 06:03:26 PM
Amazing Grace on bagpipes always give me goosebumps. Well done.
 
2012-05-27 06:03:35 PM

MattyFridays: OK, make a decision for dinner


Go with the hoagie.
 
2012-05-27 06:03:45 PM

MattyFridays: Taco Bell Tacos


Bad idea. Taco Bell's Revenge may well kill everyone around you, not to mention having to listen to the race from the privacy of your bathroom....
 
2012-05-27 06:03:53 PM
Bagpipes. What did I do bad?
 
2012-05-27 06:04:12 PM
I held it together through Amazing Grace in the bagpipes, but Taps kills me every time.
 
2012-05-27 06:04:17 PM
Was that 21 gun salute piped in over the speakers?
 
2012-05-27 06:04:32 PM

vegaswench: Amazing Grace on bagpipes always give me goosebumps. Well done.


I've been to too many Law Enforcement funerals, including one in January for a friend I worked with... I can't stand hearing that now :(
 
2012-05-27 06:04:57 PM
Hootie!!!
 
2012-05-27 06:05:00 PM

vegaswench: Amazing Grace on bagpipes always give me goosebumps. Well done.


I want that played at my funeral, and I'm not Christian. That, and Warren Zevon's "My Ride's Here".
 
2012-05-27 06:05:00 PM
And now Darius Rucker? Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
 
2012-05-27 06:05:07 PM
we have a Hootie sighting
 
2012-05-27 06:05:14 PM
Bacon Cheddar Ranch Tendercrisp sandwiches for all!!!!!
 
2012-05-27 06:05:18 PM

kteela: I held it together through Amazing Grace in the bagpipes, but Taps kills me every time.


Yep.
 
2012-05-27 06:05:19 PM
Man, Darius Rucker just has a fantastic voice. God bless 'em.
 
2012-05-27 06:05:32 PM

9beers: Was that 21 gun salute piped in over the speakers?


I thought it was a 7 gun salute. I may have miscounted, but I'm certain there weren't 21 guns there.
 
2012-05-27 06:06:03 PM

kewlbeezer: vegaswench: Amazing Grace on bagpipes always give me goosebumps. Well done.

I've been to too many Law Enforcement funerals, including one in January for a friend I worked with... I can't stand hearing that now :(


Me too...FD and PD (I've been both in my time).
 
2012-05-27 06:06:14 PM

kewlbeezer: vegaswench: Amazing Grace on bagpipes always give me goosebumps. Well done.

I've been to too many Law Enforcement funerals, including one in January for a friend I worked with... I can't stand hearing that now :(


I am sorry for the loss of your friend. :(
 
2012-05-27 06:06:22 PM
They should have done a missing man flyover for today. Otherwise, great opening ceremony.
 
2012-05-27 06:06:48 PM

Gonz: vegaswench: Amazing Grace on bagpipes always give me goosebumps. Well done.

I want that played at my funeral, and I'm not Christian. That, and Warren Zevon's "My Ride's Here".


Dire Straits, "Brothers in Arms".
 
2012-05-27 06:06:55 PM
Checking in quick like. My back is trying to murder me. BB in a bit after it calms down somewhat
 
2012-05-27 06:07:29 PM

kteela: I thought it was a 7 gun salute. I may have miscounted, but I'm certain there weren't 21 guns there.


7 guns + 3 shots each = 21 gun salute.
 
2012-05-27 06:07:33 PM

kteela: 9beers: Was that 21 gun salute piped in over the speakers?

I thought it was a 7 gun salute. I may have miscounted, but I'm certain there weren't 21 guns there.


7 x 3 = ?
 
2012-05-27 06:07:33 PM

Mztlplx: kewlbeezer: vegaswench: Amazing Grace on bagpipes always give me goosebumps. Well done.

I've been to too many Law Enforcement funerals, including one in January for a friend I worked with... I can't stand hearing that now :(

Me too...FD and PD (I've been both in my time).


Ugh, I'm sorry fellas.
 
2012-05-27 06:07:37 PM
Holy CRAP. What is it with the driver of the NAPA car's wife having giant fake boobs? First Buffy Waltrip, now Truex' girl.
 
2012-05-27 06:08:01 PM

kteela: 9beers: Was that 21 gun salute piped in over the speakers?

I thought it was a 7 gun salute. I may have miscounted, but I'm certain there weren't 21 guns there.


7 rifles, 3 rounds of firing

I was a rifleman for funerals during my final days in the Army.
 
2012-05-27 06:08:15 PM
Goodness that Adam Sandler movie looks as bad as Danica's driving

/ducks!
 
2012-05-27 06:08:39 PM

good_2_go: kteela: 9beers: Was that 21 gun salute piped in over the speakers?

I thought it was a 7 gun salute. I may have miscounted, but I'm certain there weren't 21 guns there.

7 x 3 = ?


My bad.
 
2012-05-27 06:08:57 PM

mikaloyd: Checking in quick like. My back is trying to murder me. BB in a bit after it calms down somewhat


Ouch. Hope it gets better. Have pacedog walk on your back, maybe.
 
2012-05-27 06:09:24 PM

Penoatle: Goodness that Adam Sandler movie looks as bad as Danica's driving

/ducks!


No that's actually right on. Good jorb.
 
2012-05-27 06:09:36 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: kteela: 9beers: Was that 21 gun salute piped in over the speakers?

I thought it was a 7 gun salute. I may have miscounted, but I'm certain there weren't 21 guns there.

7 rifles, 3 rounds of firing

I was a rifleman for funerals during my final days in the Army.


Got it. Wow, that must have been one heck of a gig.
 
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